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| Author: | Pikazoid [ Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:17 am ] |
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 - GO DIEGO GO! - I liek unicorns and pink ponies. 8D - I ADMIT THAT I'M GAY. - *whips* - OH MY GOD. MORE, PLEASE. >D - My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, it's better than your's. Damn right, it's better than yours. I can teach you, but I have to charge! : D
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| Author: | tonagamu [ Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:59 am ] |
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TODAY IS SOO WONDERFUL!! THE SKY IS BLUE THE BIRDS ARE SINGING!! Fine, I admit it, my names Nick! You know what? You're right Mr. Wright, you're always right. I'll stop sucking up to the prosecution that keeps trying to find some strange twist in the law and I'll make this short by giving you the "not guilty" verdict. I love you Pheenie. Hey look, Nick, I did something useful for once. I have a great idea. Let's have a fair and decent trial and if I get a "not guilty" verdict, it's no big deal, life goes on. *cries* You're such a meanie-face! Luke, I AM your father. Fine damnit I did it!! Other people are just as important as me! I think I'm finally going to lay off the crack. I know, I'll stop listening to Gant and finally get him fired so that way there doesn't have to be this five hour long court case. You know what? Clapping just isn't my thing anymore. Does this hat make me look fat? I think I'm just gonna switch to contacts so that way I don't have to keep pushing in my glasses. Come to Neverland, little Billy. I think I need therapy. I think I'll finally get over myself. My secret name is actually "Sock". Revenge isn't everything you know? I've finally realized that these seeds really don't taste all that great. HEY LOOK!! A PENNY! I am NOT a perv. *In a low not so annoying voice* OBJECTION!! I'm going to go to college, get a CAREER, and stop obsessing over beautiful women. I think hemroids should be kept to myself. *puts away megaphone and says anything* *burp* or *fart* Fine... I'm not Maske De Masque. You know what would be cool? If my hair was white, and I wore a little visor over my eyes. I think I should stop saluting you for no reason. I donated to charity. YAY I won the lottery! Guess what guys? I shaved!! And I was all like ohmygawd! Computers are SOOO lame! Johnny Depp is SOO cute!
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| Author: | PrinceDaniel07 [ Sun Nov 09, 2008 12:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say |
| I can see clearly now, the rain is gone! I can see all obstacles in my way. Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind It’s gonna be a bright , bright Sun-Shiny day! I think I can make it now, the pain is gone. All of the bad feelings have disappeared! Here is the rainbow I’ve been prayin' for It’s gonna be a bright, bright Sun-Shiny day! Look all around, there’s nothin' but blue skies.... Look straight ahead, nothin' but blue skies... I can see clearly now, the rain is gone, I can see all obstacles in my way! Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind It’s gonna be a bright , bright Sun-Shiny day!!  DAMMIT VIOLA STOP BEING SO OPTIMISTIC! What she said! *cuts self* Aw.... but my life is so... HAPPY! Prosecutors suck and so do rock stars. Glad I'm not associated with either. Did you know lemons ease my hemorrhoids? Yes. And I really care about that information, sir! HEY FUCK YOU MR. JUDGE I'M INNOCENT! Wow, that convinced me. He's not guilty. OH SHI- I mean.... I KNEW IT! MWAHAHAH! MY PLAN WORKED OUT!!! *cries* My perfect win rec- *is electrocuted by his own tears* Aw, goddamit. Maya? Yes? I WANT TO EAT YOU LIKE A HAMBURGER. I WANT YOU TO FEEL ME ON THE INSIDE. Cool! HEY FUCK YOU MR. LAWYER! I'm in love with that woman.
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| Author: | Mina-Chan [ Sun Nov 09, 2008 2:24 pm ] |
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| I'm sorry.
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| Author: | WunderbarPhalanges [ Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say |
PrinceDaniel07 wrote: :uramidn: I can see clearly now, the rain is gone! I can see all obstacles in my way. Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind It’s gonna be a bright , bright Sun-Shiny day! I think I can make it now, the pain is gone. All of the bad feelings have disappeared! Here is the rainbow I’ve been prayin' for It’s gonna be a bright, bright Sun-Shiny day! Look all around, there’s nothin' but blue skies.... Look straight ahead, nothin' but blue skies... I can see clearly now, the rain is gone, I can see all obstacles in my way! Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind It’s gonna be a bright , bright Sun-Shiny day!! DAMMIT VIOLA STOP BEING SO OPTIMISTIC! What she said! *cuts self* For some crazy reason that REALLY cracked me up... |
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| Author: | Pikazoid [ Thu Nov 20, 2008 1:58 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say |
| - *in a girly voice* TEEHEE! - 2+2=4 - Nobody's perfect, I gotta work it! - Screw lemons. Lemons sucks. - Oh & by the way, betch. F**K YOU. - You know what? I should stop being perverted & get a real job.
