The truth's in THERE, not out THERE.
Gender: Male
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Fri May 16, 2008 7:50 pm
Posts: 205
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This hat sucks. (It works either way
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
Gender: Male
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:42 am
Posts: 3459
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LET ME STAND NEXT TO YOUR FIRE!
Lovely Rita
all your lulz are belong to us
Gender: Male
Location: under your bed
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:12 pm
Posts: 512
: We are getting married
all your lulz are belong to us
Gender: Male
Location: under your bed
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:12 pm
Posts: 512
: This was a triumph
: I'm not even angry
: Go ahead and leave me
: And believe me I am still alive
Gender: Female
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Sat Jul 05, 2008 10:23 pm
Posts: 61
I am going to be cruel today.
I know what is going on.
youtube.com/stupidiotz
Gender: Female
Location: In a house, on a street, on a block, in a town, in a city, in a county, in a state, in a country....
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:47 am
Posts: 99
Whips are soooo overrated.
I hate cofee now. I have a new obsession................. BREAKING THE RULES!!!!
*points at something* OMG! LOOK OVER THERE MR.NICK!
MAYA! It's very rude to point!!!!
(GamerErman2001, gantifyed my ava!)
Good 'til the last drop.
Gender: Male
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:45 pm
Posts: 1562
take a secret picture of maya
larry, you are most wonderful person i have ever met
this coffe sucks
get the hell away from me, shoe

The Law is just a Game...
Gender: Male
Location: Manhattan, New York
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Sun Dec 30, 2007 2:20 am
Posts: 6053
There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call "The Twilight Zone".
Oh, what a clever opening statement.
It was irrelevant, mine was perfect!
Last time I checked, perfection didn't have a mullet.
sig by Rhia
Good 'til the last drop.
Gender: Male
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:45 pm
Posts: 1562
this witness is lying!
guess what! im getting married!
i won a case!


Alita x Wocky FTW!!
Gender: Male
Location: Bintaro, Indonesia
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Sun Feb 24, 2008 11:42 am
Posts: 182
Welcome to the world of law and justice, my name is [his name] but people called me The Judge, but first, are you a Boy? or are you a Girl?
And that's all.
Gender: Male
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:48 pm
Posts: 455
: Bowling anyone?
Good 'til the last drop.
Gender: Male
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:45 pm
Posts: 1562
nothing for me, im full
aww mr nick looks so cute with iris, im glad he hates maya
this coffee has poison in it!


Rock N' Roll
Gender: Male
Location: UK, Leeds
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Tue Jul 01, 2008 8:17 pm
Posts: 244
Ho! ho! ho!
My father abused me
One word.......mediocre (a play on the perfection rule)
I don't rape children
herr dickhead
I've never murdered anyone in my life
women are better than men
Maybe I'm a lion?
I'm not ginger
I...use my whip for many things eh adrian?
I...I like men
Oooh yeah ride my hair *just wtf his he doing with his hair anyway?*
you rang?
I'm a real boy!
emo!
The colour of this pen is rrrreerrreeerrrrrr....eerreee...rrrr............BLUE the god damn pen is blue

How could I be evil?
Gender: Male
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:03 pm
Posts: 135
The colour of this pen is rrrreerrreeerrrrrr....eerreee...rrrr............BLUE the god damn pen is blue
Respect among employees is very important to me.
Guess what, honey? I sold the motorcycle and bought a mini-van!
NOOOO!!! I loved that bike!
I think I should become a brunette...
Idiocy is a spectator sport.
Gender: Male
Location: Lost in thought..... don't bother looking for me.
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Sat Jul 12, 2008 2:26 am
Posts: 5
"A Plague upon your family!"
"honestly... dummies creep me out."
I is a cookie
Gender: Female
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Sun Jul 13, 2008 4:52 pm
Posts: 16
Actually, today I was going to spike my hair...
I'd never hurt a fly
What kind of brilliant dinner am I treating you to tonight?\
I always did love my brother.
I love the weather lady
Screw money
Technology is great!
Dahlia sucks. I hate her I hate her I hate her!
youtube.com/stupidiotz
Gender: Female
Location: In a house, on a street, on a block, in a town, in a city, in a county, in a state, in a country....
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:47 am
Posts: 99
Fuck hamburgers! Bring in the vegetables!
Maya, what does "f-uh-ck" mean?
Dad, I don't like these new panties, they're just so... UGH! I mean really, just look at-
FUCKING DEAL WITH IT, B-B-B-B-BITCH!
(GamerErman2001, gantifyed my ava!)
I don't even get a hug?
Gender: Male
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:03 pm
Posts: 229
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I just messed this up real bad.
Want some more coffee?
Nah, bring me some tea.
Irravz!
Oh, Acro, I have a package for you!
I LIKE MEN.
R34lly? S4m3 h3r3 LOL!
I've got too much bling bling.

The Father of Death
Gender: Male
Location: Beavercreek, Ohio
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Thu Aug 02, 2007 3:20 pm
Posts: 3049
Oh, what a clever opening statement.
It was irrelevant, mine was perfect!
Last time I checked, perfection didn't have a mullet.

