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Author:  Aetheryn [ Sat Jun 02, 2007 6:07 pm ]
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MikeMeekinsFan wrote:
I love your Avatar ^ and yes I have hugged him...^.^... *hugs Mike*.
Yay! I'm not the only Mike fan! ^_^


Edgeworth also says "Whooop!" in the credits, something in the range of,
"WHOOOOOP!! DECTECTIVE GUMSHOOOOOOE!!"
That was hilarious. Then he walks out embarrassed.

Author:  SilverZephyr [ Sat Jun 02, 2007 6:16 pm ]
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Akwatyka wrote:
:edgeworth: WHOOOOOOOOP!

Yes he does say it once twice in PW AA.


Fix'd 8D
I was sad when he never said that line after the first game :(

Author:  MikeMeekinsFan [ Sat Jun 02, 2007 7:19 pm ]
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Aetheryn wrote:
MikeMeekinsFan wrote:
I love your Avatar ^ and yes I have hugged him...^.^... *hugs Mike*.
Yay! I'm not the only Mike fan! ^_^

Yay! Let's be friends! That way we can rub our fandom into people's faces. haha :meekins: :meekins: :meekins:
back to subject:

:starr: He's like a new cheese ( or something like that....)
:udgy: Ah, yes and I would be hard with rough edges.
:ema: I bet you smell bad too.

Author:  Aetheryn [ Sat Jun 02, 2007 8:15 pm ]
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Woohoo! Maybe I can find one of those "I Like Ike" banners or pics from the Eisenhower presidential election and change them to say "I like Mike"

Anyways;

:meekins: - I see dead suspicious people!

Author:  Gigafreak [ Sat Jun 02, 2007 8:57 pm ]
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Brandon Strong wrote:
Quote:
--The Step-Ladder Paradox--
:maya: hey look! It's a ladder
:phoenix: That's a "step"-ladder
:maya: You should stop judging things based on cultural assumptions.
:phoenix: blue inner thoughts(Man! This girl is OUT there!)
(case 1-3)

:maya: Hey, a ladder!
:phoenix: That's a "step"-ladder
:maya: what's the difference?
(case 2-3)

I think something like this happens somewhere else (maybe case 1-5 in the parking lot?)

Yeah, and it does. It goes like this:
:ema: Ah hah! A ladder.
:phoenix: Um... Thats a stepladder.
:scientific: What's the difference? In scientific terms, please.
:ack: S-scientific huh?
:scientific: Look at the basic nature of things, Mr. Wright.
:nick: (This all feels so horribly familiar somehow...)
Case 1-5



Try examining the bookshelf in the office in various chapters for a similar gag.

(1-4)
:nick: Difficult-looking legal books stand in a formidable row. They mock me.
I tried reading one, and it made my head hurt.
When I closed it, it slipped out of my hand. Then my foot hurt too.
____________________________

(1-5, after the first mention of Evidence Law)
:nick: Difficult-looking legal books stand in a formidable row. They mock me.

:ema: Oh, I tried studying one of those just now.
:scientific: Remember what they were talking about in the trial yesterday...?

:think: Oh, right, evidence law. So, did you learn anything?

:scientific: Well, when I tried reading, it made my head hurt.

:nick: Oh...

:ema: Then, when I closed it, it slipped out of my hand and fell on my foot.

:think: (Oddly enough I find myself identifying with her on this one...)
_____________________________
(2-2)
:nick: Difficult-looking legal books stand in a formidable row. They mock me.
...Actually, I've neglected them for so long, a layer of dust has started to form.
One of these days, I should try to build up the courage to read one... Maybe.
_____________________________

(2-3)
:nick: Difficult-looking legal books stand in a formidable row. They mock me.
I wouldn't mind dumping some of these off at the used bookstore...
But that might not be such a good idea.
_____________________________

(2-4)
:nick: Difficult-looking legal books stand in a formidable row. They mock me.
:pearl: Oh! Do you need to look something up in one of these law books, Mr. Nick?
Wh-Which book is it!? Which book do you need!?
...
Umm... I can't read those hard books, and... um... I can't reach them either...
:phoenix: It's OK, Pearls. Really.
______________________________

I haven't tried, but I do wonder if Mia ever has anything to say about Nick's opinion on those books.

Author:  AceDetective [ Sun Sep 16, 2007 11:56 pm ]
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Quote:
Try examining the bookshelf in the office in various chapters for a similar gag.

(1-4)
:nick: Difficult-looking legal books stand in a formidable row. They mock me.
I tried reading one, and it made my head hurt.
When I closed it, it slipped out of my hand. Then my foot hurt too.
____________________________

(1-5, after the first mention of Evidence Law)
:nick: Difficult-looking legal books stand in a formidable row. They mock me.

:ema: Oh, I tried studying one of those just now.
:scientific: Remember what they were talking about in the trial yesterday...?

:think: Oh, right, evidence law. So, did you learn anything?

:scientific: Well, when I tried reading, it made my head hurt.

:nick: Oh...

:ema: Then, when I closed it, it slipped out of my hand and fell on my foot.

:think: (Oddly enough I find myself identifying with her on this one...)
_____________________________
(2-2)
:nick: Difficult-looking legal books stand in a formidable row. They mock me.
...Actually, I've neglected them for so long, a layer of dust has started to form.
One of these days, I should try to build up the courage to read one... Maybe.
_____________________________

(2-3)
:nick: Difficult-looking legal books stand in a formidable row. They mock me.
I wouldn't mind dumping some of these off at the used bookstore...
But that might not be such a good idea.
_____________________________

(2-4)
:nick: Difficult-looking legal books stand in a formidable row. They mock me.
:pearl: Oh! Do you need to look something up in one of these law books, Mr. Nick?
Wh-Which book is it!? Which book do you need!?
...
Umm... I can't read those hard books, and... um... I can't reach them either...
:phoenix: It's OK, Pearls. Really.
______________________________

I haven't tried, but I do wonder if Mia ever has anything to say about Nick's opinion on those books.