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| Author: | TheBaronAndEma [ Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:50 am ] |
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 What? I don't like France! France is for pussies! Now go get me a beer so I can watch the game in peace and shutup! What? I'm sorry! I didn't mean to scare you! Here, have a cookie. Hamburgers are gross! Wats a kom-pu-taa? Honestly, your English is horrible. You go and aqiure yourself a dictionary and learn our language.
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| Author: | Acakes [ Fri Nov 21, 2008 11:09 am ] |
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(to the Judge) Gramps...you're so stupid. And what's wrong with yaoi!? Burgers just make me sick... Yo Nick! Let me hook ya up with Iris! She way cuter than Maya! I'm against violence. Never drink coffee! It's bad, trust me. Magic is all fake and lame! I'm not fine. STFU!! *nose bleed* Edgy!!
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| Author: | Prosecutor Scorpion [ Fri Nov 21, 2008 12:11 pm ] |
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 : AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! GREAT ONE, MOE! TELL MORE! TELL MORE! : Everybody, say hello to our new employee, Notta Palindrome! : Zvarri! ... Uh, could you please tell me your occupation? : Dude, this trial is dead boring. I wish I had gone for fries instead. : Oh, what a lovely sunny day! I knew the forecast girl would be right about it! : I've been married to this builder girl for five years. We never had a fight, not even once.
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| Author: | Konatabjection [ Sat Nov 22, 2008 11:05 pm ] |
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Prosecutor Scorpion wrote: : Everybody, say hello to our new employee, Notta Palindrome!I wonder why that had me ROFLing. |
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| Author: | Wrestlemania [ Wed Dec 24, 2008 4:24 am ] |
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Spoiler: If PW Characters played Team Fortress 2 (Some Spoilers) Maybe more later on.
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| Author: | Darling Dream [ Wed Dec 24, 2008 6:30 pm ] |
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 (insert anything remotely funny here) Wow, this guy's hilarious!Sorry if anything like this has already been posted before. .w. |
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| Author: | WunderbarPhalanges [ Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:55 pm ] |
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I prefer limes. Rape is wrong.
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| Author: | moonfall [ Thu Dec 25, 2008 4:06 am ] |
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Mystic Maya is a whore! Mr. Nick should go out with me instead. We're triplets. Meet our sister Daisy. *pulls a rabbit out of her panties* Oops. THAT wasn't how it was supposed to go... Sorry, Manfred. I've been cheating on you with Yanni Yogi. I'm the main character in the next game!
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| Author: | DefenseNeverRests [ Thu Dec 25, 2008 4:53 am ] |
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| Mystic Maya and Mr. Nick are just friends. Starbucks hot chocolate is the best. What's grape juice?
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| Author: | Darklighter [ Thu Dec 25, 2008 5:15 am ] |
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Amy wrote: :franny: I'm sorry. XD - Who needs Coffee? - Don't call people names, especially fool It's cruel and demeaning. - I don't think Mr. Nick and Mystic Maya should be together - I'M RICH
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| Author: | ODOROKI-KUN! [ Thu Dec 25, 2008 6:37 am ] |
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This Twin-T Set... it's so... IT'S SO... EXQUISITE!!!! I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING LIKE IT! SIMPLY DELICIOUS! I DO believe I will spend ALL my money on this!! Panties. What unpalatable, atrocious, abominable things. -doodling- -breaks her pencil- ................ GWOAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! I'VE HAD IT! I'VE HAD IT, I SAY! I NEVER WANT TO BE CALM AGAIN! I'VE BEEN HAVING THERAPY LESSONS WITH MR. ! I HATE Art! WHAT BENEFIT TO OUR PATHETIC SOULS WOULD IT BE, TO WILE AWAY OUR TIME PUTTING PIGMENT ON PAPER? I think I'll go put kerosene on the building now! -storms off-
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| Author: | LittleBakura [ Thu Dec 25, 2008 12:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say |
- Iris, you're sweet and pretty and you make delicious omelettes. I hate you. Dahlia, you're an evil manipulative manwhore, but you're MY evil manipulative manwhore. <3 - Cravats stink! Bow-ties, now that's HAWT - If you view the Sun from a molecular scale, it'll be apparant that it could survive for a million years and more, thus, we would therefore have enough time to evacuate Earth and move to another planet which could support lifeblahblahblah - I'm giving up on hamburgers, now I'm eating healthy low-calorie soy bars. Soy bars FTW! - Maybe I shouldn't pair Nick and Mystic Maya anymore, not when there's crack pairings! >:3 - Share the love! Peace! - Magic is for nerds! Quantum Physics get you a degree. - The Gavinners now play classical music - Oh my gosh!!! Klavier's so dreamy!!! - *Kisses Klavier* - Hey! Leprechaun gold! : I prefer soda - The power of YOUTH!!! - My limo is so long that it can't go cross corners and I need to take another limo just to down down another street! - Wanna go hiking? - What a nice day! I think I'll build birdhouses for all the little birdies to keep out in the rain! And I'll feed all of them worms too! - Nail polish stinks! Toe fungus is for real men!
