Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
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262) Atroquinine is a very lethal poison.
Life's a Happy Song when there's someone by your side to sing along!
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Made by me :D
Happy Hannukah!
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265)You can have a endless supply of monocoles.
266)You can get a glass of beer by simply revealing a scar under your hair.
267)Your salary can ALWAYS be lower.
268)You can scare the court by screaming ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
269)Magicians always have animals in their clothing.
Thanks me for the sig XD
"Shoy was here, and you know it, because he ate some of your pie."
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The Not-So-Metaphorical Poet
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Self-made signature. ^_^
inb4 For those who may think otherwise, I'm a guy.
Audere est facere.
Gender: Female
Location: 14.7°N, 121°E
Rank: Medium-in-training
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272. The only time an attorney's badge is of utmost importance is when it's taken from you.
273. You can have butterflies as pets without training them.
274. You can speed up, instantly stop or go back in time by clicking a button on a game console.
274. You can have three boyfriends, a lobster and plate set or sleep in court with a phlegm bubble from your nose and still be a decisive witness.
So long, in fact, that all of my signatures now exist behind a paywall.
Bummer.
Ace Fangirl
Gender: Female
Location: Under your porch, because I love you
Rank: Prosecutor
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Princes Kept the view
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Location: The agency
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Posts: 485
278: Bowling can compete with circuses
279: The Circus is a real fucked up place
280: Mobs can be generous.
Thanks DNR
My fanfic 3 Truths 1 Law
Mother: Miyako Chinatsu
Father: Yaragorm
Siblings: oddy, MaxSavar, kitsunaii
Painting by Denerop
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Location: Argentina
Rank: Decisive Witness
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Posts: 287
282: You can consume less than 0.002mg of something
283: Coffee and whipping are allowed in court, but Snackoos are not
285: You can train birds to attack the defense, but ONLY when it makes a mistake.
286: If you are the chief of police, you can forge evidence, approve it and blame anyone for murder.
287: Perfect strategy for winning cases, by F. Von Karma:
Judge: "But this is not the defendant in the picture! It's a totally different person!"
Prosecutor: "No, Your Honor, it is the defendant channeling the killer"
Judge: "Oh, I see... Guilty!"
288:
289: The defense can save the game and try again every time the defendant is declared guilty.
290: Prosecutors can deal penalties on the defense
291: Prosecutors cannot receive penalties unless they forge evidence
292:
293: Dead people can be decisive witnesses
294: You can have a paint stain in your hair for 7 years
296: Proffesionals, somehow, always have a mentor.
297: People is always at least 5 years younger than they should be.
*pant* I think that's all I have learnt, apart from the other 280 things you guys posted!
Awesome siggy by Auraion
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Princes Kept the view
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299: Poison makes your hair turn white
300: This is SPARDA.
EDIT: I propose that when this reaches 500 or 1,000 that LyingColdly, or other people who made some of these, make a top 100 list of there favorite ones.
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My fanfic 3 Truths 1 Law
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Father: Yaragorm
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Perfect whine record
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Location: The Loser's Shack
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Wrighting wrongs since 2009.
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302. Kids don't like parks filled with playground equipment resembling fruit... but old men do.
303. People will continually pay ridiculous prices for terrible food in order to perve on waitresses.
Welcome have a :cookie: is TRADEMARED!
Gender: Female
Location: Somewhere n England..i think.
Rank: Ace Attorney
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305: Don't lick stamps. Use glue.
306: Most forgies ae not done b the guy you meet but by his little kid,
307: Banging courtroom benches doesn't hurt your hands when it hurts on othr tables.
308: If your gonna lose an argument then you have to have a breakdown, even if it means throwing your wig.
309: Attorneys can make their eyes turn into hearts.
Memories, Trials, Family the Fic into a comic.
Soon to be Husband:Scarred_owl Daughter of PandaPrinzessin, J. D,brothers:kemosem Meenyman
My Sons are Ptapcc, Kitisuimo, and my daughters are P!ATD, Godot_Blend _#107.
Call me Ishmael.
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Location: Sweden
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Princes Kept the view
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312: You can forge blood
313: Only REAL lions were glittery pink
314: Kids have to talk prosecuters into having a camera in court but them having swoards is fine
315: 2 hours can last less than 10 minuets (1-1).
