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Note: This is ONE scene. NOT individual comments. Although, the first Phoenix comment can be used on it's own.

:phoenix: : I really need to do something about my hair.
:maya: : Hear that Pearly?
:pearl: : Yay! Makeover for Mr. Nick!
*Maya and Pearl grab Phoenix by the shoulders and drags off into bathroom*
:phoenix: : Hey! Objection! I said OBJECTION you fucking bitchy harpies!!! Let me go!
*Phoenix is gagged and has a vase smashed over his head*
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Ahem. I will now perform the worlds greatest crack-induced song... with Emotes.

Before watching, I advise you play the song in the background: LINK
Spoiler: Presenting...
:keiko: You must construct additional pylons

:raygun: Pylons pylons pylons pylons pylons pylons pylons pylons Py-py-py-pylons. Pylons pylons pylons.

:udgy: balls

:raygun: pylons pylons pylons pylons pylons
:udgy: balls

:raygun: pylons
:udgy: balls
:raygun: pylons
:udgy: balls
:raygun: py-pylons
:udgy: balls

:raygun: pylons
:udgy: balls
:raygun: pylons
:udgy: balls
:raygun: pylons
:udgy: balls
:raygun: pylons
:udgy: balls balls balls balls

:object: shit

:godot: over
:udgy: balls
:godot: nine
:udgy: balls
:godot: thou-
:udgy: balls
:godot: sand

:godot: over
:udgy: balls
:godot: nine
:udgy: balls
:godot: thou-
:udgy: balls
:godot: sand

:godot: over
:udgy: balls
:godot: nine
:udgy: balls
:godot: thou-
:udgy: balls
:godot: sand

:karma-scream: Yeah

:godot: nine
:eh?: what
:godot: thou
:eh?: nine
:godot: saa
:eh?: thous
:godot: nd
:sadshoe: and

:beef: nooooooooooooooooo

:udgy: balls
:eh?: what
:udgy: balls
:eh?: what
:udgy: balls
:eh?: what
:udgy: balls
:eh?: what
:udgy: balls
:gymshoe: nine thousand

:raygun: pylons
:udgy: balls
:wacky-edgy: oh no
:udgy: balls
:wacky-edgy: oh no
:karma: trap card
:spit: thousaaaaaaaaaand
:wacky-edgy: oh no
:karma: trap card
:udgy: balls balls balls balls balls

:object: shit

:udgy: balls
:eh?: vegeta
:udgy: balls
:eh?: vegeta
:udgy: balls
:eh?: vegeta
:karma: trap card

:redd-is-white: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

:karma: trap card
:eh?: vegeta
:udgy: balls
:eh?: vegeta
:udgy: balls
:eh?: vegeta
:udgy: balls
:karma: trap card

:udgy: Balls balls balls balls balls. Balls!

Yes, I had a lot of free time.
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見たのか・・・!

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I...see that...XD
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And now... the longest ever recorded "l33t sp3ak" term. Performed by Sal Manella.

:sal: ROTFLMAOOTDADTRAITPOAOT!!!

And now, what it means.

:sal: Rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off, Out the door and down the road and into the path of an oncoming truck. *bows*
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Hmm, were you doing this out of the idea triggered by the dancing Vegeta in my sig? :welly:
Insho wrote:
Ahem. I will now perform the worlds greatest crack-induced song... with Emotes.

Before watching, I advise you play the song in the background:
LINK
Spoiler: Presenting...
:keiko: You must construct additional pylons

:raygun: Pylons pylons pylons pylons pylons pylons pylons pylons Py-py-py-pylons. Pylons pylons pylons.

