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Author:  Lind [ Sat Mar 21, 2009 12:54 pm ]
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LocoRoo wrote:
:shoe: [Anything. IT'S A FRIGGIN' CAT.]
:hotti: Ew, beautiful ladies. GET THEM OFFA ME AAARGH!!!1!!11
:headbang: I admit it. I was worse than you and I lost. Great job, Phoenix Wright.
:Maki: To be quite honest, the matter in today's society is the worst presidential candidate possible. The atomic particles are quite a, how should I say it, "le problemĂȘ" nowadays.
:scientific: Scientifically speaking, Snackoos are b- GET THEM OFFA ME AAARGH!!!1!!11

Ah, repetitive comments. GET THEM OFFA ME! AAAAAARGH!!11!

Author:  VinceTehMan [ Sat Mar 21, 2009 1:44 pm ]
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:phoenix: The f*cking defendant is f*cking guilty!
:edgeworth: My evidence is clear
:maya: Screw Phoenix and hamburgers
:karma: You won Wright. I suck.
:payne: I'm von Karma sucessor.
:eh?: I'm rich
:lotta-smug: I have a decent job.
:cody-flash: Screw Steel Samurai and Gaypink Princess!
:foam: Damn SuperGlue!
:karma-scream: I'll stop my habits.
:knock-knock: 362x17 = 6154
:radio: I killed him
:moe-laugh: I'LL STOP DOING F*CKING THIS!
:flowsers: Imma Rambo male-man!
:onamida: Screw Dahlia

Author:  Lind [ Sat Mar 21, 2009 1:55 pm ]
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VinceTehMan wrote:
:radio: I killed him

Would NEVER say.

Author:  LocoRoo [ Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:08 pm ]
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VinceTehMan wrote:
:edgeworth: My evidence is clear

I think he has said this quite many times.

Author:  Lind [ Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:18 pm ]
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LocoRoo wrote:
VinceTehMan wrote:
:edgeworth: My evidence is clear

I think he has said this quite many times.

frankly the entire comment seems somewhat shakey...

Author:  Megumi'sShades [ Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:49 pm ]
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:godot: To right the countless wrongs of our day, we shine this light of true redemption, so that this place may become a paradise. What a wonderful world such would be...

:keiko: Look at me still talking when there's science to do
When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you
So I'm glad I got burned
cause of all the things we learned
for the people who are
still alive

:shoe: ... :eh?: Who's the pig? :chinami: He's a cat!

:hobohodo: I didn't copy Glen Elg's look

Author:  Lind [ Sun Mar 22, 2009 8:13 pm ]
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Megumi'sShades wrote:
:keiko: Look at me still talking when there's science to do
When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you
So I'm glad I got burned
cause of all the things we learned
for the people who are
still alive

would NEVER say.

Author:  Lisabasil1959 [ Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:12 pm ]
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Lind_L_Tailor wrote:
Megumi'sShades wrote:
:keiko: Look at me still talking when there's science to do
When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you
So I'm glad I got burned
cause of all the things we learned
for the people who are
still alive

would NEVER say.


But truth be told, I don't think she'd ever say it...

unless she blew a fuse or something.....

:garyuu: WITCH-1 DRILL ATTACK COMMENCING!

:godot: I'll take a chai latte today!

Author:  Celestina [ Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:53 pm ]
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:darke: Violence is NOT the answer.
:punch-ben: I love you, Trilo!
:hotti: I'm coming out of the closet! I'm gay!
:damon: Well, I'm straight!
:flowsers: Me too! Hey, lets go eat some steaks and watch football!
:damon: Yeah! And while we're at it, lets cement over every pool in the world!
:edgy: Yaoi actually pretty awesome!
:that-b-word: I'm an adorable angel!
Spoiler: JFA case 2
:Mimi: Guess what everyone? I'm alive!!!

Author:  Metal4good [ Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:54 pm ]
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:godot: Damn, I need a shave.
:keiko: I am not a robot.
:sal: Leet is for losers.
:oldbag: Edgeworth doesn't look the least bit attractive.
:pearl: Sure, Mr. Nick, you can see any girl you want.

Author:  Rov [ Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:22 pm ]
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:odo-objection: DON'T BELIEVE IN THE ME WHO BELIEVES IN YOU. BELIEVE IN THE YOU WHO BELIEVES IN YOU.
:kyouya:
:odo-objection: YOURS IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?

--- --- ---

:object: I'm positive! This guy has acquired abilities of the Dark Gundam... WITH THE HELP OF KYOJI!!
:wacky-edgy:
:object: This hand of mine glows with an awesome power!! Its burning grip tells me to defeat you!!
:object: TAKE THIS! MY LOVE! MY ANGER! AND ALL OF MY SORROW!
ImageSHINING FINGER!!!!
:object: Go! Go! Go!
:wacky-edgy:

Author:  Pikazoid [ Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:31 pm ]
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:pearl: - Mr. Nick, forget about Mystic Maya! You're Iris' special someone! >:C

:franny: - Wahhhhhhh! You're so mean!!! -cries-

:shoe: - Rawr.

