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Parrot May Have the Answer to a Killing

New York Times, 1993.11.12

A defense lawyer in a Northern California murder case says he believes Max the parrot may be more than just an ordinary bird -- that Max may, indeed, hold the answer to who smothered Jane Gill to death in her bedroom two years ago.

Max, the lawyer says, may be a witness. But the jurors in the trial in Santa Rosa, 55 miles north of here, will not hear from Max. An attempt to get the African gray parrot's testimony -- rather, testimony about the bird's testimony -- into evidence last week was blocked by the judge.

Max was found dehydrated and hungry in its cage when the body of Ms. Gill, 36, was discovered two days after her death in November 1991.

After Max was coaxed back to health at a pet shop, the shop's owner said the bird began to cry out, "Richard, no, no, no!"

The man charged in the case is Ms. Gill's business partner, and his name is not Richard. He is Gary Joseph Rasp, and he says he is innocent.

Mr. Rasp's lawyer, Charles Ogulnik, brought up the parrot in court when he was questioning the defense's private investigator, Gary Dixon.

"Why did I ask you to follow up on the bird?" Mr. Ogulnik asked.

Mr. Dixon began, "The bird was making some spontaneous statements to its keeper---- "

An emphatic objection by the Sonoma County deputy district attorney, Phil Abrams, was sustained by Judge Raymond Giordano of Superior Court.

Mr. Ogulnik said in a telephone interview that he wanted to introduce evidence about the bird, not put Max on the witness stand.

No one will disclose where Max is now, but there are plenty of stories around the courthouse. Mr. Dixon, the private investigator, deadpanned that the bird was in a witness protection program. "Max's identity has been changed and he is now a macaw," he said.
"The qualities of a good prosecutor are as elusive and as impossible to define as those of a
gentleman. And those who need to be told would not understand anyway."

----US Associate Justice Robert H. Jackson
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... Wow ...
Just ... wow.
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"Max, have we forgotten something?"
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Guarantee you that's where they got the idea from.
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It's 1-4 all over again.
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The writers of the games predicted the future.
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Detective Bloom wrote:
The writers of the games predicted the future.


or looked in the past...i dont think GS was created in 1991.
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and the plot thickens

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wow this is real ..poor max i mean macaw why did they change his name in the first place unless......


:eh?: : i'm going to name you macaw and were going to be bestest friend macaw want a cracker tehe
:edgeworth: :gumshoe stop feeding the valuable witness crackers
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Well? Did the parrot eventually testify? Are there videos?
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So basically no one going to find or search or question this Richard person?
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Oh my gosh, that is so dang funny. :edgy:
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It's a massive wombat!

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I wonder what the final ruling was...
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Ahhh, the memories of 1-4 in the first Phoenix Wright game are coming back to me.

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I wonder what the final ruling was...


That's a good question right there.
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This is brilliant. :will:
I'm pretty sure Capcom gets inspiration from real-life stuff. First 1-2 (which is clearly based on the Watergate Scandal), and now the parrot witness. I love it.
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I thought the game was kind of unrealistic...guess not!
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That is AMAZING. Just, wow. 1-4, I love you.
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No DSis in the courtroom please.

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Lolol.
Wowww.
This is amazing.
GS is t0tally r3al doodz.
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Didn't they say max was in the witness protection program- what if his real name is POLLY?!
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I felt sorry for Max and the accused...until I read the last line. :gant:
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Whoa? Awesome.
1993.12.11 is my birthdate, too.
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O_O oh my god. i never thought that the whole parrot thing did exist in real life!
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lemony wrote:
Detective Bloom wrote:
The writers of the games predicted the future.


or looked in the past...i dont think GS was created in 1991.


:keiko:

I'm sorry, I assumed the article was recent. Go figure.
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