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157) Monkeys have really strong arms.

175. Lawyers can crack a case by knowing if the witness acts suspiscous

Pixlking wrote:

P!ATD wrote:

126. It's possible for identical twins to have completely different hair colours
129. If you work with computers, your name has to be an anagram.

You can dye your hair, and it's called palindrome.

Ah, crap. How did I get anagrams and palindromes confused? :meekins:

OK, I really am not smart today.

And yeah, you're right on the dyeing your hair thing. I just don't think they dye their hair, so I never considered that when I typed it. Again, I'm not smart today. :sadshoe:

I is a idiot. :payne:

194: If a Judge is about to pronounce someone guilty when they are not, they will wait for a few seconds until somebody shouts, "HOLD IT!". However, if they are going to pronounce them not guilty, they will do it straight away.

211.- You can yell, "TAKE THAT" in front of people's faces and they won't mind.

200. A famous prosecutor can suddenly become a defense attorney and no one will be suspicious or question about it.

244. If you don't have a lot of sprite animations, you are going to be killed.

Author:	Coffee Prosecutor [ Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:37 pm ]
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149.Bluffing is the Key to Success(The reference here is from Layton) 150.Every Prosecutor has a tragical history under his surface(Expept Winston, he´s simply pathetic) 151.Each time an Investigation isn´t doe perfectly an Inspector gets his salary cut 152.Inspectors loves to help you, if u are a lawyer 153.Everyone and everthing needs a theme 154.Each year there´s only one prosecutor 155.As a Lawyer You need to take only 4 Cases a year so you can have a good life 156.95% of all trials are murder-trials

Author:	Yaragorm [ Tue Dec 15, 2009 1:13 am ]
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157) Monkeys have really strong arms. 158) It is not okay for minors to accidentally shoot their dad in a dark stuffy elevator, but it is okay to shoot a mean prosecutor by accident. 159) Never tell parrots your secrets 160) Murder is apparently the easiest solution to all of life's problems 161) It can snow in Los Angeles 162) All lawyers are screwed always.

Author:	SnowWright [ Tue Dec 15, 2009 1:15 am ]
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163) ESP has no aid in detecting sarcasm

Author:	Essa_L_M.E [ Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:31 am ]
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163. You must use every piece of evidence in the court record for the client to be NOT GUILTY.

Author:	LordWolfODonnell [ Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:32 am ]
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164. The Magatama can work anytime, anywhere.... except the courtroom.

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Author:	RoundedEdge [ Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:36 am ]
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165. You can go from one place to another place several hours away in a matter of seconds if you push the right buttons

Author:	Vitor-Leal [ Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:42 am ]
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166. The police experts doesn't investigate even half of a crime scene. 167. Someone with a broken neck can scribble the name of the lover. 168. "The defense is badgering the witness" trick never works. 169. If something smells, it's ever the loud-mouthed, anime-faced guy. Ever. 170. The bigger the ESP powers, the bigger the boobs of the girl channelled. 171. A big nose can fit at a flat-faced mask. So do large cinnamon bun hair. 172. Puppets can be treated as normal people.

Author:	mainframe004 [ Tue Dec 15, 2009 8:21 am ]
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Yaragorm wrote: 157) Monkeys have really strong arms. ...Uh, this happens to be true in real life. o_o 173. Video cameras at detention centers apparently do nothing good towards recording the conversations made during visits, thus leading to elaborate murder plans being set into action, when they could've been prevented.

Author:	Choco Orange [ Tue Dec 15, 2009 9:27 am ]
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^ Yes. 174. Security Guards can sleep while standing up 175. Lawyers can crack a case by knowing if the witness acts suspiscous 176. The glasses of the future dont have nose pads to keep your glasses in place 177. It is entirely possible to make lightning when youre mad 178. People can sweat for as long as your battery allows and still not look like they did the next scene later 179. The past smells like fresh lemon, you see

Author:	mainframe004 [ Tue Dec 15, 2009 9:31 am ]
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Choco Orange wrote: 175. Lawyers can crack a case by knowing if the witness acts suspiscous 180. Lawyers can prove you're lying simply by observing a twitch in your actions.

