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At long last, the Digimon/One Piece arc finale is here! Part One of the finale, that is. :P
Only on...
THE GYAKUTEN SAIBAN CHARACTER GRAND PRIX!!!
Hey there! Welcome back to GS-CGP—

Hey, hey, hey!

Who are you and why are you stealing our intro?

That's what I wanna know!

Why, I'm Defense Attorney Michael Fey—!

Uh, actually, you're just Al's horribly experimented "Male Mia" sprite...

... Oh, okay...

...

...

... Has he left yet?

Nope. Still there.

... Maybe we should just get on with our recap, Derek.

Gotcha.
:kyle: *Ahem* Anyways... Last time on GS-CGP, the Fire Pirates met some serious trouble in Two Current... They ran into Impmon's Warped Mega Form, the one, the only... Beelzemon**!

That's right! And the last time we saw Beelzemon, namely, attacking Sanji on Hidden Island, the Fire Pirates and Garurumon were beaten by him! How could the Fire Pirates lose so easily, when Captain Odoroki has the
Mera Mera no Mi and Garurumon could've Digivolved?

Actually, I think it's because Beelzemon's almost indestructible when he's uber angry!

Hmm... You've got a point there, Kyle! I mean, Beelzemon was just called a "Godot Look-Alike" Who wouldn't get angry at that?
WELL EXCUUUUUUSE ME IF BEING CALLED MY LOOK-ALIKE'S SOMETHING SO HORRENDOUSLY INSULTING!!! 
... Did you hear something, Derek?

Meh. Must be a coyote... Anyway! How about Luffy's reason for ambushing the Objection Pirates, eh? Turns out he just wanted to save his friend Guilmon!

Ayup, that's right! Oh, and how about that Mei-Nami fight, eh? Pure fanservice— I mean, pure genius! Too bad Mei had to snap and pull a Leonidas at Nami in the end, almost killing her!

She's a Karuma. What'd you expect?

Her pulling off a Xerxes instead—

*Suddenly bursts in*
HEY, I AM MICHAEL FEY!!! WHOOOO!!! 
WTF?! What're you still doing here?

That does it. I'm calling security! SECURITY!!!
*A security guard comes in a few seconds later.*

WHAT IS IT THIS TIME, WHIPPERSNAPPERS?!

O lawd, not THAT security...

Why, I'll have you know that back in the day when I was a sweet, sweet, youthful child people actually had respect for other people's time and didn't go around calling them as if they were the only people in the world, wasting time and time and time and time again! You young'uns today! When will you learn the value of time? Now, you're just making me stand here wasting my breath! What did you call me for, huh?

... Could you please just get rid of that guy over there?

What guy?

*Points to Michael* Him.
UB-JICT-SHUN!!! SEE, I AM MICHAEL FEY!!! UB-JICT-SHUN! UB-JICT-SHUN! UB-JICT-SHUN!!! 
...

...

Why... Hello there, handsome! *Flirts with Michael*

Oh, um...

&
ZOMGFGZ!!! IT BURNS!!! THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!!! 
*To Michael* So, how'd you like to take me out on a date, cutie?

*Oldbag drags him away*
Ah... Ah... AHH!!! GET OFF ME!!! UB-JICT-SHUN!!! GAAAAAAHH!!!SANCTUARY!!! SANCTUARY!!! 
...

...
*Someone in the audience coughs.*

... Maybe we should just get on with the show.

You got that right!
...
Hidden Island:
Hahaha... You will only fail, Straw Hat! I've captured your Captain's Digimon Friend, Guilmon, along with some other stupid Digimon! Oh, and not only that... But I've captured your crewmates as well!

... You WHAT?! You mean... Zoro, Usopp, Franky and Robin are...

*Laughs* That's right... They are my prisoners!

Ah, crap! Why the hell are you doing this, huh?!

Hmph. I am merely following orders... And part of those orders... Is for me to capture whoever goes in my way... And that includes you, Sanji the Black Leg! You shall join your crewmates soon... IN THEIR PRISON CELL!!!
*Beelzemon prepares to attack Sanji.*

AH!!! You shitty bastard!!!
DIABLE JAMBE!!!*Sanji uses heated kicks on Beelzemon!*

*Evades* Not good enough!
DOUBLE IMPACT!!!*Beelzemon hits Sanji with Shotgun Attacks! It's super effective— Oh wait, this isn't Pokémon...*

*Hit* Ah, shit! DIABLE...
*Beelzemon stops Sanji before he attacks again.*

Double shit!