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My fanfic 3 Truths 1 Law
Mother: Miyako Chinatsu
Father: Yaragorm
Siblings: oddy, MaxSavar, kitsunaii
What the Devil is going on here?
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Location: Sydney, Australia
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317. There arn't any Lawyers who wear normal black suits.
Princes Kept the view
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319: If you're 22 and don't like rock music you are older than 24
320: Some actors like teddy bears.
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My fanfic 3 Truths 1 Law
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Father: Yaragorm
Siblings: oddy, MaxSavar, kitsunaii
Breaking hiatus.
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The Not-So-Metaphorical Poet
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323. Rule number 322 does not apply to prosecutors.
Self-made signature. ^_^
inb4 For those who may think otherwise, I'm a guy.
Audere est facere.
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Location: 14.7°N, 121°E
Rank: Medium-in-training
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So long, in fact, that all of my signatures now exist behind a paywall.
Bummer.
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The Not-So-Metaphorical Poet
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Self-made signature. ^_^
inb4 For those who may think otherwise, I'm a guy.
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Location: Dublin
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Unless you're Max Galatica. Then you just need to wear loads of pink.
☆KrazyKaro and Romeo's Daughter☆
☆Godot_Blend_#107, Tap and Jaron's Sister☆
Happy Hannukah!
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326.You can be russian without being russian.
327.A dog isn't the best way to find a baloon.
328.You're never old to shoot with fake laser guns.
329.Desk slam leads to a close up.
330.the only item that the defense can use in court is a piece of paper with nothing written on it.
331.Rule 330 doesn't apply to prosecutors.
332.You can turn off the lights to see a flashing visor.
Thanks me for the sig XD
"Shoy was here, and you know it, because he ate some of your pie."
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The thread killer (avi THANKS TO COLD52)
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333.
^My awesome sprite thread!^
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334. Robots make good managers.
335. some people have no sense of formal dress when appearing in court.
Princes Kept the view
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Location: The agency
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337: Spirit Mediums dressed in Purple look just like Princesses in pink in the eyes of a fat director
338: Assasins look just like buttlers.
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Father: Yaragorm
Siblings: oddy, MaxSavar, kitsunaii
Apollon Flame
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Bam! Wait. That's a fish?!
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Location: Will I actually tell you? Maybe for some cake. :P
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341. Assistants to a tv show can convince attorneys that they have info but they need cards.
I'm back, mate! Still lurking like a ninja but whatevs :3
ALL GLORY TO... SOMETHING
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343. Even if the evidence points to a decisive conclusion, someone's going to find a tiny gap that destroys your entire scenario.
344. Even though a scar across your eye = awesome, you'd still rather wear a mask.
Ace Fangirl
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Audere est facere.
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So long, in fact, that all of my signatures now exist behind a paywall.
Bummer.
Ace Fangirl
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Tacas, I think yours was supposed to be 347...
rock on rebel warriors
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Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
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Life's a Happy Song when there's someone by your side to sing along!
The one and only
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Tacas, I think yours was supposed to be 347...
I don't think so. Usually, if I had followed the list, I would have been Number 346. But we repeated numbers twice (163&325), so I should skip two numbers, and it would be 348, since 346+2 is 348.
So Krazytimes' thing should be the 349th thing.
Ace Fangirl
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The one and only
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The Midnight Lurker
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197. You can say your pin number to everyone in the courtroom and not be worried about identity theft or something along those lines.
198. You can never recognize a person as long as they have different clothes on.
199. You can be your own lawyer when accused of murder.
200. A famous prosecutor can suddenly become a defense attorney and no one will be suspicious or question about it.
I think that's actually true if you don't have a lawyer and refuse to have one assigned to you, though it's not recomeded.
352. It's normal to name your plant and talk to it on a regular basis.
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197. You can say your pin number to everyone in the courtroom and not be worried about identity theft or something along those lines.
198. You can never recognize a person as long as they have different clothes on.
199. You can be your own lawyer when accused of murder.
200. A famous prosecutor can suddenly become a defense attorney and no one will be suspicious or question about it.
I think that's actually true if you don't have a lawyer and refuse to have one assigned to you, though it's not recomeded.
352. It's normal to name your plant and talk to it on a regular basis.
My mums a lawyer and she told me "A Lawyer who defends themself, has a fool for a client." I was like "But what about Phoenix??" lol.
353. Lawyers are the only people with actual voices, but only when they are in court saying certain words. Everyone else is just higher or lower bleeping.
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