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Fat Phoenix: Hey, want to go down to that new all you can eat restaurant?

Grossburg: No thank you, I'm on a diet.

Phoenix: A diet!? What does it consist of?

Grossburg: Llllllllemons.

Ack
Redd White (age 17) Hey Grossberg, I bet you couldn't stuff 11 lemons up your nose!
Grossburg (age 19) You're on!

And that's why :D
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OMG this topic is still alive!? XFD

I saw the fat Phoenix sprite and nearly died laughing when I did.

Maya Fey Doctor! Tell me what that machine says about Phoenix's cholesterol level!

Dr. Grey It's over 9000... POUNDS!

Maya Shock WHAT!? 9000 POUNDS!?

Ack WHAT!? I thought I'd be at least 1200!
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Turbo wrote:
OMG this topic is still alive!? XFD

I saw the fat Phoenix sprite and nearly died laughing when I did.

Maya Fey Doctor! Tell me what that machine says about Phoenix's cholesterol level!

Dr. Grey It's over 9000... POUNDS!

Maya Shock WHAT!? 9000 POUNDS!?

Ack WHAT!? I thought I'd be at least 1200!


ROFL!!

I swear, this topic amuses me so much XD
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Phoenix Hey, I'm Phoenix Wright.
Matt If you're selling fire extinguishers, I don't want any.
Nick Huh? I'm not selling fire extinguishers!
Matt Oh. Well I already have life insurance, so...
Nick Nonono! I'm not trying to sell you life insurance either!
Enguard ...hehehe, well if you are selling diet plans then I am DEFINATLY not buying!
Ack Hey!
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Maya Fey C'mon, Nick! Let's go get some burgers at the burger joint!

Phoenix Screw the burgers! Let's go to the buffet for some fried lard, cholesterol cake, cellulite pudding, bacon grease, high-fructose corn syrup...
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Turbo wrote:
Maya Fey C'mon, Nick! Let's go get some burgers at the burger joint!

Phoenix Screw the burgers! Let's go to the buffet for some fried lard, cholesterol cake, cellulite pudding, bacon grease, high-fructose corn syrup...


Ewww... XD
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OBJECT! :OBJECTION!

Edgeworth :Ow! You hit me with a taco!

Ack :Maybe i should finish whats in my hand before I object
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Phoenix I'm going to the buffet right now! Hopefully they don't run out of the fried lard, or the cholesterol cake, or the hearty buckets of bacon grease, or the...

Maya Fey Nick, that kind of food can kill you!

Phoenix This food I eat will NOT kill me! I get my daily dose of magnesium in my food each day.

Maya Fey There's no magnesium in a refrigerator light-bulb!

Nick YES THERE IS!

Maya Fey You still don't get enough exercise.

Phoenix Nonsense, Maya! You know how far it is from here to the refrigerator? And do you know how many times I open it each day? That's a lot of calories being put to good use, huh?

Maya Fey I mean REAL exercise!

Phoenix Bah, I could do a push-up right here right now!

Maya Fey So do it!

Ack OOF! UGH! YEEEEEEAH!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEARRRRGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *huff, huff...*

Phoenix See, Maya? I did a great push-up just now!

Maya Fey Phoenix, a "push-up" is not pushing yourself up off of the recliner.

Nick Shut up, I'm going to raid the fridge again.

===

Phoenix I still say what I did was right.

Maya Fey Nick, why do you hate Richard Simmons so much?

Nick I don't hate him!

Maya Fey You just burned his house down!

Nick WHAT!? He likes to "burn" fat, so I "burned" the rest of it, but he escaped.

Maya Fey Now you're trying to burn down the Subway restaurant and the gym!

Nick I am not! Stop making these false accusations! Now just tell me where the gasoline is...
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Xd Awesome comic! Got me chuckling ^_^
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Turbo wrote:
Phoenix I'm going to the buffet right now! Hopefully they don't run out of the fried lard, or the cholesterol cake, or the hearty buckets of bacon grease, or the...

Maya Fey Nick, that kind of food can kill you!

Phoenix This food I eat will NOT kill me! I get my daily dose of magnesium in my food each day.

Maya Fey There's no magnesium in a refrigerator light-bulb!

Nick YES THERE IS!

Maya Fey You still don't get enough exercise.

