Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
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GamerErman2001 wrote:
And I thought you were so butch! WAH! *runs away sobbing*
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Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
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"Let's investigate this by throwing it against a wall!"
"Dammit, people, it's not like the urn is made of glass!"Spoiler: Trials and Tribulations
"Toki wo tomare! Soshite toki ga ugokidesu. OraoraoraoraoraoraWRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!"
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*Ahem* Anyways...:
: "Over Nine-thousaaaaaaaand!!!!"
: "...and now for the sports, with Johnny De Killer."
: "You know what? I am the real killer! Lock me away, and save that innocent defendant! I regret everything!"
: "GET THE F**K OUTTA MY HOUSE, B**CH!"
: "I've got a separate stomach for pickles, you know."
: "I thought you said you had a separate stomach for steaks... and burgers... and ice cream... and glue...."
: "The matrix has you."
:"RAEP TIME!"
Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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Kyo Kusanagi wrote:
GamerErman2001 wrote:
And I thought you were so butch! WAH! *runs away sobbing*Butch means masculine. It's a slang word, so don't feel too bad if you didn't recognize it.
Raining blood, from a lacerated sky, bleeding its horror, creating my structure, now I shall reign in blood!
I LOVE YOU! YOU LOVE ME! WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY!
Can my pay be lowered until it reaches then negative, where I actually owe money for working?
Oh, I got my pay lowered into negative 3 years ago! I owe $300,000 now. Why didn't you just quit so you don't have to pay them more money? I... never thought of that...
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: "Don't tell daddy I cut myself."
: [Insert something funny here]
: "Now it's the part of court where you are legally required to wear your lederhosen: it's POLKA TIME!"
: "What's that? Oh, yeah, the photos are for blackmail. Why do you ask?"
: "Wanna learn about the human body."
: "O.C.D.? What's that?"
: "What? This is absolutely astounding, Phoenix! Those overnight speech-help tapes work like a charm."
Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
Insanity at its classiest.
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Hey thar, Edgeworth, I can has acquittal?
... ... Can you kindly get the fuck out of my house? ... ... IN UR HOME TAKIN' UR MONEYZ GET THE FUCK OUT! BUTTSECKS NAO GOD DAMNIT *GUNSHOT GUNSHOT GUNSHOT* HUH!? WHO SHOT THAT GUN!?Maya: And I don't love you, Regina!
ARGH IM DEFEATED What the fu... YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!Maya: The hell I am! *Gunshot!*
WRIGHT! ARGH IM DEFEATED NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BASTARD!!:ini mimi: Hai Guyz.
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Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
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Insho wrote:
(Inspired by CarChaseManCity's sig:)
:"IN THE NAVY, where you can sail the seven seas! IN THE NAVY!! You can put your mind at ease!"
:"IN THE NAVY, where you can sail the seven seas! IN THE NAVY!! You can put your mind at ease!"CarChaseCityMan. CityMan. Not ManCity.
But thanks for trying I guess
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Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
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Awww sh*t, here comes Phoenix. Hey Phoenix, what's up?
Me you b****s I'm high on crack, want a freebbiiie? No Phoenix, drugs are bad. GIMME THE DAMN POT WRIGHT.*inhaling in the background*
Guys... Your really going off script now. & Screw you b****. :O NO YOU DID NOT YOU SPIKY HAIRED HOMO!*Gun shots in background*
My pot now. Hehe, Tacos rule. *Throws Taco at maya* *gets hit by taco and passes out*
Haha, b*tch it's my tacos and my pot. And no b*tch I'm not gay.((I hope this is okay, I didn't really want to swear so I put in the stars...))
((Just tell me or delete the post if it's not suppose to be there ^-^))
Love,
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Don't forget the past...
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Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
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YOOOOOOUUUUUU!Jury: Crank Dat Soulja Boy!
YOOOOOOUUUUU!Jury: Crank Dat Soulja Boy!
YOOOOUUUU!Jury: Crank Dat Soulja Boy!
YOOOOUUUUU!Jury: Crank Dat Soulja Boy!
........................... *sighs*............... you.Based upon something I saw in the past. SORRY IF SOMEONE ALREADY POSTED THIS!!!
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Court is now in session. Your Honor, I think I'm a fucking ass clown. You are DAMN fucking right. Nick? HEY GUYS!
I've been in the mountains before. Fishing. Me too! With myself! 
I hate yoouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
WHY!? THE LITTLE FUCK LEMME AT EM. CALM DOWN, ORDER!!!
ENTER THE D!!! WOOF. CUTE KITTY LUL
No. Rape.
HERERERERERERERERERE Sup.
TIME PARADOX. 
FAT SHITS WITH HEMMROIDS.
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Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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What's for dinner? Kid. OH BOY! OH BOY! No, I meant a young goat. Aw, man....
Does this drawing look like Mario and Luigi? It looks like Mario.... having sex with Luigi. Alright! I finally got it looking right! Do you take notes in that or do you just draw sexually explicit pictures? I just draw sexually explicit pictures. I drew one of you and Edgeworth... Ooh! Let me see that.