*Grabs Sanji by the collar* Hmph. How disappointing... I thought you'd be a much better opponent, compared to those weakling crewmates of yours! That swordsman was a hax, that marksman's nose kept getting in the way, that woman with the flower-like ability had a freaky nose that looked like it was hit repeatedly with a frying pan, and that cyborg was just... weird! Well, at least you can join them now! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Grr...

*Aims Berenjena shotguns at Sanji* Prepare to feel a nasty burn, Straw Hat!!!
GOMI GOMU NO STORM!!!
THUNDER TEMPO!!!
HEAVY POINT ATTACK!!!*Luffy, Nami, and Chopper suddenly appear and attack at the same time!*

*Hit*
AAAARRGGGHHH!!! WHAT A?!
Hehe! I knew we could get here in time!

*Steps out of Ship 1* Feeling... nauseous...

Alright!!!
MIZU MIZU NO TYPHOON!!!
*Hit* ARGH!!! What the hell... Where are all these annoying Devil Fruit Users coming from?!

So THIS is the Beelzemon you were talking about! Heh! He doesn't look so tough to me-ttebayo! He complains over a weak
Mizu Mizu no Typhoon attack? Naruttebayo!

Don't underestimate him yet, Mayoi! He could have some hidden attacks!

Aww, but I can beat that ugly thing on my own just fine, sis!

... Um...

Yeah, actually, he kinda looks like Godot!
HE DOES NOT!!!
WTF?! Shouldn't you be unconscious?

Not when somebody as weak and as ugly as you claims to look like me!!!

I'M not the one who claimed to look like you!

Yeah! It was me!

Mitsurugi-san! Godot-san! You blew our cover!!!

Uh-oh... This can't be good.

Oh, great. Our plan to fool Beelzemon into thinking that he beat us failed!

Uh... I thought they were supposed to be unconscious?

Uh... What's going on here?

Grr... I've been doped by these idiots! *Turns to the Fire Pirates* YOU WILL PAY!!!
*Beelzemon teleports away with the Fire Pirates and Garurumon.*

Hey! He got away!

NARUTTEBAYO?! I thought Beelzemon didn't know how to teleport?

Hmph. Now that that thing's out of the way... *Races to a nearby cave in the island* TREASURE!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

W-Wait! Karuma-san! Shouldn't we be helping the Straw Hats save their crewmates, the captured Digimon, and the Fire Pirates?

Are you insane, you foolishly foolish fool? Why would I do that? Helping the enemy... Hmph! How foolish! I'm after the treasure so I can advance to the next stage!

B-But Karuma-san...

Even if we get eliminated, at least we can help the others!

Yeah! That's right!
HOW PATHETIC!!! YOU WANT TO HELP THE ENEMY? GO AHEAD!!! I DON'T NEED A PIRATE CREW TO GET THE TREASURE! I'M PERFECT!!!*Mei runs off to seek the treasure on her own.*

She... She abandoned us!

Somehow, I expected that to happen...

Ah, nuts.
*Kyouya slumps down on the sand.*

So that Beelzemon's captured Guilmon, Renamon, Terriermon, Garurumon, Odoroki, Akane, Godot, Mitsurugi, Zoro, Usopp, Franky, and Robin? ... I wonder why...

He said something about following orders...

Orders, huh? Who on earth would summon Beelzemon just to sabotage the Second Stage of the GS-CGP Contest?

We don't have time to worry about that now! We have to find the others and save them!

But what about the treasure?

NARUHODOU!!! You're only thinking of finding the treasure so you can clear the stage, even when your best friend has been captured by one of the Seven Demon Digi-Lords?!

B-But...

If that's what you want to do, then you should probably just join Mei!

W-WHAT?! NO WAY!!!

Then do what your sensei's telling you to do and come with us on the rescue mission!

H-Huh?! She's
your sensei, too, Future!Me!

Not in 2025, she isn't.

Grr... So I have to come... Like I have a choice.

Hehe! Don't worry, First Mate Naruhodou-kun! I'm sure you'll be helpful... somehow! Dattebayo!

(I'm only being forced to go because Chihiro-sensei wants to save her boyfriend...)
T-THAT'S NOT THE ONLY REASON, DAMN IT!!! *Kicks Naruhodou*

PAIN!!!

Looks like we should split up! Okay! Me and Nami'll go with the Objection Pirates, and Sanji and Chopper'll go with the Glasses Pirates to find the others!

Huh? Who do YOU get to go with Nami-san?!