Author:	Miemoko [ Tue Dec 15, 2009 12:03 pm ]
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181. People can be fooled by a card board Badge 182. Ladders and (or) step ladders are a big issue in our world

Author:	denerop [ Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:00 pm ]
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P!ATD wrote: Pixlking wrote: P!ATD wrote: 126. It's possible for identical twins to have completely different hair colours 129. If you work with computers, your name has to be an anagram. You can dye your hair, and it's called palindrome. Ah, crap. How did I get anagrams and palindromes confused? OK, I really am not smart today. And yeah, you're right on the dyeing your hair thing. I just don't think they dye their hair, so I never considered that when I typed it. Again, I'm not smart today. I is a idiot. It's not possible to dye your hair in a natural red colour, so if they dyed their hair, it would be iris.. 183- There isn't a maximum at the amount of hairgel, you will always have enough, and enough time to style it.

Author:	P!ATD [ Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:15 pm ]
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But Iris probably doesn't dye her hair, since she's got the same hair colour as the rest of her family. That's why I don't think she dyes her hair, and I'm not so sure about Dahlia. Anyway, this isn't the first time I've managed to do this, change the subject so it has nothing to do with the actual topic. 186. It's possible to have Manfred von Karma as your father, and still end up quite pretty. 187. Spaghetti does not have "bur" in it. 188. "Phoenix" is a good name for a dog. 189. Prosecutors don't actually have to wear their badges, but defence attorneys do.

Author:	Chloe [ Tue Dec 15, 2009 6:02 pm ]
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190. Lyingcoldly makes a lot of threads

Author:	Kenny 57 [ Wed Dec 16, 2009 12:52 am ]
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201: 15 year old girls can make there voices sound like a scarry man or a gentalman 202: Odds that a child has lost there parents suprisingly go up in the future 203: Acrobats can still live at the circus even after they are confined to a wheelchair 204: Cops can secrately not reveal information on there whereabouts of people who have been missing for 17 years 205: Capes can magicly atatch to a bust in less than a second.

Author:	Kenny 57 [ Wed Dec 16, 2009 1:32 am ]
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208: People can suvive on only instant noodles 209: Peverted doctors can hold a job for over 8 years 210: It is possible to be shot in the heart and still live (I can't belive someone didn't mention that before).

Author:	RoundedEdge [ Wed Dec 16, 2009 7:12 am ]
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218. If you thump someone over the head hard enough with a grape juice bottle, you can kill them 219. There is no way Winston Payne can win a case (spoilers?) 220. 'SECURITY' would make a good name for a café 221. Cows like to eat steak (Lunchland (Wait, is that Angel's lunch company's name?) van logo) 222. Never trust old men who run boat rental shops 223. Everyone would want to eat 'Phoenix Noodles'

Author:	antonis [ Wed Dec 16, 2009 4:17 pm ]
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226 Bailiffs are invisible BUT do exist 227 If you screw up enough you end up paying to go to work 228 College students aren't alone when they live on instant noodles alone, detectives are also living off them as well

Author:	Tacas [ Tue Dec 15, 2009 8:00 pm ]
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191. Defense Attorneys always point with their left hand, except they are in the helper stand.

Author:	folizzle_! [ Tue Dec 15, 2009 8:58 pm ]
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192: Every witness and defendant ever has a cheesy name. And sometimes the lawyers do, too. 193: It's perfectly normal for your mentor to talk about his hemorrhoids... constantly. 194: If a Judge is about to pronounce someone guilty when they are not, they will wait for a few seconds until somebody shouts, "HOLD IT!". However, if they are going to pronounce them not guilty, they will do it straight away.

Author:	Vitor-Leal [ Tue Dec 15, 2009 9:30 pm ]
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folizzle_! wrote: 194: If a Judge is about to pronounce someone guilty when they are not, they will wait for a few seconds until somebody shouts, "HOLD IT!". However, if they are going to pronounce them not guilty, they will do it straight away. 2-1 wants a word with you.

Author:	Lemon_dragon [ Tue Dec 15, 2009 10:59 pm ]
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195: We should stop basing things on narrow-minded cultural assumptions.

