So, life is about to get uber stressful for me, and I'm sure others are in the same boat. Therefore, we could all use a little comic relief, yes? So, in light of that, post your favourite exchange of dialogue/one-liner/quote from the GS/PW series. We could all use some laughs.

And, to start off, my personal favourite, from 2-4:

Oldbag, nutter that she is, has started singing during her cross examination, just to irritate everyone involved.

Phoenix: (... She's actually singing... Someone help my poor ears.)
Judge: Mr. Edgeworth. Can you please do something about this racket!?
Edgeworth: Witness. I'll give you a piece of gum later if you'll be good and stick to just the facts.
Oldbag: OKAAAAAAAY! ... You promise, right!?
E: Wright. I'll be sending the bill for the chewing gum to your office at a later date.
P: (Remind me to send you a thank you note later too, Edgeworth, old chum...)

Hilarity. I knew there was a reason I felt like replaying 2-4.

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*witness says something impossible seeming case 3-4*

Mia: Are...

Edgeworth: You...

Canadian Judge: High! That bridge is very high up!

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Edgeworth: Thank God for inner monologue.

(He said this while I believe presenting something to Iris and he was glad he didn't speak outloud what he just thought. I lawled.)

I agree, most of Oldbag's quotes are funny, and I also love the "High" one from the Canadian Judge that has already been posted.
Other favorites:

Morgan: "Now let us wait patiently out here for them. Please have some lovely bitter green tea and jaw-droppingly large strawberry desserts."

Jean Armstrong: "...But when I am with you, everything feels right!" (Add French where applicable.)

And from 1-3 ♥

Phoenix: It's Ms. Vasquez!
Maya: Hello?
Dee: ...
Maya: H-E-L-L-O!
Dee: ...
Maya: H! E! L! L! O!
Dee: ... I'm watching the clouds ...
Phoenix: (That's all she had to say, apparently...)

Dee: Don't hit your desk. It irritates me.
Edgey: Yeah, Mr. Wright! *Desk bang* ...Oops.

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R-really? ^^; Ooops... either I'm 15 going on 50 or I am just abnormally forgetful.

I thought this one was really funny, though I may have gotten it wrong. I didn't memorize it after all, this is just what I remember. xD

Phoenix (to De Killer): I was just wondering, how much is your fee?
De Killer: . . . It appears that you are a very darkhearted man as well, Mr. Attorney.
Phoenix: Huh?
De Killer: We can talk business later... we'll set up a time and place (or something to that effect)
Phoenix: Huh?! AH! NONONONONO! I didn't mean it that way!
Judge: Mr. Wright, you're trying to kill me, aren't you? YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ME! GUILTY! GUILTY! I pronounce Mr. Wright GUILTY!
Phoenix: Nononono, Your Honor, I wasn't trying to kill you! Why would you think that?!
Edgeworth: ... *says something to get a move on*

I was in tears by that point from laughing so hard... it was so hilarious xD

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: TAKE THAT! *Presents something stupid to Lisa Basil*
: I'm sorry, sir, that information is SuPer Admin Restricted Desktop Access password protected.
: SuPer Admin Restricted Desktop Access password protected? Wh-WHAT? This is madness!
: No, Maya, that is SPARDA.

Without the "TAKE THAT", I would think.

No... no, I can't. See, this card isn't really even mine.
Penny: !!!
Penny: I... I see. -Text goes slow and goes off automatically- O-of course. Of course it wouldn't be yours.
Of course you wouldn't trade it with me.
Of course I won't ever get that card, ever.
Of course I don't even really deserve that card.
Phoenix, do something! She's blacking out!
O-o-okay! I'll trade!
:penny: Yaa-haa!

Meh, it was funny in-game. Most taken off C-R, I'm not that good.

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This all happens during 3-5

Present Iris' hood to Iris:

: That's called a "Demon-Warding Hood". ...I gave that to Mr. Wright last night.

: He was wearing this when I saw him at the hospital today.

: It's an important item for protecting acolytes from evil spirits.

: If it's so important, then why did you give it to him?

: Last night... I felt... something... I felt that something terrible was about to happen... I... I didn't want Mr. Wright to fall into its grip.

: (Well he wound up falling into something much deeper and colder... I probably shouldn't say that out loud, though. Thank god for inner monologue.)

When you find the blackmail letter

: Nice going there, Mr. Edgeworth! Why can't I ever find clues like that!? You're an ultra-important prosecutor!! A super-duper prosecutor!

