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I don't know why, but that seemed somewhat like a fanfic. Other than that, great job again, CI!
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Phoenix Welcome to Breaking News, where we give you the latest news in the Phoenix Wright world... and beyond!

Phoenix In Phoenix News, Marvin Grossberg has been arrested on suspicion of... citrus abuse?

-cut to scene of Meekins outside Grossberg's office-

Meekins okay, me and the squad here are suspecting Grossberg of... citrus abuse? A-anyway, he seems to have locked himself in his office so we're gonna have to break the door down. Ready... go! *smash* Oh dear god...

* Grossburg is kneeling down at his table, sniffing some kind of powder. A lemon with its surface seriously scratched, and a lemon zest covered grater sit nearby*

Grossburg *in a lemon induced daze* ahhh *sniiiiiiff* the days of my youth... *sniiiiiiff* like the scent of fresh lemons you see...

Meekins ... This should be easy. *:meekins: and 10 other officers drag him away*

-Back to studio-

Ack ...

Nick anywho, over to Mia with the outside of PW news.

Mia Fey Police have also been responding to disturbances in Hotel Dusk. A man known as Kyle Hyde has been arrested for stealing towels from the bathroom.

-cut to Hotel Dusk. Kyle is being dragged out.-

:kyle: Ok, ok! I was ransacking your office!

-studio-

Mia Fey and that's all for tonight's edition of Breaking News! News when we want it, so you better pay attention!
Redd White (age 17) Hey Grossberg, I bet you couldn't stuff 11 lemons up your nose!
Grossburg (age 19) You're on!

And that's why :D
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Nick "Yanno...for once, I feel odd that she hasn't made that 'Greenix' joke."

Edgeworth "Enjoy it."

Ack "Wait...I just mentioned that joke again, didn't I?"

Edgeworth "Um...yeah."

Nick "Oh well...here goes. I USE THE SAME FREAKING HAIRGEL AS GREEN GUNSTAR! AND I COPIED HIS SPIKES BECAUSE THEY WERE COOL..." +Huff huff+

Gregory +Skis above on clouds+ "Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiles!"

Edgy "Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddy!"

Ack "Holyfreakincrap. Did you just smile...?"

Edgeworth "Only because it was my dad. Skiing. In Heaven."

Regina "Aww...too bad people don't become stars. I wonder if daddykins is skiing in Heaven too?"

Gregory "Yes he iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis Regiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinaaaaaaaa!" +Waves at Edgey again.+

Maya Fey "Hey gang!" +Suddenly possessed...by Mia.+

Mia Maya "I was skiing...but I decided to take a break."

Edgy Thinks "Yanno...I'm starting to feel all hot..."

Ack "KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON!"

Edgeworth "Damn. And I was finally going to capitalize for my early feelings for Mia...THAT'S RIGHT. WHEN I WAS TWENTY, I HAD A FREAKING CRUSH ON MIA FEY!"

Ack "KYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Mia Maya "If you'll excuse me...I've got to get back to my little ski trip..." +Stops possessing Maya+

Maya Shock "Was that MIA?!"

Edgeworth "Yes." +Readjusts the cravat he had almost yanked off.+ "Ahem...now Wright. Don't go pestering Papa while he's skiing. I'm sure he wants to flip the bird at Manny."

+Gaping hole from Hell rises, causing an earthquake.+

Wacky Edgy "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDYYYYYYY!" +Curls up on the ground.+

Von Karma "That NEVER gets old." +Laughs hysterically+

Enguard "Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude. You said it. That's, like...freaking hilarious."

Mille: DON'T SMOKE CRACK KIDS! PEACE OUT! +Waves and runs.+
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Edit: The grammar is fixed... I need to stop rushing things.

Hobohodo : According to Chinese Infantry, I'm RevFirst. This story you're about to read is based off his latest chapter to his aaaamazing story.
Spoiler: Chinese Infantry's 'The After Party of the Wedding of Phoenix Wright and Maya Fey'
yuusaku: Hi, I'm Chinese Infantry, once again using the body of Yuusaku to enter the funny as himself. Recently, certain people have questioned the ethics of this practice, showing it to have longterm psychological effects on the host body's real personality. Well, I too have thought about those things, but I guess I really didn't give enough of a fuck to care! However, now it is time for another origin video: where we take a somewhat popular joke, dissect it and explain it so it isn't funny anymore! So without further ado:

THE ORIGIN OF SMILIE POSSESSION:

Yuusaku The joke itself was based off the practice in Red Vs. Blue of ghosts being able to possess robots as vessels for them to come back to life. In a similar manner, authors can use smilies to have life in the funny itself. I used Yuusaku for two reasons:

1. Not a lot of funnies used him, so I figured it would be a safe bet.
2. I was stamped as him on the gyakusai_ratings LiveJournal community.

Yuusaku Several instances of this practice have been done on the old forums when the author was simply too lazy to make a smilie of themselves. However, possession now seems to be the accepted excuse for why a Phoenix Wright character is suddenly doing an author's bidding. At first, I went through the motions, but as time went on, I eventually stopped doing this for the same reason: I was lazy. As for if I will make a smilie for myself, due to the fact that I have done image editing before, I have this to say: not fucking likely! And that is what I came here to say. Now sit back, relax, enjoy the after party and pour yourself a tall glass of whatever beverage you enjoy. Thank you!

***
Matt *Farts*

Pshhh... *talking with Canadian flapping head and Canadian accent* I say, Matt, did you just fart?

Matt *Also talking with Canadian flapping head and Canadian accent* Yes I did, Max *farts again, then sniffs* Ahh, refreshing like a spring breeze!

Matt Pshhh... AHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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Yuusaku Ermmm, sorry about that. That was archived footage I made of an unused joke. Here's the actual sketch:

And now, our feature presentation!


Chinese Infantry presents (and finishes off what he started):

Image~The After Party of the Wedding of Phoenix Wright and Maya Fey Miles Edgeworth~ Beer


Accordion head HA HA HA, VERY FUNNY, GODOT!

Godot Just trying to make it accurate, bitch!

Yuusaku Ahem! As I was saying...

Image~The After Party of the Wedding of Phoenix Wright and Maya Fey~Image


*Location: Gourd Lake....again....*

Lana Hey, uhh, Pearl is it? Can I ask you a favor.

Pearl What is it, Miss Skye?

Lana Could you channel your older cousing for me?

Pearly Uhh, why, Miss Skye?

Lana I....want to see her again.

Pearly Ok....

Mia Fey Did someone call for me.

Lana Mia! *hugs Mia* I'm sorry to hear about what happened between you and Kaminogi.

Mia Fey Ohh...don't worry about it....

Lana *blushes* Well now that he's out of the way *starts fondling Mia* how about a little more "experimentation"?

Mia Fey *blushes* Lana, you....must be hot in that dress. Let me help you out of it *starts taking off Lana's dress*

*Location: Front Stage*

Edgy I would like to make the first toast. First: to my good friend Wright for his marriage. Not only am I glad for his happiness, but finally people will stop calling me gay! I would also like to make a toast to Maya for the same reason. I would like the admit that although as first I did have a crush on her, I'm glad she is happy with Wright. *notices Mia and Lana* I'd go on longer, but I just saw something sexually arousing and therefore must have my world famous alone time *goes off to mas...*

Yuusaku Our Kazakhstani guest Borat would like to make a toast as well.

Image Jagshemash! I would like to clink glass to spiky hair liar and small-tit medium for wedding. May you make good romance explosion tonight in bedroom. I would also like to make toast to two women in back making a sexytime!

Accordion head Say WHAT? MIA! LANA! STOP HAVING SEX BACK THERE! THIS IS A WEDDING FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

Lana Huh?

Mia Fey ...Doesn't it turn you on?

Accordion head Yes! And that's the problem. I still have a toast to make and I can't do it if I'm fondling myself on stage! Once I'm done, proceed fucking eachother.....please.

Lana Fine!

Yuusaku Right! First of all, I would like to make a toast to Phoenix and Maya for finally tying the knot. I always knew you two were right for eachother! Second, I would like to make a toast to all the people on Court Records. I love you guys. I want to kiss each and every one of you! Also, a few people I would like to acknowledge: Tsurikato for making the wedding sketch. You're artwork is awesome and I'm glad you did that for me, considering I could not give you anything in return *looks down*. I love you! Also I would like to acknowledge ButzPuff for sending me that positive PM complimenting my work: much love, man, much love! Also to RevFirst for creating the awesomeness known as Phoenix Wrong: Next Generation. Your work will truly be a revolution in Phoenix Wrong flashes. Also to all of the fans of my work: you guys are great. Really, you are!

Godot And that concludes Chinese Infantry's suck-up hour, bitch!

Yuusaku Godot, please find the nearest wooden plank and shove it up your ass sideways. Everyone else, it is now time for Maya to throw the customary bouquet!

(Authors Note: I seriously have no idea how this is supposed to go, so if I fuck up bad, just tell me)

Maggy Alright, maybe I'll take some luck this time!

Adrian I'm ready.

Whip You foolishly foolish fools won't stand a chance.

Keiko *TsuriKato* Wheee! This is my favorite part of the wedding!

Ayame *LySs* Mine too!

Older Ema *Friska Swift* Hmm, I've got a good feeling about this.

Dr. Derek Stiles LET'S DO THIS!

Yuusaku Elias? What the hell are you doing?

Dr. Derek Stiles I'm trying to catch the bouquet of flower from the bride.

Yuusaku No, you see, only the women are allowed to do that.

Dr. Derek Stiles Well then: why is Franziska allowed to participate then?

Ka-Whip *Whips Elias*

Dr. Derek Stiles OHH SWEET JEBUS!

Maya Fey Before I throw the bouquet: I would like to say that Franziska von Karma is disqualified from participating.

Whip Ohh, you better have a good reason!

Maya Fey I have two! One: I know for a fact you will just whip anyone and everyone that trys to catch the bouquet. Two: since Adrian is also participating, you are effectively doubling your chances of winning and since Adrian isn't wielding a whip, I'm disqualifying you.

Whip DAMMIT! *Looks over at Adrian* you better catch it, or I'm going to punish you so hard tonight!

Adrian *blushes* Oooooh, sounds hot!

Maya Fey And Elias, you are disqualified by default because you're a guy.

Dr. Derek Stiles ....fuck........

Maya Fey Now then *throws the bouquet*

*Insert female wedding guests scrambling for bouquet here*

Maggy *Catches the bouquet* Yaaay, it's good to finally have some luck for once. So, what do I do now?

Yuusaku Well, you're the next to get married, so start making arrangements!

Maggy Ok *latches onto Gumshoe* you hear that, big guy? Someone else is getting married sooooooon!

Eh? Huh? Who, pal?

Yuusaku Well, whatever, I feel like a drink. *Goes over to a bowl, apparently containing punch* hello, is this punch? Don't mind if I do!

Hobohodo *RevFirst* You might not want to drink that.

Yuusaku Rev? Tell me again why you are possessing Hobohodo?

Hobohodo Because I didn't want to enter the funny as a parrot, maybe?

Polly *Darzie P.* Seriously..........don't ask......

Yuusaku So why don't I want to drink the punch?

Hobohodo *Points to Godot* That's why.....

Godot *In his underwear, holding a microphone that isn't plugged in singing*
When the coffee pimp's in the crib ma
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
When the judge trys to get at ya
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot
And if a witness get a attitude
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot
I got the bitches on my arm and I'm pouring Coffee, mon
And I roll the best weed cause Maruhodou and Edgeworth like to get in on!

Yuusaku Look, I'm not planning to get drunk...

Polly No, it's not that. He only have one glass.

Yuusaku So...

Polly Yup! Rev and I spiked the punch....

Yuusaku Ok......why?

Hobohodo Well, we needed some new ideas for Phoenix Wrong: Next Generation, so we're going around to weddings and spiking the punch so we can record the antics these guys perform for my next batch of flash shorts.

Yuusaku Ok, that's just wrong.

Hobohodo ...And videotaping people while they have sex and selling the tapes isn't?

Yuusaku Hmm...touche.

