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261) 15 year old girls will wear old ladie's underwear in the future.
262) Atroquinine is a very lethal poison.
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263) (dunno if this was said but...) Flattery will get you everywhere
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264)You can lift crab lunches by simply banging your hand on a witness stand.
265)You can have a endless supply of monocoles.
266)You can get a glass of beer by simply revealing a scar under your hair.
267)Your salary can ALWAYS be lower.
268)You can scare the court by screaming ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
269)Magicians always have animals in their clothing.
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270. Losing in a game of poker causes some defense attorneys to have existential crises. (OMG ABRIDGED SERIES REFERENCE)
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271. Even if he/she isn't the defendant, a person can be the real criminal and still support the defense.
272. The only time an attorney's badge is of utmost importance is when it's taken from you.
273. You can have butterflies as pets without training them.
274. You can speed up, instantly stop or go back in time by clicking a button on a game console.
274. You can have three boyfriends, a lobster and plate set or sleep in court with a phlegm bubble from your nose and still be a decisive witness.
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276. Feeding the judge wins you points as a credible witness.
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277: Judges have to think about being a 4th boyfriend.
278: Bowling can compete with circuses
279: The Circus is a real fucked up place
280: Mobs can be generous.
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281: You can be kidnapped by a puppet in a courtroom, be careful!
282: You can consume less than 0.002mg of something
283: Coffee and whipping are allowed in court, but Snackoos are not
Spoiler: 3-5
284: A prosecutor can SECRETLY defend and nobody realises, not even with the trial's record. Nope. Nobody.

285: You can train birds to attack the defense, but ONLY when it makes a mistake.
286: If you are the chief of police, you can forge evidence, approve it and blame anyone for murder.
287: Perfect strategy for winning cases, by F. Von Karma:
Judge: "But this is not the defendant in the picture! It's a totally different person!"
Prosecutor: "No, Your Honor, it is the defendant channeling the killer"
Judge: "Oh, I see... Guilty!"
288:
Spoiler: 1-3
A slim woman can win a one-on-one fight against a bulky action star (with a spear!)

289: The defense can save the game and try again every time the defendant is declared guilty.
290: Prosecutors can deal penalties on the defense
291: Prosecutors cannot receive penalties unless they forge evidence
292:
Spoiler: 3-2
A 20 centimeter nose can fit in a metal mask

293: Dead people can be decisive witnesses
294: You can have a paint stain in your hair for 7 years

296: Proffesionals, somehow, always have a mentor.
297: People is always at least 5 years younger than they should be.

*pant* I think that's all I have learnt, apart from the other 280 things you guys posted!
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297.5) CR is serious business.
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298: If you hear a cat over the phone, you automaticly know which cat it is
299: Poison makes your hair turn white
300: This is SPARDA.

EDIT: I propose that when this reaches 500 or 1,000 that LyingColdly, or other people who made some of these, make a top 100 list of there favorite ones.
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I could do that, but first we've got to reach the 1000 :gant:
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301. NO one EVER needs to use the bathroom in the middle of an investigation or a trial.
302. Kids don't like parks filled with playground equipment resembling fruit... but old men do.
303. People will continually pay ridiculous prices for terrible food in order to perve on waitresses.
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304: Take EVER take medicine that has gone missing at lunchtime.
305: Don't lick stamps. Use glue.
306: Most forgies ae not done b the guy you meet but by his little kid,
307: Banging courtroom benches doesn't hurt your hands when it hurts on othr tables.
308: If your gonna lose an argument then you have to have a breakdown, even if it means throwing your wig.
309: Attorneys can make their eyes turn into hearts.
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310. When something smells, it's usually the Butz.
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311: You can bairly know how to play piano and still be employed as a pianist
312: You can forge blood
313: Only REAL lions were glittery pink
314: Kids have to talk prosecuters into having a camera in court but them having swoards is fine
315: 2 hours can last less than 10 minuets (1-1).
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316. People can investigate a room without ever moving from the doorway.
317. There arn't any Lawyers who wear normal black suits.
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318: You can take pictures of ghosts
319: If you're 22 and don't like rock music you are older than 24
320: Some actors like teddy bears.
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321: Papers are conveniently placed under both party's benches to help with the dramatic paper-evidence pose.
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322. If you are a defense attorney, you will be stripped of your badge if you present falsified evidence, even if you had nothing to do with that evidence getting to you, and/or if you had no prior knowledge that said evidence was forged. There is also no way you can get out of it even if you are able to prove otherwise.

