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| Author: | ShyTenda [ Fri Oct 26, 2007 11:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say |
 I'm on a rampage! I got problems with my feet and my back! I'm on a rampage! I'm about to have a dope rhyme attack! I'm on a rampage! Phoenix Wright rocks all the courts! I'm on a rampage! And if you don't believe me you can get with the CHORT! *drops some beats*
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| Author: | PrinceDaniel07 [ Sat Oct 27, 2007 7:18 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say |
Spoiler: 2-4  I lost! Oh well. Not very important to me that Wright ruined my perfect win record. Sleep with one eye open, gripping your pillow tight. Exit light... enter night... take my hand. Off to never never land.  Hey kids! Sleep with one eye open or I may stick a banana up your ass! Science is NOT the answer to everything. This bill from Burger King is ridiculous. And it's all from food that you ate. How much is it? IT'S OVER 9,000! Oops. Looks like I spilled my coffee on you. I'M MELTING! AIEE!  Uh oh. Looks like I spilled some oil from the burgers on to you. I'M MELTING! AIEE!
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| Author: | ShyTenda [ Sat Oct 27, 2007 7:29 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say |
 I need you to take this plate of food, make a milkshake out of it, and spread it on Nana's gums for her! I'm going to go ahead and disobey a direct order, sir. Understandable!
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| Author: | The Doctor [ Sat Oct 27, 2007 4:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say |
 I eat Defense Attorneys for breakfast. They're my main source of protein.
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| Author: | Strategydom [ Sat Oct 27, 2007 9:23 pm ] |
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I love doing community service! I'll get up and walk! I'm known as the "Rookie Musher"! I have a passionate heart burning blue! I will now delete my programming. UBJICTION! I date men! Mask De*Masque sucks! I feel like eating at a fancy French restaurant today! This is Sparta! I'm participating in the National Throw A Wig At An Attorney day! Stuff glasses! Stuff college! Stuff women! Stuff con artists! WHERE'S MY TEDDY? Bradley-Boo, I love you. I hate whipping! I much prefer peace... Now it's time to perform the cranioectomy! Like, I, like, killed, like, the doctor, like, guy. I love you Juan! GET ME OUT OF THIS SAUNA! Now, let's fix this electrical pile-up. Tonight. Me. I am God. Take me as your saviour. I hate poker and cheating! Let's write a report on the advanced people of 17th century Britain! My kisses are poison!
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| Author: | EricaP [ Sat Oct 27, 2007 9:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say |
I'm in ur mind. Stealin ur thawtz. AH AM ZHU RONG! The Goddess O' Fire!
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| Author: | Klavice Gavin [ Sat Oct 27, 2007 10:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say |
 I love how this kid named Apollo took my job and made me a hobo. I love you Edgey-poo! Me and Manfred Von Karma went to a bar. I'm not smiling for the kids, I'm smiling because I have a devious scheme. I admit, I talk too much. Eww, I hate coffee. Hey there babe, wanna go out for a date? Y'know, I really think that Max's lawyer is hotter then him.
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| Author: | PrinceDaniel07 [ Sun Oct 28, 2007 12:16 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say |
Go to Hell, Mia! You should leave alone but no, you have to come and haunt me! I don't know a thing about science! You know so much more about it than I do! Who knew that atoms were actually microscopic hamburgers! No, only half the atoms are hamburgers. The rest are samurai! I am dogged and relentless to my prey! Then be a good dog. Sit. Stay! Today, by myself, 12 prosecutors I've beaten! From the size of your gut, I'd guess they were eaten. If it wasn't for the carefree innocence of this courtroom I'd be breaking your knee-caps. You're a demonic little imp Pearl.
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| Author: | grim_tales [ Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:24 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say |
I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE! I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for you meddling kids! FECK! DRINK! GIRLS! ARSE! What would you say is behind tomorrow's advent window? Women's knickers! I love yoooour clothes... Maya. I can recite pi to 40,000 places. The last digit is 1. Mmmm.. pi. Hmm.. yes... Shut the fuck up, Fransizka. You're a stuck up, spoilt tart, I'm the one running this court! I'M IN CHARGE! Err.. yes. You're right of course. Carry on, sir.