*Meanwhile, on the dance floor*

Maya Fey *Dancing with Phoenix* I didn't know you could dance, Nick!

Phoenix Well, I took lessons a couple of months ago so I wouldn't look like a complete ass to you when this day came.

Maya Fey Aww, that's so sweet of you! *kisses Phoenix* But I still would love you even if you danced like....say isn't that Godot dancing to Snoop Dogg's "Drop it Like It's Hot?"

Phoenix Yeah, too bad that isn't even the song playing.

Ack WHAT THE HELL IS GANT DOING?

Gant *Singing and dancing like Michael Jackson*
BILLIE JEAN IS NOT MY LOVER!
SHE'S JUST A GIRL WHO SAYS THAT I AM THE ONE!
BUT THE KID IS NOT MY SON!

Nick Gant, why are you singing Billie Jean? That's not even the song playing.

Damon Ohh Wrighto my boy, the music here sucks, so I brought my own on my iPod.

Maya Fey ...and why do you have Michael Jackson on you iPod again.

Gant BECAUSE HE MOLESTS CHILDREN...LIKE MEEEE!

Nick Ok, go be a sick fuck on the opposite side the dance floor so Maya and I can dance. *Resumes dancing*

Maya Fey Ohh Nick, you're so amazing at this.

Phoenix I know *kisses Maya*

*Song ends*

Maya Fey That was the best, Nicky-darling *pulls Phoenix in for a long kiss*

Phoenix Anything for you, my dear. Another round, perhaps.

Maya Fey I'm a bit thirsty, let's grab a drink.

Phoenix Ok *notices Morgan Fey* Hey, I thought you were in jail.

Morgan They let me out on parole so I could see Mystic Maya get married.

Nick (The same one you help frame for murder....) Ok...

Morgan 's ass: LAST TIME I GAVE A SHIT, I GOT FUCKED!

Maya Shock ....Did your ass just talk like a midget with tourettes?

Morgan Erm, weird. That's what Ini said to me when I left prison.

Morgan 's ass: LETS SEE YOU TRY TO WALK A MILE IN THIS BITCH'S SHIT!

Nick Ermmm...okay, Maya and I are going to grab a drink now.

Morgan Okay, I guess.

Morgan 's ass: OHH BOB SAGET!

Gant *At the punch bowl* WHY I COULD SURE USE A DRINK AFTER ALL THAT DIRTY DANCING! SAY, IS THIS FOR ME?

Hobohodo *Snickers* yeah, help yourself !

Polly *snickers* heh, yeah, knock yourself out!

Gant WHY THANK YOU! *downs punch in one gulp*

Ack (DUDE! Did he just...do that?)

Gant DAMN THIS IS SOME GOOOOD SHIT! I FEEL LIKE I COULD CONQUER THE WORLD *starts taking off his clothes*

Hobohodo Aww, man, another stripper!

Polly Dude, roll it anyways, he might do something else, like try to molest Pearl or...

Gant *Is now naked* I FEEL LIKE I COULD SWIM ACROSS THE PACIFIC OCEAN *Jumps into the Lake* HEY EVERYONE, LET'S GO SWIMMING!

Nick ...You spiked the punch, didn't you?

Hobohodo Damn, how did you guess.

Nick I know Gant's idiocy level. He usually isn't that idiotic unless he's drunk. And since I know for a fact that there isn't enough alcohol in one glass of punch to get someone drunk, I only assumed that it was spiked.

Polly How did you know it was us?

Nick Because you're the two biggest fucking Wedding Crashers ever. Well besides the guys on the movie Wedding Crashers.

Hobohodo Aww don't be pissy about it. Here, have a beer instead *hands Phoenix a beer bottle*

Nick You didn't spike that as well, did you?

Polly Believe me, we've tried, but couldn't do it without leaving evidence that it was tampered with.

Yuusaku And so, the party went on like so. Dances were had, stupid drunken happenings occured with Rev and Darzie videotaping them, Phoenix and Maya kissed a whole bunch, Edgeworth had alone time on at least three non-consecutive occasions and fun was had by all....except Godot. As for adhdgeniusmitsu's question: here you go:

*Location: Bedroom*

Maya Fey *In bed with Phoenix, naked* that was an amazing day, Nick, I'm glad to finally be married to you.

Phoenix *Also naked* And who would have thought that young girl I defended for murder would end up being the one.

Maya Fey I guess we were meant to be. *Cuddles up to Nick* I love you, Mr. Wright!

Phoenix *Pulls Maya up to him* And I love you too, Mrs. Wright!

Yuusaku And so, the two kissed and fell asleep in eachother's arms and lived together happily ever after, blah blah blah! Thank you for reading the Wedding of Phoenix Wright and Maya Fey! Good night!

Image~The End~Image

Hobohodo : Here's my thanks to him. This is my first real funny so please tell if you it like it or ...not. This is the day after The After Party of the Wedding of Phoenix Wright and Maya Fey. Borat gives an interview to Chinese Infantry about me-

Polly : And then we crash the party and ruin lives!

Hobohodo : Bingo, Darzie P!



Image : Jagshemash! I am now with Chinese Infantry to tell us his thoughts about RevFirst.

Yuusaku : Well he did create the awesomeness known as Phoenix Wrong: Next Generation. He's work will truly be a revolution in Phoenix Wrong flashes.

Hobohodo : Wow! Really?

Yuusaku : Yeah! You're-*gets hit with a plank*

Polly : Success!

Hobohodo : What the ****, Darzie P!?

Polly : I just had a thought. Why not kidnap him and use abuse him as a guinea pig and record his antics?

Hobohodo : You're ****ed up.

Polly : .....

Hobohodo : ...Great, lets go! *puts Chinese Infantry in the bag and carries him*

Image : What are you doing!? Give him back!

Hobohodo : Hey I gave you life, don't make me take it away!

Image : Hey, don't mess with me! I'll eat your tits!

Hobohodo : ...Tits?

Image : Hey don't look at me like that! I'll eat your shit!

Polly : Just ignore him...

Image : Yeah, yeah! You'll **** my mother!

Marshall : That's hot!

Godot : Yeah I know! *sips coffee*

Image : High five!

Hobohodo : Godot, why did you bring Mr Marshall over here?

Godot : It's because-

Polly : What he was going to say is that I've always wanted the rest of the Channel Six: Turnabout News crew to join in and enjoy the fun.

Hobohodo : Oh O.K....

Hobohodo : Holy shit! That means-

Minuki : I'm back!

Hobohodo : We're ****ed!

Image : The end is nigh!

Image : What!? The Jews are coming!?

Hobohodo : ...What does being Jewish have to do with anything?

Image : Well, back in Kazakhstan...

Hobohodo : (I could not concentrate on what this oddball was saying... All I could think about is new twisted ideas for my movie... Then I had an image in my head)

Image : ...And now you understand.

Hobohodo : Yeah, whatever. Check out this new plan I have.
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Marshall : ......................................That's hot!

Godot : Yeah I know! *sips coffee*

Image : High five!

Polly : Love the lips!

Image : This shall be a great plan to end this world!

Hobohodo : Thanks.

Yuusaku : *still in the bag* (It's official: Court Records has a crossdressing fetish!)

Hobohodo : We should meet Mr and Mrs Wright during their honeymoon and show them this!

Marshall : ......................................That's hot!

Godot : Yeah I know! *sips coffee*

Image : High five!

Polly : ...Love the lips!

Image : Fear me!

Hobohodo : And we're off! *carries Chinese Infantry in the bag*

Yuusaku : *with broken glass on the floor...* Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!



Hobohodo : Me, Darzie P, Borat, Godot, Mike Marshall, Minuki and Chinese Infantry (being kidnapped and all) set off to Hawaii to crash Mr and Mrs Wright's honeymoon... And show off our powers that can ruin lives. Tune in for the next episode of RevFirst's Stories...

Hobohodo : ...That's if you people don't actually hate this...

Butz : Chinese Infantry rocks!
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get the idea from the CI fic/funnie

*after the party*

Pearl Ms. Skye?

Lana Er.. yes?

Pearly Why we are naked and wet?

Lana W-Well... it's because... we... hmm...

Pearl I get it! You and Mystic Mia went at the lake to swim, right?

Lana YES! Exactly!

Poor Pearl XD

Anyway... really nice job CI! Now I want to see what will be the next funnies with the new couple!
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Wow, CI. Ultrapwnage! Nice. Anyways...
----At the party----
Dr. Derek Stiles Ah, man. I didn't get to catch the bouqet. I wish someone would comfort me.
Adrian I'm sorry Franny, I didn't catch the bouqet.
Whip When we get home, I'm going to whip you till your entire body is sore and you're on the floor moaning.
Adrian *Smiling* OK Franny!
Maya Fey *Making out with Nick*
Lana Mia Fey *Umm....Yeah.*
Maggy *Off with Gumshoe*
Dr. Derek Stiles I said, I want someone to comfort me!
Chef Oh, come here. I'll make it all better.
Dr. Derek Stiles HeheheheheheheheheheheheNO!
Chef Come on. I can....
Dr. Derek Stiles THAT'S IT! *pulls out AK-47 and kills chef*
Edgy Wow. Where did you get that?
Dr. Derek Stiles ~spawn_item:AK-47_00000001~. It's basic coding. Now if you don't mind me, I'm going to bypass the $10.00 and go copy, paste, and print that wedding photo.
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Dr. Derek Stiles: Are you all ready for your surgery, Miss Fey?
Maya Fey: Is there any risk of the implants breaking?
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Actually screw my last one.
I have a better idea...
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RevFirst wrote:
Actually screw my last one.
I have a better idea...



Oww, those hurt me... Accordion head
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Chinese Infantry wrote:
Oww, those hurt me... Accordion head


Wow! You actually cared!? The cancellation of my story is not to insult your great work... Just mine. Sadshoe
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Hey, CI: With that wedding joke, you just won the internet. What are you going to do now? What jokes are next on your agenda?
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@elias: Ermm, I do have a different series in mind.

However, what I really is the topic to go back to it's roots: a bunch of guys and gals posting funny crap about the Phoenix Wright games. I appreciate the praise, but other people, like Orcaizer, you and others deserve a chance in the spotlight as well!
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I have three things to say about my next funny.
1:It's based upon a stupid joke I made whilst watching an episode of the good old original Star Trek. Yes, I'm that nerdy.
2:I was going to make a sprite comic out of this. Unfortunately, I can't sprite comic worth a crap.
3:I was going to try and add this too Phoenix Wrong: Next Gen, but it was so stupid, it wouldn't be done.
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Edgeworth *is wearing a red Star Trek uniform* Wright, how the hell did you drag me into this?
Nick *Is wearing a blue uniform* What are you talking about?! You're the one that wanted me to use my Global Studios contacts to get us a part in Space Trek!
Maya Fey *Is wearing torn street clothes* He's got a point, you know.
Edgeworth Whatever, just tell me what our parts are.
Phoenix Well, I'm medical officer McGregor, and I'm a primary character in this episode. So is Maya. She keeps her name, and is a slave on the planet Kentar. You're a nameless character.
Edgeworth Well, what happens to us?
Phoenix Well, us two and a group of people go down onto the planet. Seeing how bad they treat people, we kidnap a few slaves, including Maya. I personally treat her, we fall in love, and by the end of the episode, we have sex. *Does an arm pump*
Maya Fey WOOHOOO!
Edgeworth It's off-screen and doesn't really happen and is more implied by you two just walking in to the room, right?
Maya Fey Hell no! Have you seen how dirty TV is getting? We are having full on, on camera sex. Under the covers, of course.
Edgy Sweet! What happens to me?
Phoenix You're a red suit. You die.
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Now, for THE REAL WORLD: GS EDITION.
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Phoenix *steps into hottub* Oh, this feels so good.
Edgy *Steps in naked* I know how you feel.
Ack ACK! EDGEWORTH! What are you doing in the hottub naked?
Edgeworth What? Everybody knows that it's better when you're naked!
Nick You know, you have a point. *Reaches under water and takes off his trunks.
Godot *Also naked* I think I'll join you guys!
Gant Hey guys! Can I join you in there?
Sadshoe Please don't make me get in.
Ack What are you guys doing here. Please tell me we aren't getting a new addition to the the show!
Dr. Derek Stiles No. Their car broke down outside and their just spending the night. They WILL be gone tomorrow morning.
Phoenix Well, come on in!
Gant *Steps in naked* Man it feels so good.
Eh? *steps in* Yeah, it does.
Nick Why are you still wearing pants?
Eh? Because I'm not going to get naked, and I'm freeballing right now so...
Maya Fey Hey Nick. Can I join you in there?
Phoenix Sure Maya!
Maya Fey Great! *strips and steps in and gets as close to Nick as possible*.......
Nick Why does this seem so strangely familiar?
Child of Lida_Rose and Aliucon. Married to yuzikichan0! Father of Ha³ and Apollo72.
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Part One: The Madness Begins
Writers: DarzieP, mike2115, RevFirst, Shadowpower709.