: Well, I suppose it takes a super-duper kind of dumb to miss a clue like this.

Examine Elise's staff

: What's this...? It looks like a wizard's staff.

: That belonged to the victim, Ms. Elise Deauxnim. There's nothing strange or magical about it. ...Oh yeah! Listen, this is just between us, OK sir?

: Yes... What?

: This is top-secret stuff! Don't tell anyone about this.

: ...Alright.

: The truth is... When I was a kid... I wanted to be a wizard!

: ...

: ......

: That's it? That's what you wanted to tell me?

: That's it.

Examining the flags outside Heavenly Hall

: What is this festive-looking ornament?

: It reminds me of art class in grade school. We used to have a lot of fun decorating the classroom with origami. Remember?

: W-Well, I...

: Oh, yeah... You were never any good at it.

: Really?

: Yeah, this guy was so bad, he couldn't even fold a dollar, let alone a crane. Everyone tried to comfort him, but he would just sit there sobbing.

: Really? I never would have expected that--

: Be quiet already! I'll never forget the shame of that day! You want a crane! I can now make a perfect quarter-inch crane without a single flaw!

: ... You know, Edgey... Nothing for nothing, but a quarter-inch crane without a single flaw is not easy.

: Yeah, that's quite a feat, Prosecutor Edgeworth!

: (Grr... This is exactly why I hate childhood friends...)

Aaaw I missed that one! Vairy cute though

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Oh, yes. Very very yes. That stint of being in Edgey's POV was fantastic. I swear, he shows up in one case in the game and displays more character development than anyone else, while being hilarious. Gotta love it.

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I thought some of the exchanges with Bikini in 3-5 were hilarious. XD
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*present Edgeworth's profile*

You must be very happy to have such a fine mentor.

Mentor...? No, he's just a friend...

Oh, you naughty devil! Always the joker, aren't you? Ho ho ho ho!
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Well, well, well! That's a Demon-Warding Hood!
Acolytes are highly susceptible to possession by evil spirits, you know.
That's why we always wear these for protection.

Oh, I see...

What are you waiting for? You won't get any protection just by holding it, you know!
Put it on already!

No! I can't...! I was just...!

... Ha ha ha ho ho ho!

Ho ho ho! It's like it was made just for you, Mr. Edgeworth!

What do you mean by that, Detective!?

It looks absolutely marvelous! You've just got to keep it on for a while!

(Is this some sort of divine retribution...?)

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Omigosh. I HAVE to get someone to draw Edgy in Iris' hood now

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It's a small one, maybe, but I have a fondness for this part:



A couple more good Edgeworth-Gumshoe moments:

(Examining the lamp in the courtyard)
: You know, sir, towards the end of the month I sometimes like to light candles in my apartment. It creates a nice mood.
: Detective...can you not afford to pay your electricity bill?
: How did you know, sir?

(At the detention center)
: You know, in prison, you don't have to buy your own food.
: Don't even think about it, Detective!
: Too late, sir.

And I can't believe no-one has mentioned what happens when you, as Edgeworth, show Gumshoe Iris' profile:
: This girl...I get the feeling I've seen her somewhere before.
: Not one of your old girlfriends, is she?
: D-detective! Wherever would you get such an idea!?
: Well, we at the precinct know that you're quite the ladies man, sir.
: D-do I really inspire this sort of frothing desire from the female masses!?

Larry and Edgeworth also have a good one right at the beginning of Edgeworth's segment:
: Wright gave me his badge...but surely he can't be expecting me to defend this girl! I'd be found out immediately!
: You know, I heard that once, a paper badge fooled an entire courtroom!
(How could the legal system of this country have fallen into such decay!?)

I'm not sure to remember original words, but...
Case 2-1
: Pointer finger?..
: Yeah! Pointer finger. The one you likes to wave near people's faces.
: Is it so scary?
: My God! Every time I have a little heart attack...

Case 1-4
Situation with Lotta's camera.
:... I think it reackts on sounds.
Really? Ah-hhem
...
:Hi! I'm Nick!
...
: HI! I'M NIICK!!
...
: NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!
: Will you stop it?!
: I think it doesn't respond on voices...

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I didn't make it though.