Err... What?! I guess... Hm... Edgeworth needs his alone time now! I just realized what he means by alone time... Shocking, isn't it? No! It's arousing! I'm going to start drawing it! Hey, Ema. That old notebook that you lost... Pearl found it and is reading it...
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Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
OBJECTION!
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I love youYou love me
We're a happy family
With a great big hug
And a kiss
From me to you
Won't you say
You love me too?
, , , Err... I think I preffered the whip. MAKE HER STOP!!
Nick and Maya - Friends and Lovers....
Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
Let's ROCK this bizzitch...with love!
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Wrestlemania wrote:
:udgy: YOOOOOOUUUUUU!
Jury: Crank Dat Soulja Boy!
YOOOOOOUUUUU!
Jury: Crank Dat Soulja Boy!
YOOOOUUUU!
Jury: Crank Dat Soulja Boy!
YOOOOUUUUU!
Jury: Crank Dat Soulja Boy!
........................... *sighs*............... you.
Jury: Crank Dat Soulja Boy!
YOOOOOOUUUUU!Jury: Crank Dat Soulja Boy!
YOOOOUUUU!Jury: Crank Dat Soulja Boy!
YOOOOUUUUU!Jury: Crank Dat Soulja Boy!
........................... *sighs*............... you.I think I love you. XD Especially since my brother plays Soulja boy all the time.
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CarChaseCityMan wrote:
I've been in the mountains before. Fishing. That line is gold. Although I can't really picture Jake, that's gold.
Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
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: "Coca-Cola."
: "Screw Edgey-poo, I wants me some Feenie!!"
: *Insert Girlie scream here*
: "I like chocolate milk." : "I'm... too sexy for my hair! Too sexy for my hair, which is why it isn't there!"
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Insho wrote:
: "Coca-Cola." : "I like chocolate milk." : "I'm... too sexy for my hair! Too sexy for my hair, which is why it isn't there!"
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DAMN!
Nego's... Apollo? Cool PW stuff! TNT!!
Nego's... Apollo? Cool PW stuff! TNT!!
Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
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I wake up every morning and smell the coffee, while I'm writing incredibly vague metaphors at my desk.
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: "Ware wa messiah nari! Ahahahahaha!"<--- link : "..." : "Kya! Hya-hu-yora! Misugi!" : "E-Edgeworth?"
: "ACK! W-Wright! Don't you knock before entering a house!" : "No."
Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
Don't even get me started. Gumshoe rocks
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: Pearl, get your @$$ down here and do your homework! : F**k off, old lady. I gots better s**t to do. *runs away*
: Good move, Pearl. You'll never use the crap they teach in school, anyway. : Shut the **** up, b**ch.
: (I did it.)
: Time to begin the vasectomy!
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MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD!!! JACKPOT!!!---------------------------------------------------------------
I've been abused... I know. Why don't you come closer... O-Ok... Spread your legs abit! Get c-c-comfy.... I feel happy here. Yeah? Yeah. Y-Yeah...? Yeaah...----------------------------------------------------
How goes it? DEATH. WONDERFUL!!!------------------------------------------------------
So, Apollo, what's up?
My penis hairs!--------------------------------------------------------
OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!! Much better!---------------------------------------------------------
So I'm adopted right? Yup! Where do babies come from? 1/2 off night at Lexington Bar.----------------------------------------------------------
Where's my chocolate?
Up my bunghole. Wanna check? Nah, I'm not into that. Queer.-----------------------------------------------------------
That's all for now...
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:Hi! I'm here to tell you that Mike Nelson is innocent. Mike Nelson is 200% f***ing not guilty, and if you b******s don't find him innocent, then you can just f***ing kiss my fat f***ing a**. And that f***ing goes for your bull**** court system, too!
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IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!!
Actually, it's $500,000. Am I wrong? N....no yer n- Then go fix yourself a nice, tall, cool glass, of Shut Up juice!
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: "I've got a drinking problem."
: "Niner-niner, this is Aircontrol to AS-143, you are clear to land, over."
: "Aircontrol, the runway is too dark to see, over."
: "No problem. We have engaged lights. Over." : "KA-ME-HA-ME-HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"
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Insho wrote:
:coffee: : "I've got a drinking problem."
I'll give you one better:
I've got a drinking problem. Join the club. Lots of members, pardner!
We have jackets, sweetie!
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"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."
"That's not why I hate you." "Nick, there's something I've been meaning to tell you..." "What is it, Maya?"
"I have syphillis."Spoiler: Trials and Tribulations
"It seems that in your anger, you killed her." "Milk comes out of my hair!"
"Oh, merciful god, I can walk!" "I am the modern manWho hides behind the mask
So no one else can see
My true i-den-ti-TY!"
"Hey, c'mon, c'mon! BEAT up! Crack shoot!" "Ore no katsu da!" "OH-kay!"
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: "You can have your peace... and rot in it!!!"
: "I'm soooo haappy to seee yooou again, boy!" : *Girlie scream goes here* : "We're going to get you this time!" : "*Grunt*!" : "The only way you're getting through, is by getting me an innocent verdict!" : "Meet your end!"