This is simply a cleaned-up version of the game Channel Six: Turnabout News.
I've redone the first few parts to make more sense out of all this.
All the jokes are by their respective writers.


Setting - The Studio (On Stage)
Lana : Good evening and welcome to Channel Six: Turnabout News. I am the anchorwoman, Ms Skye. The top story tonight: After being held captive for several days, Miles Edgeworth goes on a murderous rampage for claiming to have missed his 'Alone Time' several times over. We go live to Ms Byrde, reporting on site.

Maggy : Thank you, Ms Skye. We're here on Sixth Street where Miles Edgeworth had been released from the Detention Center earlier this morning. He had been held for three days on murder charges, but was quickly proven innocent later on. However, Edgeworth had said something about missing his 'Alone Time' and ran off to get that done. Whatever that is, the scene was brutal when he made his escape. He punched two police officers in the stomach, and ripped out the jugular of a third. Now he is truly guilty of murder, but he did manage to return to his home, where it is expected that his 'Alone Time' got done. The murder trial will be held tomorrow.

Lana : I believe that's called 'irony', Ms Byrde.

Maggy : Sadly, that's the fucking definition of 'irony', Ms Skye. Back to you.

Lana : And Now we go back to Mr Wright's Wax Philosophical Power Hour. He is one sorry excuse of a philosophist.

Phoenix : I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that... Anyways, is it true that animals now have too much of a right? We have Missile to dicuss with us about this.

Missle : I hope this turns out to become a bloody good show...

Phoenix : ...So why not tell us about how human and animal rights aren't balanced enough?

Missle : ...

Nick : ...

Missle : WOOF! WOOF!

Ack : Godot! Give the voice-box back!

Godot : Never! *brings out cape and disappears*

Nick : ...Back to you, Ms Skye.

Marshall : I'm not a woman, Mr Wright... That's hot.

Lana : Mr Marshall, you're the anchorman so you need to be professional.

Marshall : What's your point?

Lana : So can you go one day without saying "That's hot"?

Marshall : Nooooo.

Lana : *puts head in hands* Just cut to the damn commercial.

During the commercials - One man paitently waits...
Dr. Grey : The weather girl better be right this time or there will be hell to pay!

Image : HELL!

Setting - The Studio (On Stage) After Commercial Break
Marshall : Wer're back and now to Minuki with the weather report.

Minuki : There's a 100% chance of falling vans!

Dr. Grey : *checks the window* They're goddamn falling trucks! Prepare for your demise, liars!

Image : Muah-ha-ha-ha-haaa!

Lana : Are we finished with the crazy doctor stunt? That shit freaks me out.

Dr. Grey : MWAHH AH AHA AH.

Godot : Shut the fuck up, ho.

Dr. Grey : Awwww.

Lana : Mr Godot! Why are you here?

Godot : I'm the one saying the latest coffee related news, bitch!

Lana : Okay... And now to Ms Byrde with the story about Angel Starr recently adding Judge Udgey to her 'Still the other boyfriend'.

Maggy : Judge Udgey, what are your thoughts about this?

Judge : *Munch* *Glomp* *Mumbling* isten se's hawt c s0 l1k3

Maggy : Unfortunately he's too busy eating a box lunch Angel Starr gave him. Back to you.

Afterwards...
Marshall : In local news, Acro stopped crying. This is due to his tear ducts stopped functioning properly.

Maggy : Thanks, Mr Marshall. Hello Acro. How are you now that you're no longer crying?

Acro : I like being emo so I'm gonna keep crying.

Maggy : *rolls eyes* Interesting. *yawns and pushes wheelchair by accident*

Acro : NYAAAARGH! *falls down stone steps*

Maggy : *slaps head* Crap, that's a lawsuit... And I just broke my glasses. Oh no! There goes my hat...Back to you, Lana!

Lana : We'll be holding auditions for weather girl because our last one was killed by Turner Grey, more news on that tonight.

Afterwards... Again...
Lana : Back to Ms Bryde. She has said to have breaking news at Angel Star's flat. Back to you, Ms Bryde.

Maggy : *cameraman shows Gregory alive but drunk and naked* I've gotten my myself some new pair of glasses but as you can see-

Angel Starr : Stop! You know too much!

Maggy : But-

Angel Starr : Enough! *blocks the camera*

Lana : ...We've seem to lost her, there... oh well! And now to the new weather girl auditions.

Damon : ........

Lana : You're not even female.

Damon : I know...

Lana : ...Back to you, Mr-

Larry : *blocking the camera* Olly, olly, olly!

Lana : Who is this guy!? ...Excuse me, sir! Can you please step aside-

Larry : *starts to strip* Olly, olly, olly!

Lana : ...Back to anyone! *takes some aspirin*

To be continued...


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RevFirst: Did I mention that you are awesome?

I look forward to seeing more. Ohh yeah: you don't have to clean up the jokes. This isn't the Disney forums or anything.
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Pearl *Walks in quietly, trying not to be seen*

Damon *Crawls in on four legs on a leash*

Maya Fey What do you want for dinner, Pearly?

Pearl Uh...I'm not hungry, I think I'll go to my room...

Damon *Woof!*

Maya Fey *Sees Gant* Alright, who let the Gant in?!

Pearl Aw...please can can I keep it Maya? Please?

Maya Fey No, Pearly. Having a vicious child-molestor is a big responsibility. You have to feed it, walk it, clean up after it, chain it to the yard so that it doesn't do horrible things to your virginity at night...

Pearl Aw...
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And now, our feature presentation!

Chinese Infantry presents (and is very happy to be doing so):

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Chinese Infantry wrote:
RevFirst: Did I mention that you are awesome?

I look forward to seeing more. Ohh yeah: you don't have to clean up the jokes. This isn't the Disney forums or anything.


Thanks, that really means a lot. Hobohodo
Depending on my mood, I may continue this at tomorrow or even now! (Just a possibility)
About the "cleaned up" thing, I didn't make it child-friendly but just instead:
-Fixed the jokes to make a plot.
-Fixed the grammar in all of them. (It's perfect now)
-Put them in the same style of writing and structure.
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(Author's note: I'm just too sleepy right now so before I hit the hay, I might as well show the part early instead of tomorrow. Thanks again, Chinese Infantry.)

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Part Two: Who Writes This Shit?
Writers: DarzieP, mike2115, RevFirst, Shadowpower709.

Spoiler: Part One: The Madness Begins
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Part One: The Madness Begins
Writers: DarzieP, mike2115, RevFirst, Shadowpower709.

This is simply a cleaned-up version of the game Channel Six: Turnabout News.
I've redone the first few parts to make more sense out of all this.
All the jokes are by their respective writers.


Setting - The Studio (On Stage)
Lana : Good evening and welcome to Channel Six: Turnabout News. I am the anchorwoman, Ms Skye. The top story tonight: After being held captive for several days, Miles Edgeworth goes on a murderous rampage for claiming to have missed his 'Alone Time' several times over. We go live to Ms Byrde, reporting on site.

Maggy : Thank you, Ms Skye. We're here on Sixth Street where Miles Edgeworth had been released from the Detention Center earlier this morning. He had been held for three days on murder charges, but was quickly proven innocent later on. However, Edgeworth had said something about missing his 'Alone Time' and ran off to get that done. Whatever that is, the scene was brutal when he made his escape. He punched two police officers in the stomach, and ripped out the jugular of a third. Now he is truly guilty of murder, but he did manage to return to his home, where it is expected that his 'Alone Time' got done. The murder trial will be held tomorrow.

Lana : I believe that's called 'irony', Ms Byrde.

Maggy : Sadly, that's the fucking definition of 'irony', Ms Skye. Back to you.

Lana : And Now we go back to Mr Wright's Wax Philosophical Power Hour. He is one sorry excuse of a philosophist.

Phoenix : I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that... Anyways, is it true that animals now have too much of a right? We have Missile to dicuss with us about this.

Missle : I hope this turns out to become a bloody good show...

Phoenix : ...So why not tell us about how human and animal rights aren't balanced enough?

Missle : ...

Nick : ...

Missle : WOOF! WOOF!

Ack : Godot! Give the voice-box back!

Godot : Never! *brings out cape and disappears*

Nick : ...Back to you, Ms Skye.

Marshall : I'm not a woman, Mr Wright... That's hot.

Lana : Mr Marshall, you're the anchorman so you need to be professional.

Marshall : What's your point?

Lana : So can you go one day without saying "That's hot"?

Marshall : Nooooo.

Lana : *puts head in hands* Just cut to the damn commercial.

During the commercials - One man paitently waits...
Dr. Grey : The weather girl better be right this time or there will be hell to pay!

Image : HELL!

Setting - The Studio (On Stage) After Commercial Break
Marshall : Wer're back and now to Minuki with the weather report.

Minuki : There's a 100% chance of falling vans!

Dr. Grey : *checks the window* They're goddamn falling trucks! Prepare for your demise, liars!

Image : Muah-ha-ha-ha-haaa!

Lana : Are we finished with the crazy doctor stunt? That shit freaks me out.

Dr. Grey : MWAHH AH AHA AH.

Godot : Shut the fuck up, ho.

Dr. Grey : Awwww.

Lana : Mr Godot! Why are you here?

Godot : I'm the one saying the latest coffee related news, bitch!

Lana : Okay... And now to Ms Byrde with the story about Angel Starr recently adding Judge Udgey to her 'Still the other boyfriend'.

Maggy : Judge Udgey, what are your thoughts about this?

Judge : *Munch* *Glomp* *Mumbling* isten se's hawt c s0 l1k3

Maggy : Unfortunately he's too busy eating a box lunch Angel Starr gave him. Back to you.

Afterwards...
Marshall : In local news, Acro stopped crying. This is due to his tear ducts stopped functioning properly.

Maggy : Thanks, Mr Marshall. Hello Acro. How are you now that you're no longer crying?

Acro : I like being emo so I'm gonna keep crying.

Maggy : *rolls eyes* Interesting. *yawns and pushes wheelchair by accident*

Acro : NYAAAARGH! *falls down stone steps*

Maggy : *slaps head* Crap, that's a lawsuit... And I just broke my glasses. Oh no! There goes my hat...Back to you, Lana!

Lana : We'll be holding auditions for weather girl because our last one was killed by Turner Grey, more news on that tonight.

Afterwards... Again...
Lana : Back to Ms Bryde. She has said to have breaking news at Angel Star's flat. Back to you, Ms Bryde.

Maggy : *cameraman shows Gregory alive but drunk and naked* I've gotten my myself some new pair of glasses but as you can see-

Angel Starr : Stop! You know too much!

Maggy : But-

Angel Starr : Enough! *blocks the camera*

Lana : ...We've seem to lost her, there... oh well! And now to the new weather girl auditions.

Damon : ........

Lana : You're not even female.

Damon : I know...

Lana : ...Back to you, Mr-

Larry : *blocking the camera* Olly, olly, olly!

Lana : Who is this guy!? ...Excuse me, sir! Can you please step aside-

Larry : *starts to strip* Olly, olly, olly!

Lana : ...Back to anyone! *takes some aspirin*

To be continued...

