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Author:	_Anonymous_ [ Thu Nov 08, 2007 12:48 am ]
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Apollo_Wright wrote: :phoenix: Ever notice we're the only defense attorney's in this game? Well, Yeah I- ------------------NEWCOMERS------ Like...Hey! like, I think he like, just fibbed! Objection....I think..maybe..hey yeah..O-Objection! Did you say something? N-no... Oh-Okay. : Le Objeccion! : Witness, could you hold on a moment? I'm going to call my defense consultant to see where your lie just was... : Would the defense please refrain from using cell phones in the courtroom? : I wouldn't lie again... if I were you... hee... hee... hee... I might just... make your espresso... extra thick... hee... hee... hee... : (Blue Badger Song) : OBJECTION! The defense is nothing more than a wriggling piece of plywood! OH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH. (:badger:/:edgeworth: rape tiem) : OBJECTION! Why, when I was a young girl, no respectable courtroom would be run like this! You should be ashamed of yourself! Of course, I wasn't an attorney back then, but I've still been a witness plenty of times! You remember me, don't you, Edgey-boy?

Author:	Apollo_Wright [ Thu Nov 08, 2007 1:35 am ]
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I Like women!

Author:	xylophone220 [ Thu Nov 08, 2007 3:50 am ]
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Apollo_Wright wrote: :edgeworth: I Like women! ...Oh, pffsh. :P

Author:	Apollo_Wright [ Thu Nov 08, 2007 4:31 am ]
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Hey Phoenix, I'm going to be useful! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ PWNED!!!

Author:	thatgamerguy [ Thu Nov 08, 2007 3:28 pm ]
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NOW GODDAMNIT PEOPLE THIS IS A COURT OF LAW. pUT THAT WHIP DOWN, DON'T SPEAK OUT OF TURN, AND SHOW ME SOME GODDAMN RESPECT. The coffee still stands.

Author:	grim_tales [ Thu Nov 08, 2007 6:49 pm ]
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Franziska1959 wrote: for a lot of text... Lets go find Gourdy today Edgeworth! Mr. Wright, that would require a boat, do you know anything about boats or sailing? Sure I do! Well in that case, say a strong north wind picks up, what will you do? I'd throw out an anchor! Alright, but then what if a strong south wind started blowing? I'd throw out an anchor! ....... but what if a strong east wind starts up? I'd throw out an anchor! WHERE ARE YOU GETTING ALL THOSE ANCHORS FROM!? Same place you're getting all that wind! ^.^

Author:	Ethed [ Thu Nov 08, 2007 8:10 pm ]
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Franziska1959 wrote: for a lot of text... Lets go find Gourdy today Edgeworth! Mr. Wright, that would require a boat, do you know anything about boats or sailing? Sure I do! Well in that case, say a strong north wind picks up, what will you do? I'd throw out an anchor! Alright, but then what if a strong south wind started blowing? I'd throw out an anchor! ....... but what if a strong east wind starts up? I'd throw out an anchor! WHERE ARE YOU GETTING ALL THOSE ANCHORS FROM!? Same place you're getting all that wind! ^.^ That was hilarious! :D Is that a known joke or did you make that up?

Author:	RichieTheRabbid [ Thu Nov 08, 2007 10:01 pm ]
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The Father Ted quotes a few pages back are brilliant. =D

Author:	xylophone220 [ Thu Nov 08, 2007 10:18 pm ]
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RichieTheRabbid wrote: The Father Ted quotes a few pages back are brilliant. =D Yes. Yes, they are.

Author:	Elriel [ Thu Nov 08, 2007 10:19 pm ]
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Ethed wrote: Franziska1959 wrote: for a lot of text... Lets go find Gourdy today Edgeworth! Mr. Wright, that would require a boat, do you know anything about boats or sailing? Sure I do! Well in that case, say a strong north wind picks up, what will you do? I'd throw out an anchor! Alright, but then what if a strong south wind started blowing? I'd throw out an anchor! ....... but what if a strong east wind starts up? I'd throw out an anchor! WHERE ARE YOU GETTING ALL THOSE ANCHORS FROM!? Same place you're getting all that wind! ^.^ That was hilarious! :D Is that a known joke or did you make that up? I read a similar joke in a book, but it was about pilots, plane's motors and storms instead of anchors, boats and wind.