:udgy: balls

:raygun: pylons pylons pylons pylons pylons
:udgy: balls

:raygun: pylons
:udgy: balls
:raygun: pylons
:udgy: balls
:raygun: py-pylons
:udgy: balls

:raygun: pylons
:udgy: balls
:raygun: pylons
:udgy: balls
:raygun: pylons
:udgy: balls
:raygun: pylons
:udgy: balls balls balls balls

:object: shit

:godot: over
:udgy: balls
:godot: nine
:udgy: balls
:godot: thou-
:udgy: balls
:godot: sand

:godot: over
:udgy: balls
:godot: nine
:udgy: balls
:godot: thou-
:udgy: balls
:godot: sand

:godot: over
:udgy: balls
:godot: nine
:udgy: balls
:godot: thou-
:udgy: balls
:godot: sand

:redd-is-white: Yeah

:godot: nine
:eh?: what
:godot: thou
:eh?: nine
:godot: saa
:eh?: thous
:godot: nd
:sadshoe: and

:beef: nooooooooooooooooo

:udgy: balls
:eh?: what
:udgy: balls
:eh?: what
:udgy: balls
:eh?: what
:udgy: balls
:eh?: what
:udgy: balls
:gymshoe: nine thousand

:raygun: pylons
:udgy: balls
:wacky-edgy: oh no
:udgy: balls
:wacky-edgy: oh no
:karma: trap card
:spit: thousaaaaaaaaaand
:wacky-edgy: oh no
:karma: trap card
:udgy: balls balls balls balls balls

:object: shit

:udgy: balls
:eh?: vegeta
:udgy: balls
:eh?: vegeta
:udgy: balls
:eh?: vegeta
:karma: trap card

:redd-is-white: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

:karma: trap card
:eh?: vegeta
:udgy: balls
:eh?: vegeta
:udgy: balls
:eh?: vegeta
:udgy: balls
:karma: trap card

:udgy: Balls balls balls balls balls. Balls!

Yes, I had a lot of free time.

:keylady: Hmmmm... whatever, it is time to fly return~ :edgy:

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:chef: This is not something I would say.
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!

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:udgy: Why did you try to kill Regina?
:acro: Well, I've been really stressed lately.
:edgeworth: That is no excuse, motherfucker.
:acro: It is... in my case.... so I wrote a song about what gave me stress:
White man came across the sea, He brought us pain and misery, He killed our tribes, he killed our creed, He took our game for his own need. We fought him hard we fought him well, Out on the plains we gave him Hell, But many came too much for Cree,Oh will we ever be set free? Riding through dustclouds and barren wastes, Galloping hard on the plains,Chasing the redskins back to their holes, Fighting them at their own game,Murder for freedom a stab in the back, Women and children and cowards attack. Run to the hills!!! Run for your lives!!! Run to the hills!!! Run for your lives!!!
:udgy: Iron Maiden!
:edgy: Excellent!
:karma: UP THE IRONS!
:shelly: I used to be Eddie the Head. Seriously. I just had surgery because it became a little to obvious that I was an assassin.
:phoenix: Did you guys forget about the trial?
:udgy: Fuck the trial! I'm gonna go get my Iron Maiden albums and rock out the whole court room!
:phoenix: (It was only a matter of time... the judge has finally reached his rebellious teenager stage.)

:mia-maya: Hey, who wants to have sexy-time with me and Ema?!
:edgy: I do!
:hotti: Me too!
:mia-maya: That's it.... I'm leaving if Hotti is going to insist on that.
:maya: Oh hey.... why are you looking at me like that? It creeps me out! And stop trying to take my clothes off! It's cold in here!
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That's really hilarious man!!! But needs a lil' tweaking....
Spoiler: *bows to you*
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:mia-maya: Hey, who wants to have sexy-time with me and Ema?!
:edgy: I do!
:hotti: Me too!
:mia-maya: That's it.... I'm leaving if Hotti is going to insist on that.
:maya-shock: Oh hey.... why are you looking at me like that? It creeps me out! And stop trying to take my clothes off! It's cold in here!

