OBJECTION! this evdence contradicts that statement
it does?
oh.. i guess it doesn't
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| Author: | manfredvonmanliness [ Thu May 10, 2007 1:18 am ] |
| Post subject: | Stupid things characters actually WOULD say... |
| OBJECTION! this evdence contradicts that statement it does? oh.. i guess it doesn't
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| Author: | [Team Sonic] Shadow [ Thu May 10, 2007 1:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Stupid things characters actually WOULD say... |
 Mr. Nick I was dumped...Again BURGERS TASTE GOOD!!! The days of my youth, like lemons
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| Author: | Nonsense [ Thu May 10, 2007 1:43 am ] |
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 's ass: *has a sign on it that says 'Badger Residence'*
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| Author: | Jadius [ Thu May 10, 2007 2:17 am ] |
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 FABULOUS! I'm simply FABULOUS!
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| Author: | dullahan1 [ Thu May 10, 2007 3:11 am ] |
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 Mr. Harry Butz, how many times do I have to tell you that.... For the hundreth time, its Larry! Must you mock me?
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| Author: | Doctor Scraps [ Thu May 10, 2007 6:37 am ] |
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 "Wow, I never would have thought of that." (Insert sarcastic inner monologue) "Always the foolish fool in the foolishly blue fools suit." "Who moved this? I had this right where I wanted it. WHO MOVED THIS?!" "ROFLMAO" "...Why can't they stay that size after Sis goes away...?" "Ah, dangit...I put on two different shoes AGAIN..."
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| Author: | MoronSonOfBoron [ Thu May 10, 2007 6:40 am ] |
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 Bradley-boo...
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| Author: | Jibo [ Thu May 10, 2007 11:48 am ] |
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 "Excelsior!" "You asked me what was wrong and I said 'nothing' and then I turned around and said... 'everything...'" "Rawr and stuff." "Booo! Fine, nya!"
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| Author: | manfredvonmanliness [ Thu May 10, 2007 9:24 pm ] |
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(I can't figure out how to work the spoiler tags, nothin happens when i click on them)  AAAAARRRGHHHHH!!!! The weather lady said it would be sunny, and I walk outside and I get hit by a tornado!!!!!
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| Author: | Dannichu [ Thu May 10, 2007 9:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Stupid things characters actually WOULD say... |
More or less anything said by Ini. The conversation you have with herwhen you show her her picture is probably the best example. "I, like, totally get the feeling I've seen this person someplace before..." |
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| Author: | CBLuigi [ Thu May 10, 2007 9:37 pm ] |
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Spoiler: This is how you do it. By the way, Turner hating the weather girl is almost as far as you can get from a spoiler. =p |
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| Author: | Phoenix223 [ Thu May 10, 2007 10:35 pm ] |
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I'm gonna give this a shot. Mr/Ms. _____, I wish to invite you to Mr. Nick's and Mystic Maya's wedding. *To Frannie* lay down here while I take a peek at-  ! Yeow baby, do it again, hmm, yes!!!  *to someone surnamed Smith* Like, you are... Mr. Wright, that, like, Lawyer guy, like, right?Spoiler: (<---not really) These are my deleted lines |
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| Author: | manfredvonmanliness [ Fri May 11, 2007 11:40 pm ] |
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 ..................... Ohohoho!! That was a good one Wrighto boy!
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| Author: | Kaden Rapius [ Sat May 12, 2007 2:21 am ] |
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 : GODDAMNIT! MY COFFEE'S COLD! THIS ISN'T MY RULE! :zzzzz...lemons...youth.....*snore* : I need new bloody glasses, these keep falling down..WHEN I EXERT MY EVIL MANICAL PLOTING FACE! *Glasses Fall down*...¬_¬ : The doctor is in...PINCHY PINCHY!