Setting - The Studio (On Stage)
Maggy : There is a recent report on the latest aspirin recall. This is due to certain company-made aspirin actually increase headaches rather than reducing them. Good thing that I usually take advil instead.

Franziska : Advil. Brought to you by my whip *crack*

Marshall : It's now the Culture Show with Mr- We have a Culture Show!?

Lana : Not really, I guess we might as well kick this guy out sooner or later...

Marshall : ...That's hot!

Lana : *slaps forehead*

Garyuu : Walcome to my Culture Show...

Lana : ...

Garyuu : Punch the keys for God's sake!...

Marshall : ...

Garyuu : Yes Yes! Your the man now dog! *shows credit*

Lana : Security! *takes more aspirin* Ouch! It's like they don't even work! And now for a commercial break. We'll be back.

The commerical with... Mr Wright!?
Kyouya : Everybody get naked! *shot*

Maya Fey : Oh crap! I did it again.

Phoenix : I can be your attorney since I've played.....Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney*!

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney*
*NOT APPLICABLE AS AN ATTORNEY QUALIFICATION.

Odoroki's house
Odoroki : Wait wait wait, what?! I've been studying Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney for my degree! Those bastards told me it includes college credit!

Setting - The Studio (On Stage) After Commercial Break
Lana : Hi and we're back! In local news, Redd White has recently became blind. It is said to be caused by too much... Bling-bling?... Over to you Ms Byrde.

Maggy : I am now with Redd White about-

Bling Bling : Getting blind from my bling!? How preposterous!...

Redd's White : Ahhh!

Maggy : Back to-

Image : Why God? Why!?

Maggy : Back to you, goddamn it!

Marshall : And now for the Texas Power Hour.....

Marshall : ...

Marshall : Shit, I dunno what to say. Back to you Ms Skye- What the?

Judge : In other news, someone is having way too much fun with these situations! This judge finds them guilty.

Maggy : How'd you get into the studio?! *chases him off*

Lana : Ms Byrde, he was here for the interview of being Angel Starr's 'Still the other boyfriend'. Remember? Oh whatever... And now for the daily local video feed. The follow has been submitted by Mr Marshall.

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Lana : ...

Marshall : What?

Godot : That's hot.

Edgeworth : Stop right there!... Why aren't I'm included!?

Lana : ...........................

Wacky Edgy : Stop staring at me like that! I'll leave.

Marshall : That's how we look at girls in Texas.

Phoenix : Ahem. Now I have a guest, Penny Nichols who is eager to show us something.

Image : Can I show you my Pokemon now Mr Wright???

Nick : Who's idea was this shit?

Lana : Not sure... And now we go over to Mr Gumshoe for the latest movie reviews. Over to you Mr Gumshoe.

Image : Shrek the Third made me horny!

Lana : ...I'm not getting paid enough for this.

To be continued...
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RevFirst wrote:
During the commercials - One man paitently waits...
Dr. Grey : The weather girl better be right this time or there will be hell to pay!

Image : HELL!

Setting - The Studio (On Stage) After Commercial Break
Marshall : Wer're back and now to Minuki with the weather report.

Minuki : There's a 100% chance of falling vans!

Dr. Grey : *checks the window* They're goddamn falling trucks! Prepare for your demise, liars!

Image : Muah-ha-ha-ha-haaa!


@RevFirst: LOL, nice! You get 10,000 cool points and jar of cookies.

You too, CI! That must be a fanfic. To be something else wouldn't make it so hilariously great! Gant

Adrian Are you sure this alright, Franziska?
Franziska What do you mean? Of course it's alright.
Franziska Doesn't it feel good?
Adrian I guess, but it feels so wrong too...
Franziska Don't worry! This will be our little secret. Now, just relax and keep your breathing steady. Let's just take our time. We have this whole day to ourselves.
Adrian ...I'm not sure I-
Detective Gumshoe *barges in* Hey, pals! How's-
Detective Gumshoe ...
Detective Gumshoe WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA!!!
Adrian AHH!!
Franziska DETECTIVE!!
Detective Gumshoe What the heck are you two doing!??!
Adrian Well... um...
Franziska I... uh...
Detective Gumshoe *sigh* Forging the scene of the crime... I should have known you two would be up to no good. No wonder all of the prosecution's cases have been going so smoothly the last few months. This'll be the biggest scandal since SL-9! Wait until the presses hear about this! *storms out*
Adrian Well, looks like we've been caught. What do we do now?
Franziska Mad, hot, unrestrained, lesbian sex?
Adrian Okay!
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At long last, the Digimon/One Piece arc finale is here! Part One of the finale, that is. :P

Only on... THE GYAKUTEN SAIBAN CHARACTER GRAND PRIX!!!

Image Hey there! Welcome back to GS-CGP—

Kyle Hyde Hey, hey, hey!

Dr. Derek Stiles Who are you and why are you stealing our intro?

Kyle Hyde That's what I wanna know!

Image Why, I'm Defense Attorney Michael Fey—!

Dr. Derek Stiles Uh, actually, you're just Al's horribly experimented "Male Mia" sprite...

Image ... Oh, okay...

Kyle Hyde ...

Dr. Derek Stiles ...

Kyle Hyde ... Has he left yet?

Dr. Derek Stiles Nope. Still there.

Kyle Hyde ... Maybe we should just get on with our recap, Derek.

Dr. Derek Stiles Gotcha.

:kyle: *Ahem* Anyways... Last time on GS-CGP, the Fire Pirates met some serious trouble in Two Current... They ran into Impmon's Warped Mega Form, the one, the only... Beelzemon**!

Dr. Derek Stiles That's right! And the last time we saw Beelzemon, namely, attacking Sanji on Hidden Island, the Fire Pirates and Garurumon were beaten by him! How could the Fire Pirates lose so easily, when Captain Odoroki has the Mera Mera no Mi and Garurumon could've Digivolved?

Kyle Hyde Actually, I think it's because Beelzemon's almost indestructible when he's uber angry!

Dr. Derek Stiles Hmm... You've got a point there, Kyle! I mean, Beelzemon was just called a "Godot Look-Alike" Who wouldn't get angry at that?

Godot WELL EXCUUUUUUSE ME IF BEING CALLED MY LOOK-ALIKE'S SOMETHING SO HORRENDOUSLY INSULTING!!!

Kyle Hyde ... Did you hear something, Derek?

Dr. Derek Stiles Meh. Must be a coyote... Anyway! How about Luffy's reason for ambushing the Objection Pirates, eh? Turns out he just wanted to save his friend Guilmon!

Kyle Hyde Ayup, that's right! Oh, and how about that Mei-Nami fight, eh? Pure fanservice— I mean, pure genius! Too bad Mei had to snap and pull a Leonidas at Nami in the end, almost killing her!

Dr. Derek Stiles She's a Karuma. What'd you expect?

Kyle Hyde Her pulling off a Xerxes instead—

Image *Suddenly bursts in* HEY, I AM MICHAEL FEY!!! WHOOOO!!!

Dr. Derek Stiles WTF?! What're you still doing here?

Kyle Hyde That does it. I'm calling security! SECURITY!!!

*A security guard comes in a few seconds later.*

Oldbag WHAT IS IT THIS TIME, WHIPPERSNAPPERS?!

Dr. Derek Stiles O lawd, not THAT security...

Oldbag Why, I'll have you know that back in the day when I was a sweet, sweet, youthful child people actually had respect for other people's time and didn't go around calling them as if they were the only people in the world, wasting time and time and time and time again! You young'uns today! When will you learn the value of time? Now, you're just making me stand here wasting my breath! What did you call me for, huh?

Kyle Hyde ... Could you please just get rid of that guy over there?

Oldbag What guy?

Dr. Derek Stiles *Points to Michael* Him.

Image UB-JICT-SHUN!!! SEE, I AM MICHAEL FEY!!! UB-JICT-SHUN! UB-JICT-SHUN! UB-JICT-SHUN!!!

Kyle Hyde ...

Dr. Derek Stiles ...

Wendy Oldbag Why... Hello there, handsome! *Flirts with Michael*

Image Oh, um...

Kyle Hyde & Dr. Derek Stiles ZOMGFGZ!!! IT BURNS!!! THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!!!

Wendy Oldbag *To Michael* So, how'd you like to take me out on a date, cutie?

Image *Oldbag drags him away* Ah... Ah... AHH!!! GET OFF ME!!! UB-JICT-SHUN!!! GAAAAAAHH!!!SANCTUARY!!! SANCTUARY!!!

Dr. Derek Stiles ...

Kyle Hyde ...

*Someone in the audience coughs.*

Dr. Derek Stiles ... Maybe we should just get on with the show.

Kyle Hyde You got that right!

...

Hidden Island:

Image Hahaha... You will only fail, Straw Hat! I've captured your Captain's Digimon Friend, Guilmon, along with some other stupid Digimon! Oh, and not only that... But I've captured your crewmates as well!

Image ... You WHAT?! You mean... Zoro, Usopp, Franky and Robin are...

Image *Laughs* That's right... They are my prisoners!

Image Ah, crap! Why the hell are you doing this, huh?!

Image Hmph. I am merely following orders... And part of those orders... Is for me to capture whoever goes in my way... And that includes you, Sanji the Black Leg! You shall join your crewmates soon... IN THEIR PRISON CELL!!!

*Beelzemon prepares to attack Sanji.*

Image AH!!! You shitty bastard!!! DIABLE JAMBE!!!

*Sanji uses heated kicks on Beelzemon!*

Image *Evades* Not good enough! DOUBLE IMPACT!!!

*Beelzemon hits Sanji with Shotgun Attacks! It's super effective— Oh wait, this isn't Pokémon...*

Image *Hit* Ah, shit! DIABLE...

*Beelzemon stops Sanji before he attacks again.*

Image Double shit!

Image *Grabs Sanji by the collar* Hmph. How disappointing... I thought you'd be a much better opponent, compared to those weakling crewmates of yours! That swordsman was a hax, that marksman's nose kept getting in the way, that woman with the flower-like ability had a freaky nose that looked like it was hit repeatedly with a frying pan, and that cyborg was just... weird! Well, at least you can join them now! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Image Grr...

Image *Aims Berenjena shotguns at Sanji* Prepare to feel a nasty burn, Straw Hat!!!

Image GOMI GOMU NO STORM!!!

Image THUNDER TEMPO!!!

Image HEAVY POINT ATTACK!!!

*Luffy, Nami, and Chopper suddenly appear and attack at the same time!*

Image *Hit* AAAARRGGGHHH!!! WHAT A?!

Image Hehe! I knew we could get here in time!

Nick *Steps out of Ship 1* Feeling... nauseous...

Maya Fey Alright!!! MIZU MIZU NO TYPHOON!!!

Image *Hit* ARGH!!! What the hell... Where are all these annoying Devil Fruit Users coming from?!

Maya Fey So THIS is the Beelzemon you were talking about! Heh! He doesn't look so tough to me-ttebayo! He complains over a weak Mizu Mizu no Typhoon attack? Naruttebayo!

Young Mia Don't underestimate him yet, Mayoi! He could have some hidden attacks!

Maya Fey Aww, but I can beat that ugly thing on my own just fine, sis!

Young Mia ... Um...

Phoenix Yeah, actually, he kinda looks like Godot!

Godot HE DOES NOT!!!

Image WTF?! Shouldn't you be unconscious?

Godot Not when somebody as weak and as ugly as you claims to look like me!!!

Image I'M not the one who claimed to look like you!

Edgy Yeah! It was me!

Odoroki Mitsurugi-san! Godot-san! You blew our cover!!!

Image Uh-oh... This can't be good.

Older Ema Oh, great. Our plan to fool Beelzemon into thinking that he beat us failed!

Nick Uh... I thought they were supposed to be unconscious?

Image Uh... What's going on here?

Image Grr... I've been doped by these idiots! *Turns to the Fire Pirates* YOU WILL PAY!!!

*Beelzemon teleports away with the Fire Pirates and Garurumon.*

Image Hey! He got away!

Maya Shock NARUTTEBAYO?! I thought Beelzemon didn't know how to teleport?