Obsession : Godot
Gender: Female
Location: Edinburgh
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Sat Jul 05, 2008 7:01 am
Posts: 310
coffee? i dont want to drink that rubbish.
maya, will you marry me?
DONT TOUCH ME YOU S*N OF A B*%CH !
i just bought a porsche, pal
AKA Dr. Bokchoy
Gender: Male
Location: Ontario, Canada
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Thu May 17, 2007 12:44 pm
Posts: 3035
Mia! Mia, Mia! Save him!
This time I'll be bulletproof.
Gender: Female
Location: Probably listening to music somewhere.
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Tue May 13, 2008 9:13 am
Posts: 1344
I am indeed very fat and smell like lemons.
I love you Nick.
I love you too, Maya.Lack of sleep sucks...
Gender: Male
Location: Between the Stairway to Heaven and the Highway to Hell.
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Sun Jul 29, 2007 8:54 pm
Posts: 293
Hey. I'm Sal. What's up?

Gender: None specified
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Fri May 02, 2008 12:06 am
Posts: 106
KRISTOPH IS TICKED OFF.
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
Gender: Male
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:42 am
Posts: 3459
Ah, the days of youth... quite like the smell of fresh PENISH!
Lovely Rita
<3 <3 <3
Gender: Female
Location: your mom's bed. hurp durp
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Mon Jul 21, 2008 8:36 pm
Posts: 121
-- Edgey and I are gonna have some father-son bonding time.
-- I like girls.
Gender: Female
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Sun Jul 13, 2008 6:50 am
Posts: 16
i feel SO happy today, i can just start singing!
Edgeworth, do me a favor and shut up! i'm trying to work here!
*starts crying*
I'm not a lawyer, I'm a hedgehog!
Gender: Female
Location: United States
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:38 pm
Posts: 120
: Daddy, I'm going to start dating Apollo.
: I don't think that's such a good idea Trucy.
: You don't know what a woman feels like when she's in love!
Oh yes I do.
: Huh?
: Or at least I've felt enough women to venture a guess.
: (angrily looking at Phoenix) I'll beat you one of these days!
: Wait, wait, I think I've heard this one before.

Gender: Female
Location: England
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Sun Jul 27, 2008 4:02 pm
Posts: 1955
This whip is actually my father's *AHEM*
I'm gay
I want to come to court!
Pearl is an A**hole
Juan Corrida was always better than me
Super Saiyan
Gender: Male
Location: McNeil Village
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Mon Jul 14, 2008 4:45 pm
Posts: 52
: Yeah son, YEAH!
: (talking to a tree) You seem worthy of me, I challenge you to a staring contest!
: Prosecutors are my shiz. I love em.
: Whats Hax?
: ...
: I'm nervous when I have trilo with me.
: I don't look creepy.
: Old times suck
Gender: Female
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Sun Jul 13, 2008 6:50 am
Posts: 16
: Prosecutors are my shiz. I love em.
Putting Smiles on those Faces.
Gender: Male
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Sat Mar 15, 2008 4:37 am
Posts: 335
: Daddy, I'm going to start dating Apollo.
: I don't think that's such a good idea Trucy.
: You don't know what a woman feels like when she's in love!
Oh yes I do.
: Huh?
: Or at least I've felt enough women to venture a guess.
Mia, if you take anymore risks in this trial, my hemorroids are going to explode!
Sir, for once would you stop thinking about your ass?!
I try to, but I can't. 

Give her the dick.
Gender: Male
Location: ctf_2fort
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:34 am
Posts: 562
NOT COOL MR. NICK! ESPECIALLY WITH MYSTIC MAYA

That one guy from that one place
Gender: Male
Location: Narnia
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:54 am
Posts: 179
Hey nick you know what's strange?
What?
Yo mama! oh snap!

It's Hell trying to get to Heaven
Gender: Male
Location: the verge of insanity
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:30 am
Posts: 343
"I'm going to shave!"
"I hate feeding birds!"
Anything remotely funny.
"Seeing dead people makes me sick."
"Breast reduction surgery you say?"
"Edgeworth? He's GROSS!"
Anything that doesn't eventually lead to him discussing his ass.
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..."
"I'm getting the hang of prison life."
"I'm think of flunking college."
Anything intelligent.
"I use Vista."
"I'm more into men."
Putting Smiles on those Faces.
Gender: Male
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Sat Mar 15, 2008 4:37 am
Posts: 335
Anything that doesn't eventually lead to him discussing his ass.
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..."
DEAR GOD NOOOOO!
"I use Vista."


OBJECTION!
Gender: Male
Location: St. Albans, England, UK
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:18 am
Posts: 2601
I like men now!
Trucy, can I see your panties?
I just did the magic show thing!
Not those. Your.. um, real ones.
I don't think thats a good idea....
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
Gender: Male
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:42 am
Posts: 3459
Hey! Look at me hide milk in my magic panties!
Lovely Rita
Obsession=Klavier and Godot
Gender: Female
Location: Texas
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:43 am
Posts: 91
I'm rich!
I wanna be an astronaut for Halloween
Gant you wanna go swimming?
No I'm going skydiving
I love Phoenix with Edgeworth not Maya
I never wanted a perfect record. I just wanted to know the truth.