*Shrugs* I dunno! Let's just go in opposite directions!
*The two teams split up and go in opposite directions. Luffy's team heads west, and Sanji's team heads east.*
...
Beelzemon's Hideout, Hidden Island:
*Slams a nearby table* Damn it! You... You stupid humans! How dare you fool me into thinking that I beat you? Heh! Good thing that ugly one with the mask blew your cover and ruined your plan!

(If anyone in here's ugly, it's YOU!)
*Beelzemon moves to a giant glass container covered by a tart. He removes it and reveals...!*

...

Hey! Those... Those are the rest of the Straw Hats!

What are you planning to do with them?!

Yeah! What she said!
*Beelzemon only laughs, and moves toward another giant glass container...*

L-Let me out of here!!!
GUILMON!!! 
That's... That's one of Garurumon's friends, right?

But I thought that Garurumon was one of the FOUR Digimon that got sent here...

That's right! Hey, Beelzemon! Where are Garurumon's other friends?!

Ohohoho! I can't tell you where they are! Too bad! *Laughs*

Grr... Why are you doing this?

Like I said, I'm only following orders!

Orders? Orders from who?

Orders from... him.
*Beelzemon points to someone sitting in a large chair behind a desk. The person turns around...*
O
M
F
G
It's you!!!
How are you, gentlemen? ... And lady?
G-Garyuu! 
*Laughs*
All your Straw Hats and Digimon... ARE BELONG TO US!!!
What you say?!
You have no chance to survive make your time! Ha ha ha ha!!! 
C-Captain! What're we gonna do?!
GARYUU!!! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?! 
Isn't it obvious, Odoroki my boy? Hmph. You... You disgraced me with a defeat that I did not deserve!

What, you mean during the—
AHH!!! SPOILERS!!! 
Do you even need to ask? The Bell Test!!!

Ah! The Bell Test!!!
*Flashback*
*Pant* I... I can't make it... I'm low on HP. I've gotta change back to Human Form!
GOTCHA!!!
Damn it!
You're low on HP, Odoroki. Give up now and give me your bell! *Does freaky smile*
Grr... All right, you win, Garyuu-sensei. ADVANCED ODOROKEN... TRANSFORM.*Advanced Odoroken transforms back to Odoroki.*
All right, sensei... You win.
Good. EMPERIHITO TRANSFORM!
Now... Give it here, Odo—
*Suddenly pops out of the bushes* AAAAAAAAARRRGGHHH!!!!
KILL!!!
Ack! It's a monster!
Help me!!!*Itonoko crashes into Kirihito.*
H-Hey! AAAAAAHHH!!!*Kirihito and Itonoko fall into the undergrowth. Chinami follows them.*
Okay... That was weird... At least I've still got my bell!*End flashback* 
Because of you... I never made it to the Second Stage! I had to fall through 80 feet of canopy with a crazy demon girl and a bumbling detective who couldn't even save himself! Heck, Kakashi even laughed at me! *Looks up* Because of you, Odoroki... I WAS DISQUALIFIED!!!

B-But! You shouldn't have tried to steal my bell in the first place!

That's right! Hobohodo-san and I told you that it wouldn't work!

SHUT UP!!!

...

Now, I shall have my revenge on you, boy! I had Beelzemon here capture Guilmon, Renamon, Terriermon and some Straw Hats... to fulfill my evil plan! Mwahahahahaha!!!

Grr... Exactly what is your evil plan, anyway?!

I'm going to use Renamon and Terriermon's digital code... and Digivolve!
DIGIVOLVE?! 
The process is almost complete! All I have to do now... *Beelzemon hands him a Dark Digivice* Is transform into my Mega Form!!!
*Kirihito holds up the Dark Digivice...*

Tainted Human Spirit of Darkness...
KIRIHITO... DIGIVOLUTION!!!...
Cave, Hidden Island: 
*Digging* Hahahahaha!!! I've found the treasure, while those foolishly foolish fools are out helping their enemies! I will be the Gyakuten Saiban Character Grand Prix Champion!!!
*Mei hits something.*

Jackpot! I've found it!
*Mei opens the treasure chest and finds...*

YES!!! GOLD!!! I'VE DONE IT!!!
*Mei carries the treasure chest and heads out of the cave.*

MAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'M SUCH A GENIUS!!!
...
Beelzemon's Hideout, Hidden Island: 
*Gets enveloped in a cloud of smoke* Yes... Yes...
YES!!! POWER!!! 
He's... He's actually digivolving!
NO WAI!!!*A lightningbolt suddenly appears from the dust cloud... Kirihito emerges!*
I am... DUSKMON!!! 
... This can't be good.

I... I've done it! Yes!!!
*Duskmon turns to Beelzemon.*

Nice work, Beelzemon... I will no longer need your "services"! *Attacks Beelzemon* Farewell, fool!