Franziska Hmph. Now that that thing's out of the way... *Races to a nearby cave in the island* TREASURE!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

Kyouya W-Wait! Karuma-san! Shouldn't we be helping the Straw Hats save their crewmates, the captured Digimon, and the Fire Pirates?

Franziska Are you insane, you foolishly foolish fool? Why would I do that? Helping the enemy... Hmph! How foolish! I'm after the treasure so I can advance to the next stage!

Minuki B-But Karuma-san...

Kyouya Even if we get eliminated, at least we can help the others!

Pearly Yeah! That's right!

Ka-Whip HOW PATHETIC!!! YOU WANT TO HELP THE ENEMY? GO AHEAD!!! I DON'T NEED A PIRATE CREW TO GET THE TREASURE! I'M PERFECT!!!

*Mei runs off to seek the treasure on her own.*

Kyouya She... She abandoned us!

Minuki Somehow, I expected that to happen...

Kyouya Ah, nuts.

*Kyouya slumps down on the sand.*

Hobohodo So that Beelzemon's captured Guilmon, Renamon, Terriermon, Garurumon, Odoroki, Akane, Godot, Mitsurugi, Zoro, Usopp, Franky, and Robin? ... I wonder why...

Image He said something about following orders...

Hobohodo Orders, huh? Who on earth would summon Beelzemon just to sabotage the Second Stage of the GS-CGP Contest?

Young Mia We don't have time to worry about that now! We have to find the others and save them!

Nick But what about the treasure?

Young Mia NARUHODOU!!! You're only thinking of finding the treasure so you can clear the stage, even when your best friend has been captured by one of the Seven Demon Digi-Lords?!

Nick B-But...

Young Mia If that's what you want to do, then you should probably just join Mei!

Ack W-WHAT?! NO WAY!!!

Hobohodo Then do what your sensei's telling you to do and come with us on the rescue mission!

Ack H-Huh?! She's your sensei, too, Future!Me!

Hobohodo Not in 2025, she isn't.

Nick Grr... So I have to come... Like I have a choice.

Maya Fey Hehe! Don't worry, First Mate Naruhodou-kun! I'm sure you'll be helpful... somehow! Dattebayo!

Nick (I'm only being forced to go because Chihiro-sensei wants to save her boyfriend...)

Young Mia T-THAT'S NOT THE ONLY REASON, DAMN IT!!! *Kicks Naruhodou*

Ack PAIN!!!

Image Looks like we should split up! Okay! Me and Nami'll go with the Objection Pirates, and Sanji and Chopper'll go with the Glasses Pirates to find the others!

Image Huh? Who do YOU get to go with Nami-san?!

Image *Shrugs* I dunno! Let's just go in opposite directions!

*The two teams split up and go in opposite directions. Luffy's team heads west, and Sanji's team heads east.*

...

Beelzemon's Hideout, Hidden Island:

Image *Slams a nearby table* Damn it! You... You stupid humans! How dare you fool me into thinking that I beat you? Heh! Good thing that ugly one with the mask blew your cover and ruined your plan!

Godot (If anyone in here's ugly, it's YOU!)

*Beelzemon moves to a giant glass container covered by a tart. He removes it and reveals...!*

Image Image Image Image ...

Odoroki Hey! Those... Those are the rest of the Straw Hats!

Older Ema What are you planning to do with them?!

Edgeworth Yeah! What she said!

*Beelzemon only laughs, and moves toward another giant glass container...*

Image L-Let me out of here!!!

Image GUILMON!!!

Wacky Edgy That's... That's one of Garurumon's friends, right?

Godot But I thought that Garurumon was one of the FOUR Digimon that got sent here...

Edgeworth That's right! Hey, Beelzemon! Where are Garurumon's other friends?!

Image Ohohoho! I can't tell you where they are! Too bad! *Laughs*

Odoroki Grr... Why are you doing this?

Image Like I said, I'm only following orders!

Edgeworth Orders? Orders from who?

Image Orders from... him.

*Beelzemon points to someone sitting in a large chair behind a desk. The person turns around...*

Odoroki O

Wacky Edgy M

Older Ema F

Godot G

Edgeworth It's you!!!

Garyuu How are you, gentlemen? ... And lady?

Odoroki G-Garyuu!

Garyuu *Laughs* All your Straw Hats and Digimon... ARE BELONG TO US!!!

Older Ema What you say?!

Garyuu You have no chance to survive make your time! Ha ha ha ha!!!

Edgeworth C-Captain! What're we gonna do?!

Odoroki GARYUU!!! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!

Garyuu Isn't it obvious, Odoroki my boy? Hmph. You... You disgraced me with a defeat that I did not deserve!

Odoroki What, you mean during the—

Wacky Edgy AHH!!! SPOILERS!!!

Garyuu Do you even need to ask? The Bell Test!!!

Odoroki Ah! The Bell Test!!!

*Flashback*

Image *Pant* I... I can't make it... I'm low on HP. I've gotta change back to Human Form!

Image GOTCHA!!!

Image Damn it!

Image You're low on HP, Odoroki. Give up now and give me your bell! *Does freaky smile*

Image Grr... All right, you win, Garyuu-sensei. ADVANCED ODOROKEN... TRANSFORM.

*Advanced Odoroken transforms back to Odoroki.*

Odoroki All right, sensei... You win.

Image Good. EMPERIHITO TRANSFORM!

Garyuu Now... Give it here, Odo—

Eh? *Suddenly pops out of the bushes* AAAAAAAAARRRGGHHH!!!!

Chimani KILL!!!

Odoroki Ack! It's a monster!

Eh? Help me!!!

*Itonoko crashes into Kirihito.*

Garyuu H-Hey! AAAAAAHHH!!!

*Kirihito and Itonoko fall into the undergrowth. Chinami follows them.*

Odoroki Okay... That was weird... At least I've still got my bell!

*End flashback*

Garyuu Because of you... I never made it to the Second Stage! I had to fall through 80 feet of canopy with a crazy demon girl and a bumbling detective who couldn't even save himself! Heck, Kakashi even laughed at me! *Looks up* Because of you, Odoroki... I WAS DISQUALIFIED!!!

Odoroki B-But! You shouldn't have tried to steal my bell in the first place!

Older Ema That's right! Hobohodo-san and I told you that it wouldn't work!

Garyuu SHUT UP!!!

Odoroki ...

Garyuu Now, I shall have my revenge on you, boy! I had Beelzemon here capture Guilmon, Renamon, Terriermon and some Straw Hats... to fulfill my evil plan! Mwahahahahaha!!!

Odoroki Grr... Exactly what is your evil plan, anyway?!

Garyuu I'm going to use Renamon and Terriermon's digital code... and Digivolve!

Wacky Edgy Godot Odoroki Older Ema DIGIVOLVE?!

Garyuu The process is almost complete! All I have to do now... *Beelzemon hands him a Dark Digivice* Is transform into my Mega Form!!!

*Kirihito holds up the Dark Digivice...*

Garyuu Tainted Human Spirit of Darkness... KIRIHITO... DIGIVOLUTION!!!

...

Cave, Hidden Island:

Franziska *Digging* Hahahahaha!!! I've found the treasure, while those foolishly foolish fools are out helping their enemies! I will be the Gyakuten Saiban Character Grand Prix Champion!!!

*Mei hits something.*

Franziska Jackpot! I've found it!

*Mei opens the treasure chest and finds...*

Franziska YES!!! GOLD!!! I'VE DONE IT!!!

*Mei carries the treasure chest and heads out of the cave.*

Franziska MAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'M SUCH A GENIUS!!!

...

Beelzemon's Hideout, Hidden Island:

Garyuu *Gets enveloped in a cloud of smoke* Yes... Yes... YES!!! POWER!!!

Odoroki He's... He's actually digivolving!

Wacky Edgy NO WAI!!!

*A lightningbolt suddenly appears from the dust cloud... Kirihito emerges!*

Image I am... DUSKMON!!!

Odoroki ... This can't be good.

Image I... I've done it! Yes!!!

*Duskmon turns to Beelzemon.*

Image Nice work, Beelzemon... I will no longer need your "services"! *Attacks Beelzemon* Farewell, fool!

Image Wha... What are you doing?!

Image LUNAR PLASMA!!!

*Duskmon destroys Beelzemon with his swords. Beelzemon didintegrates into a raw digital sode, and Duskmon downloads it.*

Image HAHAHAHAHA!!! PREPARE TO DIE!!!

Wacky Edgy Odoroki Older Ema AHH!!!

Edgeworth Hey! Godot! Why aren't you screaming in terror with us?

Godot ...

Edgeworth Hey!

Image ...

Edgeworth Not you, too, Garurumon!

Godot ...

Image ...

Godot & Image ... GODOT AND GARURUMON... FUSION DIGIVOLUTION!!!

*Godot and Garurumon get enveloped in a cloud of smoke!*

Odoroki What the?!

Older Ema This is... impossible!

Wacky Edgy Holy crap! Godot can Digivolve?!

...

* Do you wanna see it?*

...

*Are you sure?*

...

*Are you really sure?*

...

*Okay, here goes nothing!*

Image GODORURUMON!!!

Wacky Edgy Odoroki Older Ema ZOMFGZ!!!

Image What... What is that thing?!

Image Isn't it obvious? I'm Godorurumon! Godot and Garurumon combined! Prepare to encounter the bitter taste of defeat, Duskmon!!! HOWLING COFFEE BLASTER!!!

*Godorurumon fires a fiery coffee attack at Duskmon!*

Image *Hit* AHHH!!! WHY, YOU...

Image Hehehe!

Edgy Wow! For once, Godot is actually cool!

Odoroki No fair! I'M Garurumon's partner... How come I wasn't able to Fusion Digivolve with him?!

Older Ema *Pats Odoroki on the back* Meh, such is life.

En route to the Hideout:

Image *Running* I think we're getting closer, guys!

Phoenix *Also running* Yeah! There's a weird metallic door on that rock over there!

Young Mia That's it, then! It must be Beelzemon's hideout!

Maya Fey ALRIGHT!!! I can finally go in and kick his butt-ttebayo!

Image *Approaches the door* Hmm... Locked! Just as I thought!

Ack WHAT?! Then how do we get in?

Image Leave it to me! Mm-hmm! *Points Perfect Clima-Tact at the door* THUNDER TEMPO!!!

*Nami blasts the door off with an electric attack!*

Image *Goes in* Okay! Let's go!

Image Yeah! Thanks, Nami!

*Luffy's team heads inside.*

*A few seconds later, they find themselves in the room where Odoroki and the others are being held captive!*

Hideout, Hidden Island:

Image *Sees his crewmates* GUYS!!!

Image Image Image Image LUFFY!!!

Image Hey man, help us out!

Image H-How'd you guys end up in a giant glass jar?!

Image It was... That thing! *Points to Duskmon*

Image Well, well, well...

Ack & Maya Shock Holy crap! DUSKMON!!!

Young Mia Wait a minute... Where's Beelzemon?

Image Hahaha... Beelzemon has been destroyed! I have absored his power! Prepare to die, fools!!!

Ack W-WHAT?!

Maya Shock NARUTTEBAYO?!

*Duskmon prepares to use Lunar Plasma on Luffy, Nami, Naruhodou, Mayoi, Chihiro, and Hobohodo.*

*... But Godorurumon stops him!*

Image WHAT A?!

Image Hey, ugly! Don't forget, I'M your opponent here!

Image Hey! Aren't you Garurumon? ... You look kinda different!

Hobohodo Uh, Luffy?

Image Hmm?

Hobohodo That's not just Garurumon.

Image ...

Ack IT'S GODOT!!! HE'S TURNED INTO A DIGIMON!!!

Maya Shock WHAT?! THAT'S GODOT-SAN?! NO WAI-TTEBAYO!!!

Young Mia S-S-SOURYUU-KUN?! A DIGIMON?!

Image *Sees Chihiro* Oh! Hi there, kitten! How ya been?

Young Mia ... *Faints*

Maya Shock Sis!!!

Image Ooh... Not good... *Turns to Duskmon* See what your ugliness did? You made my little kitten faint!

