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Author:  Louise [ Wed Mar 04, 2009 7:35 pm ]
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Lind_L_Tailor wrote:
loobywright wrote:
:maya: - "What's the vegetarian option?"


ah yes, there is a vegetarian option. YOU CAN F*CK OFF.
(frankie boyle reference ftw)


Hahahahahaha I forgot about that, Frankie Boyle is ace.

:edgeworth: - "does this come in green?"

:shoe: - "woof!"

:mia: - "this top is WAY too low.."

:godot: - "I'll have tea, milk, 2 sugars."
Author:  General Luigi [ Fri Mar 06, 2009 7:05 pm ]
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Payne: OBJECTION! This is unjust badgering of the witness!
Judge: Objection sustained.
Author:  Purple Angel [ Fri Mar 06, 2009 7:18 pm ]
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:gant: Let's not go swimming
:franny: Whipping is s*** let' dance instead ^-^
:keiko: I hate technology
:maggy: I am lucky
:eh?: I am rich
:godot: Coffee is yucky but orange squash is yummy.
:shoe: What up?
:edgy: Wanna go get a burger or maybe a Tbone steak?
:maya: I'm not eating...
:phoenix: The only person who could of been the murderer is the defendant ^-^
Author:  Miran [ Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:06 pm ]
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:minuki: :magic are for losers

:grossburg: :im too fat i need a diet

:kyouya: :*with english accent* good day miss is'nt the night wonderful

:cody-flash: :steel samurai sucks!!

:pearl: :mr.nick and mystic maya? no yaoi is much better
Author:  gekiretsu [ Tue Mar 10, 2009 3:31 pm ]
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:cody-shock2: NINTENDO SIXTY-FOUUUUUUUUR

:karma: Do what you want cuz a prate is free. You are a pirate.

:two-faced: But what flavor is it?
:object: BOOT TO THE HEAD
:edgeworth: :franny: :payne: :two-faced: :godot: OUCH!
Author:  Miran [ Tue Mar 10, 2009 3:40 pm ]
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gekiretsu wrote:
:object: BOOT TO THE HEAD
:edgeworth: :franny: :payne: :two-faced: :godot: OUCH!


did you have seen This?
Author:  DramaticaXIV2 [ Tue Mar 10, 2009 5:35 pm ]
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Miran wrote:
gekiretsu wrote:
:object: BOOT TO THE HEAD
:edgeworth: :franny: :payne: :two-faced: :godot: OUCH!


did you have seen This?


He would have, I imagine.
Author:  Lisabasil1959 [ Tue Mar 10, 2009 5:49 pm ]
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gekiretsu wrote:
:cody-shock2: NINTENDO SIXTY-FOUUUUUUUUR

:karma: Do what you want cuz a prate is free. You are a pirate.

:two-faced: But what flavor is it?
:object: BOOT TO THE HEAD
:edgeworth: :franny: :payne: :two-faced: :godot: OUCH!


OBJECTION!

These were all said in Phoenix Wrongs....

oh dear, I guess this means all my GLaDOS quotes are moot...
Author:  blinq [ Tue Mar 10, 2009 6:17 pm ]
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Image: I hate kids!

'nuff said :yogi:
Author:  Miran [ Tue Mar 10, 2009 6:37 pm ]
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:ack::This is blasphemy, This is madness
:karma-scream::madness? This is SPARTA!

-------

:keiko-sad::what does the scouter say about Zeni's power level
:takao::is over 9000!!
Author:  Lisabasil1959 [ Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:06 pm ]
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:keiko: *dances to this* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g-yrjh58ms

:ack: I've heard of doing the robot, but this is just ridiculous!
Author:  YggdrasilsSword [ Thu Mar 12, 2009 2:47 am ]
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:godot: Why isn't there sugar in my coffee!?
:judge: Mr. Wright, check your phone. I sent you a text.
:grossburg: *enters without saying, "Ah, the days of my youth. Like the scent of fresh lemon, you see."*
:minuki: Scientifically speaking...
:igarashi: That "waitress" wears "glasses." (As opposed to "serving girl" and "spectacles.")
:shoe: Ribbit.
:redd: Splendid, Mr. Wright. (As opposed to "splendiferous.")
:damon: You know what? Today, I don't think I'll take a creepy extended pause before speaking.
Author:  rydus65 [ Thu Mar 12, 2009 3:05 pm ]
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:sadshoe: I've had it with you Maggey, I'm dumping you.