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| Author: | Orcaizer Al [ Sat May 12, 2007 6:40 am ] |
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 UB-JICT-SHUN!!! Go for it, be a man. LOLOLOLOL. Ow! I hit the wrong vein... AGAIN?!:/ |
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| Author: | Dr. Mancusio [ Sat May 12, 2007 8:37 am ] |
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 Yes, I'm quite sure of the murderer's physique when I saw him strike that poor girl with the clock. He had a purple suit, a wig, and a mole on his forehead. I couldn't be more certain in my mind, your honour.
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| Author: | Doctor Scraps [ Sat May 12, 2007 4:23 pm ] |
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 "Wait wait...Mr. Wright, what do you mean by Ju-Dish-E-Ary?" "I'll help you find the evidence, if you do things to my dog. His name's Tim." "Hey, Pal, the Short Bus wasn't that ba...wait, what?!" "Nick, when I'm Mia...You two aren't...Are you?" "Now don't worry, I'm a doctor!" 
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| Author: | SilverZephyr [ Sat May 12, 2007 5:43 pm ] |
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Doctor Scraps wrote: "I'll help you find the evidence, if you do things to my dog. His name's FIX'D. |
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| Author: | MikeMeekinsFan [ Sat May 12, 2007 6:23 pm ] |
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 The cafeteria staff listens to my romantic troubles,sir! ... I'm a fan of cold medicines!
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| Author: | Ryuko [ Sun May 13, 2007 7:47 am ] |
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 *Woof!* Gah! It's the dog that keeps eating all the food when I sell it!(reference to AA case 4 and credits, dogs love cheese as well as meat) |
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| Author: | manfredvonmanliness [ Tue May 15, 2007 12:06 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Stupid things characters actually WOULD say... |
[font size:large-- The step-ladder paradox--] hey look! It's a ladder That's a "step"-ladderYou should stop judging things based on cultural assumptions.blue inner thoughts(Man! This girl is OUT there!)(case 1-3) Hey, a ladder!That's a "step"-ladderwhat's the difference?(case 2-3) I think something like this happens somewhere else (maybe case 1-5 in the parking lot?) (note that quotes may not be completely accurate) |
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| Author: | dullahan1 [ Tue May 15, 2007 12:14 am ] |
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Mr. Marshall, will you please give me your testimony? I can't understand a word you just said pardner. Try speakin' Texan, it's the only language I understand.
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| Author: | manfredvonmanliness [ Tue May 15, 2007 12:21 am ] |
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| seriously jake, you have to testify why don't you get George Bush to translate for ya. you speak stupid, he speaks stupid AND Texan, so he'd be able to translate Wait i thikn I know someone who could translate (blue thought(please don't say "The Texan badger shoved up Morgan's a--") The texan ba...
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| Author: | Jadius [ Tue May 15, 2007 6:50 am ] |
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 *when someone dies* Oh, don't worry, they're in the satrs now.Trilo. Well, I would love to see a doll punch someone in the face. It's a doll. |
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| Author: | Mr. Wright [ Fri May 18, 2007 10:12 pm ] |
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Mr. Wright, I hereby penalize you for being an idiot. Objectionation! That's objectionatible!
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| Author: | MikeMeekinsFan [ Fri May 18, 2007 11:35 pm ] |
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| Oh, honey, I'm not gay........ I'm bi!
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| Author: | Orcaizer Al [ Fri May 18, 2007 11:44 pm ] |
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| "My shadow's only one that walks beside me; my shallow heart's the only thing that's beating! Sometimes, I wish someone out there will find me... Till then I walk alone!" "Lawl. Lemons." "What do you mean I'm pacing myself too slow? Ooh, look! I move my hand to the right! I blink! I stare! Oh the tension! Ohohohohoho!!!" *Claps* "Oh, yes... Bring her in for an examination tomorrow!" *Grabby hands*
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| Author: | Tomoshibi Amatsu [ Sun May 20, 2007 1:52 am ] |
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| That's it Wright you're off my friends list! You're off my top eight!
