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Creepier than a painting of Steve Buscemi donning a Mona Lisa smile; eerier and more unnerving than the thought of middle-aged men with diaper fetishes itself... That is this topic. :godot:

Taken from Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Case 5:

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Ema: I can see the Lunchland car over there... far in the distance.

Phoenix: Hey, you're right. I like the cute design on the door. (I can see... a cartoon cow munching down on a juicy-looking steak.)

Ema: Doesn't that strike you as a little... creepy?

Phoenix: Just don't think too deeply about it and you'll be fine.

Well, to start off, you have the dialogue between Ema and Phoenix, which is disturbing in and of itself, due to the mood dissonance of Phoenix's somewhat cheery proclamation/disposition of a cannibalistic cartoon cow eating filet mignon, whose cute design initially wards off the more ominous aspect of the ad you may find, as Ema immediately had. Personally speaking, the moment I learned more about Gant, and how his blackmailing had Lana in a vice, I instantly thought back to the text in question, likening Gant to the cow with the Lea & Perrins in its hand, and Lana as the steak that was being picked apart and chewed upon - their being of the same professional ilk cementing the parallel. Terrific foreshadowing, Capcom.

Secondly, there's the accompanying theme to that scenario to consider, when PW & ES were investigating the underground parking lot of the prosecutor's office, Reminiscence ~ Case SL-9. It's mildly chilling in its own right, and from my viewpoint, played a huge part in the gravity of the exchange between the two.

All in all, one of the many highlights of the series, even if you can miss the significance of it in the blink of an eye.

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Spoiler: 3-5
Maya - "Then something warm splashed over me..."
So many meanings...


Spoiler: 1-5
*examining lunchbox*
Ema - "She definitely put her heart in this." (something like that, indicating her care in making it)
Phoenix - "As long as she didn't put any other organs in it..."

Probably my favorite quote of all AA. :jake:

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Anything spoken by Dr. Hotti/Hickfield :hotti:

... Or Armstrong XD :chef:
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Spoiler: 4-4
Zak: So I come back and you start showing pictures of little boys in my face, all who you like (or something along those lines)
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Spoiler: 1-3
"I was feeling fatigued, so I had Sal take me."
"You had Sal...Take you?"
"Yes, in the van."

THE MENTAL IMAGES WHY WHY WHY.
Still, it makes me laugh every time.


Also, Gant's entire dialogue when he caught you in his office in 1-5... :beef:
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:maya: : Oldbag sure has balls! Er, you know what I mean...
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Scarf wrote:
Spoiler: 1-3
"I was feeling fatigued, so I had Sal take me."
"You had Sal...Take you?"
"Yes, in the van."

THE MENTAL IMAGES WHY WHY WHY.
Still, it makes me laugh every time.

*snicker*

Spoiler: 1-2, even though most people would have played this case by now.
I always thought that the "You're lovers" option that comes up in 1-2 when you have to work out how Redd White and Grossberg know each other was disturbing. But amusing.

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Everything about Grossberg's hemorroids is greatly disturbing.
"My Dollie doesn't poop" from Feenie. Hmm... Disgusting but sorta funny
Phoenix: "Well, she does look kind of manly" referring to Lotta. What if it was a man? *gasp*
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I was disturbed every time Grossberg talked about his hemorrhoids in 3-1. :beef:

Spoiler: 3-1.
Grossberg: Unnngh... It feels like my hemorrhoids are doing the Harlem Shake!

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Grossberg: I can hardly tell which is more inflamed, my spirit... or my hemorrhoids!

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Grossberg: During the verdict, I thought my hemorrhoids were going to explode like Mt. Vesuvius!
Mia: Umm, Mr. Grossberg... Do you, um, maybe think you could stop talking about them?
Grossberg: Hmph! That's rather rude.

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Spoiler: 2-4
*present "Crime Photo" of Juan to Matt Engarde*
:matt: : He was a bit of a talentless hack when he was alive... But who knew he could play dead so well? Wouldn't you agree?
:nick-sweat: : W-Well, that's because he really IS dead!
:matt: : And quite pitifully indeed, yes?

Keep in mind, this is BEFORE the big "true Matt" reveal. It's one thing to have a bitter rivalry, but to show such disrespect for the dead speaks volumes about the guy's true nature. A total prick AND a sore winner.

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This priceless exchange from case 3-5. I'm gonna break it up into pieces.

Bikini: ...Huh? Who is this?

Edgeworth:
I... My name is...
Miles Edgeworth.

Bikini:
My my my.
A handsome boy such as
yourself is always welcome!

Bikini:
*sigh*
If circumstances weren't
so tragic, I might just...

...Just what? Do we even wanna know?!

