The truth's in THERE, not out THERE.
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Shit man, I'm blind! Too much vodka, methinks. *hic*
[shocked silence]
Gender: Female
Rank: Suspect
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You know, I think I'll try out the whole "happy" thing.
I'm breaking up with Desiree.
F*** every last one of you! D<
Hm, maybe the days of my youth were more like fresh lime...
I'm getting married!
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Here's the plan: We get the warhead, and hold the world ransom for..
Ace Attorney
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I'm breaking up with Desiree.
F*** every last one of you! D<
Hm, maybe the days of my youth were more like fresh lime...
I'm getting married!
The Enrichment Center is committed to the well being of all participants. Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all.
Here's the plan: We get the warhead, and hold the world ransom for..
#1 DBZ fan.
Gender: Female
Location: At local precinct.
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Fri Feb 29, 2008 6:03 pm
Posts: 351
Woof![shocked silence]
Gender: Female
Rank: Suspect
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Posts: 14
Ac#e to the rescue!!! Avvy be Leeling.
Gender: Female
Location: Donuts.
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Tue Apr 08, 2008 4:11 pm
Posts: 716
The Enrichment Center is committed to the well being of all participants. Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all.
YAY! I won!
Wuzzat? I'm getting a raise?
Okay, I'll admit it... they're actually devil horns...
(or)
I'm not gay. *shot*

Alita x Wocky FTW!!
Gender: Male
Location: Bintaro, Indonesia
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Do you want some Fried Rice Lunch? *or any normal lunches*
The truth's in THERE, not out THERE.
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Rank: Decisive Witness
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(during any case where he's been thrown backwards and forwards between winning and losing the case) All is fine... All is good...
I HAS A GUN
Gender: Male
Location: PH
Rank: Medium-in-training
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Posts: 532
: I AM PENIX WRIGHT!
The One And Only
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Rank: Desk Jockey
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Posts: 51

Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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Posts: 3459
Lovely RitaAkon tickets, front row, middle section.
Gender: Female
Location: In court, sneaking up on you when you least expect it.
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Posts: 1462
Got milk?


Don't mess with me, or I'll give you a Silence Glaive Surprise!
Give her the dick.
Gender: Male
Location: ctf_2fort
Rank: Medium-in-training
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Posts: 562
I'm horny for Luke, so let's get that divorce!
Now it would be more easy to stalk Nicky boy!

The Law is just a Game...
Gender: Male
Location: Manhattan, New York
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Posts: 6053
The internet is for porn!!
sig by RhiaI'm not a lawyer, I'm a hedgehog!
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Location: United States
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The internet is for porn!!
The truth's in THERE, not out THERE.
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Rank: Decisive Witness
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Posts: 205
I'm horny for Luke, so let's get that divorce!
Now it would be more easy to stalk Nicky boy!
Get away from me!
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
Gender: Male
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Posts: 3459
Lovely Rita
lol
Gender: Female
Location: Tucked away in Wellington's scarf. 8D
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Posts: 1670
Oh please, Mr. Payne... *gets naked on the witness stand* Take me now....!
.....8D Score.
.................


I'm not a lawyer, I'm a hedgehog!
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Sorry. For my next one I'll be sure it hasn't been done.

Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
Gender: Male
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Posts: 3459
Oh please, Mr. Payne... *gets naked on the witness stand* Take me now....!
.....8D Score.
.................
Lovely RitaThe truth's in THERE, not out THERE.
Gender: Male
Rank: Decisive Witness
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Posts: 205
Oh please, Mr. Payne... *gets naked on the witness stand* Take me now....!
.....8D Score.
.................Ace Detective
Gender: Male
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:56 am
Posts: 22
Wow. I've finally met someone truly superior to me in every way.
I get it now!!
I just thought of something!
I'm just gonna stand off to the side so I'm not suspected of anything..
I'm MARRIED!!
Putting Smiles on those Faces.
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Rank: Medium-in-training
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Posts: 335
I'm MARRIED!!
To a woman!


The truth's in THERE, not out THERE.
Gender: Male
Rank: Decisive Witness
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Mr Wright?
Yes Gumshoe?
I bought you something.
Oh?
It's related to your sweating as well, pal...
Well, what is it?
Air Conditioning, pal!
You... got me... AC...?
I sure did, pal. By the way, remind me to say thanks to Prosecutor von Karma for giving me a raise.
He... Did... WHAT...
And that's all.
Gender: Male
Rank: Medium-in-training
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: Insert any phrase in here.
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
Gender: Male
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Posts: 3459
Scientifically speaking, that's wrong.
I don't understand, pal!
IT'S SNACK TIME! MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH...
I want to kill you all!
Ooh! Please do kill those detectives, Daddy! And this annoying kid!
PLEASE KILL ME!
OK!
Looks like it's time for a rocking ballad about death.
Screw that! Classical requiem for the win!
OH JOY! I am a masculine man! Let's go drink beer and watch porn!
Lovely RitaI'm not a lawyer, I'm a hedgehog!
Gender: Female
Location: United States
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: This would be so much easier if I weren't colorblind!

Lack of sleep sucks...
Gender: Male
Location: Between the Stairway to Heaven and the Highway to Hell.
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Sun Jul 29, 2007 8:54 pm
Posts: 293

And that's all.
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Posts: 455
: I have a real name!
The truth's in THERE, not out THERE.
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Rank: Decisive Witness
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*Jazz Hands*
That's lame.
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
Gender: Male
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Lovely RitaAce Detective
Gender: Male
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:56 am
Posts: 22
I think I'll just shut up now.
Okay, here's the plan....
The nurse said I was due for a chest examination?
Why would you tell ME that?!! What kind of doctor do you think I am? Some kind of PERVERT???
....I'll do it.
The truth's in THERE, not out THERE.
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Rank: Decisive Witness
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Gant's my bitch.
Super Ace Attorney
Gender: Male
Location: USA
Rank: Prosecutor
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Ac#e to the rescue!!! Avvy be Leeling.
Gender: Female
Location: Donuts.
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Tue Apr 08, 2008 4:11 pm
Posts: 716

Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
Gender: Male
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Posts: 3459
I SOUND TOTALLY AWESOME SINGING BACKWARDS METAL!
What?
!LATEM SDRAWKCAB GNIGNIS EMOSEWA YLLATOT DNUOS I
Right....
Lovely Rita
Got any change?
Gender: Male
Location: Finland
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Sun Jun 01, 2008 11:26 am
Posts: 26
Goddamit, Wright! Know when to give up!
Nah, to hell with kids. Steel Samurai's a freak, but they pay me good money.
You couldn't have won that case without me, Nick!
Maya? She sucks.
The truth's in THERE, not out THERE.
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Rank: Decisive Witness
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*Jazz Hands*
That's my trick!
Wahoo! ~Klonoa
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Location: Breezegale
Rank: Medium-in-training
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Posts: 524
Dessie! I've decided that I will wear the pants in this family!

Ac#e to the rescue!!! Avvy be Leeling.
Gender: Female
Location: Donuts.
Rank: Prosecutor
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DEATH TO ALL WHO DEFY ME!!!!!
Did I ever tell you you're a bitch?
You're right. I'll change from now on.