Image M-Me? You're the one that made her faint!

Image Less talk, more fight! HOWLING BLASTER!!!

Image LUNAR PLASMA!!!

*Godorurumon and Duskmon simultaneously attack!*

...

Dr. Derek Stiles WHOA! And I mean WHOA! Did you see that, Kyle?

Kyle Hyde I sure did! Godot and Garurumon Fusion Digivolved! I didn't even think it was possible outside of Tamers!

Dr. Derek Stiles Yeah, what a shocker! And Garyuu... Who knew he'd make a comeback and try to destroy Odoroki? I certainly didn't see it coming! Man, this Two-Part finale sure is getting me excited! I wanna find out what happens next!

Kyle Hyde Me, too! But we're out of time...

Dr. Derek Stiles I guess that means we'll find out what happens on the next episode of...

Kyle Hyde & Dr. Derek Stiles THE GYAKUTEN SAIBAN CHARACTER GRAND PRIX!!!

... TOO BE CONTINUED.

Yeah, I know I said that the Digimon/One Piece arc would be over in one last episode, but it would've been too long if I pulled through with that, so I decided to divide the finale into two parts, instead. :P

** I realized that I misspelled Beelzemon's name the first time around. >___<
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PART 3: MAGIC S3XX0R5

Writers: DarzieP, mike2115, RevFirst and Shadowpower709


*turnabout news theme plays*

Lana And now for a quote by Phoenix.

Phoenix "The world is quiet here." - Lemony Snicket, A Series Of Unfortunate Events.

Lana Thanks you for your ti--

OBJECT! DID YOU HEAR ME?! THE WORLD IS QUIET HERE!!!

Lana Yes I hear--

OBJECT! I SAID THE WORLD IS FUCKING QUIET HERE!!!

Lana I HEARD YOU ALREADY!!!

Nick Sheesh, no need to yell. A simple "I heard you" would suf--

Lana GET OUT!

Ack EEK!

Lana And now for commercials...

*backstage during the break*

Marshall Before I get home, I think I'll go get drunk and beat up some hookers, how about you, Ms Skye?

Lana Well I feel like stealing money from charity. I don't need it but I love the adrenaline.

Ini Mimi Oh, I'm so sorry. I... like... forgot to turn the camera off. You're still... like... on air.

Lana ...Kill her.

Sal LOL. 7h47 5uX0r5 4 u!

Godot Get this fat bitch out of here.

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N0! 1 w4nn4 533 b00bs!!! *looks at chest* D4mn l00k at d3m j166l3!

Nick What an a55h0l3.

*back on camera...*

Larry : Wait, I'm supposed to be Some Guy.

Sal : LEIK WH0 C0uld tIS n00b B?

Butz: THIS IS SPARTA!

Ack : Why in God's name are they wrestling naked!?

Godot : ...I'm betting for Da Butz!

At Gant's house...

Gant Jolly! Porn on the news channel!

At Kurain Manor...

Pearly What's the dangly thingy between Mr Butz's legs.

Maya Shock PEARLY TURN IT OFF!

Back at Channel Six Studio...

Nick And the yaoi fics empire will expand to include Butz / Sal

Minuki CUT TO THE DAMN WEATHER! NYARGHHH!

Lana : Wait... Wait a minute... weren't you killed by Mr Grey?

Minuki : ...Magic.

Lana : But-

Minuki : Magic!

Ini Mimi : We're on in 5, 4, 3...

Lana : ...Hello and Welcome to Channel 6: Turnabout News. In today's news, Lotta Heart has sued Afroman for stealing her song and image. Manfred von Karma has started a gang rape band in prison along with Redd White and Damon Gant. Marshall is at the prison now.

Marshall Thanks Lana. Mr Gant, what prey do you usually go for?

Gant Children!

Bling Bling paedo...

Von Karma I love incest (oh noes).

Marshall Interesting...

Gant NOW TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS, MARSHALL!!!

Marshall BACK TO YOU LANA! AHHHHH! GET THE FUCK AWA....

*back at t3h studio*

Lana Wow. I do feel sorry for Mr Marshall. How abo-

Edgeworth I hope that things get better for him.

Lana Why the fuck are you here!?

Edgeworth : ...

Edgy : Can I be the new anchorman?

Lana : ...

Edgy : Come on... At least until Mr Marshall's finished being raped and-

Lana : ........

Edgeworth : You win this round. *leaves*

Spit : What a faliure. *sips coffee* What the ****!? Tea!? Dammit Mr Edgeworth!

Edgy : Justice is served! *runs away*
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(Author's note: Things have changed in this one and is twice the size.
*gives a cookie to anyone who reads all this*)

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Part Three: Expect The Unexpected
Writers: CBLuigi, Chinese Infantry, DarzieP, Liam-e, Naruhodou-san, RevFirst.

Spoiler: Part One: The Madness Begins
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Part One: The Madness Begins
Writers: DarzieP, mike2115, RevFirst, Shadowpower709.

This is simply a cleaned-up version of the game Channel Six: Turnabout News.
I've redone the first few parts to make more sense out of all this.
All the jokes are by their respective writers.


Setting - The Studio (On Stage)
Lana : Good evening and welcome to Channel Six: Turnabout News. I am the anchorwoman, Ms Skye. The top story tonight: After being held captive for several days, Miles Edgeworth goes on a murderous rampage for claiming to have missed his 'Alone Time' several times over. We go live to Ms Byrde, reporting on site.

Maggy : Thank you, Ms Skye. We're here on Sixth Street where Miles Edgeworth had been released from the Detention Center earlier this morning. He had been held for three days on murder charges, but was quickly proven innocent later on. However, Edgeworth had said something about missing his 'Alone Time' and ran off to get that done. Whatever that is, the scene was brutal when he made his escape. He punched two police officers in the stomach, and ripped out the jugular of a third. Now he is truly guilty of murder, but he did manage to return to his home, where it is expected that his 'Alone Time' got done. The murder trial will be held tomorrow.

Lana : I believe that's called 'irony', Ms Byrde.

Maggy : Sadly, that's the fucking definition of 'irony', Ms Skye. Back to you.

Lana : And Now we go back to Mr Wright's Wax Philosophical Power Hour. He is one sorry excuse of a philosophist.

Phoenix : I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that... Anyways, is it true that animals now have too much of a right? We have Missile to dicuss with us about this.

Missle : I hope this turns out to become a bloody good show...

Phoenix : ...So why not tell us about how human and animal rights aren't balanced enough?

Missle : ...

Nick : ...

Missle : WOOF! WOOF!

Ack : Godot! Give the voice-box back!

Godot : Never! *brings out cape and disappears*

Nick : ...Back to you, Ms Skye.

Marshall : I'm not a woman, Mr Wright... That's hot.

Lana : Mr Marshall, you're the anchorman so you need to be professional.

Marshall : What's your point?

Lana : So can you go one day without saying "That's hot"?

Marshall : Nooooo.

Lana : *puts head in hands* Just cut to the damn commercial.

During the commercials - One man paitently waits...
Dr. Grey : The weather girl better be right this time or there will be hell to pay!

Image : HELL!

Setting - The Studio (On Stage) After Commercial Break
Marshall : Wer're back and now to Minuki with the weather report.

Minuki : There's a 100% chance of falling vans!

Dr. Grey : *checks the window* They're goddamn falling trucks! Prepare for your demise, liars!

Image : Muah-ha-ha-ha-haaa!

Lana : Are we finished with the crazy doctor stunt? That shit freaks me out.

Dr. Grey : MWAHH AH AHA AH.

Godot : Shut the fuck up, ho.

Dr. Grey : Awwww.

Lana : Mr Godot! Why are you here?

Godot : I'm the one saying the latest coffee related news, bitch!

Lana : Okay... And now to Ms Byrde with the story about Angel Starr recently adding Judge Udgey to her 'Still the other boyfriend'.

Maggy : Judge Udgey, what are your thoughts about this?

Judge : *Munch* *Glomp* *Mumbling* isten se's hawt c s0 l1k3

Maggy : Unfortunately he's too busy eating a box lunch Angel Starr gave him. Back to you.

Afterwards...
Marshall : In local news, Acro stopped crying. This is due to his tear ducts stopped functioning properly.

Maggy : Thanks, Mr Marshall. Hello Acro. How are you now that you're no longer crying?

Acro : I like being emo so I'm gonna keep crying.

Maggy : *rolls eyes* Interesting. *yawns and pushes wheelchair by accident*

Acro : NYAAAARGH! *falls down stone steps*

Maggy : *slaps head* Crap, that's a lawsuit... And I just broke my glasses. Oh no! There goes my hat...Back to you, Lana!

Lana : We'll be holding auditions for weather girl because our last one was killed by Turner Grey, more news on that tonight.

Afterwards... Again...
Lana : Back to Ms Bryde. She has said to have breaking news at Angel Star's flat. Back to you, Ms Bryde.

Maggy : *cameraman shows Gregory alive but drunk and naked* I've gotten my myself some new pair of glasses but as you can see-

Angel Starr : Stop! You know too much!

Maggy : But-

Angel Starr : Enough! *blocks the camera*

Lana : ...We've seem to lost her, there... oh well! And now to the new weather girl auditions.

Damon : ........

Lana : You're not even female.

Damon : I know...

Lana : ...Back to you, Mr-

Larry : *blocking the camera* Olly, olly, olly!

Lana : Who is this guy!? ...Excuse me, sir! Can you please step aside-

Larry : *starts to strip* Olly, olly, olly!

Lana : ...Back to anyone! *takes some aspirin*

To be continued...

Spoiler: Part Two: Who Writes This Shit?
(Author's note: I'm just too sleepy right now so before I hit the hay, I might as well show the part early instead of tomorrow. Thanks again, Chinese Infantry.)

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Part Two: Who Writes This Shit?
Writers: DarzieP, mike2115, RevFirst, Shadowpower709.


Setting - The Studio (On Stage)
Maggy : There is a recent report on the latest aspirin recall. This is due to certain company-made aspirin actually increase headaches rather than reducing them. Good thing that I usually take advil instead.

Franziska : Advil. Brought to you by my whip *crack*

Marshall : It's now the Culture Show with Mr- We have a Culture Show!?

Lana : Not really, I guess we might as well kick this guy out sooner or later...

Marshall : ...That's hot!

Lana : *slaps forehead*

Garyuu : Walcome to my Culture Show...

Lana : ...

Garyuu : Punch the keys for God's sake!...

Marshall : ...

Garyuu : Yes Yes! Your the man now dog! *shows credit*

Lana : Security! *takes more aspirin* Ouch! It's like they don't even work! And now for a commercial break. We'll be back.

The commerical with... Mr Wright!?
Kyouya : Everybody get naked! *shot*

Maya Fey : Oh crap! I did it again.

Phoenix : I can be your attorney since I've played.....Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney*!

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney*
*NOT APPLICABLE AS AN ATTORNEY QUALIFICATION.

Odoroki's house
Odoroki : Wait wait wait, what?! I've been studying Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney for my degree! Those bastards told me it includes college credit!

Setting - The Studio (On Stage) After Commercial Break
Lana : Hi and we're back! In local news, Redd White has recently became blind. It is said to be caused by too much... Bling-bling?... Over to you Ms Byrde.

Maggy : I am now with Redd White about-

Bling Bling : Getting blind from my bling!? How preposterous!...

Redd's White : Ahhh!

Maggy : Back to-

Image : Why God? Why!?

Maggy : Back to you, goddamn it!

Marshall : And now for the Texas Power Hour.....

Marshall : ...

Marshall : Shit, I dunno what to say. Back to you Ms Skye- What the?

Judge : In other news, someone is having way too much fun with these situations! This judge finds them guilty.

Maggy : How'd you get into the studio?! *chases him off*

Lana : Ms Byrde, he was here for the interview of being Angel Starr's 'Still the other boyfriend'. Remember? Oh whatever... And now for the daily local video feed. The follow has been submitted by Mr Marshall.

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Lana : ...

Marshall : What?

Godot : That's hot.

Edgeworth : Stop right there!... Why aren't I'm included!?