: "Is our fate to collude with the evolutionarily inferior? Hmph!"
: "I don't THINK I'm a god..."
: "I AM... a god!"
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Hmm.... put the coffee grinder... in the microwave.*Beep* *Beep* vvvvvvvvvvvvvvv *BOOM*
I don't know how t'cook.Screw it, you don't get the reference. lol.
Lets see.....
Spoiler: Spoilers for pretty much every case in the series, up to GS4
Welcome to the Theif's Club. Are we all accounted for?
Zvarri! Of course I am here!
Does, like, stealing faces count?
Hello, everyone. It's an honor to be in your presence.
Howdy, Pardners.
I'm an assassin. Why am I here?
Woof!
Why isn't Matt in here, anyways?
You stole a small card from the top of a table. And that is inexcusable.Alright, this joke is going on waaaaay too long.
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: : "Ah, so good to hear your dulcet tones again... and again... and again..."(Credits to the user Takita ((on this forum, not the guy from GS4)) for his long-winded rant-text.)
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Hmmm.... Ah!
*playing Nintendo DS* Hey, Franziska! I didn't know you have a DS! It belongs to my sister, actually. I am just borrowing it. Oh. What game? Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin. What level are you at? Nation of Fools.If you played that game, you saw that coming a million miles away.
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Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
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We gotta do something. Absolutely. You know what we gotta do?
Toga Party.
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Great, two more with drinking problems. Make that three, visor-dude!
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Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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*Still playing Nintendo DS* What are you playing now?! Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney. OH NO! YOU HAVE RIPPED THE FABRIC OF TIME AND SPACE! NOW WE WILL BE SUCKED INTO A BLACK HOLE! FUCK YOU STUPID CUNT WHORES! YOU BASTARDS ALL DESERVE TO DIE, AND I AM CERTAIN OF THAT! A cow eating a steak... THAT'S HILARIOUS! HA HA HA! Nick! There's been a murder and you won't investigate! Sorry, I'll go right after this 3-day long Steel Samurai marathon.
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Wrestlemania wrote:
... actually, I can see them both saying that. Oldbag may be less likely, but I can still see it. Maybe because it's such small text (I have read it all, and it is OOC for her... kind've), but I can see it.
Wrestlemania, I think you misinterpreted what I meant by "Credit to user Takita, etc.". I didn't mean the character from GS4, I meant the actual username-on-this-forum Takita (this is why naming yourself after well known characters makes things confusing...)
And now to make my post on topic:
: "I would by myself a new car, but I gave the money to charity."
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And I'm Naruhodou....
Hmmmm... whatever, it is time to (7o_o)7 Sprite Arts Game char Deja-vus? Chores AA char in 3D! Ryu ♥ CR!
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Da whistles go WOOO WOOOOO! Screw Maya/Phoenix. Screw Edgeworth/Phoenix,let's just leave him a bachelor. WHAT are you DOING??!!That's assault!I declare the defendant innocent,and the prosecution to be arrested for assault on the defense! I changed my name to...Joseph Dunn. I..I'm sorry.I'm acting extremly rude and perverse.Let me get out of your way. I'm going to donate to the poor. BUGGER!
My word,are those chaps going to fly a aeroplane into our house?Most unpleasent,I do say. THHBBT! Jog on!
Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
It's stuck?
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... You can take that fake apollogy and shove it right up your hairy lit-! Eeee! THREE VEE DUBS FOR UNDER SEVENTEEN THOUSAND! WOO HOO!
Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
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I wish my hair didn't look like a fucking ice cream scoop. I wish my hair didn't look like a fucking pretzel. I wish my hair didn't make me look like fucking Princess Lea from Star Wars.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
So tell me more. Well he took me into his room and he... He... Touched me-- OH COME ON!!!-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
So, my penis hairs are just fine now... Will you shut the fuck up about your damn dick hairs!? ... ... I LOVE DICKS!!! Wanna make out sometime?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Wright... Yeah? I- Need your help... Ok... What do you need? My butthole is... Yellow...
WHAT THE FUCK!?!? Say it, don't spray it. HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE!? I have my ways. I'm sure... I still think you're a fuckin' weirdo. It's not your business! Is it yours? Leave him alone! You guys are gayer than I thought.:aprilmay: Hey Edgey... Come back to bed...
... ... WHAAAAAAAAAT!? YOU'RE NOT GAY!!??!?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I love my hair.
Go to hell... Where's your hair!? Hai guyz. The world hates me... Hey guys, whats up? YOU'RE JOKING!!!----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
May, that was great!:aprilmay: No problem, Edgey...
I'm gonna go for a walk, ok? Secks with April was amazing.
Hey son. DAD!? Yes. Wow... How are you here? I'm a ghost. This is a great! Well, I'm here to talk to you about something. WHat? I never gave you this talk when you were a boy... W-What...? Well, to start, girls have a vagina. AUGh! WHAT!? And boys have a penis. AHHHHHHHHHH! STOP! When a boy sticks his penis into a vagina, babies are made! I KNOW I HAVE A PENIS DAD!!!:aprilmay: Oooh, saucy...
Score!
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