Wha... What are you doing?!
LUNAR PLASMA!!!*Duskmon destroys Beelzemon with his swords. Beelzemon didintegrates into a raw digital sode, and Duskmon downloads it.*
HAHAHAHAHA!!! PREPARE TO DIE!!!
AHH!!! 
Hey! Godot! Why aren't you screaming in terror with us?

...

Hey!

...

Not you, too, Garurumon!

...

...

&
... GODOT AND GARURUMON... FUSION DIGIVOLUTION!!!*Godot and Garurumon get enveloped in a cloud of smoke!*

What the?!

This is... impossible!

Holy crap! Godot can Digivolve?!
...
* Do you wanna see it?*
...
*Are you sure?*
...
*Are you really sure?*
...
*Okay, here goes nothing!*
GODORURUMON!!!
ZOMFGZ!!!
What... What is that thing?!

Isn't it obvious? I'm Godorurumon! Godot and Garurumon combined! Prepare to encounter the bitter taste of defeat, Duskmon!!!
HOWLING COFFEE BLASTER!!!*Godorurumon fires a fiery coffee attack at Duskmon!*

*Hit*
AHHH!!! WHY, YOU...
Hehehe!

Wow! For once, Godot is actually cool!

No fair!
I'M Garurumon's partner... How come I wasn't able to Fusion Digivolve with him?!

*Pats Odoroki on the back* Meh, such is life.
En route to the Hideout:
*Running* I think we're getting closer, guys!

*Also running* Yeah! There's a weird metallic door on that rock over there!

That's it, then! It must be Beelzemon's hideout!

ALRIGHT!!! I can finally go in and kick his butt-ttebayo!

*Approaches the door* Hmm... Locked! Just as I thought!

WHAT?! Then how do we get in?

Leave it to me! Mm-hmm! *Points Perfect Clima-Tact at the door*
THUNDER TEMPO!!!*Nami blasts the door off with an electric attack!*

*Goes in* Okay! Let's go!

Yeah! Thanks, Nami!
*Luffy's team heads inside.*
*A few seconds later, they find themselves in the room where Odoroki and the others are being held captive!*
Hideout, Hidden Island:
*Sees his crewmates*
GUYS!!!
LUFFY!!!
Hey man, help us out!

H-How'd you guys end up in a giant glass jar?!

It was... That thing! *Points to Duskmon*

Well, well, well...

&

Holy crap! DUSKMON!!!

Wait a minute... Where's Beelzemon?

Hahaha... Beelzemon has been destroyed! I have absored his power! Prepare to die, fools!!!

W-WHAT?!

NARUTTEBAYO?!
*Duskmon prepares to use Lunar Plasma on Luffy, Nami, Naruhodou, Mayoi, Chihiro, and Hobohodo.*
*... But Godorurumon stops him!*

WHAT A?!

Hey, ugly! Don't forget, I'M your opponent here!

Hey! Aren't you Garurumon? ... You look kinda different!

Uh, Luffy?

Hmm?

That's not just Garurumon.

...
IT'S GODOT!!! HE'S TURNED INTO A DIGIMON!!!
WHAT?! THAT'S GODOT-SAN?! NO WAI-TTEBAYO!!!
S-S-SOURYUU-KUN?! A DIGIMON?!
*Sees Chihiro* Oh! Hi there, kitten! How ya been?

... *Faints*

Sis!!!

Ooh... Not good... *Turns to Duskmon* See what your ugliness did? You made my little kitten faint!

M-Me? You're the one that made her faint!

Less talk, more fight!
HOWLING BLASTER!!!
LUNAR PLASMA!!!*Godorurumon and Duskmon simultaneously attack!*
...

WHOA! And I mean WHOA! Did you see that, Kyle?

I sure did! Godot and Garurumon Fusion Digivolved! I didn't even think it was possible outside of
Tamers!

Yeah, what a shocker! And Garyuu... Who knew he'd make a comeback and try to destroy Odoroki? I certainly didn't see it coming! Man, this Two-Part finale sure is getting me excited! I wanna find out what happens next!

Me, too! But we're out of time...

I guess that means we'll find out what happens on the next episode of...

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THE GYAKUTEN SAIBAN CHARACTER GRAND PRIX!!!... TOO BE CONTINUED.
Yeah, I know I said that the Digimon/One Piece arc would be over in one last episode, but it would've been too long if I pulled through with that, so I decided to divide the finale into two parts, instead. :P
** I realized that I misspelled Beelzemon's name the first time around. >___<
I do not tolerate bullies. Good day.