Edgeworth:
(Please don't call me "boy".)
I'm sorry to trouble you...

Edgeworth:
But I'm looking for a
woman in a bikini.

Bikini:
Well, you have found her.
Now, what can I do for you?

Edgeworth:
...

Edgeworth:
I'm sorry, but I don't see
any bikinis...

Gee, Edgeworth, were you really looking forward to it that much? I guess so, check out this earlier quote:

Edgeworth: (I may have to talk to this "bikini lady"... I mean, "decisive witness" myself...)

But anyhow, back to the other exchange.

Bikini:
Ha ha ha!
If you ask nicely, I might
give you a peek, big boy.

...She did NOT just say that.
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shadowofedgeworth wrote:
This priceless exchange from case 3-5. I'm gonna break it up into pieces.

Bikini: ...Huh? Who is this?

Edgeworth:
I... My name is...
Miles Edgeworth.

Bikini:
My my my.
A handsome boy such as
yourself is always welcome!

Bikini:
*sigh*
If circumstances weren't
so tragic, I might just...

...Just what? Do we even wanna know?!

Edgeworth:
(Please don't call me "boy".)
I'm sorry to trouble you...

Edgeworth:
But I'm looking for a
woman in a bikini.

Bikini:
Well, you have found her.
Now, what can I do for you?

Edgeworth:
...

Edgeworth:
I'm sorry, but I don't see
any bikinis...

Gee, Edgeworth, were you really looking forward to it that much? I guess, so, check out this earlier quote:

Edgeworth: (I may have to talk to this "bikini lady"... I mean, "decisive witness" myself...)

But anyhow, back to the other exchange.

Bikini:
Ha ha ha!
If you ask nicely, I might
give you a peek, big boy.

...She did NOT just say that.


Proof that Edgeworth is straight...to some extent. :think:
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Spoiler: 2-4
In some part, pearl says something about reserving a room for Maya and Nick. She doesn't know what hotel rooms are used for... OR DOES SHE? :pearl:
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Every single time :uramidn: said tea.

god it just SCREAMS poison
Spoiler: All AA games
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Yaragorm wrote:
shadowofedgeworth wrote:
This priceless exchange from case 3-5. I'm gonna break it up into pieces.

Bikini: ...Huh? Who is this?

Edgeworth:
I... My name is...
Miles Edgeworth.

Bikini:
My my my.
A handsome boy such as
yourself is always welcome!

Bikini:
*sigh*
If circumstances weren't
so tragic, I might just...

...Just what? Do we even wanna know?!

Edgeworth:
(Please don't call me "boy".)
I'm sorry to trouble you...

Edgeworth:
But I'm looking for a
woman in a bikini.

Bikini:
Well, you have found her.
Now, what can I do for you?

Edgeworth:
...

Edgeworth:
I'm sorry, but I don't see
any bikinis...

Gee, Edgeworth, were you really looking forward to it that much? I guess, so, check out this earlier quote:

Edgeworth: (I may have to talk to this "bikini lady"... I mean, "decisive witness" myself...)

But anyhow, back to the other exchange.

Bikini:
Ha ha ha!
If you ask nicely, I might
give you a peek, big boy.

...She did NOT just say that.


Proof that Edgeworth is straight...to some extent. :think:


Yes! I noticed how Edgeworth was looking forward to the 'Bikini Lady' LOL.
And a later quote from Court goes something like this..

Spoiler: 3-5
Edgeworth: HOLD IT? Exactly how long were you in the bath?
Bikini: oh I get it, next you'll be asking "where did you wash?" (blah blah something else disturbing too) What a naughty boy behind that cute face....


Haha but Edgworth's still gay as a meetball. :edgy:
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There was that one part in 3-3 where Jean started rubbing oils all over himself and Phoenix went: "M-MY EYES!!!" ...Yeah. That was really disturbing. There was no sprite for it - thank God - but it still mentally scarred me. ): And then there was that bit from 3-5, too...

Phoenix: There's only one reason! One as obvious as Jean Armstrong in a thong on the Riviera!

NICK, WHERE DO YOU GET THESE IDEAS?! :larry:
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Yaragorm wrote:
shadowofedgeworth wrote:
This priceless exchange from case 3-5. I'm gonna break it up into pieces.

Bikini: ...Huh? Who is this?

Edgeworth:
I... My name is...
Miles Edgeworth.

Bikini:
My my my.
A handsome boy such as
yourself is always welcome!

Bikini:
*sigh*
If circumstances weren't
so tragic, I might just...

...Just what? Do we even wanna know?!

Edgeworth:
(Please don't call me "boy".)
I'm sorry to trouble you...

Edgeworth:
But I'm looking for a
woman in a bikini.

