clueless
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OBJECTION! this evdence contradicts that statement
it does?
oh.. i guess it doesn't
Soooooo not a Nazi!
Gender: Male
Rank: Decisive Witness
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Mr. Nick
I was dumped...Again
BURGERS TASTE GOOD!!!
The days of my youth, like lemons
= awesomeness
Gender: None specified
Location: Erm. Denial?
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Mon Apr 30, 2007 7:06 pm
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's ass: *has a sign on it that says 'Badger Residence'*
WHAR DO I PUT THIS HERE TREE?!?
One feathered Tail
Gender: Female
Location: Jungle of Nool
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Sun Apr 29, 2007 9:00 pm
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FABULOUS! I'm simply FABULOUS!
"Love Song for Horton #437"
Do you see the black one...or the white?
Gender: Male
Location: IN SPACE!
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:06 pm
Posts: 6664
Mr. Harry Butz, how many times do I have to tell you that.... For the hundreth time, its Larry! Must you mock me?
I feel the same
Mad Genius
Gender: None specified
Location: Arizona
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Thu May 10, 2007 4:40 am
Posts: 29
"Wow, I never would have thought of that." (Insert sarcastic inner monologue)
"Always the foolish fool in the foolishly blue fools suit."
"Who moved this? I had this right where I wanted it. WHO MOVED THIS?!"
"ROFLMAO" "...Why can't they stay that size after Sis goes away...?"
"Ah, dangit...I put on two different shoes AGAIN..."
e × e = e²
Gender: Male
Location: God Less America
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed May 02, 2007 8:17 pm
Posts: 2289
Bradley-boo...
~We will become one~
Gender: Male
Location: ~I am here, I can definitely feel you, we are here in the same sunny spot~
Rank: Donor
Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:17 am
Posts: 1851
"Excelsior!" "You asked me what was wrong and I said 'nothing' and then I turned around and said... 'everything...'"
"Rawr and stuff." "Booo! Fine, nya!"
clueless
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AAAAARRRGHHHHH!!!! The weather lady said it would be sunny, and I walk outside and I get hit by a tornado!!!!!
Comfy and easy to wear.
Gender: Female
Location: SW England
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:27 pm
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The conversation you have with herwhen you show her her picture is probably the best example.
"I, like, totally get the feeling I've seen this person someplace before..."
Evil Mastermind
Gender: None specified
Location: I don't know. I see... Pink?
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:45 am
Posts: 149
By the way, Turner hating the weather girl is almost as far as you can get from a spoiler. =p
(9o_o)9 Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine
Give me a Not Guilty or I'll eat you!!!
Gender: Male
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Mr/Ms. _____, I wish to invite you to Mr. Nick's and Mystic Maya's wedding.
*To Frannie* lay down here while I take a peek at- 
! Yeow baby, do it again, hmm, yes!!! 
*to someone surnamed Smith* Like, you are... Mr. Wright, that, like, Lawyer guy, like, right?
*at a baseball game* Those bananas that catcher is holding look delicious. Ref: JFA Case 1
( ^ Equals Three parody ^ I am not in any way affiliated with RWJ )
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clueless
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Ohohoho!! That was a good one Wrighto boy!
English Attorney
Gender: Male
Location: Defending English Justice in the Courtroom
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Sun Mar 04, 2007 5:52 pm
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: GODDAMNIT! MY COFFEE'S COLD! THIS ISN'T MY RULE! :zzzzz...lemons...youth.....*snore* : I need new bloody glasses, these keep falling down..WHEN I EXERT MY EVIL MANICAL PLOTING FACE! *Glasses Fall down*...¬_¬ : The doctor is in...PINCHY PINCHY!
| OBJECTION! DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?!? |
Built For The Kill
Gender: Male
Location: Massachussetts
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Feb 28, 2007 9:24 am
Posts: 1559
UB-JICT-SHUN!!!
Go for it, be a man. LOLOLOLOL. Ow! I hit the wrong vein... AGAIN?!:/
I do not tolerate bullies. Good day.
Set made by Bolt_Storm. Shanks.
Gender: None specified
Location: Ireland.