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JFA case 4

(After discussing the wine glass)

No actually Ms Von Karma noticed it first
Yeah... Pearls noticed it before mee too...hey, wait a minnute. So does that mean Ms Von Karma's coming here....?
Yeah she's coming. Man you're going to be in so much trouble, pal. I think it'd be best if you didn't bump into her here
you can bet the instant i see her i'll be running the 1,000 meter dash
*BEEP* *BEEP*,]*BEEP* *BEEP*, ]*BEEP* *BEEP*,
Wh-What's that beeping noise, Mr Nick?
(Hmm, i've heard this sound somewhere before)
It's Ms Von Karma
Huh?
Whenever i hear that sound, for some reason she pops out of nowhere and whips me!
(Come to think about it that did happen last time)
Sorry i've gotta make myself scarce! Later pal!
WHIP
EOWWW! (thud)
At last you reveal your true nature, Mr Phoenix Wright!
(*Gulp* would it be too much to ask for you to be nice to me for a change?)
So your the type to steal information from pittifully hopeless detectives!
WHIP - WHIP That's very dishonorable of you!
](OWWW!)
Hey! don't you dare run away Scruffy McTrenchcoat!
Ah!
I didn't think the detectives of this country could be so pittifull
WHIP
UWAAH!
(when i saw this part i knew what was coming and when it happened i was L-M-F-A-O)
Detective!
Come over here for a second!
WHIP - WHIP - WHIP - WHIP - WHIP - WHIP - WHIP, Thud!
(to ) ...Hmph.
I feel better knowing at least you were man enough to face your punishment.
(he was so scared, he just froze up on the spot)

One of the reasons she's my favorite character.

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Larry on the stand in 3-5 provided some of the funniest courtroom exchanges in the whole series, IMO. XD

These both happen during 2-4

Present Corrida’s profile to Engarde

: Man, it’s too bad he’s dead...

: You killed him. That’s the most logical conclusion, don’t you agree?

: Dude, what are you talking about? You’re making a huge mistake.

: If that’s such a mistake, then why did they issue an arrest warrant for you?

: Hold on a sec. I’m gonna ask the guy in charge of this place, OK?

: ...

: ...

: Stars sure know a lot of people, don’t they?

: (I wonder if that phone even really gets reception in here...)

: ...Um, I guess you’re right about the warrant, after all.

: (Ladies and gentlemen, I believe we might be making some progress here.)

Examine the patient at the Hotti Clinic

: This patient is undergoing rehabilitation.

: Wasn't that patient standing in the same spot the last time you came to visit? Doesn’t look like they’ve moved any closer to the reception desk, huh? Is this clinic really doing anything? Is that patient really getting better!? Hmm...

: Hey! Don’t just cut into my monologue like that! I’m explaining things here!

: Ah, sorry. Hmm, yes... Most sorry... Yes... Uh, huh...

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So where is the bust right now?

Inside this very court room!

Its, um... ...

Where?



UNDER YOUR HONOR'S BENCH!

WHAT!? PHOENIX WRIGHT HAVE A PENALTY

*penalty*

Argh

OH YEAH? HAVE SOME MORE!?

*another penalty*

Double argh

For the record, Clauronette drew Edgeworth in the hood by my request. It should be in her art thread.

And for the thread, while I don't remember what was actually said, I remember the situation:

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From T&T case 3


And then:

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a bit of an unintentional one here, Grey is programed with the responce "This person....appears to have a bad stomach" (or something along those lines) when presented with a profile which isn't Maya or Morgan, it's vaguely amusing when he says this about himself.

also


I'm pretty bad at remembering the exact wording for these things.

The whole panties fiasco between Apollo and Phoenix. That thing cracks me up no matter how many times I see it. xD

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And I'm back! Bearing yet more quotes from 2-4.

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: You did it, didn't you?
: Yes.
: ....what?
: Er...I mean no! No no no no no! I didn't do it!
: For a second, I thought we had set the record for the shortest trial ever.

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: *SLAM*
: What is it Mr. Wright?
: I was trying to think of an objection while slamming my desk. I didn't.
: I see.

...

: OBJECTION!! *SLAM*
: Yes, Mr. Edgeworth?
: I was trying to come up with an objection while I was slamming my desk. I wasn't able to.
: You have my sympathies.

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: A breach? Here? Bailiff! Get my steed! We need to retreat at once!

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: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT WRIGGLING PIECE OF PLYWOOD?!

[I don't remember the entire conversation, sadly...]

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:Umm...so... what happens next?
: ?
: Don't "?" me!