:keylady: Hmmmm... whatever, it is time to fly return~ :edgy:

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:maya-shock: Ema! Stop touching me! I really don't like being touched while naked!
:scientific: But it's for the sake of science!
:hotti: Hm... yes... science.
:edgy: SCIENCE IS FUN!
:sal: SC13NC3!
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:godot: She blinded me with..... science......

And...

:godot: The best part of waking up, is smelling the coffee about to be systemetically poured into.... your cup!
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:udgy: : "Santa Claus, HO HO HO!"

:jake: : "Actually, I was born in Canada."
:ack: : "Then why are you wearing a cowboy hat?"
:marhsal: : "It's actually a growth..."

:udgy: : "Santa Claus, HO H--"
:odo-objection: : "OBJECTION! That is politically inccorrect to "ho", as it offends women!"
:sassy: : "Not really."
:franny: : "Nope."
:keiko-sad: : "Does not compute."
:odo-objection: : "SEE! They are backing me up! I hearby ban the use of the word "HO" from all Christmases!"
:oops: : "How about just in Australia?"
:odo-objection: : "I'll take it!"
...and so that is how the word 'Ho" was banned from Australia Christmases. What, you think I was kidding about this one? Look it up!
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:judge: Santa Claus! Lady of the evening, lady of the evening, lady of the evening!

:odoroki: Much better!


Had to be said eventually...
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Turnabout Dumbasses!

:udgy: Court is now in sessi- What the fuck are you doing, Mr. Wright!?

:phoenix: Wait, lemme put my penis back in my pants...

:edgeworth: YOU WERE MASTURBATING!?!?

:phoenix: Yup.

:udgy: A-Anyway...

:odoroki: Hey dudes!

:edgeworth: TIME PARADOX!!!

:gregory: You're damn fucking right, son.

:beef:

:ack: HUH!?

:sadshoe: How am I here?

:will: You are all going to die.

:yuusaku: So what.

:gant: RAPE!!!

:jake: Sup.

:grey: I HATE COWBOYS.

:hotti: I don't! I find them hawt.

:jake: Lets make out some time.

:edgeworth: Take it into the mountains.

OH SHI- BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN!!!

:udgy: Where did I leave off...?

:godot: My sumptuous body.

:bellboy: I'm game on that discussion.

:mia: Me too!

:phoenix: Hey guys, I divided by zero!

OH SHI- TIME PARADOX!!!

:gregory: YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!!

MEANWHILE!

:hotti: You gonna finish that pickle?

:jake: MY PICKLE.

:hotti: Friskay.

:wtf:
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I thought about this for a while. May explain a lot if it were canonical.

:think: : "I've been wondering, Ms. Oldbag... why are you so (evil) grouchy?"
:oldbag: : "GROUCHY! WHIPPERSNAPPER, I'LL SHOW YO--"
:edgeworth: : "Actually, I have wondered a bit myself as to your.. er, 'quaint charms'."
:wendy: : "Oh, Edgey-poo, all you needed to do was ask! I was told I got all my charisma from my Grandfather-- here, I have a picture"
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:ack: :wacky-edgy:
:nick: : "Actually... that would explain a lot..."
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Not too bad.... needs a ray gun.
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:godot: Dude, you look like the product of the Travelosity Gnome and Santa's love affair.
:udgy: OW! MY FEELINGS!
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:grey: "The weather girl simply makes predictions based on scientific studies. She can't be blamed if something goes awry in the sky."
:stiles: "Do you mind, Director? We're dealing with GUILT here!"
:acro: "Not as much as I am! Ha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha!"

:polly: "Hello! Hello!" *Squawk!*
:onamida: "Giiiiiiisu!"
:youngmia: "Terry, that's a parrot, not a goose."
:onamida: "Ah yuu oh-kay?"
:youngmia: "I'm fine, why do you-"
:onamida: "BASUTAA WORF!"

:morgan: "Young lady! Please address him as Mystic Phoenix, if you must!"