Phoenix Nonsense, Maya! You know how far it is from here to the refrigerator? And do you know how many times I open it each day? That's a lot of calories being put to good use, huh?

Maya Fey I mean REAL exercise!

Phoenix Bah, I could do a push-up right here right now!

Maya Fey So do it!

Ack OOF! UGH! YEEEEEEAH!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEARRRRGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *huff, huff...*

Phoenix See, Maya? I did a great push-up just now!

Maya Fey Phoenix, a "push-up" is not pushing yourself up off of the recliner.

Nick Shut up, I'm going to raid the fridge again.

===

Phoenix I still say what I did was right.

Maya Fey Nick, why do you hate Richard Simmons so much?

Nick I don't hate him!

Maya Fey You just burned his house down!

Nick WHAT!? He likes to "burn" fat, so I "burned" the rest of it, but he escaped.

Maya Fey Now you're trying to burn down the Subway restaurant and the gym!

Nick I am not! Stop making these false accusations! Now just tell me where the gasoline is...


SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE MORE FAT PHOENIX SPRITES AND TURN THIS INTO A SPRITE COMIC.
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Grossburg Mr. Wright! Let's see what who can jump highest!

Phoenix You're on!

Grossburg Me first!

Grossburg YEEEAHHH!!!!!!!!!!

BOOM

Grossburg *huff, huff, huff...*

Grossburg I think that was almost half a foot in the air!

Phoenix My turn!

Ack YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAH!!!!

CRACK!

Ack OH NO! I think I just broke my ankles!
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XD Again got me giggling! Make more I say! MORE!
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Maya Fey Hey, Jabba the Wright! get your carcass over here, I need your help!

Ack How dare you insult my mass!

Maya Fey Sorry, but you just look like Jabba the Hutt...

Nick Well in that case I might have to feed you to the Sarlacc for your impudence!

Maya Shock Guh... I'll behave... fatty.

Ack To the Great Pit of Carkoon!

Maya Shock noooooooooooooooo!

* Grossburg appears from nowhere*

Grossburg Well, you'll be wondering why the author has decided to spoof Star Wars. Well to tell you the truth i have no clue myself. In any case... *takes out a bag of grated lemon zest and a straw, sniffs the zest* SUPER SAIYAN GROSSBERG AWAAAAAAAAY! Whoop whoop whoop whoop! Days of my youth, fresh lemon and alllllll thaaaaaaaaat!


Larry (chaz) I apologise for the non sequitur there... I've taken to trying a running joke taking the mickey out of grossburg's days of his youth smelling like fresh lemons. Smells like citrus abuse to me :3
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XD If Phoenix was fat, could you imagine him and Edgey trying to break down the door in Engarde's mansion?

Ack Huh? How did we get outside??
Edgeworth BECAUSE YOU TOOK OUT HALF THE BUILDING!! AS WELL AS MY RIBS! NOW GET THE HELL OFF ME!!
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Phoenix walks to the door of the Wright and Co. Law Offices slowly, then takes a look around carefully. He sweats a whole lot looking around in the windows and seeing nobody inside. Phoenix is relived and opens the door slowly.

Phoenix Good. I think the coast is cle-

Maya Fey Edgeworth Larry Godot Grossburg Gymshoe INNOVENTION!

Ack AW CRAP, not again!

Phoenix turns around and runs.

Butz Wow, I've never seen a fat guy run so fast.

Grossburg Fat folk usually run very fast, but they have low endurance. Trust me, I know.

Maya Fey Stop standing around! We have to get Nick NOW!

===

Sal wutZ j00r f4vorit3 s0ng!1!11

Grossburg Mine's any song written by the Sprite people. Ah, the days of my youth... like the fresh scent of lemon-lime, you see...

Phoenix We are family! Burger King, McDonald's and me!

===

Maya Fey Nick, what are you doing on the driveway?

Phoenix I'm taking care of something.

Maya Fey ...and why aren't you wearing pants?

Nick Hey! I'm holding a pair in my hands right now!

Maya Fey Why aren't you wearing them?!

Nick PANTS DON'T IRON THEMSELVES! Now help me lay this pair over the driveway and I better not see grass stains...

===

Maya Fey NICK! Have you seen my Nintendo Gamecube?

Nick Oh, it's right here.