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(not exact wording, but you get the idea)
: Haha, you're finished! You're all out of witnesses... *further gloating*
: (Damn...he's right...)
: Perhaps you'd like to interrogate the parrot for some comic relief?
: Hey.... that's not a bad idea.
: WHAT?!

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: *comes in, then starts talking* O bonjour, everyone!! Z'i name is Jean Armstrong, and I am ze owner of Tres Bien!!
The whole court: ..............
: Forgive me for asking, witness, but.. are you a woman?

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: Mr. Wellington loves big bananas!
: ...
: ...
: ...
............
: Uh, Nick...I hope you've noticed the icy glares we're getting from everyone in here!
: Wh-What in the world do you mean?
: I'll have you know I like strawberries much better than bananas.

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: Witness, name and occupation.
Witness :....
:Witness! name and occupation!
: KLAKLAKLACKLACKLACK!
:!
: Edgey-poo!
: I read the report, but I didn't know it was the wicked witch of the witness stand!

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*present Wright photo to Larry*

: He was a good guy. A real pal to the end. Now when I look back, there was nothing but good memories with him.
: Why are you using past tense! He's not even dead yet!

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: As they say..."A cornered fox is more dangerous than a jackal".
: I believe the correct description of a cornered fox is "scared and petrified".
: ...Your animal analogies have grown tiresome!

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I'll have more later.

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That one hit me hard. Because I missed that piece of paper for a good, long while.

... Anyway, this one's from 4-4, and I quite often have the feeling I'm the only one who has seen it. The location is a spoiler, but the text itself isn't.


Inspect a few roses, right next to a picture frame on an end table there to get this:
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(Nice roses...)
So you're taking care of that one there?

Yes. She's my "best friend" as they say.

"Best?" Come on... now I'm starting to feel bad for you.

She's known to bite if handled roughly.

Your rose bites!?

...
I was speaking of the picture next to the rose.
My dog, Vongole. Cute but fiesty.

(Every dog has its thorn...)
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It's probably not exact, but I'm pretty sure it's close.

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I also missed that piece of paper.

PW 3-2: Presenting Larry to Larry at Mask deMasque's hideout:

Even you could learn a few tricks from me, Nick!

... Yeah? Like what?

Look at my hair for example. it points up straight, right? But your hair, on the other hand, points backwards. That's no good at all, man! It's defeatist! You gotta aim high... for the stars!

(I... I can't find a counter-argument to that...)

I don't remember the exact piece of the conversation, but it went something like this. (JFA case 4)

: Mr. Nick? Is he okay?
: If we're talking about Mr. Engarde's brain here, I wouldn't put my money on it.

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I remember once hearing about a quote from AJ that was said to reference T&T and Godot when you examine the coffee cup or something. Does something like this exist?

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Phoenix: The problem with this evidence... is here!
Judge: Where?
Phoenix: Uh...
Miles: Take that finger and point it at your own head, Mr. Wright.

Phoenix: What do you think!? I came up with this message!
Judge: Hmm... Yes... I feel like I'm teaching handwriting to a student who is all thumbs...
Miles: I think you should have him write out "I won't do it again" 100 times.

Mia: See, you got through to the judge somehow, right?
Phoenix: (Well, actually it was von Karma's whip that got through to him...)

Phoenix: Well, what if it was that of Maya Fey after the channeling? Or maybe--
[whip]
Phoenix: Oww!
Franziska: Foolish fool spouting foolish foolishness, just as I expect of a foolish fool such as you. If that were the case, then that would mean that Maya Fey is, in fact, dead. And that would make the defendant's chair quite a lonely place, wouldn't it!?

Phoenix: (She goes through jobs faster than a baby through diapers.)
[whip]
Phoenix: Wah!
Franziska: Mr. Phoenix Wright. Would it kill you to stay on topic for a change?
Judge: Well? Would it, Mr. Wright?
Phoenix: (Nice, tag-teamed in stereo. Guess I should be grateful it's not in 5.1...)

Franziska: If you must assign a penalty, I'll personally make sure that detective gets what's coming. I'm sure there will be a great gnashing of teeth at the next salary discussion.
Phoenix: (Poor Gumshoe...)

Miles: Detective. I'm beginning to see why you were fired.
Dick: Eh!? N-No! Not you too, Mr. Edgeworth, sir! That's...
Miles: I look forward to your pension negotiations.
Dick: N-N-N-NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Judge: Now, now, Detective. Let's continue with the testimony.
Dick: *sniffle* Noooo... Not my poor pension too...