:gant: "Wrighto, my boy! I've got this new swimming pool filled with blood, and I need someone with your supple young skin to test it out!"
:nick-sweat: "Y-you're not going to rape me, are you?"
:damon: "Of course not, my boy!"
:phoenix: "Oh, okay."
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(Sigh) I need to stop making so many jokes...

:sawit: You know where this dot comes from?

:godot: Where?

:sawit: From people always poking my forehead saying, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

:godot: That's indian women, dumb shit.

:foam: AUGH!!!

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:minuki: Have you ever gotten married, Dad?

:hobohodo: Almost, a few times...

*My heart will go on song*

:chinami:

:maya: Wanna get married?

:phoenix: Nah, me and Edgey are gonna go to a anti girl meeting. BOYS ONLY.

:minuki: Dad, you're a dumbass.

:hobohodo: Nurk Nurk...

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:jake: That was great sex... Wanna do it again?

:hotti: You know it, baby...

Oh LAWDS, Mr. CarChaseCityMan, be decent!

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:maggy: Why did you give that testimony, Sir?

:sadshoe: Let's just say I hate you with my very core.

:salute: I'm good with that!

:sadshoe: WAIT! DON'T LEAVE! Fuck...

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:yogi: How many beers now?

:adrian: I-I lost track...

:yogi: Guess I gotta start over then! One, two, three...

:adrian: Wait, I remember now!

:yogi: Sorry, can't hear you!

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:notes: Welcome to Anger Management class. Tell me about yourself.

:zenitora: My name is The Tiger, and I had a messed up childhood.

:notes: Tell me more.

:zenitora: Well I was a kid in a home, and I got attacked by a truck driver.

:notes: I s-

:zenny: IT DRIVES ME CRAZY! CRAZY!!!

:notes; Ok, calm down...

:zenny: I'M GONNA KILL HIM! MURDER! MURDER!!!

:phoenix: Hai Guyz.

:zenny: DEATH! MURDER! KILLING!!!

:phoenix: Just gotta pick up my keys...

:edgy: Hey everyone!

:zenny: I'M GONNA KILL HIM! AND YOU! AND EVERYONE!

:edgy: I'll be in my office, ok?

:notes: Aren't we in the prosecutors office?

:zenny: MURDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:phoenix: Hey Ema, you seen my lunchbox?

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Spoiler: Childish humor ahead!
:pencileraser: I HAVE A BONER!

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PhoenixWright wrote:
Spoiler: Childish humor ahead!
:pencileraser: I HAVE A BONER!


I've wondered how to use that smiley. If I knew, I'd have so many good jokes connected to it.
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Insho wrote:
Ahem. I will now perform the worlds greatest crack-induced song... with Emotes.

Before watching, I advise you play the song in the background: LINK
Spoiler: Presenting...
:keiko: You must construct additional pylons

:raygun: Pylons pylons pylons pylons pylons pylons pylons pylons Py-py-py-pylons. Pylons pylons pylons.

:udgy: balls

:raygun: pylons pylons pylons pylons pylons
:udgy: balls

:raygun: pylons
:udgy: balls
:raygun: pylons
:udgy: balls
:raygun: py-pylons
:udgy: balls

:raygun: pylons
:udgy: balls
:raygun: pylons
:udgy: balls
:raygun: pylons
:udgy: balls
:raygun: pylons
:udgy: balls balls balls balls

:object: shit

:godot: over
:udgy: balls
:godot: nine
:udgy: balls
:godot: thou-
:udgy: balls
:godot: sand

:godot: over
:udgy: balls
:godot: nine
:udgy: balls
:godot: thou-
:udgy: balls
:godot: sand

:godot: over
:udgy: balls
:godot: nine
:udgy: balls
:godot: thou-
:udgy: balls
:godot: sand

:karma-scream: Yeah

:godot: nine
:eh?: what
:godot: thou
:eh?: nine
:godot: saa
:eh?: thous
:godot: nd
:sadshoe: and