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| Author: | Zinle [ Sun Oct 28, 2007 6:18 pm ] |
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- You hear me world? I LOVE LARRY! - Phoenix...give me a hug - SHUT UP AND SIT QUIETLY OR...!! - No...I am your father... (huh?) - Hi *** Maya!... - Who wants to play tag? - I drink tea! - Bark, Bark! <- (personal favourite ^^)Well...What do you think? |
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| Author: | Jenna_Darknight [ Mon Oct 29, 2007 4:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say |
| ~ My client is 200% guilty, please lock him up forever without parole!
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| Author: | xylophone220 [ Mon Oct 29, 2007 5:33 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say |
Every enemy I've met, I've annihilated.  With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated! (...Couldn't resist...) |
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| Author: | PrinceDaniel07 [ Mon Oct 29, 2007 10:15 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say |
Now remember, the accused is innocent until proving guilty. Hahahahah! Hahahahah! Oh well! Let the forging begin! I've never had a wet dream in my life... How can someone be sexy who doesn't study science?  666, the Number of the Beast, 666, the one for you and me! You rang? BORN TO BE WILD!!! Would Ini please stop dancing in the court?! Hell yeah! I love heavy metal! Maya and Pearl are bitches for not liking it! Uh... my boobies are down there. Why would I look at them? You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it! Fat, fat, really really fat!  I learned that from Bill Nye the science guy! Mr. Grossburg, I need help. LEMONS, LEMONS, LEMONS, LEMONS! Seriously, I need help. Let me give you some advice: Drink lemonade! It'll help you! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR! Refreshing like an emo is my motto! I'm so gay! Wright, why is your office full of underage girls? Play us a song, you're the piano man, play us a song tonight. Well we're all in the mood for a melody, and you've got us feeling alright.  Sometimes I wish I knew someone named Watson and went to elementary school, so I could say "It's elementary my dear Watson!" GIDDEGTY GIDDEGTY GOO! Yes, America actually got rid of a trial by jury. And it is in no way unconstitutional!
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| Author: | Strategydom [ Mon Oct 29, 2007 7:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say |
My face is a toaster! BURN IN HELL, CELESTE!!!! I want my alone time with Nixxi-poo! I much prefer tea. BRAINS! I AM REDEAD! I have electrocuted knuckles! *silence* I sing classical music! Want some poison...I mean, lunches? I have my own game! It's called "Perfect Darkeness", and I am the villain, while Franziska is the heroine! Someone is lifting my wig up with a string! I am gay! Wright! What ARE you doing with Pearls? Oo-la-la! Mr. Wright, I want to stick my leg in your eyes! I have a gun in the side of my finger! BANG! I have two planets as breasts!
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| Author: | Lisabasil1959 [ Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say |
Lets skip the trial, instead, I say we all hug Can I help it if my nose itches?! I'm friends with Bill Gates I think I made oceans part in my past life....(this one will only make sense if you watched "Slayers : Next" ) Dragon King Gaav? Never heard of him
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| Author: | PrinceDaniel07 [ Mon Oct 29, 2007 10:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say |
Guilt. It's what's for dinner. BOO-YAH! I CAN'T SWIM! I'M DROWNING! I can't eat that! It has too much fat! Do you think it'll help us win if I stop holding my arms under my boobs and let them show?
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| Author: | Mitzy [ Tue Oct 30, 2007 3:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say |
| Spoiler: 3-3 Wish I was in Texas, the purdy-ist place in the world...I'll always be a Texas GIRL. I never practice my objections!