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| Author: | Thorn [ Mon May 28, 2007 5:34 pm ] |
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I'm a ninja just like the Steel Samurai! HIYAAAAA! Why am I surrounded by all of these idiots? There is dust on my desk! who dared to disturb the perfect order of my tidy desk!? Do they want their salary lowered!? Hmmm yes just let me know if you any of you ladies ever need a medical examination. I'm a doctor hmmmm yes. Why do I even bother to come back from the dead anymore? I'm a fabulous magician! WHOOSH I CAN FLY! Wow, there sure are a lot of stars. Does that mean a lot of people have died? Uhhh where we goin again? Keith! You better take over this pasta shop when I'm gone! Ayup. Or else you'll be forced to live in one of those boats those kids are always askin' for ayup. MUHAHAHA! I am perfect! and soon, I shall lead a perfect dictatorship!
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| Author: | Ultimate Prosecutor [ Mon May 28, 2007 6:03 pm ] |
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Maya, what happened!! Impossible, I tried to fly like Max... It doesn't work!!! Outa the way... let me examine her. *examines Adrian Andrews instead* Um... It was Maya tha- shhh... these results are interesting hehe... w00t? ROFLMAOOLBRBG2G! n00I3
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| Author: | Brandon Strong [ Mon May 28, 2007 7:35 pm ] |
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Quote: --The Step-Ladder Paradox-- hey look! It's a ladder That's a "step"-ladder You should stop judging things based on cultural assumptions. blue inner thoughts(Man! This girl is OUT there!)(case 1-3) Hey, a ladder! That's a "step"-ladder what's the difference?(case 2-3) I think something like this happens somewhere else (maybe case 1-5 in the parking lot?) Yeah, and it does. It goes like this:  Ah hah! A ladder. Um... Thats a stepladder. What's the difference? In scientific terms, please. S-scientific huh? Look at the basic nature of things, Mr. Wright. (This all feels so horribly familiar somehow...)Case 1-5 |
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| Author: | Orcaizer Al [ Tue May 29, 2007 3:54 am ] |
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Phantom Phoenix wrote: Why do i even bother to come back from the dead anymore?Simple.  "So I can stare at you and lose my cases whenever I'm up against Maruhodou."
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| Author: | Jibo [ Wed May 30, 2007 8:59 am ] |
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 I like, like, saying like and, like, stuff. Mr. Nick, what does "butt-secks" mean? One sec, I need to talk to my imaginary friend about this.*dials* Yeah, Mike disagrees. Bradley-Boo, through all these strange characters I WILL find you. (Then maybe we can finish where we left off...)
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| Author: | MikeMeekinsFan [ Fri Jun 01, 2007 5:44 pm ] |
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 This ball tastes good, does anyone else wanna taste my ball?? I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts! There ggggggggggreat!  hey, that's my line!
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| Author: | dullahan1 [ Fri Jun 01, 2007 5:47 pm ] |
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| UB-JICT-SHUN!!!!! Hey! Thats my line!!!
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| Author: | Akwatyka [ Fri Jun 01, 2007 7:04 pm ] |
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(OKay i'll translate this myself...) See, this is a watch. Mr Nick I know what's a watch. I forgot I was talking to Pearl and not Maya...
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| Author: | Ultimate Prosecutor [ Fri Jun 01, 2007 8:05 pm ] |
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| Hold on, hold on! I need to finish this Caviar! It's so delicious!
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| Author: | Aetheryn [ Fri Jun 01, 2007 8:50 pm ] |
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 - Oh ho ho! Hi there little Pearly! Want to see some really cool?! It's a real, LOADED, pistol! - Thank you Mister Scruffy Detective! What does this thing do?! *Shoots Gumshoe* - OH SNAP! - Mister Scruffy...?
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| Author: | MikeMeekinsFan [ Sat Jun 02, 2007 3:59 am ] |
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I love your Avatar ^ and yes I have hugged him...^.^... *hugs Mike*.  There's a rice cake on my head..... Oh, noesnoesisisnessess..... damn, I need a new line! SHHHH! I'm smok'n weed *puffs* Maaaaaaaaaaannnnn...... that's some good stuff....
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| Author: | Akwatyka [ Sat Jun 02, 2007 5:58 pm ] |
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| WHOOOOOOOOP! Yes he does say it once in PW AA. |
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