Author:  Megumi'sShades [ Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:15 pm ]
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:eh?: What pumpkin?
:zenitora: This pumpkin!*points* -> :pearl:
---
:maya: Let's investigate this scientifically!
:scientific: Meh, I think channeling spirits is better
---
:takao: They call me, "The One Free Man"

Author:  LuminousXMI [ Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:23 pm ]
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:taser:: I don't want to hear you say
That I will understand some day
No, no, no, no
I don't want to hear you say
That you both have grown in a different way
No, no, no
No I don't want to meet your friend
I don't want to start over again
I just want my life to be the same
Just like it used to be

Author:  YggdrasilsSword [ Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:18 am ]
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Spoiler: GS4
:Kristoph-hair: JUUUUUUUUUSTIIIIIIIIIICE!

Author:  Lisabasil1959 [ Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:25 am ]
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YggdrasilsSword wrote:
Spoiler: GS4
:Kristoph-hair: JUUUUUUUUUSTIIIIIIIIIICE!


MIA FEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY~

*coughs*

:igarashi: He was wearing an HMD on his head... no.. wait... oh forget all this! I'm going to go home and watch some blue rays on my big HDTV!

Author:  Pikazoid [ Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:31 am ]
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:edgeworth: - I'M GAY AND PROUD.

:sawit: - I did it, lol.

:maya: - Hamburgers/ramen sucks.

:scientific: - Social Studies is waaaaaaaaaaay better than Science.

:Kristoph-hair: - OVER NINE-THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!1!11!1

Author:  Ardee [ Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:32 am ]
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:maya: Nick...I'm pregnant.

:phoenix: No Maya you're just fat.

Author:  Pikazoid [ Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:45 am ]
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:franny: - Like, oh my god! I broke a nail! Someone call the police!

Author:  Lind [ Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:57 am ]
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Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
:odo-objection: DON'T BELIEVE IN THE ME WHO BELIEVES IN YOU. BELIEVE IN THE YOU WHO BELIEVES IN YOU.
:kyouya:
:odo-objection: YOURS IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?

Someone's been watching Gurren Lagann...

Author:  Ardee [ Wed Mar 25, 2009 1:03 am ]
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Hah just remembered something from 2-2

:eh?: Hey kid, how would you like a balloon?

:pearl:*takes it and blows it up.

:phoenix: Aggh! Detective Gumshoe *whisphers* That's a condom.

:pearl: What's a con-dom?

Author:  Megumi'sShades [ Wed Mar 25, 2009 1:30 am ]
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:takao: OVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

:grossburg: Like the stench of rotten apples, in the days of my deeeeeeeeeeeath

:redd: I'm an awful person and should stop making up words

:larry: I got married!

:kyouya: Electric guitar? I prefer the violin
:garyuu: Herr Bro, you need to loosen up

Author:  LuminousXMI [ Wed Mar 25, 2009 1:34 am ]
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:payne: You brought me fame and fortune and everything that goes with it
I thank you all

But it's been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race
And I ain't gonna lose

Author:  Lind [ Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:20 am ]
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Megumi'sShades wrote:
:garyuu: Herr Bro, you need to loosen up

I wonder if Klavier actually calls him that?

Author:  Rov [ Wed Mar 25, 2009 8:01 pm ]
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Lind_L_Tailor wrote:
Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
:odo-objection: DON'T BELIEVE IN THE ME WHO BELIEVES IN YOU. BELIEVE IN THE YOU WHO BELIEVES IN YOU.
:kyouya:
:odo-objection: YOURS IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?

Someone's been watching Gurren Lagann...

Not recently, no.

Author:  Lind [ Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:01 pm ]
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Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Lind_L_Tailor wrote:
Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
:odo-objection: DON'T BELIEVE IN THE ME WHO BELIEVES IN YOU. BELIEVE IN THE YOU WHO BELIEVES IN YOU.
:kyouya:
:odo-objection: YOURS IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?

Someone's been watching Gurren Lagann...

Not recently, no.

Heh, ironically for me, i had just finished watching the first three episodes for the first time when i read this. And I just finished watching the eighth :acro: *continues to weep tears of manliness*

Author:  Incendiary [ Fri Apr 17, 2009 11:36 pm ]
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:maya: So, Nick, guess what? I'm a vegetarian now!

:minuki: Of course Harry Potter isn't real.

:eh?: Hey, pal, I just got a raise!