:beef: nooooooooooooooooo

:udgy: balls
:eh?: what
:udgy: balls
:eh?: what
:udgy: balls
:eh?: what
:udgy: balls
:eh?: what
:udgy: balls
:gymshoe: nine thousand

:raygun: pylons
:udgy: balls
:wacky-edgy: oh no
:udgy: balls
:wacky-edgy: oh no
:karma: trap card
:spit: thousaaaaaaaaaand
:wacky-edgy: oh no
:karma: trap card
:udgy: balls balls balls balls balls

:object: shit

:udgy: balls
:eh?: vegeta
:udgy: balls
:eh?: vegeta
:udgy: balls
:eh?: vegeta
:karma: trap card

:redd-is-white: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

:karma: trap card
:eh?: vegeta
:udgy: balls
:eh?: vegeta
:udgy: balls
:eh?: vegeta
:udgy: balls
:karma: trap card

:udgy: Balls balls balls balls balls. Balls!

Yes, I had a lot of free time.

ROFL! OMFG, this is funnier than when Saphira and Eragon got drunk and had a hangover at Ajihod's funeral! I'm going to listen to this every waking moment of the rest of my life!
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:zenny: GRAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH!!
:karma-scream: URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!
:hair-flip: KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAHHH!
:zenitora: :karma: ...!?
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CarChaseCityMan wrote:
PhoenixWright wrote:
Spoiler: Childish humor ahead!
:pencileraser: I HAVE A BONER!


I've wondered how to use that smiley. If I knew, I'd have so many good jokes connected to it.


That's prolly the only joke there. Or so it seems.
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:glasses: : "This is the last time I go to 'Sonic-boom stereo's' store."
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:redd-is-white: : "...KHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNN!!!!"
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:ditz: : "Eeeeeeh, Macarina (Ay)!"
:grey: : "You did that already."
:knock-knock: : "Like, really. Well, like, f**k!"
:hotti: : "You rang?"
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:karma-scream: : "I'll tell you what we're gonna do, we're gonna go all the way to Washington, then we're gonna take back the white house! YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
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:gambler: : "I'm with Team Rocket, and I'm gonna steal all yur PokeMonz!"
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:bite: : "Summoning Jutsu!"
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:onamida: : "Mmmmm... jawbreakers..."
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:hammer: : "Hi, how ya doin'?"
:juan: : "Hm, good. You?"
:hammer: : "Same old same old."
:study: : "I hereby call the first meeting of the 'I was killed by the Steel Samurai' therapy group to order."
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The Chronicles of Terry Fawles and Joe Darke: The Prison Days

:onamida: So what are you in for?

:darke: Murder. You?

:onamida: See this ball I'm chewing?

:darke: Yeah?

:onamida: I didn't get this in prison.

:darke: Huh?

:onamida: I'm in for eating this ball and shitting it onto random tourists who visited Coney Island. GOD DAMN TOURISTS.

:onamida: Huh? Where'd you go?

:darke: GAURDS! GAURDS!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!

:onamida: IT'S SHITTIN' TIME.

Meanwhile, outside the prison,

:will: Wow, watching that sick fuck shit on people is really fun!

:sadshoe: Can I leave now?

:will: Wanna get shit on!?

:sadshoe: (Sigh) No....

:will: Then WATCH THE SHITTING.

:eh?: The windows sure are big...

:will: All the better to watch the shitting.

:sadshoe: Whats WITH you!?

:will: Wanna get shi-

:sadshoe: I know, I know, shit on. No, I don't.
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:spit: This coffee tastes like s***!

...... yeah, that's all for now.
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Surf's Up!

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:zenitora: (doing an Ali G impression) Is it 'cos I is orange?
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!