Lana : ...........................

Wacky Edgy : Stop staring at me like that! I'll leave.

Marshall : That's how we look at girls in Texas.

Phoenix : Ahem. Now I have a guest, Penny Nichols who is eager to show us something.

Image : Can I show you my Pokemon now Mr Wright???

Nick : Who's idea was this shit?

Lana : Not sure... And now we go over to Mr Gumshoe for the latest movie reviews. Over to you Mr Gumshoe.

Image : Shrek the Third made me horny!

Lana : ...I'm not getting paid enough for this.

To be continued...

Setting - The Studio (On Stage)
Lana : And now over to Mr Wright with his quote of the day.

Phoenix : "The world is quiet here." - Lemony Snicket, A Series Of Unfortunate Events.

Lana : And now over to-

OBJECT! : Did you hear me!? The world is quiet here!

Lana : Yes I heard-

OBJECT! : I said the world is fucking quiet here!

Lana : I heard you already!!

Nick : Sheesh, no need to yell. A simple "I heard you" would-

Lana : Get out!

Ack : EEK! *runs*

Lana : And now for the commercials.

Backstage During Commercial Break
Marshall : Before I get home, I think I'll go get drunk and beat up some hookers, how about you, Ms Skye?

Image : Well I feel like stealing money from charity. I don't need it but I love the adrenaline.

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Ini Mimi : Being like the new cameragirl and all, I'm like so sorry. I... like... forgot to turn the camera off; you're still... like... on air.

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Sal : LOL. 7h47 5uX0r5 4 u!

Godot : Get this fat bitch out of here.

Image : N0! 1 w4nn4 533 b00bs!!!

Nick : What an a55h0l3.

Larry : Wait, I'm supposed to be the annoying guy.

Sal : LEIK WH0 C0uld tIS n00b B?

Butz : THIS IS SPARTA!

Image : Why in God's name are they wrestling... Naked!?

Image : ...I'm betting for Da Butz!

Gant's House
Gant : Jolly! Porn on the news channel!

Kurain Manor
Pearly : What's the dangly thingy between Mr Butz's legs.

Maya Shock : Pearly, turn it off!

Back at Channel Six Studio - After Commercial Break
Lana : Hello and we're-

Ack : The yaoi fics empire will expand to include Sal / Larry

Minuki : Let's just get to the weather already!

Lana : Wait... Wait a minute... weren't you killed by Turner Grey?

Minuki : ...Magic.

Lana : But-

Image : Magic!

Ini Mimi : We're on in 5, 4, 3...

Image : ...Hello and Welcome to Channel 6: Turnabout News. In today's news, Damon Gant has started a gang-rape band in prison along with Manfred von Karma and Redd White.

Nick : But-

Lana : They've recently been arrested for child pornography. And Mr Marshall is at the prison.

Marshall : Thanks Ms Skye. Damon Gant, what prey do you and your cellmates usually go for?

Gant : Children!

Redd White : Pedo...

Von Karma : I love incest. (Oh noes!)

Marshall : Interesting...

Gant : Now take off your clothes, cowboy. We're gonna have a Brokeback Mountain party!!

Image : Back to you Ms Skye- Ahhhh! Get the fuck awa-

Lana : Wow. I do feel sorry for Mr Marshall. How abo-

Edgeworth : I hope that things get better for him.

Image : Why the fuck are you here!?

Edgeworth : ...

Edgy : Can I be the new anchorman?

Lana : ...

Edgy : Come on... At least until Mr Marshall's finished being raped and-

Lana : ........

Edgeworth : You win this round. *leaves*

Godot : What a faliure. *sips coffee* What the fuck!? Tea!? Dammit Mr Edgeworth!

Edgy : Justice is served! *runs away*

Yuusaku : Hello everbody! *audience applause*

Phoenix : Chinese Infantry?

Yuusaku : Yeah. I'd like to audition for the news. I could do a segment on the latest products on the market.

Lana : Show us what you've got?

Yuusaku : In shopping news, Microsoft released the Xbox360 Elite, which is just a black 360 with an HD-DVD player and more room. Still, it is better than buying a PS3. Back to you!

Morgan : Absolutely no!. We shall not have any of the product news!

Nick : *whispers to Ms Skye* Who the fuck is she?

Lana : How the fuck should I know?

Yuusaku : I want the opinion of someone who doesn't have a live badger shoved up their ass...

Morgan : Good sir! I'm going to fuck you up! *brings out grenades*

Yuusaku : Bring it, bitch! *pulls an AK*

Marshall : *sees Croik walking in*

Image : *locks her out*

Image : I'll settle this flame war myself-

Phoenix : No, I will! You two should kiss and make up, right now!

Yuusaku Morgan : NO!

Phoenix : Oh really? Well lets just say that arguing about something minor like this thing is like winning the Special Olympics; if you win, you're still retarded.

Phoenix : ...

Lana : I steal money from charity but that was just cold...

Yuusaku Morgan : He's right, we're sorry. *love tackles*

Image : ...

After The "Love Tackle"
Yuusaku : Chinese Infantry Live Volume 1. Watch how I talk about the latest gadgets and fight off Morgan Fey. Since it involves my funnies, it will be X-Rated and you will shell out 6 easy payments of $19.99 for it! I'll be off now to burn down Darzie P's house.

Lana : ...O.K. Hope to see you again. And now over to Mr Gumshoe's movie review...

Image : Blades of Glory is GAY!

Lana : ...And now to Mr Wright with his philosophical musings!

Hobohodo : I'm staying silent about that.

Marshall : And now the weather with Minuki.

Minuki : Tonight, the weather in Scotland will be generally cloudy, with a spot of rain. Some clouds are drifting north from England over Edinburgh and Aberdeen. Dundee is rather cloudy, windy and cold at only 3 degrees calcius. Drifting closer to the border, we can see a lot of heavy rain and-

Lana : Hold on, Minuki. We're in Los Angeles, California.

Minuki : California? Where's that?

Lana : Look at the map.

Minuki : Huh...? I don't see it...

Minuki : Is that anywhere in Scotland?

Lana : Try again, Minuki.

Minuki : Um... um... can you come back to me?

Lana : *sigh*... okay, Minuki. Back to you, Ms Byrde.

Maggy : In related news, Matt Engarde has died today from gravy saturation. It has now come to light that Engarde's death was self-inflicted. Before he saturated himself, he is purported to have said, "I'll see you fuckers in hell!" and then laughed. Back to-

Hobohodo : POW!

Marshall : What are you-

Hobohodo : Shhhh! The walls have ears!

Marshall : Huh?-

Hobohodo : ...Watch out for the mayonnaise...

Marshall : ....

Hobohodo : ...OR IT WILL BE EASTER ON YO' FACE!

Lana : ...Yeah, we're now used to expecting the unexpected here...

To be continued...


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Channel 6 News is just great, Guys! I can't wait for the next part.

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RevFirst: If only the actual news was like that, I would watch it!
I yell "OBJECTION!" in the court sometimes!
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LySs Presents:

Phoenix & Company's Day at the Beach


Phoenix Ahh...the beach! We've finally made it! It's so nice out today too!
Maya Fey Alright Nick! Me and Pearly are gonna go change into our swimsuits.
Pearl Be back in a bit, Mr. Nick!
Phoenix Okay, I'll get get some sodas in the meantime.
*Maya and Pearl leave*
Phoenix Ahh yes...the sun is shining, the waves are crashing...
Edgy VACATION'S WHERE I WANNA BE! PARTY ON THE BEACH WHERE THE FUN IS FREE!!
Ack --And Edgeworth singing??! IN A HULA HOOP??
Edgy WE DON'T NEED A HOLIDAY IT'S TIME TO CELE--
Wacky Edgy ACK! WRIGHT WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?
Nick I'm on vacation. What does it look like?
Edgeworth YOU SAW NOTHING! NOTHING!! UNDERSTAND!?
Nick Edgeworth I really couldn't care less if saw you singing while hula-hoopi-
Edgeworth I SAID DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!!
Nick Yes I understand.
Edgeworth Good.
Nick Now if you don't mind I'm going to get some sodas...
Edgeworth Wright. This is between you and me. Got it?
Nick Um sure...
Edgeworth You will not tell anyone, and I mean ANYONE that I secretly enjoy singing and hula-hooping. If you do I swear I will crack your head open, spill the blood out of your brain and use it as syrup for my pancakes.
Nick Okay, I get your point (damn I gotta find a way to lose him)
Phoenix --HEY! CHECK OUT THAT REALLY HOT CHICK OVER THERE!!
Edgeworth Wright, that is one of the oldest tricks in the book. If you think I'm going to fall for that just so you can run away and tell the world about my secret I-
Phoenix But I'm dead serious!! She's calling your name right now!
Edgeworth You really are a d-
???: YOOHOO HEY THERE MR. SEXY STRONG EDGEY-KINS! TURN AROUND AND I'LL GIVE YOU SOME SUGAR!
Wacky Edgy *GASP!* Wright! Tell me! Is she sexy??
Phoenix Oh man Edgeworth you should really look at her. She's stacked! And that bikini she's wearing *PHEW* Oh man...If you won't go with her then I'll-
Edgeworth NO WAY! This one's mine!! There's already enough hentai-doujin out there with you. It's about time I got my turn!
Edgy *turns around* COME AND GET ME SWEETIE!!
Phoenix *runs away* (Hehe..sucker)
???: Oooh! I thought you'd never ask!
Edgeworth Eh?
Wendy Oldbag *wearing a bikini* Y HALO THAR EDGEY-POO.
Wacky Edgy
Wendy Oldbag What's the matter?
Wacky Edgy (M-MINE EYES! THEY BURN!! YOU'RE A DEAD MAN WRIGHT! A DEAD MAN!!)

Phoenix *phew* (I thought he'd never go away. Things can't get any worse than Edgeworth being around--)
Gant WRIGHTO M'BOY!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??
Ack (apparently it can...)
Gant AH WHAT PERFECT TIMING! I TOLD YOU ONE DAY WE'D ALL GO SWIMMING!!
Ack ERMACTUALLYIJUSTFINISHEDSWIMMINGANDNOWI'MALLPRUNEYSOIWASJUSTABOUTTOGOTHANKSANYWAYKBYE
Gant Hahaha! Not so fast Wrighto! You don't have a drop of water on you! Come! Let's get to the water shall we??
Ack (oh jeeze--)
Butz WATCH OUT DUDES!! TIDAL WAVE!!
Ack YARRRGHHH!!!
*tidal wave crashes on Pheonix and Gant*
Gant HOHOHOH! MY THAT WAS FUN! LET'S ALL GO TO THE BEACH AGAIN SOMEDAY WRIGHTO! OHOHOHOHHOOoooo....*is dragged far away out into the ocean*
Nick *is thrown onto the beach* (There...there is a God...)
Larry DUDE! NICK! ARE YOU ALRIGHT??
Phoenix Hmm? Yeah I'm fine. But jeeze...I came out here for a vacation and all I've been having was mayhem!
Larry Aw cheer up Nick! I'm sure things will get better.
Nick *sugh* Maybe...
Maya Fey HEY YOU GUYS! COME ON IN THE WATER'S FINE!
Ack Butz
Maya Fey Eh? What's wrong you guys? Is there something in my hair?
Butz *nosebleed*
Ack M-M-MAYA. That bikini...isn't that kind of...
Maya Shock Eh?? You mean you don't like it??
Ack It's not that I don't like it! It's just---*blush*
Maya Shock I don't get it! What's wrong with it? Pearl's the one that picked it out.
Ack Well next time, maybe you should tell Pearl, NOT TO PICK OUT SOMETHING SO SKIMPY!
Maya Fey Eh? *looks down*
Maya Shock EYAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs off*
Ack No Maya! Come back!!
Larry NICK!! YOU JERK! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOUR FRIEND WAS SO HOT???
Ack MAYA COME BACK! IT'S OKAY! THERE'S NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED ABOUT! I THINK YOU LOOK REALLY SEXY!
Maya Fey *blush* R-Really?
Phoenix Really.
Maya Fey Aw thanks Nick! *glomphuggle*

>And so Maya and Phoenix have a tender moment as the sun sets<

>Meanwhile...<

Larry Dude...this is so not fair...
Butz Besides getting the hot girl in the end, WHY CAN'T I BE IN MORE HENTAI-DOUJINSHI??
~~~
Edgeworth *squirting lemon juice into his eyes* This will burn that image out of my mind...*sigh*Wright is definitely going to pay. At least nothing can get worse than that--
Grossburg *wearing a speedo* Why is that lemons I smell?? Ahh! Just like the days of my youth...
Wacky Edgy .....
*begins to dig a spork into his eye sockets*
~~~
Gant *somewhere in the middle of the Pacific Ocean*
AHH YES SWIMMING IS SO MUCH FUN!! ISN'T THAT RIGHT MR. SHARK??

