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Mysticgamer wrote:
Phoenix and Maya were attacked and knocked out with a taser, which is incredibly loud, but for some reason nobody heard anything and they were one the floor for maybe a hour or longer undisturbed. The room in 1-5 had solved cases in it and it had security to rival the pentagon and there was still a murder and assault and battery in there. And that happened because a wanted suspect escaped detainment then ran into Gant's room. Later in 2-1, Phoenix is bashed on the head with a fire extinguisher and the two guards in the defense lobby didn't see it. and then in 2-4 Maya goes to the front desk and is kidnapped by Shelly de Killer, in a crowed hotel, all the while fully conscious and nobody saw anything. In 3-2 the security company hired Larry and Oldbag nuff said. 3-4 Terry was carry a glass bottle with poison in it and nobody noticed it, 3-5 ah screw it.
Let's not forget that none of the concert security saw Daryan carry Letouse`s DEAD BODY away from the crime scene. And that Altia broke into the Mekritis Clinic despite 2 policemen being at the scene. And that Zak Gramarye managed to escape from a COURT TRIAL. And that NOBODY noticed that Furio was pretending to be Phoenix. Ace Attorney Security may have done the impossible and make Hyrule Castle guards look compident. (Personally, I think Hyrule Castle guards are dumber than Mushroom Kingdom guards. Not by much though)
Manfred Von Karma probably just said something like this.
police: Hey Von Karma, what was that noise.

What noise? It was probably a rat or something.
police: You sure. Are Edgeworth's defense lawyers still in there.

Defense Lawyer? I didn't see no scummy defense lawyer in there when I left. They probably left and you didn't see them.
Police: Are you telling the tr-

YOU DARE TO QUESTION MY WORDS?
police: umm never mind
Gant was the police chief, and he wouldn't want to hire any good security that might look into his crimes. De Killer is a professional assassin, so he would know how to get maya out without arousing suspension. The necklace was small, so Terry could of hid it in his pocket or something. He might of drank the poison before he testified, and then drank the coffee to help kill himself faster. I have no idea why no one didn't see Wellington hit Phoenix. Finally, Kane Bullard hiring Larry and Oldbag as security guards ended up getting himself killed. (Wonder if Mike Meekins ever worked at KB Security?) And Bullard has no one to blame but himself for it. And about Ron, he can probably do a better job at security by himself than Larry, Oldbag, and Meekins combined.)