:phoenix: Fuck off Zak, I'm not defending you.

:mia: When something smells, it's usually Marvin Grossburg

MAGNIFI: I'm giving my magic rights to you Valant.
VALANT: OH YEAH WHO'S THE MAN NOW ZAK
Author:  Lind [ Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:54 pm ]
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rydus65 wrote:
:mia: When something smells, it's usually Marvin Grossburg

that was hilarious
rydus65 wrote:
MAGNIFI: I'm giving my magic rights to you Valant.
VALANT: OH YEAH WHO'S THE MAN NOW ZAK
shouldn't this be in a spoiler tag?
Author:  Nurio [ Thu Mar 12, 2009 7:29 pm ]
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Lind_L_Tailor wrote:
rydus65 wrote:
MAGNIFI: I'm giving my magic rights to you Valant.
VALANT: OH YEAH WHO'S THE MAN NOW ZAK
shouldn't this be in a spoiler tag?

I thought people were free to talk about Apollo Justice without spoiler tags. However, I still think it would be appreciated a lot if people DID use them anyway.
Author:  Lind [ Fri Mar 13, 2009 9:25 am ]
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Nurio wrote:
Lind_L_Tailor wrote:
rydus65 wrote:
MAGNIFI: I'm giving my magic rights to you Valant.
VALANT: OH YEAH WHO'S THE MAN NOW ZAK
shouldn't this be in a spoiler tag?

I thought people were free to talk about Apollo Justice without spoiler tags. However, I still think it would be appreciated a lot if people DID use them anyway.

oh, no i didn't mean because it was AJ. I meant because of the whole
Spoiler: 4-4
magic rights being the motive thing

if you hadn't played AJ that could be deemed as spoilers.
Author:  rydus65 [ Fri Mar 13, 2009 4:57 pm ]
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I apologize about the spoiler thing. Wasn't thinking straight at the time. That's 2 times now for me. (Gets a double penalty)
It's probably won't be the last time either, damn brain lapses. I'll take full responsibility for the mistake.

Back on topic:
Klavier: It's OK that you messed up Daryan. Everyone makes Mistakes.

Wocky: I have a black belt in Karate.
Author:  Ashemayu [ Fri Mar 13, 2009 5:13 pm ]
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:gant-jazz: Hooray for Abstinence!
:godot: Who wants a cup of tea?
:Kristoph-hair: Wrong... wrong... WRROONGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!
:yuusaku: I am completely certain.
:grey: That's very exciting!
:ini: 2+2=4.
:uramidn: It's too warm in here.
:think-think-think: I think I should restyle my hair.

Edit:
Legacy wrote:
:knock-knock: 1+1=2
Arg. D; Beaten to it by about 200 posts.
Author:  Hazri [ Sun Mar 15, 2009 9:04 am ]
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:edgy:: "I am a tool. Phoenix is better than me at everything including arts and crafts and the guitar. I have no friends."
:will:: "Wolverine? Never heard of him."
:godot:: "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER!"
:raygun:: "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!"
:texasman:: "This town ain't big enough for the two of us!"
:taser:'s victims: "Don't tase me, bro!"
:moe-laugh:: Anything funny.
:judge:: Anything unbiased.
:pearl:: "EWW! You (Phoenix) love Mystic Maya?! Gross!"
:grossburg:: Anything that isn't about hemorrhoids, his buttocks or anything related.
:ditz:: An entire sentence without the word 'like' in it
:adrian:: "What's a lesbian?"
Author:  Lind [ Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:07 am ]
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Hazri wrote:
:texasman:: "This town ain't big enough for the two of us!"

would NEVER say.
Author:  KatamaDama [ Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:41 am ]
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:franny: I love going to court. Everyone's so intelligent here.
---
:udgy: Oh, you just lied? Aw, don't worry about it, it's cool. I mean, as long as you aren't the killer, you're fine, you know?
---
:eh?: I think my limo just got here, pal. See you on the yacht!
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:larry: Look at that ugly chick! She's disgusting.
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:edgeworth: Oh. My. Gosh. Maya, you look SOOO cute today! Could I borrow that outfit next week?
Author:  Pikazoid [ Sun Mar 15, 2009 7:49 pm ]
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:yuusaku: - Fuck you, Dessie and your spending habits. Fuck you. >:C

:edgy: - HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY.
Author:  ODOROKI-KUN! [ Mon Mar 16, 2009 1:14 am ]
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:minuki: : *sets Mr. Hat on fire* MWAHAAHHA! BURN! BURN, YOU STUPID PUPPET! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!