Bikini:
Well, you have found her.
Now, what can I do for you?

Edgeworth:
...

Edgeworth:
I'm sorry, but I don't see
any bikinis...

Gee, Edgeworth, were you really looking forward to it that much? I guess, so, check out this earlier quote:

Edgeworth: (I may have to talk to this "bikini lady"... I mean, "decisive witness" myself...)

But anyhow, back to the other exchange.

Bikini:
Ha ha ha!
If you ask nicely, I might
give you a peek, big boy.

...She did NOT just say that.


Proof that Edgeworth is straight...to some extent. :think:


:objection:

You don't know that! He could have just been going on about the artistic aspect of women in bikinis! After all, they do look a lot different than they do on men! And we know what a dirty little kink Edgey is

Though it is funny that, when Gumshoe described her as "that Bikini lady," Edgeworth never asked questions and just assumed she would be wearing them in below-freezing temperatures... or at least carrying a bikini around. Oh, Ace Attorney universe.
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Scarf wrote:
Spoiler: 1-3
"I was feeling fatigued, so I had Sal take me."
"You had Sal...Take you?"
"Yes, in the van."

THE MENTAL IMAGES WHY WHY WHY.
Still, it makes me laugh every time.
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Spoiler: 1-3
Ha. That's just great.

It'd serve as no shock if Sal Manella had his fair share of lumps on his head, concealed only by his cap, courtesy of one /\/\$. \/@$qu3z (that was rather painful to type, the 'leetspeak' malarkey). He was too much of an objectionable slob to be around, yet too much of a controllable and profitable cohort to simply get rid of at whim. The woman was apparently stressed and torn between her options. Obviously. The incessant smoking of her tobacco pipe - that she cradled, not held, between her fingers was very telling. When each and every one of your sprites prominently features a tobacco pipe, it's safe to assume that you're dependent upon it, for your sake, as well as Sal's.

Oh, but there were those rare instances when she wasn't about to take a drag. All two of them.

In retrospect, Sal may've been Dee's personal ashtray, as well. The routine of putting out her pipe on said victim for every tongue wag mid-conversation. Read: pretty damn often.

Q: Why?

A: Dee's a classy lady.


Adrian in black wrote:
Spoiler: 2-4
*present "Crime Photo" of Juan to Matt Engarde*
:matt: : He was a bit of a talentless hack when he was alive... But who knew he could play dead so well? Wouldn't you agree?
:nick-sweat: : W-Well, that's because he really IS dead!
:matt: : And quite pitifully indeed, yes?

Keep in mind, this is BEFORE the big "true Matt" reveal. It's one thing to have a bitter rivalry, but to show such disrespect for the dead speaks volumes about the guy's true nature. A total prick AND a sore winner.


Spoiler: 2-4
Agreed.

In spite of how depraved the lines of Matt's you've posted were, I'd have to say your example of that particular talk between him and Phoenix was, most likely, my second favorite amongst the slew of dialogues starring Matt.

During the Psyche-Lock with Matt, when Phoenix presented him with the receipt, and Matt initially denied the purchase of the stuffed bear, claiming to have spent 3,800 dollars on a toothbrush, clenches the gold, I'd say:

Engarde: This $3,800... This could be the toothbrush I bought that one time.

Phoenix: A-A THIRTY-EIGHT HUNDRED DOLLAR TOOTHBRUSH?!

Engarde: ... It's ivory... And it's got elephant hair for bristles...

Phoenix: (Eww... Elephant hair? Is that what rich people use nowadays...?)

Yeah, as far as amusement is concerned, 'Obfuscating Stupidity' Matt > 'For the Evulz' Matt, in my opinion.

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Mia (Referring to Dahila): Now we know who's milkshake bring all the boys to the yard...

That was funny and disturbing at the same time...
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Moe telling the joke about the Ringmaster's death. It was disturbing that he joked about his best friend's death.

A lot of the things Trilo and Regina said. And, of course, pretty much anything Sal, Hotti, Armstrong, and Grossberg said. Spark Brushel also to a somewhat lesser extent. Also, some of Oldbag and Stickler's Rants. Finally, Lotta's habit of helping the prosecution and then coming slinking back to Phoenix.
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every moment i was doing 2-3, i became less sane by the second
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less wrote:
Scarf wrote:
Spoiler: 1-3
"I was feeling fatigued, so I had Sal take me."
"You had Sal...Take you?"
"Yes, in the van."

THE MENTAL IMAGES WHY WHY WHY.
Still, it makes me laugh every time.
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Spoiler: 1-3
Ha. That's just great.