Phoenix pulls something from under the seat and hands it to Maya.

Phoenix There ya go.

Maya Fey Nick, this is a Game Boy.

Nick It was a Gamecube before I sat on it.
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OMG Those were hilarious Chaz, Lyss and Turbo!! Ahhh, my side is hurting from the laughter! Gant
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Wacky Edgy Holy crap! How did a blue whale get in this courtroom??!
Edgeworth Oh it's just Wright.
Nick HAHAHA. Very funny Edgeworth.

~~~

Hobohodo I'm staying silent about what happened.
Odoroki What if I gave you this nice big juicy hotdog??
Hobohodo ........
Hobohodo Make it three and we'll talk.
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XD I have a stitch now! XD Great work guys!
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clickmon wrote:
OMG Those were hilarious Chaz, Lyss and Turbo!! Ahhh, my side is hurting from the laughter! Gant

Thanks! ^^

LySs wrote:
Hobohodo I'm staying silent about what happened.
Odoroki What if I gave you this nice big juicy hotdog??
Hobohodo ........
Hobohodo Make it three and we'll talk.

XD lmao! I could probably imagine that happening too X3

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Sal wutZ j00r f4vorit3 s0ng!1!11

Grossburg Mine's any song written by the Sprite people. Ah, the days of my youth... like the fresh scent of lemon-lime, you see...

Phoenix We are family! Burger King, McDonald's and me!


Hehe, I like the twist of lime in grossberg's saying X3
Redd White (age 17) Hey Grossberg, I bet you couldn't stuff 11 lemons up your nose!
Grossburg (age 19) You're on!

And that's why :D
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But doesn't Phoenix cycle/walk/mad-cap run everywhere? He has no driving license, after all.

Or maybe Phoenix went through a rather chubby teenage stage...It would explain why he's never too keen on letting Maya buy so much junk food.

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Zizzo wrote:
But doesn't Phoenix cycle/walk/mad-cap run everywhere? He has no driving license, after all.


Who says he doesn't have a driving license?

Spoiler: PW:AA Case 5
When he travels from the High Prosecutor's office to the Criminal Affairs department he says it was a half hour drive, even though the roads were empty. Or did he take a taxi? X3

Redd White (age 17) Hey Grossberg, I bet you couldn't stuff 11 lemons up your nose!
Grossburg (age 19) You're on!

And that's why :D
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ChazFox wrote:
Who says he doesn't have a driving license?

Spoiler: PW:AA Case 5
When he travels from the High Prosecutor's office to the Criminal Affairs department he says it was a half hour drive, even though the roads were empty. Or did he take a taxi? X3



Spoiler: PW:AA Case 3
Examine the van

-Maya :Well, let's go for a drive!
-Phoenix :Sure... if I had a license.
-Maya: Nick! You don't have a driver's license!?
-Phoenix: But, look, I have this!
-Maya :Why are you showing me your attorney's badge, Nick?

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Judge Court is now in session.

Godot The prosecution is ready, Your Honor.

Phoenix The defense is rea-

Godot Objection *coffee cup slides* Maruhodou is NOT ready and I know it!

Nick WHAT!?

Godot We need to have paramedics outside for him when his coronary kicks in from losing this case!

Judge The prosecution has a good point, Mr. Weigh- Wright. Mr. Wright.

Nick (Sure, pick on the fat guy...)
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LySs wrote:
ChazFox wrote:
Who says he doesn't have a driving license?

Spoiler: PW:AA Case 5
When he travels from the High Prosecutor's office to the Criminal Affairs department he says it was a half hour drive, even though the roads were empty. Or did he take a taxi? X3



Spoiler: PW:AA Case 3
Examine the van

-Maya :Well, let's go for a drive!
-Phoenix :Sure... if I had a license.
-Maya: Nick! You don't have a driver's license!?
-Phoenix: But, look, I have this!
-Maya :Why are you showing me your attorney's badge, Nick?


Objection
Spoiler: PW:AA
There are different qualifications for different vehicles. Most likely phoenix wasn't qualified to drive the van in case 3, but was still qualified to drive a regular car down to the CAD in case 5 ^_^
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Uh...they took a taxi to the police department...just saying.
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Mr. Manectric wrote:
Uh...they took a taxi to the police department...just saying.


ok, thanks for clearing that up Oops I was trying to remember whether or not Phoenix took a taxi in that case :3
