Gender: Male
Rank: Desk Jockey
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: Hey look guys, I'm a disco ball!(Similar to Kamen DeLite's)
I'm hungry. 
Ok then, want to go to the usual burger joint? Nah, I don't feel like a burger.
: Oh it doesn't matter that my father's dead, I've got the Steel Samurai to ease my pain!
: So Trite, want to be BFFs?
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
Gender: Male
Rank: Ace Attorney
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"Pick Up" is not in my vocabulary. Say HELP if you're stuck.
Bug off, I'm doing something more important then science! What? Drawing the Steel Samurai, silly! That really is more important!
Let me say something about Oldbag... argh, I really can't put it in the right words...
She's a heartless nagging old bitch who deserves to be thrown to wolves? Exactly! Couldn't have said it better myself!
Get me to a hospital. I'm crying and I'm electrocuting myself!
Oh my! I'll call them right away!
I got a huge raise, and I'm engaged to Maggey!
I just won the lottery, and found my lost dog! So I see life is as pleasant as normal for you two!
Lovely Rita
The Law is just a Game...
Gender: Male
Location: Manhattan, New York
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Sun Dec 30, 2007 2:20 am
Posts: 6053
Hello, I'm Orson Welles. What follows is a terrifying journey into the world of magic, mystery,
Mr. Welles, this a video will. What? Look, I don't need to do this, I've got a fishstick commercial in an hour. Oh what the hell, I need the money. What follows is a terrifying journey into the world of probate, beneficiaries and Goblins! Mr. Welles! Fine, fine no Goblins. I give you... THE LIVING WILL. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sig by RhiaMy Trial Record, 14-0. I support Klavi & Krissi.
Where there is a law, I'll enforce it!
Where there is a crime, I'll prosecute it!
Where there is a victim, I'll fight for them!
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
Gender: Male
Rank: Ace Attorney
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I am a chipper optimistic person filling with gayity! Er... I mean happiness!
I wish the best for everyone, because I love everyone!
Fuck y'all, I'm from Texas! I don't deserve the Von Karma name because I lost my perfect lose record! To whom? You. Huh? But I won every time! Well, you did seem to a have reddish skin and you had a mafia-style accent...
I am a big embodiment of hatred towards gays and cross-dressers.
Yoo-hoo! Director Hotti! I just feel so lonely!
Bug off!
THE VIRUS IS OVER NINE THOUSAND DOLLARS!
Gant! I don't want to be found guilty! Damn it.
Yeah, I've been to that restaurant. It's where I masturbate. I love seeing girls in waitress uniforms!
Lovely Rita
...what the heck, I don't even--!
Gender: None specified
Location: ???
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:24 am
Posts: 62
Darn $1 Wig! Always comes off!
"suurfin' USAAAAAAA!"
Story writer and music lover.
Gender: Male
Location: Maryland
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Sat Oct 06, 2007 4:02 am
Posts: 2353
I'm donating all my money to the starving children in the world.
I have a homing monocle.
I've seriously seen way too much.
Ready to RAWK!?
Gender: Male
Location: Ontario, Canada.
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Oct 10, 2007 10:56 pm
Posts: 9051
MARCO! POLO! FISH OUT OF WATER! .... damn...........
............................... RAEP TIME!
AHHHH!!!!
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The Law is just a Game...
Gender: Male
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The word "Raep: isn't in any law books.
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Where there is a law, I'll enforce it!
Where there is a crime, I'll prosecute it!
Where there is a victim, I'll fight for them!
Oh, Mr. Moffat, you card you.
Gender: Male
Location: Here, not there
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Sat Oct 06, 2007 1:31 am
Posts: 631
: "Ma--" : "No."
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: "Extortion is simply awful!"-----------------------------------
: "How do you... like... your coffee..." : "Perfect! What's in it?" : "...Slim-fast..."
: "He...he...he..."
Monkey Magic!
Gender: Male
Rank: Desk Jockey
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Yummy, Yummy Yummy... I got love in my tummy...
And I feel like loving you.... Love is such a sweet thing... such a good enough to eat thing... and that's just a what I'm gonna do..... Ooh love to hold ya, ooh love to kiss ya, ooh love I love it so. Ooh love you're sweeter, sweeter than sugar. Ooh love I wont let you go.
