Timid Defendant
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: Hey, want to go down to that new all you can eat restaurant?
: No thank you, I'm on a diet.
: A diet!? What does it consist of?
: Llllllllemons.
(age 17) Hey Grossberg, I bet you couldn't stuff 11 lemons up your nose!
(age 19) You're on!
Meow
Gender: Male
Location: United States
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:30 pm
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Doctor! Tell me what that machine says about Phoenix's cholesterol level!
It's over 9000... POUNDS!
WHAT!? 9000 POUNDS!?
WHAT!? I thought I'd be at least 1200!
Fabu♥
Gender: Female
Location: Concrete jungle where dreams are made of
Rank: Prosecutor
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Doctor! Tell me what that machine says about Phoenix's cholesterol level!
It's over 9000... POUNDS!
WHAT!? 9000 POUNDS!?
WHAT!? I thought I'd be at least 1200!
Gender: Male
Location: Wherever you least expect me to be
Rank: Prosecutor
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Hey, I'm Phoenix Wright.
If you're selling fire extinguishers, I don't want any.
Huh? I'm not selling fire extinguishers!
Oh. Well I already have life insurance, so...
Nonono! I'm not trying to sell you life insurance either!
...hehehe, well if you are selling diet plans then I am DEFINATLY not buying!
Hey!
Meow
Gender: Male
Location: United States
Rank: Desk Jockey
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C'mon, Nick! Let's go get some burgers at the burger joint!
Screw the burgers! Let's go to the buffet for some fried lard, cholesterol cake, cellulite pudding, bacon grease, high-fructose corn syrup...
Fabu♥
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C'mon, Nick! Let's go get some burgers at the burger joint!
Screw the burgers! Let's go to the buffet for some fried lard, cholesterol cake, cellulite pudding, bacon grease, high-fructose corn syrup...
Gender: None specified
Location: England
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:OBJECTION!
:Ow! You hit me with a taco!
:Maybe i should finish whats in my hand before I object
Meow
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I'm going to the buffet right now! Hopefully they don't run out of the fried lard, or the cholesterol cake, or the hearty buckets of bacon grease, or the...
Nick, that kind of food can kill you!
This food I eat will NOT kill me! I get my daily dose of magnesium in my food each day.
There's no magnesium in a refrigerator light-bulb!
YES THERE IS!
You still don't get enough exercise.
Nonsense, Maya! You know how far it is from here to the refrigerator? And do you know how many times I open it each day? That's a lot of calories being put to good use, huh?
I mean REAL exercise!
Bah, I could do a push-up right here right now!
So do it!
OOF! UGH! YEEEEEEAH!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEARRRRGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *huff, huff...*
See, Maya? I did a great push-up just now!
Phoenix, a "push-up" is not pushing yourself up off of the recliner.
Shut up, I'm going to raid the fridge again.
I still say what I did was right.
Nick, why do you hate Richard Simmons so much?
I don't hate him!
You just burned his house down!
WHAT!? He likes to "burn" fat, so I "burned" the rest of it, but he escaped.
Now you're trying to burn down the Subway restaurant and the gym!
I am not! Stop making these false accusations! Now just tell me where the gasoline is...
~There's Some Sorrow In Every Life~
Gender: Female
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also Judge Eric
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Location: BRASIL, FOOLS!
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Wed Apr 18, 2007 2:02 am
Posts: 25
I'm going to the buffet right now! Hopefully they don't run out of the fried lard, or the cholesterol cake, or the hearty buckets of bacon grease, or the...
Nick, that kind of food can kill you!
This food I eat will NOT kill me! I get my daily dose of magnesium in my food each day.
There's no magnesium in a refrigerator light-bulb!
YES THERE IS!
You still don't get enough exercise.
Nonsense, Maya! You know how far it is from here to the refrigerator? And do you know how many times I open it each day? That's a lot of calories being put to good use, huh?
I mean REAL exercise!
Bah, I could do a push-up right here right now!
So do it!
OOF! UGH! YEEEEEEAH!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEARRRRGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *huff, huff...*
See, Maya? I did a great push-up just now!
Phoenix, a "push-up" is not pushing yourself up off of the recliner.
Shut up, I'm going to raid the fridge again.
I still say what I did was right.
Nick, why do you hate Richard Simmons so much?
I don't hate him!
You just burned his house down!