Author:  PrinceDaniel07 [ Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:10 am ]
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:beef: GET THE FUCK OUT! GOD HATES FAGS!
~~
:udgy: I AM COMPLETE
:ack: :wacky-edgy: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
~~
:gant-clap2: Now that I have becum HYPNOGANT, I no longer need to rape people! Hey Pearly, wanna have sex?
:pealshock: No way sir!
:damon: *stare*
:pearly: GIVE IT TO ME BIG BOY
~~
:uramidn: Enjoying your coffee?
:edgy: Yes!
:uramidn: Shouldn't you be.... wait oh shi- *dies*
:edgeworth: What the fuck?
~~
:kyouya: My favorite band? Definitely the motherfucking Jonas Brothers. They are TRUE rock 'n' roll, man!

Author:  Marche Tobaye [ Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:24 am ]
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:edgeworth: - Wright, I love you.
:phoenix: - I love you too, Edgeworth.
------------
:igarashi: - Get away from me, you ... you ... SERVING GIRL!
------------
:tea: - Darker than a moonless night... Bitterer than Hell itself... That is coffee!
------------
:damon: - Stop it people, rape is no laughing matter.

Author:  PrinceDaniel07 [ Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:58 am ]
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:gantdown: ....Pearl... she... she....
:pearly: I RAPED THE SHIT OUT OF HIM

Author:  Lind [ Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:33 pm ]
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PrinceDaniel07 wrote:
:udgy: I AM COMPLETE
:ack: :wacky-edgy: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

You stole that from my Phoenix Wrong!

Author:  Megumi'sShades [ Sun Apr 19, 2009 1:02 pm ]
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*In an MMO*

:takao: You're kidding! What the hell's going on!?
:keiko-sad: !*runs into marc*
:sal: Gaspard, are you okay?
:keiko: What happened?
:sal: Are you okay?
:takao: Uh, yeah
:sal: Hey, are you a new player?
:keiko: You're a noob? Oh, hey, I'm sorry. I guess I must have scared you, huh?
:takao: Hell, no. I'm not a noob. I'm the Terror of Death
:keiko: Terror of what?
:sal: Wait, are you talking about the famous PKK, Haseo?
:keiko: You're a player killer-killer! I knew I heard about him somewhere before. But, I'm pretty sure his name was Haseyo
:sal: Are you sure?
:keiko: Definitely
:takao: Hey, look, it's me. I am the real PKK Haseo!
:sal: I'm sorry, but you'll have to gain more levels before you can say anything like that
:takao: W-what? Hey!
:sal: If you're a noob, we'll be happy to teach you the basics

Author:  Marche Tobaye [ Sun Apr 19, 2009 1:04 pm ]
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:godot: - Sit your ass down and drink your goddamn tea!

Author:  Grancko [ Sun Apr 19, 2009 1:09 pm ]
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:karma: All I care about is the truth!

Author:  PrinceDaniel07 [ Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:08 pm ]
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Lind_L_Tailor wrote:
PrinceDaniel07 wrote:
:udgy: I AM COMPLETE
:ack: :wacky-edgy: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

You stole that from my Phoenix Wrong!

I honestly didn't know that was used in a Phoenix Wrong.

Author:  MikeMeekinsFan [ Sun Apr 19, 2009 4:13 pm ]
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:redd: I'm so sorry everyone, here have all of my money!
:meekins: Fuck the justice system! I am off to rape random women!
:godot: I'll stop waiting for you Mia, now I'm after that Maya, rawr~.
:jake: Why, hello there my good man. How might you be this beautiful day?
:zenitora: I'm so sorry, I'm such a jerk...
:wellington: My poor ma has ta pay fer my operation... :(
:yuusaku: I don't love you Dessie!
:igarashi: I belong in a retirement home
:udgy: That makes complete sense Mr. Wright. The defendant is not guilty! And this case only took 5 seconds. Wonderful!

Author:  MelodyMeep [ Sat Apr 25, 2009 8:05 pm ]
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:pearl: - Sorry Maya and Phoenix, but Im going to the circus with Franziska and Miles!!

:uramidn: - Don Tigre... I want children. Right now.

:adrian: - I wish Matt was here with me.

:edgeworth: - Hey Trucy! Can you make Franziska's whip disappear for me?! PLEASE?!

:minuki: - I didn't tell Apollo, but I put pink glitter in Daryan's hair gel before the show and blamed it on Machi. It was a good idea at the time...

:doodle: - Good lord, I need a drink.

:garyuu: - Use the force, Apollo.

:maya: - I don't like burgers anymore. Fruit Salad is the way to go!

:udgy: - iPods sure are awesome.

Author:  HowObjectionable [ Sat Apr 25, 2009 8:17 pm ]
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:inspect: Dick Gumshoe. Best. Detective. Evar.

Author:  rydus65 [ Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:11 pm ]
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:sawit-bald: I'll get those wrecthed Smurfs if it's the last thing I do!
:goodman: Let's split up gang.

Author:  Pearl the Barrister [ Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:27 pm ]
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:maya: my new job is at a health food store!
:phoenix: you probably don't want to see my badge, do you?
:moe: (nothing)

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