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
Gender: Male
Rank: Ace Attorney
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I got love in my tummy... And I feel like loving you.... Love is such a sweet thing... such a good enough to eat thing... and that's just a what I'm gonna do..... Ooh love to hold ya, ooh love to kiss ya, ooh love I love it so. Ooh love you're sweeter, sweeter than sugar. Ooh love I wont let you go.YOU ARE GONNA GIVE ME NIGHTMARES!
Why is there semen in my testing tube? The doctor asked for a urine sample, so I grabbed the first testing tube I saw. I tried real hard, but that's all that would come out! UGH! THAT'S GROSS! Does that turn you on? EW!
Lovely Rita
Oh, Mr. Moffat, you card you.
Gender: Male
Location: Here, not there
Rank: Prosecutor
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Posts: 631
Why is there semen in my testing tube? The doctor asked for a urine sample, so I grabbed the first testing tube I saw. I tried real hard, but that's all that would come out! UGH! THAT'S GROSS! Does that turn you on? EW!Now I'm gonna have nightmares...
: "Hooray! It's POLKA TIEM!!!"----------------------------------------
: "yaa tsi tsup ari dik ari dull an dik ari dill an dits tan dool la dippyduppy dull la roop uttyroopy la goorigan gook aya gittygangool arup cha cha adippydappydill la baritztandill lan den lan doe a barik kata barip pari baribadeebadeebadee standen lan doe ya baril las ten lan day a doe la babadeadevadevadevaduv ya vou what is that little las day lan doe badakadagadaga doo doo day a doe"
: "Leekspin OMG!"----------------------------------------
: "Sex is NOT a necessity."-----------------------------------------
: "Sex is NOT a necessity."---------------------------------------
: "Sex is NOT a necessi-" : "Pearls, what are you saying! You're too young!"
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Gender: Male
Location: Ontario, Canada.
Rank: Ace Attorney
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I'm here, in Toronto, for one reason, and one reason only.......
I WANNA DANCE ON "ELECTRIC CIRCUS"!!!
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Story writer and music lover.
Gender: Male
Location: Maryland
Rank: Ace Attorney
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I can divide by zero, pal!
Actually, I have nothing to say. Bai guys!
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I WANNA HAVE A QUESTION MARK!!!
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Story writer and music lover.
Gender: Male
Location: Maryland
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WHO CHANGED THE BATTERIES?!
Take that, and all of that!
Gender: Male
Rank: Desk Jockey
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: OVERLOAD, OVERLOAD. DATA PROCESSORS OVERWHELMED. REBOOT.
Like, BOOO! I'm like, a like GHOST!
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Glitch, dude! President!......... you hate yourselves for liking that, I know it.
And now...... just because I can.....
Twist iiiit! Shake it, Shake it, Shake it, Shake it babyyyy!!!
Hey we gonna loop de li...
Bend over let me see ya shake your tailfeather
Come on let me see ya shake your tailfeather
Hey we gonna loop de loop...
Come on let me see ya shake your tailfeather!
And do the bird..............
Aaaaaahhhh, and do the monkey!!........
Hey hey, watusiiiii.........
And, ah, what about the frug?........
Do the mashed potatooo.....
What about the boogaloo?........
Ooohhhh, the bony marony....
Come on let's do the twist........
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Monkey Magic!
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Wooooooooo, that was most amazing....
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Going fangirl over Larry Butz
Gender: None specified
Location: The awesomest place you can think of.
Rank: Medium-in-training
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Dahlia, I thought I dumped you years ago!
April, I actually HATE YOU! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Wow, that's so scary, I wet my pants!
I'm SO CONFIDENT! BRING IT ON!
Hey, ugly! Want to go on a date?
I'd love too!
What about me, Deigo? You're too beautiful! O_O Hey kitten! Yeah? Not you! Her!Yes, handsome? Want to go on a date? OK! O:<
WAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAP>:O!!!!!!!!!!! Top of the morning to ya, partner! Isn't it normaly the other way around?
THIS IS A REAL GOOD BBQ, MAN! I HEART THIS THING! LOL :D:kyouya-hair-pull: My hair feels so greasy!