:mia: :
Spoiler: 3-5
"Sure, Dahlia, go kill my sister. She's annoying anyway."
Author:  Shadilver [ Mon Mar 16, 2009 1:42 am ]
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....My post went missing.

:beef:
Author:  _Krystal_ [ Mon Mar 16, 2009 1:43 am ]
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:zaviaar: Don't look at me!!!!!!
Author:  Lind [ Mon Mar 16, 2009 2:01 am ]
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:godot: :Lets paint the town red!
:minuki: :South Park? never heard of it.
:zenitora: :Tanning booths are bad for you.
:matt: :Shoe the cat? Overrated. Now Slipper the rabbit? That's an awesome pet.
:Maskdemaske: :"I been caught stealin', once, when I was five..."
:kikzou: :AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
:pencileraser: :Care for some of my "hair gel"?

(god that last one was awful...)
Author:  Pikazoid [ Mon Mar 16, 2009 2:09 am ]
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:phoenix: : BEWBZ.

... -shot-
Author:  Burninator [ Mon Mar 16, 2009 3:07 am ]
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:moe: Anything NOT funny.


Suck that, Moe-haters.
Author:  Lind [ Mon Mar 16, 2009 3:31 am ]
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Burninator wrote:
:moe: Anything funny.


Suck that, Moe-lovers.

Fix'd.
Author:  Max Galactica [ Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:33 pm ]
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:payne: I WON A CASE!!
Author:  Nurio [ Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:44 pm ]
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Max Galactica wrote:
:payne: I WON A CASE!!

Actually, I believe Payne won many cases... Just not the ones against our Ace Attorneys.
I mean, he had the name Rookie Killer for a reason, right? (Or was it Rookie Crusher?)
Author:  Lind [ Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:56 pm ]
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Nurio wrote:
Max Galactica wrote:
:payne: I WON A CASE!!

Actually, I believe Payne won many cases... Just not the ones against our Ace Attorneys.
I mean, he had the name Rookie Killer for a reason, right? (Or was it Rookie Crusher?)

Naw, it was Rookie Killer.
Author:  Grancko [ Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:32 pm ]
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:karma: : I'm all light and fluffy now!

:udgy: : Great job, Mr. Payne. We declare the defendant... :guilty:

:wendy: : ****!
Author:  Pikazoid [ Fri Mar 20, 2009 2:29 am ]
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:wellington: - (Anything disgusting.)

:sassy: - Snackoos are gross. And Klavier is hot.

:shoe: - Moo.
Author:  Hazri [ Fri Mar 20, 2009 4:27 am ]
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Air wrote:
:wellington: - (Anything disgusting.)

This is things a character WOULDN'T say.
Author:  kazzy [ Fri Mar 20, 2009 7:20 am ]
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:lotta-smug: : *straightens hair*
:haykitten: hey puppy!
:pasta: IT'S ALL ABOUT TEH SUGAR!
:keylady: got rice? x3
Author:  Lind [ Fri Mar 20, 2009 9:46 am ]
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:lana: : "You spin me right round baby right round..."
:keiko: :Blue is so outdated. Red FTW!
:jake: :I am Buzz Lightyear! i come in peace.
:hammer: :Fame isn't everything.
:lotta: :(anything that isn't annoying)
Author:  CountessLenore [ Fri Mar 20, 2009 7:33 pm ]
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:phoenix: You lie like a fish!

yeah, it's lame
Author:  Lind [ Fri Mar 20, 2009 8:10 pm ]
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CountessLenore wrote:
:phoenix: You lie like a fish!

yeah, it's lame

better yet,
:phoenix: : You lie like a cheap watch!
:pasta: Sugar, spice and everything nice!
Author:  LocoRoo [ Sat Mar 21, 2009 12:49 pm ]
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:shoe: [Anything. IT'S A FRIGGIN' CAT.]
:hotti: Ew, beautiful ladies. GET THEM OFFA ME AAARGH!!!1!!11
:headbang: I admit it. I was worse than you and I lost. Great job, Phoenix Wright.
:Maki: To be quite honest, the matter in today's society is the worst presidential candidate possible. The atomic particles are quite a, how should I say it, "le problemê" nowadays.
:scientific: Scientifically speaking, Snackoos are b- GET THEM OFFA ME AAARGH!!!1!!11
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