323. Rule number 322 does not apply to prosecutors.
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324. Magicians always have to have a top hat, cape and a pin shaped like a playing card suit ((EDIT: unless you're Max Galactica, where you only need loads of pink)).
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325. Be wary, children, for your favorite action heroes could look absolutely menacing without their costumes.
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324. Magicians always have to have a top hat, cape and a pin shaped like a playing card suit.

Unless you're Max Galatica. Then you just need to wear loads of pink. :godot:
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325.Real men are using a detective's badge.
326.You can be russian without being russian.
327.A dog isn't the best way to find a baloon.
328.You're never old to shoot with fake laser guns.
329.Desk slam leads to a close up.
330.the only item that the defense can use in court is a piece of paper with nothing written on it.
331.Rule 330 doesn't apply to prosecutors.
332.You can turn off the lights to see a flashing visor.
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332. Hair can be in cinnaminbun form. :yuusaku:
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333. Cute people glitter when they're happy.
334. Robots make good managers.
335. some people have no sense of formal dress when appearing in court.
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336: True movie buffs know what movie a wig is from
337: Spirit Mediums dressed in Purple look just like Princesses in pink in the eyes of a fat director
338: Assasins look just like buttlers.
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340. That prosecutors can aim mugs in the dark and have it hit someone on the other side of the room.
341. Assistants to a tv show can convince attorneys that they have info but they need cards.
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342. No matter how many times the characters in a case say it's possible, the fans will insist it isn't.
343. Even if the evidence points to a decisive conclusion, someone's going to find a tiny gap that destroys your entire scenario.
344. Even though a scar across your eye = awesome, you'd still rather wear a mask.
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345. There ain't nothing more catchy than video game music <insert STD joke here>
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((You know, all of the posts from ShoySlayer up to RoundedEdge have wrong numbering.))
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(Actually, it was wrong since this.)

348. You forget how to count if you play too much PW.
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...Did we just ruin the list? *headdesk*

Tacas, I think yours was supposed to be 347...
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343/348/349(o_o???): Earthquakes only occur when someone with seismophobia is in the general area you are in.
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Wow, it didn't take long for us all to lose track. =P
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RoundedEdge wrote:
...Did we just ruin the list? *headdesk*

Tacas, I think yours was supposed to be 347...


I don't think so. Usually, if I had followed the list, I would have been Number 346. But we repeated numbers twice (163&325), so I should skip two numbers, and it would be 348, since 346+2 is 348.
So Krazytimes' thing should be the 349th thing.
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350. When someone lends you fingerprinting (aluminium) powder, you are under no obligation to return it.
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351. A little girl can place a wood-doll which is larger than her under her cape and noone will notice.
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196. The last witness in court is most of the times the murderer.
197. You can say your pin number to everyone in the courtroom and not be worried about identity theft or something along those lines.
198. You can never recognize a person as long as they have different clothes on.
199. You can be your own lawyer when accused of murder.
200. A famous prosecutor can suddenly become a defense attorney and no one will be suspicious or question about it.

I think that's actually true if you don't have a lawyer and refuse to have one assigned to you, though it's not recomeded.

352. It's normal to name your plant and talk to it on a regular basis.
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ChocolateXCheese wrote:
yaoigirl15 wrote:
196. The last witness in court is most of the times the murderer.
197. You can say your pin number to everyone in the courtroom and not be worried about identity theft or something along those lines.
198. You can never recognize a person as long as they have different clothes on.
199. You can be your own lawyer when accused of murder.
200. A famous prosecutor can suddenly become a defense attorney and no one will be suspicious or question about it.

I think that's actually true if you don't have a lawyer and refuse to have one assigned to you, though it's not recomeded.

352. It's normal to name your plant and talk to it on a regular basis.


My mums a lawyer and she told me "A Lawyer who defends themself, has a fool for a client." I was like "But what about Phoenix??" lol.

353. Lawyers are the only people with actual voices, but only when they are in court saying certain words. Everyone else is just higher or lower bleeping.
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