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:mia: What day is it tomorrow?
:phoenix: It's My the eleventh court! important day! A day of fate!!
:mia: OK,Wright... ? You are a lawyer. When evidence is not enough, forge it byoneself... You understand?
:phoenix: I can die anytime for you!!
:mia: You are too weak. Wright... you understand? You don't. You just bring up a random thing about dying...
:phoenix: Huh?
:mia: My bamboo sword protects you... Ufufuck...
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:karma: SHE'S MY PRIDE AND JOY!
:maya: Isn't my fiance so sweet?

:bite: Argh! I'm so stressed!
:notes: Note: Stress turns Lana into a bloodthirsty cannibal!

:gumshoe: Can you believe it? I didn't make any mistakes investigating for once!
:edgy: I can believe it!

:phoenix: What?! You revived Hitler?!
:franny: Yes, he was frozen but now he is revived! And I'm going to marry him! He's a man after my own heart!

:grossburg: Jeez, Mia. If you keep on punching me at every mention of Dahlia, I'll have your attorney's badge taken away!

:cough: Believe me, this is a deadly virus. It will kill every single one of you! Looks like you'll just have to declare me innocent and tell my school to dismiss for a whole week while I rest and possibly die!
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Owww maaaaaan! :hobohodo: is ACTUALLY :minuki:'s DAD?!? You just blurted out the spoilers!!!! Couldn't you just use the spoiler tag instead?!
Spoiler: CarChaseCityMan wrote:
:minuki: Have you ever gotten married, Dad?

:hobohodo: Almost, a few times...

*My heart will go on song*

:chinami:

:maya: Wanna get married?

:phoenix: Nah, me and Edgey are gonna go to an anti-girl meeting. BOYS ONLY.
:minuki: Dad, you're a dumb*ss.

:hobohodo: *nurk nurk...*

These really made me LAWL!!! And I fixed some a lil' too...
CarChaseCityMan wrote:
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:maggy: Why did you give that testimony, Sir?

:gumshoe: Let's just say I hate you to the very core.
:salute: I'm good with that!

:sadshoe: WAIT! DON'T LEAVE! ****...

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:yogi: How many beers now?

:adrian: I-I lost track...

:yogi: Guess I gotta start over then! One, two, three...

:adrian: Wait, I remember now!

:yogi: Sorry, can't hear you!

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:notes: Welcome to Anger Management class. Tell me about yourself.

:zenitora: My name is The Tiger, and I had a messed up childhood.
:notes: Tell me more.

:zenitora: Well I was a kid in a home, and I got attacked by a truck driver.
:notes: I s-

:zenny: IT DRIVES ME CRAZY! CRAZY!!!
:notes: Ok, calm down...

:zenny: I'M GONNA KILL HIM! MURDER! MURDER!!!

:phoenix: Hi guyz.

:zenny: DEATH! MURDER! KILLING!!!

:oops: Just gotta pick up my keys...

:edgy: Hey everyone!

:zenny: I'M GONNA KILL HIM! AND YOU! AND EVERYONE!

Image I'll be in my office, ok?
:notes: Aren't we in the prosecutor's office?

:zenny: MURDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:think: Hey Ema, you seen my lunchbox?

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:lol: :lol:

:keylady: Hmmmm... whatever, it is time to fly return~ :edgy:

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People should live freely without constraints.
That's how life should be! -
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:gant: You see my tie shaped like a cross? It doesn't mean I'm Jesus... I AM THE ANTI-CHRIST!

:karma: TROGDOR! TROGDOR!
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:lol:

GamerErman2001 wrote:
:gant: You see my tie shaped like a cross? It doesn't mean I'm Jesus... I AM THE ANTI-CHRIST!

:karma: TROGDOR! TROGDOR!

:keylady: Hmmmm... whatever, it is time to fly return~ :edgy:

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Wait, what is "BASUTAA WORF!"? Anyway sorry I accidentally double-posted. Ouuwwwwch....
LordQuadros wrote:
:grey: "The weather girl simply makes predictions based on scientific studies. She can't be blamed if something goes awry in the sky."
:stiles: "Do you mind, Director? We're dealing with GUILT here!"
:acro: "Not as much as I am! Ha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha!"

