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Story writer and music lover.
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They just call you "fiery".
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I can't believe its me either!
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Feh, any woman knows that.
DO WANT!! DO WANT VERY MUCH!!!
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"Ladies and Gentlemen, think about it. This case isn't that important, right?
*5 second pause*
Wrong!*fist straight to table. I heard a really bad crack* This case may not matter to any of you, it may not matter to me, or the Defense Attorney, Mr. Hunter. But damn it, it matters to the victim. *Again I punched the table* It matters to her! I ask only that you do the right thing. I ask only that you tell Ms. Marcia that you care about her. Do you know how to tell her that? It's very easy.
*3 second pause, then one final desk punch*
Guilty. Thank you and May The Good Lord Bless and Keep You."
Heh. Maybe you should dress up as Klavier too. See how that goes down in court.
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Feh, any woman knows that.
The more I yell, the more people think I'm insane. >.>
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Heard this from a Phoenix Wrong:
I have a theory: People talk loud when they want to act smart, right?
CORRECT!
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Bugger.
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I learned that a "15 minute walk" made 500 times will still make the time of day qualify as the same damn time it was the first 15 minute walk, as it was with the 500th one! (afternoon... always afternoon!!!)
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"Ladies and Gentlemen, think about it. This case isn't that important, right?
*5 second pause*
Wrong!*fist straight to table. I heard a really bad crack* This case may not matter to any of you, it may not matter to me, or the Defense Attorney, Mr. Hunter. But damn it, it matters to the victim. *Again I punched the table* It matters to her! I ask only that you do the right thing. I ask only that you tell Ms. Marcia that you care about her. Do you know how to tell her that? It's very easy.
*3 second pause, then one final desk punch*
Guilty. Thank you and May The Good Lord Bless and Keep You."
Heh. Maybe you should dress up as Klavier too. See how that goes down in court.
Well, I'm facing some Johnnie Cochran wannabe on Wednesday. And I know for a fact that the Judge, Peter Zimet, loves it when lawyers do crazy stuff.
I won't dress up. But I will yell, "Achtung Baby" at least once. I've already said "Today we play it my way."
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"Ladies and Gentlemen, think about it. This case isn't that important, right?
*5 second pause*
Wrong!*fist straight to table. I heard a really bad crack* This case may not matter to any of you, it may not matter to me, or the Defense Attorney, Mr. Hunter. But damn it, it matters to the victim. *Again I punched the table* It matters to her! I ask only that you do the right thing. I ask only that you tell Ms. Marcia that you care about her. Do you know how to tell her that? It's very easy.
*3 second pause, then one final desk punch*
Guilty. Thank you and May The Good Lord Bless and Keep You."
Heh. Maybe you should dress up as Klavier too. See how that goes down in court.
Well, I'm facing some Johnnie Cochran wannabe on Wednesday. And I know for a fact that the Judge, Peter Zimet, loves it when lawyers do crazy stuff.
I won't dress up. But I will yell, "Achtung Baby" at least once. I've already said "Today we play it my way."
...... Air-Guitar too, dammit! You MUST Air-Guitar!
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I already wear three rings.
Is anything ever enough for you people?
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Also, you slam your hands on the desk, you slam your fist against the wall, you yell in German... you reeeeally think "professionalism" is still alive by even the second point?
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*flicks through hair like Klavier*
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(Also, I edited my previous post).
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(Also, I edited my previous post).
Everyone has small mock gestures. I wink at defense witnesses.
I'll name a few.
Lucius Carpenter clickls on his pen.
Fred Turner taps his feet to show tunes.
Dick DeGuerin takes his watch on and off.
Racehorse Hayners buttons and unbuttons his suit.
Percy Foreman always smiled.
John Michael Doar (who is the GOD of prosecution) has the worlds most frightening stare.
http://media.mcclatchydc.com/smedia/200 ... ate.91.jpg
That's why I fear John Doar.
Ok, I'll flick through my hair.
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And then the defense asks why I am wasting the courts' time and I turn around and stare at them......
....... creepy.
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Also, you slam your hands on the desk, you slam your fist against the wall, you yell in German... you reeeeally think "professionalism" is still alive by even the second point?
I haven't unveiled the "Achtung, Baby" yet.
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Also, try to see if you can do this:
When you start getting reeeeally pissed off, have random mini-tremors occur!
Trust me... you WON'T lose if you get that last one to occur.
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Also, try to see if you can do this:
When you start getting reeeeally pissed off, have random mini-tremors occur!
Trust me... you WON'T lose if you get that last one to occur.
Like really spastic hand gestures? or a full blown Kristoph Gavin freakout, complete with glowing scar?
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Isn't that just a Grand Mal Seizure?
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Better example: Godot in 3-3, near the end of Armstrongs' testimony.
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Do that in the trial, and you'll win... I mean turning into a glacier and a bucket.
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Do that in the trial, and you'll win... I mean turning into a glacier and a bucket.
Well, I was hoping to turn into Roy Cohn and just start hating on everyone.
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"The only thing you have to fear is my foot up your ass!"
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"Witness, don't be afraid of the prosecution, understand? The only thing you need to fear, is me.......
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