Me and Lana are total BFFs! WOOHOO! I actually have a life! :O:hairflip: Yo, check out ma hair, u just heart ma hair!
I am going to leave the circus and become a surgeon! 
Thank you Vicki, for the AWESOME sig and avy!!
CR Family Tree: TEH EPICZ GO HERE!
Show your hatred to Disney people here!
Monkey Magic!
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Matt Enguard, for all your henious crimes aganist humanity, The court finds you....
Aw Man.. This court will hand down its sentence in a moment....... but first....the WHORES!.[Cues up some rocking guitar music...] 
All right!
The Law is just a Game...
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Oh what luck, there's a french fry stuck in my beard....... mmmmmmmmmmmm oh yeah.
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Where there is a law, I'll enforce it!
Where there is a crime, I'll prosecute it!
Where there is a victim, I'll fight for them!
Story writer and music lover.
Gender: Male
Location: Maryland
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Posts: 2353
I've got a secret. Want to know?
Uh, no thanks. But it's an awesome secret! Okay... I AM THE WALRUS!
You are mistaken, Damon Gant! I am the walrus! Sounds like someone wants to get RAPED again... Um... yes. You're the walrus, Gant. I shall take my leave.
Yay! Everyone's happy. Not me. You're never happy. I know.
The Law is just a Game...
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They try to make me go to rehab, but I said no no no.Please direct all jokes at Travis County A.D.A Ronald St. Clair.
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Where there is a law, I'll enforce it!
Where there is a crime, I'll prosecute it!
Where there is a victim, I'll fight for them!
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You know, I really should get a haircut.
Yeah, Same here. Lets get haircuts together! Yay!(Yeah, it sucks. You don't have to tell me. I'm tired and bored.
)
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Welcome to Wal-Mart. Get your s*** and Get out....... Have a Nice Day!
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The Law is just a Game...
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So what's disbarment like?
Well, since every problem in the world used to land flat on my desk, I tried to get away but I still couldn't get no rest. It's hard to listen to all those people bitch, but I'm doing the best I can. Nice rhyme.
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Where there is a law, I'll enforce it!
Where there is a crime, I'll prosecute it!
Where there is a victim, I'll fight for them!
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Look at me! I'm the bum of the future!Cookie to whoever can source this correctly.
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Oh, Mr. Moffat, you card you.
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Rank: Prosecutor
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I meant "no" as in, wrong source.
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...drinks 17 rootbeers per trial
Gender: Female
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Git'cher own damn food!
36/80 finished. Currently working on: Redd, Ini, Ben & Trilo, Lotta
: LoLZ n00b got pwn3d Doc says I'm underweight. Doc says my arteries are incredibly healthy.
Doc says my eyesight is fine. IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZA!!! BWAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!! I am firing my lazer. Bwar.
Your hair is huuuuge!
You know what else is huge? *Awww yeeeeaaahhh....* 
Flaming wand of DOOOOOOM I don't think that's court appropriate...
:....Screw you. GLADLY! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! 
Stuffy Chief seems happy!
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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Everywhere I go, they comment on my hair. Everyone thinks it's too short!
Hey, is the court ready? Lovely Rita
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Cookie to whoever can source this correctly.
Unless I'm wrong, that's from the Simpsons episode in which Homer stole some segways then gave them to the homeless.
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Where there is a crime, I'll prosecute it!
Where there is a victim, I'll fight for them!
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Oh! Sorry, pal! I saw it on the counter there and....Wrestle: *sighs* One moment...
*leaves room*
*hours later*
*returns*
Here it is.
*gives
to MnHttnA.D.A*
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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But I hate cookies...
Lovely Rita
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I can't see him NOT saying that, actually... I can see him saying that he'd prefer something more FILLING, though........
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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No! Don't declare Dahlia innocent! She's so guilty!
I skipped science class to go to court today! Your brutish electric guitars I care nothing of. I play the cello, a dignified instrument. More like a sissy gay instrument.
Stop making jokes!! What do you call a moron? Moe!! What do you call Wright? I dunno, what? A slow ass.
What do you call Franny? I dunno, what!? Imperfect!!
Wright, you went too far. She is perfect! PENALTY!
Lovely Rita
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