Author:	yaoigirl15 [ Wed Dec 16, 2009 12:10 am ]
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196. The last witness in court is most of the times the murderer. 197. You can say your pin number to everyone in the courtroom and not be worried about identity theft or something along those lines. 198. You can never recognize a person as long as they have different clothes on. 199. You can be your own lawyer when accused of murder. 200. A famous prosecutor can suddenly become a defense attorney and no one will be suspicious or question about it.

Author:	chichistar [ Wed Dec 16, 2009 1:24 am ]
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206: Apparently a cash register is a magic box that spits out money. 207: People can wake up from a 5 year coma just by the smell of coffee.

Author:	pacman911 [ Wed Dec 16, 2009 4:03 am ]
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149.- You can yell, "TAKE THAT" in front of people's faces and they won't mind.

Author:	Kenny 57 [ Wed Dec 16, 2009 4:53 am ]
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pacman911 wrote: 211.- You can yell, "TAKE THAT" in front of people's faces and they won't mind. fixed and 212: Suicide attempts are not stopped by court officials 213: Cowboys will make a comeback in the future 214: Rich people are assholes 215: In a van/scooter collision it is the person in the van that will be severely injured 216: Noodles sticking to a bowl make a decent wig 217: 9 year olds can beat the crap out of 26 year olds.

Author:	mainframe004 [ Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:16 am ]
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yaoigirl15 wrote: 200. A famous prosecutor can suddenly become a defense attorney and no one will be suspicious or question about it. 224. In case that famous prosecutor is suddenly questioned in court, he can use "You are imagining things, your honor" as a valid excuse.

Author:	Coffee Prosecutor [ Wed Dec 16, 2009 3:42 pm ]
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225.People always wear the same clothes

Author:	Berendsnor [ Wed Dec 16, 2009 5:26 pm ]
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229: Only women can be channeled. 230: If a cup of noodles weights about half a pound, there can be two kilos of salt in it.

Author:	chichistar [ Wed Dec 16, 2009 5:34 pm ]
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231. Radios can sweat huge oil drops and still work just fine. 232. Spoiler: You can get hit on the head by a fire extinguisher, lose your memory and still be an awesome lawyer. 233. Radios can blow up numerous times and still work. 234. Visors can blow up on you face and not hurt you at all. 235. You can have super hot coffee all over your face and not get a 3rd degree burn.

Author:	Ping' [ Wed Dec 16, 2009 7:42 pm ]
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236. The truth hurts. Literally. Sometimes it can even make your visor explode. 237. Steak lunches can be evidence. 238. In court, witnesses testify two times. They start by giving their entire testimony without any interruption. When this first part is finished, the judge and attorneys instantly forget everything they've just heard. The witnesses then proceed to repeat their testimony, only this time, each statement will be pressed by the defense attorney. It is also possible to rewind your life during cross-examinations.

Author:	RoundedEdge [ Wed Dec 16, 2009 7:46 pm ]
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239. Pockets, like Magic Panties, can hold anything, regardless of its size or importance.

Author:	Finnemore [ Wed Dec 16, 2009 8:17 pm ]
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240: You can fit Tigers and Monkey's in your pockets. 241: You can present animals in court, and no-one gives a damn.

Author:	Akiak [ Wed Dec 16, 2009 8:37 pm ]
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244. If you don't have a lot of sprite animations, you are going to be killed.

Author:	LyingColdly [ Wed Dec 16, 2009 8:51 pm ]
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Akiak wrote: 244. If you don't have a lot of sprite animations, you are going to be killed. Grossberg?

Author:	yaoigirl15 [ Wed Dec 16, 2009 8:54 pm ]
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245. Anyone can be your assistant in the courtroom, even the defendant.

Author:	RoundedEdge [ Wed Dec 16, 2009 8:59 pm ]
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246. The less important a person seems, the more likely they are to be the real killer.

Author:	ShoySlayer [ Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:11 pm ]
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247.You can always have an invisible coffee machine and a endless supply of cups. 248.You can wear wierd headgear in court. 249.If you're alive again, you must change your clothes to the opposite colors of the original clothes and have an excuse for revenge. 250.Playing an air guitar is allowed in court. 251.your witness is NEVER too wierd. 252.You can always state the obvious in court after shouting ZVARRI!