Redd White (age 17) Hey Grossberg, I bet you couldn't stuff 11 lemons up your nose!
Grossburg (age 19) You're on!

And that's why :D
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Judge Court is now in session.

Edgeworth The prosecution is ready, Your Honor.

Judge ... where is the defense?

Ack HERE I AM! NGGGGHHH!!!!!!!

Judge Mr. Wright! You're stuck in the door!

Nick I'll get through! I'll squeeze in again!

Judge MR. WRIGHT! If you break the walls agai-

CRASH!!!!

Ack

Judge Mr. Wright! You will be penalized!

Ack Why!?

Judge Because you're FAT!

Nick (Sure, pick on the fat guy...)
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Or maybe Phoenix went through a rather chubby teenage stage...It would explain why he's never too keen on letting Maya buy so much junk food.

hmmm, good notion there! Ya never know? ^_^ Maybe he was just chubby and cute?

Still laughing hard here guys! XD This thread always makes my day!
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Judge Is the defense ready?
Phoenix
Judge Mr Wright?
Phoenix
Phoenix
Phoenix
Phoenix
Edgeworth ...
Phoenix
Phoenix
Phoenix
Phoenix
Edgeworth I think he's dead...
Dr. Grey He drowned.

>.> Not THAT funny unless you get it... >.<
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LOL these are all made of win. XD
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LySs wrote:
XD If Phoenix was fat, could you imagine him and Edgey trying to break down the door in Engarde's mansion?

Ack Huh? How did we get outside??
Edgeworth BECAUSE YOU TOOK OUT HALF THE BUILDING!! AS WELL AS MY RIBS! NOW GET THE HELL OFF ME!!


I can envisage this! This made me lmao for ages!

All of these are great, if a little fattist.
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Edgeworth Wright, you fool. You're too fat.

Nick I am not fat! I'm just... physically challenged...

Edgeworth You just got out of the hospital several times this month!

Nick Um... I was visiting?

Edgeworth First you ran from the innovention Maya organized for you until you had a stroke and fell unconscious on the street. The second time was when you broke your ankles during that jumping contest with Grossberg. The third time was when you suddenly had coronary kicking in AGAIN after losing the case against Godot. Then-

Nick Alright, I get it!

Edgeworth I have to help you, and I have no choice... I have to cut your salary.

Ack WHAT!? You can't cut my salary!

Edgy HA HA HA! Of course I can! How do you think I cut Gumshoe's salary?

Ack But you can't cut mine!

Edgeworth I've cut the Judge's salary for each case I'm involved in resulting in a Not Guilty verdict! Now I can cut yours so you'll have less money to spend at the buffet!

Ack EDGEWORTH YOU BASTARD!

Later that evening, Edgeworth is going home in his sportscar.

Edgy I still think I did the right thing. Besides, I get whatever money I cut from his salary, which is how I can afford this sportscar!

Edgeworth gets out of his car and goes to the door of his house. He looks down and sees a pile of black ashes where his house once was.

Edgy ...

Edgeworth WHERE THE HELL IS MY HOUSE!?!?

Phoenix then jumps out of the bushes holding a lighter and gasoline.

Phoenix Nobody gets between me and my precious buffet! Muahhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Phoenix runs away laughing.

Phoenix MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-

Ack YEEEEEAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!!!

Phoenix has another stroke from running and passes out on the road about 5 feet from where he was.

Edgeworth If I call an ambulance, he won't learn his lesson...
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Nick Eurgh
Maya Fey What is it nick?
Ack *throws up 3 half cooked hams, 8 hotdogs, a cake including candles, Pearl and Edgeworths arm which he shoves back in.*
Phoenix
Maya Shock
Nick I'm hungry.
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ChazFox wrote:
LySs wrote:
ChazFox wrote:
Who says he doesn't have a driving license?

Spoiler: PW:AA Case 5
When he travels from the High Prosecutor's office to the Criminal Affairs department he says it was a half hour drive, even though the roads were empty. Or did he take a taxi? X3



Spoiler: PW:AA Case 3
Examine the van

-Maya :Well, let's go for a drive!
-Phoenix :Sure... if I had a license.
-Maya: Nick! You don't have a driver's license!?
-Phoenix: But, look, I have this!
-Maya :Why are you showing me your attorney's badge, Nick?


Objection
Spoiler: PW:AA
There are different qualifications for different vehicles. Most likely phoenix wasn't qualified to drive the van in case 3, but was still qualified to drive a regular car down to the CAD in case 5 ^_^