>And They all lived happily ever after...I guess<

Pearl MUAHAHAHA! MY PLAN! IT WORKED PERFECTLY! I KNEW GETTING THAT SWIMSUIT WOU-- *ahem*
I mean, I'm so happy for Mystic Maya and Mr. Nick. They're a match made in Heaven.

>Uh....sure Pearly...sure.<

THE END



I'm sorry for my pathetic attempt at trying to be funny. *emos* I'll try and write something funnier later on. I promise. XD DAMN WRITER'S BLOCK.
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Short one: Pearl and Pearl.

Pearl Mystic Maya, Look! I got Pokemon Pearl!

Maya Fey Ooh, Let me see! *Reaches out for DS, but, suddenly, Pearls eyes glow red and she bites Maya's hand* EEP! PAIN!

Pearl MINE! *Eyes continue glowing red as she climbs up the wall, head spinning at 360 degrees, carrying Pearl in her mouth. Pheonix walks in*

Phoenix ...She got pearl, didn't she?

Maya Fey Yep...I think she broke the skin...*Stares at bleeding hand*
If I could walk the Moonlit Night
Free of all human stress and fright...
If I could Howl my own Wolf Song
If I could right my Every Wrong...
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LySs wrote:
I'm sorry for my pathetic attempt at trying to be funny. *emos* I'll try and write something funnier later on. I promise. XD DAMN WRITER'S BLOCK.



But that was funny =D evil Pearl and Edgey moments was the best XD
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GS2-4 SPOILERS AHEAD

Phoenix - My client... Matt Engarde is...
*silence*
Franziska - Objection
Phoenix - FRANZISKA VON KARMA!
Enguard - ...
Judge - ...
Edgeworth - I hope for your sake that she didn't hear that last sentence, Wright.

-IN OTHER NEWS-

Location: Chinese Infantry's (gic) bedroom
Date: Nobody cares
Time: Likewise


Yuusaku - *fast asleep, dreaming about God-Knows-What*
??? - Psst, wake up.
Yuusaku - Huh? Whowhatwhere?
??? - I'm over here?
Yuusaku - OK, who's possessing this guy?
??? - ...Am I the forum version of Will Powers: The guy that always goes un-noticed?
Grossburg - I am TDA and I am rather displeased about something.
Yuusaku - What?
Grossburg - WHERE THE EVERLOVING CRAP WAS MY INVITE TO THE BIG WEDDING
Yuusaku - Ouch, tone down the voice!
Grossburg - What? It's not as if I destroyed something.
Yuusaku - So that 6-foot hole in the wall is a figment of my imagination.
Grossburg - Yes. Yes it is.
Yuusaku - Anyway, the reason you weren't invited is...
....
Grossburg - Well?
Yuusaku - I'm not saying in this post. You need something to make people notice you
Grossburg <_<

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Dr. Derek Stiles And now, for the season finale of THE REAL WORLD: GS EDITION.
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Phoenix Wait, it's already the season finale? But we've only done one challenge.
Dr. Derek Stiles Yeah, well I was kinda running out of plot points, and trying to multi-task funnies and a fanfic is kinda hard.
Phoenix Well, whatever. As I was saying, I really do like Maya. It's just, I want her to boy so annoyed that she'll do something extreme.
Dr. Derek Stiles You know, you really shouldn't be that big of a dweesh.
Phoenix I don't see why you're complaining. She's trying to get to you too.
Dr. Derek Stiles I've never noticed that. She doesn't like me in that way.
Phoenix Really, so you don't remember...
----earlier----
Dr. Derek Stiles *Is sitting at a table, eating a sammich. Yes. Sammich.*
Maya Fey *Runs in* Elias, have hot, dirty sex with me.
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Dr. Derek Stiles Oh, come on! There are millions of reasons she could have said that.
Phoenix OK, name one.
Dr. Derek Stiles I will as soon as Maya stops making out with my neck and puts her clothes back on.
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Dr. Derek Stiles OK, now for your last challenge. You will have a kareoke contest.
Minuki Kareoke?
Dr. Derek Stiles Yes. Kareoke. All of you will pick your own songs to sing. All of you meaning everyone but Edgeworth.
Edgeworth WHAT!? Why don't I get to choose my song.
Dr. Derek Stiles I'm not in the mood to listen to emo music. I'm not a My Chemical Romance fan. You will, ironically, be singing, "I Must Be Emo."
Edgeworth *sigh*
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Minuki *Is in the background singing, "Do you Believe in Magic"
Dr. Derek Stiles You wanted to talk to me hedge trimmer boy?
Odoroki It's Ordoroki.
Dr. Derek Stiles Whatever. Just, what did you want to talk to me about?
Odoroki I just wanted to anounce that I have a song that will sweep Minuki off her feet. No matter what, this song will get her to swoon over me.
Dr. Derek Stiles Huh...What song is it?
Odoroki Just watch.
Minuki *Gets off stage*
Odoroki *Quickly gets on stage* This song I want to dedicate to my girl, Minuki.
Minuki *Looks embarressed, happy, and pissed all at the same time*
Odoroki *Voice turns to whatever you girls call a sexy voice* You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips. There's no tendernes, like before in your fingertips. You're trying hard not to show it, but baby! Believe me I know it! You've lost that lovin' feelin'. Woah that lovin' feelin'. You've lost that lovin' feelin' now it's gone, gone, gone, whoaoaoh.
Minuki *As the song continues on, the two beging to slowly get closer until their lips lock in a kiss.* Oh, Odoroki, I have no idea why I broke up with you.
Odoroki Well, at least we got back together again.
Dr. Derek Stiles Wow, that was romantic, touching, and to one of my favorite oldies. Works for me.
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Edgeworth Dear diary, mood: apathetic. My life is in a downward spiral. Sometimes it seems like you're the only one who understands me diary. Strange. This sounds just like my diary.
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Dr. Derek Stiles Go for it!
Nick No.
Dr. Derek Stiles Go for it!
Nick No.
Dr. Derek Stiles Either you go up there and sweep Maya off her feet or I will be forced to steal her from you.
Nick Whatever. I'm not singing kareoke.
Dr. Derek Stiles Fine. Whatever floats your rubber ducky.
Nick What? It's boat.
Dr. Derek Stiles No. You're to big of a coward to have a boat. Anyways...*Climbs up on stage*
Dr. Derek Stiles Baby why you callin' me so late. It's kinda hard to talk right now. Baby why you cryin' everything ok? Gotta whisper 'cause I can't be too loud. My girl's in the next room. Sometimes I wish she was you. I guess we never really moved on. It's really good to hear your voice sayin' my name it sounds so sweet. Comin' from the lips of an angel sayin' those words it makes me weak. And I never wanna say good by, but girl you make it hard to be faithful. With the lips of an angel.
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Dr. Derek Stiles *Gets offstage after finishing song, and I would post the rest but I can't remember the next line.*
Maya Fey That was a great song Elias. Your a good singer.
Dr. Derek Stiles Thanks. What are you supposed to be: A groupie?
Maya Fey *Starts getting closer* I could be, if you want. *Insert makeout*
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Godot Man, I loved singing kareoke. I wish we could keep this going forever.
Nick *sighs as he stands up* Fine. I'll keep this going on forever.
Godot How?
Phoenix *Gets up on stage* This is the song that never ends. It just goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was. And now we'll just keep singing it forever just because
Godot *Joining Nick in a duet* This is the song that never ends. It just goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was. And now we'll just keep singing it forever just because
Edgy *Joins them*
Slowly everyone ends up joining them until.
Dr. Derek Stiles Well, goodbye from The Real World: GS edition, where it seems everybody had a happy ending. Tune in next season when we force everyone to live on an island in: Survivor: GS edition.
Ack Maya Shock Edgeworth Whip Minuki Odoroki Pearly Mia Fey Butz WHAT!
Minuki This is all your fault Odoroki! *Slap* I wish I had stayed with Garyuu.
Franziska Well, Mr. Wright, it seems we'll be on an island for a long time.
Mia Fey Me and her will be wearing our sexiest swimsuits.
Phoenix Nice!
Maya Shock No! Nick! How could you do this Elias?! *Runs off crying*
The end
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Dr. Derek Stiles *Is sitting at a table, eating a sammich. Yes. Sammich.*
Maya Fey *Runs in* Elias, have hot, dirty sex with me.


LMAO X3 One question: Where'd you get the whole sammich thing? I've heard it before somewhere X3 to explain a little further: It was an interview with My Chemical Romance and I believe there was some discussion about a prank that Gerard (lead singer) did involving Mikey's (bassist and Gerard's Brother) "sammich". I thought that was odd, because Dr. Derek Stiles looks a lot like Mikey back in his glasses days =3
Redd White (age 17) Hey Grossberg, I bet you couldn't stuff 11 lemons up your nose!
Grossburg (age 19) You're on!

And that's why :D
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ChazFox wrote:
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Dr. Derek Stiles *Is sitting at a table, eating a sammich. Yes. Sammich.*
Maya Fey *Runs in* Elias, have hot, dirty sex with me.


LMAO X3 One question: Where'd you get the whole sammich thing? I've heard it before somewhere X3 to explain a little further: It was an interview with My Chemical Romance and I believe there was some discussion about a prank that Gerard (lead singer) did involving Mikey's (bassist and Gerard's Brother) "sammich". I thought that was odd, because Dr. Derek Stiles looks a lot like Mikey back in his glasses days =3

Actually, I got "sammich" from Invader Zim. I already stated that I don't like MCR.
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Dr. Derek Stiles I'm not a My Chemical Romance fan.

Anyways, I have a new idea for a parody. Here is the trailer.
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Damon *Is sitting in his office* Nice to see you, Wrighto.
Phoenix Mr. Gant, I've finally tracked you down.
Damon So, I hear you almost a double OB agent. Two kills is it? *Camera slowly moves to show him reaching for a gun*
Phoenix Make that one. I interrogated a young man, the person who was about to sell confidential information. *Cuts to a scene which shows Nick and Frank Sawit Struggling. In the end Wright gets his info and drowns Frank in the sink*
Damon Well, Mr. Wright, I'm afraid you'll neer get that last kill in. *Pulls out the gun*
Phoenix *Before Gant can fire, draws a magnum and fires, sending Gant flying out the window*
Phoenix Wright as Agent OBOBJECTION in: Casino Kurain.
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This a continuation of something adhdgeniusmitsu said on page 12.
Dr? Hotti Hey everybody!
Pearl Larry Phoenix Gant Hi Dr. Hotti!
Dr? Hotti ...This isn't the right room...+Trots off+
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+Enters Another room+
Dr? Hotti Hey everybody!
Ayame Lana Maya Fey Adrian April May Franziska Chinami Ini Mimi Ema Mia Fey Mareka Regina Angle Hey Dr. Hotti!
Dr? Hotti Ah, here we are. Now, who wants to get it started with Dr. Hotti?!
+Adrian and Franziska look at each other and walk off to the bathroom, Maya and Ema laugh and walk off giggling, Ayame and
Chinami run screaming, Mareka rides off with her motercycle, Ini hides in a box, Mia kills herself, Aprils boobs explode and she, too runs off screaming, Lana calmly walks away, and Angel jumps out of a window. All thats left is Regina, and she feeds Dr. Hotti to Regent.+
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