Lol I love how he says "They mock me" every time XD I didn't know there were so many gags with this one, I wonder about Mia too... :mia-maya:

Author:  AceDetective [ Sun Sep 16, 2007 11:59 pm ]
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Ack! :ack: Sorry about the double post... :sadshoe:

Author:  Mitzy [ Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:17 pm ]
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:phoenix: "You have a pet, right?"
:matt: "Hold on. Let me consult my cat." +Dials and whatnot.+
:phoenix: (...Consult...his...CAT?!)

[Yeah. I thought about that for a while...]

Author:  Officer 1BDI [ Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:43 pm ]
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Concerning :larry2: : ...Well, this comic says it all, really.

Author:  PrinceDaniel07 [ Mon Sep 17, 2007 7:42 pm ]
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:franny: What? I'm NOT perfect? NOOOOOOOOOO!

:maya: I've got a cold.
:hotti: Oh I'll examine you... hm... yes.... You'll need to take your clothes off.
:maya: For a cold?!
:hotti: I'm a doctor. I know what's best.

:edgeworth: That was so objectionable it escaped my mind!

:udgy: Um... I can't remember. Please tell me again.

:maggy: Sir! Permission to kick you, sir!

:pearl: Oh come on! Just give her this ring that I got from a box of cracker jacks!
:phoenix: I'm not interested in Maya...
:pearl: Stop lying!

:sadshoe: Aw man! I forgot to investigate.

:ema: Argh. Edgeworth turned out rather gloomy, didn't he?

:adrian: No. I'm not a nerd. Stop being so silly!

Author:  MoronSonOfBoron [ Mon Sep 17, 2007 7:51 pm ]
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I thought this had been posted before... oh well, here it is!

:ema-shock: Mr. Edgeworth, I want you to make science to me!

Author:  Doom Saber [ Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:57 pm ]
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manfredvonmanliness wrote:
[font size:large-- The step-ladder paradox--]
:maya:hey look! It's a ladder
:phoenix: That's a "step"-ladder
:maya:You should stop judging things based on cultural assumptions.
:phoenix:blue inner thoughts(Man! This girl is OUT there!)
(case 1-3)

:maya:Hey, a ladder!
:phoenix:That's a "step"-ladder
:maya:what's the difference?
(case 2-3)

I think something like this happens somewhere else (maybe case 1-5 in the parking lot?)

(note that quotes may not be completely accurate)


it also happens in the third pw game as well.

Author:  Manfred von Karma [ Mon Sep 17, 2007 11:50 pm ]
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After Mia starts to really go after :chinami: in 3-4:

:javado: : Rawr, kitten's got claws! :shoe:

---

:grey: : The weathergirl said it was going to rain all day.
:phoenix: : But it's sunny.
:grey: : Exactly. I carried this f*cking umbrella around all day for no reason!

Author:  ShyTenda [ Mon Sep 17, 2007 11:54 pm ]
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:hobohodo: Welcome to Wal-mart!

Author:  dullahan1 [ Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:43 am ]
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:sal: I had no steaks. It was teh suxx0rs!

:maya: Nick, what does "suck sores" mean?

I found it so funny how Maya didn't understand 1337 speak!

Author:  The Doctor [ Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:30 pm ]
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*Present Mia's profile*
:hotti: Hmmm...yes. That is one FINE example of a woman! *Grabby hands* I ccan imagine just....hmmmm./...and...hmm....HMM! *THUNK*
Nurse: W-what happened?
:phoenix: (...I think he's just passed out...)

Author:  R38 4010 [ Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:09 am ]
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:franny: I pity the foo!.
:gregory: Difficult-looking legal books stand in a formidable row. They mock me.

Author:  PrinceDaniel07 [ Thu Sep 20, 2007 4:09 am ]
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:eh?: Now I'm making minimum wage!

:edgeworth: Mr. Wright, you are an idiot.

:franny: What? Surely you can let me assaulting Phoenix slide! He was so foolish, he was asking for it.

:maya: Hamburgers are tasty!

:franny: Hey Phoenix. Want to go to my place with this whip?
:phoenix: Hell yeah!

Author:  Escargotage [ Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:11 am ]
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:that-b-word: - You can stand under my umbrella, feenie. ;]

Author:  Brandon Strong [ Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:00 am ]
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WARNING: BEWARE OF POORLY MADE SMILEYS
Spoiler: TnT...I guess?
(at hazakura)
:phoenix: Um, hello? I need to speak to Iris...
Image Ah. Hm. Yes. I'm mystic Iris. Hoh hoh.
:ack: YOU?! What are you doing here?
Image Ah...various spititual things, channelry...hm...yes...
:phoenix: But...its you! Director Hotti!
Image Hm. Ah. Yes. Yes I see. Well, I have a little secret to let you in on.
:phoenix: Oh lord.
Image *whispers* I'm not Mystic Iris. Hoh hoh.
:phoenix: Really now..."Director" Hotti...
Image Please. It's "Mystic" Hotti.

Author:  Haruhi [ Thu Sep 20, 2007 1:26 pm ]
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:think: I'm a good thunker!

Author:  Otorimaster [ Sat Sep 22, 2007 3:03 am ]
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:damon: Udgey!

:udgy: What?

:gant: Let's go swimming!

Author:  DetectiveTomDamron [ Sat Sep 22, 2007 4:18 am ]
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:udgy: You didnt know your name?
:oops: nope! heh heh...

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