WHAT!? He likes to "burn" fat, so I "burned" the rest of it, but he escaped.
Now you're trying to burn down the Subway restaurant and the gym!
I am not! Stop making these false accusations! Now just tell me where the gasoline is...
Despite the freakin' long hair, I'm male.
Meow
Gender: Male
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Mr. Wright! Let's see what who can jump highest!
You're on!
Me first!
YEEEAHHH!!!!!!!!!!
*huff, huff, huff...*
I think that was almost half a foot in the air!
My turn!
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAH!!!!
OH NO! I think I just broke my ankles!
~There's Some Sorrow In Every Life~
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Timid Defendant
Gender: Male
Location: Scotland ^^
Rank: Desk Jockey
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Hey, Jabba the Wright! get your carcass over here, I need your help!
How dare you insult my mass!
Sorry, but you just look like Jabba the Hutt...
Well in that case I might have to feed you to the Sarlacc for your impudence!
Guh... I'll behave... fatty.
To the Great Pit of Carkoon!
noooooooooooooooo!
appears from nowhere*
Well, you'll be wondering why the author has decided to spoof Star Wars. Well to tell you the truth i have no clue myself. In any case... *takes out a bag of grated lemon zest and a straw, sniffs the zest* SUPER SAIYAN GROSSBERG AWAAAAAAAAY! Whoop whoop whoop whoop! Days of my youth, fresh lemon and alllllll thaaaaaaaaat!
(chaz) I apologise for the non sequitur there... I've taken to trying a running joke taking the mickey out of grossburg's days of his youth smelling like fresh lemons. Smells like citrus abuse to me :3
Fabu♥
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Huh? How did we get outside??
BECAUSE YOU TOOK OUT HALF THE BUILDING!! AS WELL AS MY RIBS! NOW GET THE HELL OFF ME!!
Meow
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Location: United States
Rank: Desk Jockey
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Good. I think the coast is cle-
INNOVENTION!
AW CRAP, not again!
Wow, I've never seen a fat guy run so fast.
Fat folk usually run very fast, but they have low endurance. Trust me, I know.
Stop standing around! We have to get Nick NOW!
wutZ j00r f4vorit3 s0ng!1!11
Mine's any song written by the Sprite people. Ah, the days of my youth... like the fresh scent of lemon-lime, you see...
We are family! Burger King, McDonald's and me!
Nick, what are you doing on the driveway?
I'm taking care of something.
...and why aren't you wearing pants?
Hey! I'm holding a pair in my hands right now!
Why aren't you wearing them?!
PANTS DON'T IRON THEMSELVES! Now help me lay this pair over the driveway and I better not see grass stains...
NICK! Have you seen my Nintendo Gamecube?
Oh, it's right here.
There ya go.
Nick, this is a Game Boy.
It was a Gamecube before I sat on it.
Yaoi Queen
Gender: Female
Location: Canada, yay!
Rank: Decisive Witness
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Those were hilarious Chaz, Lyss and Turbo!! Ahhh, my side is hurting from the laughter!
Fabu♥
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Holy crap! How did a blue whale get in this courtroom??!
Oh it's just Wright.
HAHAHA. Very funny Edgeworth.
I'm staying silent about what happened.
What if I gave you this nice big juicy hotdog??
........
Make it three and we'll talk.
~There's Some Sorrow In Every Life~
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Timid Defendant
Gender: Male
Location: Scotland ^^
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:27 pm
Posts: 78
Those were hilarious Chaz, Lyss and Turbo!! Ahhh, my side is hurting from the laughter! 
I'm staying silent about what happened.
What if I gave you this nice big juicy hotdog??
........
Make it three and we'll talk.
wutZ j00r f4vorit3 s0ng!1!11
Mine's any song written by the Sprite people. Ah, the days of my youth... like the fresh scent of lemon-lime, you see...
We are family! Burger King, McDonald's and me!
(age 17) Hey Grossberg, I bet you couldn't stuff 11 lemons up your nose!
(age 19) You're on!Warehouse Tiger
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Timid Defendant
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(age 17) Hey Grossberg, I bet you couldn't stuff 11 lemons up your nose!
(age 19) You're on!
Fabu♥
Gender: Female
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Meow
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Location: United States
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Court is now in session.
The prosecution is ready, Your Honor.