Miles: I admit this knife is hotel property. There is no one currently on the police force that is dumb enough not to realize this.
Dick: ...But I didn't kn... Oh... *whimper*

Miles: Which of these four doesn't belong here? Up, down, left, Wright.
Phoenix: Um, "Wright"?

Miles: And why would something like that be inside a guitar case, let alone this one?
Judge: Why, Mr. Wright, why?
Phoenix: Well... I just thought it might have been possible...?
Miles: I have a suggestion. Why don't you put that in the void where your brain is supposed to be!?

Phoenix: There is nothing strange or unusual about an empty-handed bellboy!
Will: But there really, really is!
Phoenix: There really, really isn't!
Miles: Objection! If you two are done being schoolchildren...

Will: M-M-Mr. Wright!
Phoenix: Wh-Wh-What is it?
Will: You... You're going to try to trick me into a corner, aren't you?
Phoenix: Huh?
Will: I... I know I'm just a poor, underpaid action star, but... But... I... I'm not the killer!
Phoenix: Um, no one said you were, Mr. Powers.
Will: No, please! Don't trick me! Every time you do your lawyer thing, the witness suddenly turns into the bad guy...
Phoenix: ("Every time"...?)

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Hey, just so you all know, I'm trying to compile a list of these online:
Clicky

Somy of my picks:

Phoenix: It's just a pair of skis. Nothing useful for our case here.
Gumshoe: I'm actually pretty good on skis you know, pal. I just love to fly down the slopes with my coat fluttering in the wind!
Phoenix: Really? I had no idea. How good are you, then?
Gumshoe: Well...I'm better on skis than I am on skates. But not as good as when I'm on a snowboard.
Phoenix: (That's a pretty detailed answer.)
Gumshoe: Oh! But you know what I'm best at? Making mashed potatoes and gravy.
Phoenix: (...The guy's losing it. Must be the altitude.)

Phoenix: What about this, Detective Gumshoe? Any thoughts?
Gumshoe: Yeah...Well...It's pretty chilly today, huh? My brain doesn't work properly in the cold.
Francizka: Perhaps we'll just have to wait until Summer when it's warmer?
Gumshoe: Oh, no. My brain doesn't work properly in the heat.

Judge: Well then, let's proceed with the cross-examination. With no touching, thank you.

<sequel quote to one that someone else mentioned>
Gumshoe: That staff belonged to the victim.
Phoenix: Yeah, and apart from the crystal missing from the top, there's nothing wrong with it.
Gumshoe: Oh, I just remembered something important! This is just between us, OK?
Francizka: Is it going to have anything to do with the case, Detective?
Gumshoe: Well, no. But it's really...
Francizka: Then I'm not interested.
Gumshoe: Yes, sir.

Maya: I once had a bad feeling that I was about to have a bad feeling. It was bad.

Gumshoe: Oh, hey, it's you again, little girly! Actually, the name's Detective Dick Gumshoe! Now's a good time to start remembering it!
Maya: Or, if it's too long for you, you can just call him "Dick!"
Pearl: OK! It's nice to meet you, Mr. Detective Dick!

Godot: Truthiness has no place here! Use your brain, not your gut, to find the real truth!

Edgeworth: If you're in jail, you don't have to pay for your own meals, you know.
Gumshoe: ...*gasp!* ...
Edgeworth: Don't get any funny ideas, Detective...!
Gumshoe: ...Too late, I already did.

Larry: C'mon Edgey, you were a guy once!

Edgeworth: I was just with Detective Gumshoe. I treated him to some pasta.
Phoenix: You owe him that much! After all, it's your fault his salary is so low!
Edgeworth: H-How's it my fault?
Phoenix: And look, if you're going to buy the guy lunch, at least get him something decent, OK? Gumshoe practically lives on pasta and noodles already.
Edgeworth: Well I did order some extra parmesan cheese on top. He was crying tears of joy as he dug into it. It was quite moving.
Phoenix: (...All you have to do is give the poor guy a raise...)

Maya: Come on, Nick! Why don't we hop across the bridge. It'll be fun!
Phoenix: I'm not so sure...it looks like a bunny hopping across the bridge would destroy it.
Maya: OK, Nick. Then let's try to find a cute little white bunny and test your theory.
Phoenix: (That right there sums up the fundamental difference between sane and insane.)