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:44 am
Posts: 92
Yes, I'm quite sure of the murderer's physique when I saw him strike that poor girl with the clock. He had a purple suit, a wig, and a mole on his forehead. I couldn't be more certain in my mind, your honour.
Mad Genius
Gender: None specified
Location: Arizona
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Thu May 10, 2007 4:40 am
Posts: 29
"Wait wait...Mr. Wright, what do you mean by Ju-Dish-E-Ary?"
"I'll help you find the evidence, if you do things to my dog. His name's Tim." "Hey, Pal, the Short Bus wasn't that ba...wait, what?!" "Nick, when I'm Mia...You two aren't...Are you?" "Now don't worry, I'm a doctor!" 
Science: It's cuter than ever
Gender: Female
Location: Michigan
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Thu Mar 01, 2007 3:25 am
Posts: 999
"I'll help you find the evidence, if you do things to my dog. His name's FIX'D.
Love, learn, live.
Gender: Female
Location: Lurking here and there.
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed May 09, 2007 12:02 am
Posts: 3426
The cafeteria staff listens to my romantic troubles,sir!
...
I'm a fan of cold medicines!
Live life to the full
Gender: Female
Location: England
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Sat Apr 21, 2007 10:52 pm
Posts: 184
*Woof!*
Gah! It's the dog that keeps eating all the food when I sell it!(reference to AA case 4 and credits, dogs love cheese as well as meat)
clueless
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hey look! It's a ladder
That's a "step"-ladderYou should stop judging things based on cultural assumptions.blue inner thoughts(Man! This girl is OUT there!)(case 1-3)
Hey, a ladder!That's a "step"-ladderwhat's the difference?(case 2-3)
I think something like this happens somewhere else (maybe case 1-5 in the parking lot?)
(note that quotes may not be completely accurate)
Do you see the black one...or the white?
Gender: Male
Location: IN SPACE!
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Mr. Marshall, will you please give me your testimony?
I can't understand a word you just said pardner. Try speakin' Texan, it's the only language I understand.
I feel the same
clueless
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seriously jake, you have to testify why don't you get George Bush to translate for ya. you speak stupid, he speaks stupid AND Texan, so he'd be able to translate Wait i thikn I know someone who could translate (blue thought(please don't say "The Texan badger shoved up Morgan's a--") The texan ba...
One feathered Tail
Gender: Female
Location: Jungle of Nool
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Sun Apr 29, 2007 9:00 pm
Posts: 380
*when someone dies* Oh, don't worry, they're in the satrs now.Trilo. Well, I would love to see a doll punch someone in the face. It's a doll.
"Love Song for Horton #437"
Attorney at daytime, Detective at night
Gender: None specified
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Sun Apr 22, 2007 2:01 pm
Posts: 24
Mr. Wright, I hereby penalize you for being an idiot.
Objectionation! That's objectionatible!
Love, learn, live.
Gender: Female
Location: Lurking here and there.
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed May 09, 2007 12:02 am
Posts: 3426
Oh, honey, I'm not gay........ I'm bi!
Built For The Kill
Gender: Male
Location: Massachussetts
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Feb 28, 2007 9:24 am
Posts: 1559
"My shadow's only one that walks beside me; my shallow heart's the only thing that's beating! Sometimes, I wish someone out there will find me... Till then I walk alone!" "Lawl. Lemons." "What do you mean I'm pacing myself too slow? Ooh, look! I move my hand to the right! I blink! I stare! Oh the tension! Ohohohohoho!!!" *Claps* "Oh, yes... Bring her in for an examination tomorrow!" *Grabby hands*
I do not tolerate bullies. Good day.
Gender: Male
Location: Pennsylvaina
Rank: Medium-in-training
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Posts: 380
That's it Wright you're off my friends list! You're off my top eight!
Gender: None specified
Rank: Decisive Witness
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Posts: 299
I'm a ninja just like the Steel Samurai! HIYAAAAA! Why am I surrounded by all of these idiots? There is dust on my desk! who dared to disturb the perfect order of my tidy desk!? Do they want their salary lowered!? Hmmm yes just let me know if you any of you ladies ever need a medical examination. I'm a doctor hmmmm yes. Why do I even bother to come back from the dead anymore? I'm a fabulous magician! WHOOSH I CAN FLY! Wow, there sure are a lot of stars. Does that mean a lot of people have died? Uhhh where we goin again?