The defense is rea-
*coffee cup slides* Maruhodou is NOT ready and I know it!
WHAT!?
We need to have paramedics outside for him when his coronary kicks in from losing this case!
The prosecution has a good point, Mr. Weigh- Wright. Mr. Wright.
(Sure, pick on the fat guy...)
Timid Defendant
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Wolfy...
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Timid Defendant
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I was trying to remember whether or not Phoenix took a taxi in that case :3
(age 17) Hey Grossberg, I bet you couldn't stuff 11 lemons up your nose!
(age 19) You're on!
Meow
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Location: United States
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:30 pm
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Court is now in session.
The prosecution is ready, Your Honor.
... where is the defense?
HERE I AM! NGGGGHHH!!!!!!!
Mr. Wright! You're stuck in the door!
I'll get through! I'll squeeze in again!
MR. WRIGHT! If you break the walls agai-
Mr. Wright! You will be penalized!
Why!?
Because you're FAT!
(Sure, pick on the fat guy...)
~There's Some Sorrow In Every Life~
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Daian gets what he wants.
Gender: None specified
Rank: Medium-in-training
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Is the defense ready?
Mr Wright?
...
I think he's dead...
He drowned.ಠ_ಠ EYES
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I came, I saw, I left
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Huh? How did we get outside??
BECAUSE YOU TOOK OUT HALF THE BUILDING!! AS WELL AS MY RIBS! NOW GET THE HELL OFF ME!!
Meow
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Wright, you fool. You're too fat.
I am not fat! I'm just... physically challenged...
You just got out of the hospital several times this month!
Um... I was visiting?
First you ran from the innovention Maya organized for you until you had a stroke and fell unconscious on the street. The second time was when you broke your ankles during that jumping contest with Grossberg. The third time was when you suddenly had coronary kicking in AGAIN after losing the case against Godot. Then-
Alright, I get it!
I have to help you, and I have no choice... I have to cut your salary.
WHAT!? You can't cut my salary!
HA HA HA! Of course I can! How do you think I cut Gumshoe's salary?
But you can't cut mine!
I've cut the Judge's salary for each case I'm involved in resulting in a Not Guilty verdict! Now I can cut yours so you'll have less money to spend at the buffet!
EDGEWORTH YOU BASTARD!
I still think I did the right thing. Besides, I get whatever money I cut from his salary, which is how I can afford this sportscar!
...
WHERE THE HELL IS MY HOUSE!?!?
Nobody gets between me and my precious buffet! Muahhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
YEEEEEAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!!!
If I call an ambulance, he won't learn his lesson...
Daian gets what he wants.
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Eurgh
What is it nick?
*throws up 3 half cooked hams, 8 hotdogs, a cake including candles, Pearl and Edgeworths arm which he shoves back in.*

I'm hungry.
Meow
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Daian gets what he wants.
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Yaoi Queen
Gender: Female
Location: Canada, yay!
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Wright, you fool. You're too fat.
I am not fat! I'm just... physically challenged...
You just got out of the hospital several times this month!
Um... I was visiting?
First you ran from the innovention Maya organized for you until you had a stroke and fell unconscious on the street. The second time was when you broke your ankles during that jumping contest with Grossberg. The third time was when you suddenly had coronary kicking in AGAIN after losing the case against Godot. Then-
Alright, I get it!
I have to help you, and I have no choice... I have to cut your salary.
WHAT!? You can't cut my salary!
HA HA HA! Of course I can! How do you think I cut Gumshoe's salary?
But you can't cut mine!
I've cut the Judge's salary for each case I'm involved in resulting in a Not Guilty verdict! Now I can cut yours so you'll have less money to spend at the buffet!
EDGEWORTH YOU BASTARD!
I still think I did the right thing. Besides, I get whatever money I cut from his salary, which is how I can afford this sportscar!
...
WHERE THE HELL IS MY HOUSE!?!?
Nobody gets between me and my precious buffet! Muahhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
YEEEEEAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!!!
If I call an ambulance, he won't learn his lesson...
Comfy and easy to wear.
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~There's Some Sorrow In Every Life~
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Daian gets what he wants.
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Fabu♥
Gender: Female
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I don't have a driver's license
Aww...was that because you couldn't fit in the car door? I know you have a tough time when getting in a taxi...
(It's because I never took the time out to go for driving lessons thank you very much...)