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| Author: | Dick_Gumshoe [ Tue Oct 30, 2007 7:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say |
 Hey Maggey. I don't need you. Go kill yourself. OK, sir! Plunging knive in heart sir! My client, Maya Fey, is guilty! 100% guilty! What? Nick, I love you! Really? Sorry, ignore that statement. Maya Fey, is 
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| Author: | PrinceDaniel07 [ Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say |
Dick Gumshoe, that was just so funny! Good job! Mr. Wright! What in the blazes are you doing to Director Hotti?! My case is really simple and stupid and has no traps for Wright to run into today. And I totally believe that! As do I! It's OK. I played this song on hard on Guitar Hero. Come on you stupid horse! Faster, faster! ...and that's why I believe the Earth is flat! How would you like to lick my balls? No Maya, I don't want to ravish you while you are in a Pink Princess outfit. UP YOURS! NO, UP YOURS! Didn't you forget that his fingerprints are on the weapon? OK, er.... um, well, THAT'S JUST WRONG! *Head starts spinning around.* GET AN EXORCIST! OK. Should I get the tape or DVD? If there is one thing I can't stand, it's a bloody fairy! GOD HATES FAGS!!! Guess that whiskey I slipped in her drink is working! You didn't slip it in mine! Hey! This juice tastes funny, but made me feel really happy! Lawyers are more high-class than me! Wait,.... I think I'm losing you... *static noises* Oh no! Hey it's coming back... Carry on my wayward son!... OH NO! WE LOST HIM! What's wrong? Don't you like this song? I want to roll with the gangstas, but I'm just too blue and woody. Sour pie! Whee! I'm so over clocked that you just see a flash when I move! When life gives you lemons, throw them away!
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| Author: | ShyTenda [ Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say |
| Quick Mia, flash the prosecution!
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| Author: | PrinceDaniel07 [ Wed Oct 31, 2007 8:16 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say |
Quick Mia, flash the judge! Help! I'm retarded! I'm in a kind mood today. Don't you know you can fight evil with GUITAR SOLOS?! I cut myself and it feels GOOD!
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| Author: | grim_tales [ Wed Oct 31, 2007 10:05 am ] |
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LMAO @ Dick Gumshoe's post :D In a way that actually sounds like that would happen.. maybe. Come on you stupid horse! I got my last $10 on you! No, don't look at me! RUUUN! No.. don't come over here!
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| Author: | Lisabasil1959 [ Wed Oct 31, 2007 4:59 pm ] |
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| Gomen nasai gomen nasai! Sumi Sumi!
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| Author: | grim_tales [ Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:07 pm ] |
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Huh? "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Excuse me!" (right?) |
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| Author: | Lisabasil1959 [ Wed Oct 31, 2007 6:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say |
it was from the .Hack video game parody; .Hack/GIFT, this little computer creature would CONSTANTLY SAY THAT in the spoof ^^;; sorry of the confusion... http://youtube.com/watch?v=mGdO3UoggJc Right at 8:31 , the little flying thing |
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| Author: | Xero Wright [ Wed Oct 31, 2007 7:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say |
- I ALWAYS have a plan. - I didn't love Feenie! - I HATE SLAMMING THIS DESK.
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| Author: | xylophone220 [ Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:01 pm ] |
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| Pedophilia? Eww.
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| Author: | Konkmeister [ Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say |
| Would you like fries with that....sir.
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| Author: | PrinceDaniel07 [ Wed Oct 31, 2007 10:28 pm ] |
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I never poke at a paper while holding it. What? Edgeworth is straight? Oh my Science, I never would have guessed! Yeah, I only watching wrestling with hot girls in it. I can't hold all of this salad. I feel so insulted that you won't speak in hex. Why won't the judge just kill himself? Hm... OK. I'll do that first thing tomorrow! I'm emo and wish my tears were acid. Edgeworth, you know I hate it when you stick a banana up my butt. But it feels so good to me! Wright, if you dare try to object so aggressively again, I'm going to be rather aroused! ARGH! OH THE PAIN! MY EYES ARE GETTING TOASTED!  My cock is much bigger than yours, my cock can walk right through the door, with a feeling so pure. It's got you screaming back for more. Can't you see that I love my cock? Can't you see that you love my cock? Can't you see that we love my cock? My shit stinks much better than yours, my shit stinks right down through the floor. With a feeling so pure, it's got you coming back for more. Can't you see that I love my shit? Can't you see that you love my shit? Can't you see that we love my shit? How do you respond, Mr. Wright? ... er.... BANANA HAMMOCK! WHAT THE FUCK?! I LOVE MY RUBBER DUCKY SO MUCH! Gumshoe fired me! FUCK YOU COUNTRY HICKS!