Keith! You better take over this pasta shop when I'm gone! Ayup. Or else you'll be forced to live in one of those boats those kids are always askin' for ayup. MUHAHAHA! I am perfect! and soon, I shall lead a perfect dictatorship!
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Shake it up, baby, now, TWIST AND SHOUT!
Gender: Male
Location: Back in the U.S.S.R.
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Sun Apr 22, 2007 5:19 pm
Posts: 1914
Maya, what happened!!
Impossible, I tried to fly like Max... It doesn't work!!! Outa the way... let me examine her. *examines Adrian Andrews instead*
Um... It was Maya tha- shhh... these results are interesting hehe... w00t? ROFLMAOOLBRBG2G! n00I3
Gender: Male
Location: Wherever you least expect me to be
Rank: Prosecutor
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hey look! It's a ladder That's a "step"-ladder You should stop judging things based on cultural assumptions. blue inner thoughts(Man! This girl is OUT there!)(case 1-3)
Hey, a ladder! That's a "step"-ladder what's the difference?(case 2-3)
I think something like this happens somewhere else (maybe case 1-5 in the parking lot?)
Yeah, and it does. It goes like this:
Ah hah! A ladder. Um... Thats a stepladder.
What's the difference? In scientific terms, please. S-scientific huh? Look at the basic nature of things, Mr. Wright. (This all feels so horribly familiar somehow...)Case 1-5
Built For The Kill
Gender: Male
Location: Massachussetts
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Feb 28, 2007 9:24 am
Posts: 1559
Why do i even bother to come back from the dead anymore?Simple.
"So I can stare at you and lose my cases whenever I'm up against Maruhodou."
I do not tolerate bullies. Good day.
~We will become one~
Gender: Male
Location: ~I am here, I can definitely feel you, we are here in the same sunny spot~
Rank: Donor
Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:17 am
Posts: 1851
I like, like, saying like and, like, stuff.
Mr. Nick, what does "butt-secks" mean?
One sec, I need to talk to my imaginary friend about this.*dials*
Yeah, Mike disagrees.
Bradley-Boo, through all these strange characters I WILL find you. (Then maybe we can finish where we left off...)
Love, learn, live.
Gender: Female
Location: Lurking here and there.
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed May 09, 2007 12:02 am
Posts: 3426
This ball tastes good, does anyone else wanna taste my ball??
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts! There ggggggggggreat! 
hey, that's my line!
Do you see the black one...or the white?
Gender: Male
Location: IN SPACE!
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:06 pm
Posts: 6664
UB-JICT-SHUN!!!!! Hey! Thats my line!!!
I feel the same
Gender: Female
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Fri May 18, 2007 12:18 pm
Posts: 46
See, this is a watch. Mr Nick I know what's a watch. I forgot I was talking to Pearl and not Maya...
Shake it up, baby, now, TWIST AND SHOUT!
Gender: Male
Location: Back in the U.S.S.R.
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Sun Apr 22, 2007 5:19 pm
Posts: 1914
Hold on, hold on! I need to finish this Caviar! It's so delicious!
Lolwut?
Gender: Female
Location: Florida
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:30 pm
Posts: 826
- Oh ho ho! Hi there little Pearly! Want to see some really cool?! It's a real, LOADED, pistol! - Thank you Mister Scruffy Detective! What does this thing do?! *Shoots Gumshoe* - OH SNAP! - Mister Scruffy...?
Love, learn, live.
Gender: Female
Location: Lurking here and there.
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed May 09, 2007 12:02 am
Posts: 3426
There's a rice cake on my head.....
Oh, noesnoesisisnessess..... damn, I need a new line!
SHHHH! I'm smok'n weed *puffs* Maaaaaaaaaaannnnn...... that's some good stuff....
Gender: Female
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Fri May 18, 2007 12:18 pm
Posts: 46
WHOOOOOOOOP!Yes he does say it once in PW AA.
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