:polly: "Hello! Hello!" *Squawk!*
:onamida: "Giiiiiiisu!"
:youngmia: "Terry, that's a parrot, not a goose."
:onamida: "Ah yuu oh-kay?"
:youngmia: "I'm fine, why do you-"
:onamida: "BASUTAA WORF!"

:morgan: "Young lady! Please address him as Mystic Phoenix, if you must!"

:gant: "Wrighto, my boy! I've got this new swimming pool filled with blood, and I need someone with your supple young skin to test it out!"
:nick-sweat: "Y-you're not going to rape me, are you?"
:damon: "Of course not, my boy!"
:phoenix: "Oh, okay."

:keylady: Hmmmm... whatever, it is time to fly return~ :edgy:

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:stiles: IT'S NOT LUPIS, GOD DAMNIT!!!

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:yuusaku: Please diiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeee!
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Oh, Mr. Moffat, you card you.

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:object: : "Shit!"
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:karate: : "Wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka."
:zenny: : "Oh no, IT'S PACMAN!"
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:varanbaran: : "I see you like my rod."
:maya-shock: : "...."
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:ema-shock: : "Like, oh my gawd!"
:ini: : "Do you need science to help?"
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:pencileraser: : "Look closely, and you'll notice as I go faster, my hair--"
:sob: : "Please! I beg you! Just don't finish that sentence!!"
:sal: :bellboy: :hotti: : "No, please, go on!"
:nick-sweat: : "(I though this was the "Things that a PW character would NEVER say....")"
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見たのか・・・!

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Haha xD
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:adrian: I believe I'm a chicken! I believe!

:hotti: I believe you belong up my asshole.

:edgy: I believe you both are fucking retarded!

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:godot: Hey Gant...

:damon: What's up, Godot, my boy?

:godot: You know I'm a prosecutor, right?

:gant: Of course! You told me so!

:godot: Well then, why is that small boy hanging naked on a tether pole outside your pool?

:gant: Well, that's a funny story, I thought you could join me for a rape/swim combo!

:spit:

:damon: What's wrong?

:godot: Oh, only the fact that THERE ISN'T ANY COFFEE HERE.

:gant: Let's squeeze it out of the boy!

:godot: Turd Coffee?

:gant: I'll get the "milk"!

:sadshoe: I can't believe this is happening to me.

:damon: SHUT UP, MY BOY.

:godot: Take it like a man!!!

:zap: MAH ORGASMS...!

:godot: We haven't even started!

:sadshoe: Oh, he has. Trust me on this one.

:gant: THIS IS FUN!!!

:will: Sup guys, can I join?

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Spoiler: quote="CarChaseCityMan"
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:adrian: I believe I'm a chicken! I believe!

:hotti: I believe you belong up my asshole.

:edgy: I believe you both are fucking retarded!

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:godot: Hey Gant...

:damon: What's up, Godot, my boy?

:godot: You know I'm a prosecutor, right?

:gant: Of course! You told me so!

:godot: Well then, why is that small boy hanging naked on a tether pole outside your pool?

:gant: Well, that's a funny story, I thought you could join me for a rape/swim combo!

:spit:

:damon: What's wrong?

:godot: Oh, only the fact that THERE ISN'T ANY COFFEE HERE.

:gant: Let's squeeze it out of the boy!

:godot: Turd Coffee?

:gant: I'll get the "milk"!

:sadshoe: I can't believe this is happening to me.

:damon: SHUT UP, MY BOY.

:godot: Take it like a man!!!

:zap: MAH ORGASMS...!

:godot: We haven't even started!

:sadshoe: Oh, he has. Trust me on this one.

:gant: THIS IS FUN!!!

:will: Sup guys, can I join?

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