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| Author: | WunderbarPhalanges [ Fri Dec 26, 2008 5:52 am ] |
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Apollo-Kun wrote: - Nail polish stinks! Toe fungus is for real men!Oh, that is just wrong... I think I shall shave my head. I hate hair.
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| Author: | LittleBakura [ Fri Dec 26, 2008 6:29 am ] |
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WunderbarPhalanges wrote: Apollo-Kun wrote: - Nail polish stinks! Toe fungus is for real men!Oh, that is just wrong... I think I shall shave my head. I hate hair.Look at the title more carefully
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| Author: | WunderbarPhalanges [ Fri Dec 26, 2008 7:23 am ] |
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Apollo-Kun wrote: WunderbarPhalanges wrote: Apollo-Kun wrote: - Nail polish stinks! Toe fungus is for real men!Oh, that is just wrong... I think I shall shave my head. I hate hair.Look at the title more carefully Well, I meant in the sense that... that's just the nasty nasty thought in general... That toe fungus is for real men. ... why the heck did I type "that toe fungus eats"? ... agh... I hate Texas.
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| Author: | Pikazoid [ Sun Jan 11, 2009 3:21 am ] |
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| - Screw all of you. - Who the hell cares about that weather girl, the weather is nice.
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| Author: | Dastardly Dylan [ Sun Jan 11, 2009 3:55 am ] |
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Phoenix to Maya: Holy shit that was one hell of a case! __________ In court after a rock-solid testimony, it would be funny if after the testimoney Phoenix said: Nick: ... Dammit.. Yeah he's guilty, I got nothing. Do I still get payed though? |
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| Author: | .:MissEdgeworth:. [ Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:09 am ] |
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Marry me Wright! I've only had 4 cups of coffee today. I am unattractive and stupid.
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| Author: | WunderbarPhalanges [ Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:52 pm ] |
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.:MissEdgeworth:. wrote: Marry me Wright!... wait, he wouldn't say that?
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| Author: | _Krystal_ [ Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:55 pm ] |
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*something intelligent* I need some ALONE TIME. Yeah, so then I killed the bastard. So did I forget to mention how perfectious I...wtf? Is that even a real word? Oh shit, forget it, I killed Mia. My Gawd, did my parents even teach me English? WHAT IS WITH THIS? It's catastrophical! Oh, damn, there it goes again! I hate swimming. F*ck girls, tonight! I gotta dance, bro! Hey, red! My favorite color! Meowwww! You guys just hate me because I'm a pimp....um... BAWLING!
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| Author: | Oos [ Tue Jan 13, 2009 12:53 am ] |
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| *scratches balls and belches* SHUT UP I'M WATCHING THE GAME HERE. WHERE'S MY GODDAMN BEER. and you can tell what I've been watching too much of:  I'LL KICK YOU IN THE BALLS! BITCH! ...I LOVE YOU. I HAVE TO LIVE IN THIS HELL HOLE! ALL YOU EVER DO IS STAY AT HOME AND PLAY WITH YOUR TITS AND LOOK AT YOUR ASS AT THE SAME TIME! Ah fuck you Trucy, you're grounded! What for? D: Because you don't think the garbage disposal sounds like Chewbacca taking a shit, that's why! Now go to your room! I'm gonna take a piss. And when I get back, I'm gonna talk about the Mighty Duck movies.8D |
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| Author: | Femme Fatale [ Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:36 am ] |
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| I love my children and I make sure I take the best care of them. No, I didn't get into any trouble. Maya... I secretly love you. I do say, this is completely outrageous behavior. I think we should handle this in a calm, dignified manner. Of course it's fine, sweetie. I'll love you no matter what. Don't worry about that, it's all in the past. ANY WITNESS: the truth. |
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| Author: | .:MissEdgeworth:. [ Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:19 am ] |
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WunderbarPhalanges wrote: .:MissEdgeworth:. wrote: Marry me Wright!... wait, he wouldn't say that? Hmm, ya, your right, he would say that.. |
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| Author: | WunderbarPhalanges [ Tue Jan 13, 2009 1:30 pm ] |
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SaraVera wrote: Maya... I secretly love you. ... ...... .......... I think I died a little inside. .:MissEdgeworth:. wrote: WunderbarPhalanges wrote: .:MissEdgeworth:. wrote: Marry me Wright!... wait, he wouldn't say that? Hmm, ya, your right, he would say that.. And I'd watch as he did... Going, "awwwwwww" And then I'd get arrested for stalking or something. >> |
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| Author: | Feather Black [ Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:22 pm ] |
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 Hello Mr. Justice. You see, I learned english with Trucy. Now I can stay in that country to be her assistant. I'm honest ! See ! No secret uniform behind my clothes ! To be honest. I... I really loved my dear Feenie. Too bad my dear twin sister was in love with. Screw coffee and all those stupid metaphors witch made nonsense. Red tea is the best. PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE ! DON'T SMAAAASH MEEEEEEEEEEE ! *meow* WHAT YOUSE'SAY ?! I hope Mr. Nick will go with Mr. Edgeworth ! Why all this war in our family ? Why ? No thanks Nick. I am not hungry... Science sucks.