If Phoenix could drive at all, he'd drive a pick-up truck with the roof missing. He would sit in the pick-up of the truck because it's the only thing big enough to hold him, and the missing roof would allow him to reach the steering wheel. Plus, whenever he'd sit in the pick-up, the truck would lean backwards at an incline and he would be unable to close the back.
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Lets face-it. Phoenix would be bed-ridden. Surrounded by creepy letters from grossberg calling Phoenix his hero. Court cases would be conducted throught a video phone. With periodic puking mixed in.
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Turbo wrote:
Edgeworth Wright, you fool. You're too fat.

Nick I am not fat! I'm just... physically challenged...

Edgeworth You just got out of the hospital several times this month!

Nick Um... I was visiting?

Edgeworth First you ran from the innovention Maya organized for you until you had a stroke and fell unconscious on the street. The second time was when you broke your ankles during that jumping contest with Grossberg. The third time was when you suddenly had coronary kicking in AGAIN after losing the case against Godot. Then-

Nick Alright, I get it!

Edgeworth I have to help you, and I have no choice... I have to cut your salary.

Ack WHAT!? You can't cut my salary!

Edgy HA HA HA! Of course I can! How do you think I cut Gumshoe's salary?

Ack But you can't cut mine!

Edgeworth I've cut the Judge's salary for each case I'm involved in resulting in a Not Guilty verdict! Now I can cut yours so you'll have less money to spend at the buffet!

Ack EDGEWORTH YOU BASTARD!

Later that evening, Edgeworth is going home in his sportscar.

Edgy I still think I did the right thing. Besides, I get whatever money I cut from his salary, which is how I can afford this sportscar!

Edgeworth gets out of his car and goes to the door of his house. He looks down and sees a pile of black ashes where his house once was.

Edgy ...

Edgeworth WHERE THE HELL IS MY HOUSE!?!?

Phoenix then jumps out of the bushes holding a lighter and gasoline.

Phoenix Nobody gets between me and my precious buffet! Muahhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Phoenix runs away laughing.

Phoenix MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-

Ack YEEEEEAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!!!

Phoenix has another stroke from running and passes out on the road about 5 feet from where he was.

Edgeworth If I call an ambulance, he won't learn his lesson...

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Who says he doesn't have a driving license?

Spoiler: PW:AA Case 5
When he travels from the High Prosecutor's office to the Criminal Affairs department he says it was a half hour drive, even though the roads were empty. Or did he take a taxi? X3



Spoiler: PW:AA Case 3
Examine the van

-Maya :Well, let's go for a drive!
-Phoenix :Sure... if I had a license.
-Maya: Nick! You don't have a driver's license!?
-Phoenix: But, look, I have this!
-Maya :Why are you showing me your attorney's badge, Nick?


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Spoiler: PW:AA
There are different qualifications for different vehicles. Most likely phoenix wasn't qualified to drive the van in case 3, but was still qualified to drive a regular car down to the CAD in case 5 ^_^


But what about the finale of PW:JFA case 2 when Phoenix talks about how he knows nothing about cars. I can't remember the exact text, but it was made pretty clear he doesn't have a car of his own. Or, if he did, he wouldn't know how many wheels it had.

Still, this thread makes me giggle so much. It's wonderful.
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Still, this thread makes me giggle so much. It's wonderful.

Damn right ^_^

Also I don't think Phoenix can drive. The game doesn't really mention it much, but in the bits it does he says he can't drive, or he just doesn't have a lisence.
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Yeah, he took a taxi in case 1-5.

Maybe he was too busy 'lawyering' to get a liscence?
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Spoiler: PW:JFA Case 2
At the end of the case he mentions he didn't even know what a permit was because he never got his. You need a permit in order to take a road test for a driver's license.


Phoenix I don't have a driver's license
Maya Fey Aww...was that because you couldn't fit in the car door? I know you have a tough time when getting in a taxi...
Nick (It's because I never took the time out to go for driving lessons thank you very much...)
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