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| Author: | Konkmeister [ Thu Nov 01, 2007 5:23 pm ] |
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| Ping! *shoots toast at phoenix*
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| Author: | ShyTenda [ Mon Nov 05, 2007 5:11 am ] |
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 I should have been a porn star like my father.
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| Author: | xylophone220 [ Mon Nov 05, 2007 11:36 am ] |
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ShyTenda wrote: :ben: I should have been a porn star like my father. 
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| Author: | PrinceDaniel07 [ Tue Nov 06, 2007 10:16 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say |
 Hm... Need *flips page* bigger *flips page* notepad. I'm a fool in love! This is madness! No, THIS IS SPARTA!
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| Author: | ShyTenda [ Wed Nov 07, 2007 7:09 am ] |
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GamerErman2001 wrote: Hm... Need *flips page* bigger *flips page* notepad.Don't you mean: Note to self...Get bigger...notepa...d.
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| Author: | Jenna_Darknight [ Wed Nov 07, 2007 7:18 am ] |
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perfect. That's just awesome. |
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| Author: | Kitana [ Wed Nov 07, 2007 10:00 am ] |
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| I HATE COFFEE.
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| Author: | BurningScarlet [ Wed Nov 07, 2007 6:09 pm ] |
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Forgive me Phoenix. Woah Mia, do they do B enchancements in heaven? Cause I can see a little something... This is what I call Godot Blend-108. Oh yeah. Tea rocks. Care for a tea cannon? Heck no! This ain't no guitar for da' seniles! This is da' VIOLIN! Woo-hoo!! ROCK ON! Opps, sorry Nick, I destroyed the fish and our hypnotic kaleidascope. My new dick works great! It's better than that Dickie Gumshoe I suppose... I used to be a lovable bear. WHO MADE MY GODOT BLEND-108 COFFEE?! DON'T TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME CUZ' I'M BLIND!
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| Author: | Lisabasil1959 [ Wed Nov 07, 2007 7:27 pm ] |
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for a lot of text... Lets go find Gourdy today Edgeworth! Mr. Wright, that would require a boat, do you know anything about boats or sailing? Sure I do! Well in that case, say a strong north wind picks up, what will you do? I'd throw out an anchor! Alright, but then what if a strong south wind started blowing? I'd throw out an anchor! ....... but what if a strong east wind starts up? I'd throw out an anchor! WHERE ARE YOU GETTING ALL THOSE ANCHORS FROM!? Same place you're getting all that wind! ^.^
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| Author: | Mana [ Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:41 pm ] |
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Hey, so I decided to be useful for this case. Wright, just shut up and let me vent my emotions. It's a good thing I had a week's notice on this trial. Wait a minute, I think I saw a contradiction with that testimony... Isn't that right... MISTER PHOENIX BRIGHT?! Couldn't we settle this without resorting to violence...?  No, it wasn't me, any idiot could have figured that out. THAT'S what they do in Delaware. You.Think.You've.Won? That's.Fine... WENDDDYYY OLLLDDBAAAAG Jesus loves me, yes, I know! Because the Bible told me so! No, please, continue ignoring me. Actually, we call it FREEDOM toast now...
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| Author: | Apollo_Wright [ Thu Nov 08, 2007 12:28 am ] |
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| Ever notice we're the only defense attorney's in this game? Well, Yeah I- ------------------NEWCOMERS------  Like...Hey! like, I think he like, just fibbed! Objection....I think..maybe..hey yeah..O-Objection! Did you say something? N-no... Oh-Okay.
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