Edgeworth: If you want to know how to run the perfect trial, there's a lot to study and learn.
Phoenix: Oh, is that what you're studying about right now?
Edgeworth: I've sat at the prosecutor's bench for trials in five different countries now. The first thing you must do is gain complete mastery of the language. It's quite a task.
Phoenix: (I'd never get anywhere then! It's taken me a lifetime to sort of master one language!)

Judge: Mr. Wright? Are you ready?
Phoenix: Uh...What if I said "No"? Would that be all right?
Judge: Of course it wouldn't!
Phoenix: (Then why bother even asking!?)

Edgeworth: This isn't the "Phoenix Wright Wax Philosophical Power Hour".

Phoenix: Mr. Engarde. Don't you know this stuffed bear from somewhere...?
Matt: I don't think I've ever met Mr. Bear before, dude.
Phoenix: Aww, but he says he knows you. How could you forget such a great friend?
Matt: ...What else did the bear tell you?

Phoenix: There is something very important about this card. And that is...The name on the card! It tells people who I am! It even told me that I'm Phoenix Wright!
Payne: ...
Wellington: ...
Maya: ...
Judge: ...Did you not know that?
Phoenix: Nope!

Phoenix: This is a very important matter! Please! You must tell me! What is this secret!?
Matt: Hmm... Well... Hold on a sec. I'm gonna consult my lawyer, OK? <Makes a phone call>
...........
...*beep*...
Phoenix: Hello? This is Phoenix Wright.
Matt: Oh, hey Mr. Lawyer dude.

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3-5 is full of winning lines...

: ... Upon meeting a beautiful lady, always ask for her name and profession.

: That’s one of my rules.

Dahlia Hawthorne. And my current profession? Permanently retired.

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... Witness, please tell us your name and profession.

Maya Fey. My profession is... Umm...

I’m the assistant manager at Wright & Co. Law Offices.

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... Add the pureness of milk to the perfect, clear darkness of coffee. Stir.

That is the state of the witness’s mind right now - - a cup of cafe au lait.

C-Cafe o’ Lay? Is that even legal?

Mr. Trite’s words are the milk and you are the spoon, Your Honor.

I-I’m a spoon!? I’m no spoony bard, I’ll have you know!

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It's something about poison being unusual to find in a coffee cup.

Heres one:

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I have a bunch. *too lazy to check is any have been posted before D:*

Actually, let me clarify the actual lines:



And a few more!!!:

There’s a little gate that leads into the garden.
It says “No Entry” on the sign, though.
Come now, Phoenix Wright! What are you doing? Let’s go in.
It’s half open anyway. What harm could come of it?
But it says, “No Entry”.
…
Don’t you Americans enjoy doing whatever you like and then simply say, “Whatever!?”
That’s not nothing to do with anything! (And who told you that!?)


So I decided to carry out an investigation in my own way… Godot-style!
I’m the same way. I like to hand down verdicts in my own way, Judge-style!
(Hmm, maybe I should ask some questions, Phoenix-style…)

(continuation of previous line)

How about it, Mr. Wright? Do you have anything to add?
No, I give up… This whole Phoenix-style thing, I mean.
It seems…
…this phrase has become overused, so I’m putting an end to it… Judge-style.
(Then let it go already!)


The only thing “peculiar” in this courtroom… is on top of your head.
Nick! Are you going to let him get away with making fun of your hair!?
(Yes… At least until I know he can’t use his goggles to fry me or something…)

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I just replayed 1-4, and the very beginning part made me crack up. It's long, though.

Hey, hey, Nick! Do you know if there's any good waterfalls around here?


Waterfalls...? Dare I ask why?


Duh, Nick! Isn't it obvious? I need a waterfall to stand under! Preferably a freezing one!


Oh... Is that part of your spirit medium training?


Of course! Except, I've been slacking off lately...I need to brave the elements and be forged anew under the rushing spring waters!


Umm... Okay...I don't know about any falls per se, but Gourd Lake is pretty close...


Oh. Darn.


Sorry, but them's the breaks. Couldn't you just take a cold shower or something?


Good idea!


.....

Nick?

?


The water pressure's kind of low in that shower.


You want more pressure, huh? Why don't you go down to the fire department and have them spray you with the hose?


Good idea, Nick!



(Apparently, E.S.P. is no aid in detecting sarcasm...)


......

Nick?


Yipes! M-Maya!


The fireman yelled at me when I called him.

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