It'd serve as no shock if Sal Manella had his fair share of lumps on his head, concealed only by his cap, courtesy of one /\/\$. \/@$qu3z (that was rather painful to type, the 'leetspeak' malarkey). He was too much of an objectionable slob to be around, yet too much of a controllable and profitable cohort to simply get rid of at whim. The woman was apparently stressed and torn between her options. Obviously. The incessant smoking of her tobacco pipe - that she cradled, not held, between her fingers was very telling. When each and every one of your sprites prominently features a tobacco pipe, it's safe to assume that you're dependent upon it, for your sake, as well as Sal's.

Oh, but there were those rare instances when she wasn't about to take a drag. All two of them.

In retrospect, Sal may've been Dee's personal ashtray, as well. The routine of putting out her pipe on said victim for every tongue wag mid-conversation. Read: pretty damn often.

Q: Why?

A: Dee's a classy lady.




I...I love you :acro:
I can totally see that happening, especially with all the "subtext" between them in 1-3... Remember what Oldbag said about Sal liking it when she treated him like dirt? Yeah, I'm pretty sure she was right on the mark with that one XD
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Somwhere in 3-2, Maya called Ron an attention whore. That's really what she said.
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Somwhere in 3-2, Maya called Ron an attention whore. That's really what she said.


Really? I don't remember that at all. O_O
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It was optional I guess, I never noticed it before. I think you had to press one of Ron's testimony statements.
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That's interesting, I'm going to have to replay that case. I'd like to see that, haha.
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I never played T&T, but I believe it went somewhat like this...
Spoiler: 3-3
Maya: What's that over there?
Phoenix: That's a punching bag.
Maya: You know, that really strikes me as disturbing.
Phoenix: OK...how exactly?
Maya: It's much too big for practical usage.
Phoenix: (I really hope you're pulling my leg here, Maya...)

My brother told me about this one after seeing it. If somebody could find the exact wording that would be good.
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guys, it's a rated t series

they're allowed to use violent and suggestive themes
Spoiler: All AA games
the following people are EEEEEEEVIL:
karma, gant, morgan le fey, slashface aka engarde, penguin/atmey, black dahlia, and devil's hand (aka hirohiko aka figure it out yourself)
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guys, it's a rated t series

they're allowed to use violent and suggestive themes


Nobody ever said they weren't allowed to...
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Somwhere in 3-2, Maya called Ron an attention whore. That's really what she said.


Hahahhaha, wait, I think that was her other bitchy quote. Didn't she then say something like, "Kind of like you, Nick"?
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also in abridged attorney youtube series maya uses phoenix as a punch bag

you don't have to care for what i'm saying by the way
Spoiler: All AA games
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Adrian in black wrote:
Yaragorm wrote:
Somwhere in 3-2, Maya called Ron an attention whore. That's really what she said.


Hahahhaha, wait, I think that was her other bitchy quote. Didn't she then say something like, "Kind of like you, Nick"?


Exactly, now I remember!

"He's not just your average attention whore." and then she said that.

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I never played T&T, but I believe it went somewhat like this...
Spoiler: 3-3
Maya: What's that over there?
Phoenix: That's a punching bag.
Maya: You know, that really strikes me as disturbing.
Phoenix: OK...how exactly?
Maya: It's much too big for practical usage.
Phoenix: (I really hope you're pulling my leg here, Maya...)

My brother told me about this one after seeing it. If somebody could find the exact wording that would be good.


I remember that, but I only realized just now what it meant...
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she means a PUNCHING bag

like a yakkov smirnoff joke or whatever his name is

either that or she's gonna beat phoenix
Spoiler: All AA games
the following people are EEEEEEEVIL:
karma, gant, morgan le fey, slashface aka engarde, penguin/atmey, black dahlia, and devil's hand (aka hirohiko aka figure it out yourself)
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Actually by "practical usage" she was most likely referring to how she might've thought it was a giant dildo.

I'm rather shocked that Trials & Tribulations is the only Ace Attorney game NOT rated for suggestive themes.

"Anyone could wear that outift!...Even me!" - Phoenix talking about the Tres Bien waitress outfit. :P
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Spoiler: 1-2
The whole GrossberxRedd joke. Also Marvins reaction :beef:

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Scarf wrote:
Spoiler: 1-3
"I was feeling fatigued, so I had Sal take me."
"You had Sal...Take you?"
"Yes, in the van."

THE MENTAL IMAGES WHY WHY WHY.
Still, it makes me laugh every time.

...Ew. xD
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Judge-You will suck down the penalty and you will like it! o_0
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Yaragorm wrote:
Judge-You will suck down the penalty and you will like it! o_0

Phoenix: (Thank you, sir, may I have another!)
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Yaragorm wrote:
:maya: : Oldbag sure has balls! Er, you know what I mean...

Yeah Yara, I still remember that quite well :D
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