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| Author: | Lind [ Sat Jan 17, 2009 11:57 am ] |
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"I've been caught stealin', once, when i was five" woof. split personality? me? you must be joking. JAZZ HANDS!!! Believe it. sponsored by powergen. badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers LA LA LA I CANT' HEAR YOU!!! JAZZ HANDS!!! i like women fuck hockey. America! Fuck Yeah!  Twincest. IT'S OVER 9000!! Pot noodle. fuel of britain, isn't it? what does "phallic" mean? damien hirst is my hero.
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| Author: | Lind [ Sat Jan 17, 2009 12:05 pm ] |
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ODOROKI-KUN! wrote: -doodling- -breaks her pencil- ................ GWOAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! I'VE HAD IT! I'VE HAD IT, I SAY! I NEVER WANT TO BE CALM AGAIN! I'VE BEEN HAVING THERAPY LESSONS WITH MR. ! I HATE Art! WHAT BENEFIT TO OUR PATHETIC SOULS WOULD IT BE, TO WILE AWAY OUR TIME PUTTING PIGMENT ON PAPER? I think I'll go put kerosene on the building now! -storms off- ......i think i just died a little inside.... |
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| Author: | DramaticaXIV2 [ Sat Jan 17, 2009 1:39 pm ] |
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Lind_L_Tailor wrote: IT'S OVER 9000!!....would NEVER say. |
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| Author: | Lind [ Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:13 pm ] |
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DramaticaXIV2 wrote: Lind_L_Tailor wrote: IT'S OVER 9000!!....would NEVER say. Touche , talking lama. (don't ask, for god's sake, don't ask) |
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| Author: | gumshoe1994 [ Mon Mar 02, 2009 9:53 pm ] |
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 No means no! My hands are really starting to hurt. Anyone have Facebook? I'm giving up the law! And I'm giving up being single! Your honour, will you marry me?(futurama reference yay)  woooooooooooooooo! I'm a ghost! whoops, wrong eye. Danger, danger! High Voltage!And now a simpsons reference:  Well, at least we're past the lightning round. AAARGH! Oh, i get it. I sure hope they don't have an ice cream round! AARGH!Please comment. |
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| Author: | gumshoe1994 [ Mon Mar 02, 2009 9:55 pm ] |
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Lind_L_Tailor wrote: DramaticaXIV2 wrote: Lind_L_Tailor wrote: IT'S OVER 9000!!....would NEVER say. Touche , talking lama. (don't ask, for god's sake, don't ask) "Please forgive me, talking llama." Simpsons episode - Simple Simpson Season 16 Yeah, i know a lot about The simpsons. |
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| Author: | Louise [ Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:17 pm ] |
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| - "What's the vegetarian option?"
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| Author: | Lind [ Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:59 pm ] |
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gumshoe1994 wrote: Lind_L_Tailor wrote: Touche , talking lama. (don't ask, for god's sake, don't ask) "Please forgive me, talking llama." Simpsons episode - Simple Simpson Season 16 Yeah, i know a lot about The simpsons. huh. i'd actually forgotten where "talking llama was from... it's just become a kinda inside joke for me and a couple freinds. loobywright wrote: :maya: - "What's the vegetarian option?" ah yes, there is a vegetarian option. YOU CAN F*CK OFF. (frankie boyle reference ftw) |
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| Author: | Glen1984 [ Wed Mar 04, 2009 4:18 am ] |
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Glen: "Never tell me the odds!!" |
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This guy has less to eat than ME! Ha ha ha ha! *eats Sandvich*
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