Author:	PrinceDaniel07 [ Sun Nov 11, 2007 10:50 am ]
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Make a verdict, please! ARSE! FECK! DRINK! Uh... I'm lost here. What does arse and feck mean? Ass and fuck? So that means the verdict is ass-rape and booze?... I guess so. RAEP TIME!!!11!!!11!!1!

Author:	PrinceDaniel07 [ Wed Nov 14, 2007 9:30 am ]
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Manfred, that was way out of line! You get a penalty. Yes, I messed up. And I deserve that penalty. Hey Meekins! Want to go beat up random hobos? Ooh! I want to beat up hobos too! Wa-hey! I just feel so excited! I mean like say we got you crazy ass bastards here! And ladies with the best racks in town! YEE-HAW! Er... Maya, Mia... I hate you both! I'm so sexy, you don't even know I'm sexy! Yeah, well scientifically, that isn't possible! I'm so turned on by you mentioning science! My fringes aren't long enough! Mine aren't long enough either! You really can't remember anything that happened while you were with Ema last night? She blinded me with science... Mr. Edgeworth wants to marry you, Mr. Nick! I HATE EVERYONE! I DO TOO! I want to roll with the gangstas, but I'm just too blue and woody. I don't love Maggey! I love Franziska! I don't love at all. I LOVE EVERYONE! I DO TOO! We hid the Mafia where nobody would suspect: Ted E. Bear's Mafia-Free Playland and Casino!

Author:	Apollo_Wright [ Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:22 pm ]
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Rotflol "I Dont Love at all" Witness! Hurry this is my 12th cup of herbal green tea! Cram it, Bitch I'll tear yo' ass UP. Bets not be bringing that punk-ass- visor inta' my bar-an'-grill His power level! I-Its off the charts!!! KAAAA-MEE-HAAAAAHHH!!!!

Author:	PrinceDaniel07 [ Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:54 pm ]
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My bust brings all the boys to the yard! I love Oldbag! She's the best woman I know! Hm... so I take it you're into S&M, with that whip of yours... Oh yeah, S&M, K&L, A&Z, I like all the letters! I HATE LEMONS! OBJECTION! The judge is RETARDED! I feel really close to you right now, because that's the first time we have ever completely agreed!

Author:	Apollo_Wright [ Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:30 pm ]
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Oh a little boy...walks away I concur! this conundrum is, quite frankly, the most profoundly detailed mess of fiddle sticks I've ever- Witness...please stop!! my whip made of twigs can only take a few more whips...please...I'm sorry If I hurt you... A Gathering of Old Men

Author:	PrinceDaniel07 [ Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:37 pm ]
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Science? What's that? I am not a virgin! I am a virgin! How about some crapola? Mmm! I love crapola! What's in it? It's cow shit and ice cream, you idiot! My name does not sound like a detective's name... I'll admit it. My name is actually Phoenix Wrong.

Author:	Lisabasil1959 [ Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:51 pm ]
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Thanks for that guys XD I actually got the joke from an old movie. And they were about to go out sailing. I figured since there was a lake near the city I could use that joke XD

Author:	godspeed [ Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:42 am ]
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Edgeworth alone at home watching AFV giggles Tee hee...th-that's funnnny, the cat pooped on that guy's head giggles Phoenix and company staring through the window ..D-d-d-did...Edgeworth just giggle!? ...Huh? What was that noise just now?! Run away! ...November 14th 2016, prosecutor Edgeworth giggled (amazing isn't it?)

Author:	PrinceDaniel07 [ Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:02 am ]
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godspeed wrote: ...November 14th 2016, prosecutor Edgeworth giggled (amazing isn't it?) IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD! Better make the most of it! OH NO! Who wants ice cream?! Huh? Er... what?... No rape time? Oh, sorry I forgot. RAEP TIME!!!!!1!!!11!!!1!

Author:	chanchook [ Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:23 am ]
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I am NOT guilty!!! Ok, I'll talk.... howdy, my dogies so, how's my kittens today? ahh, the days of my youth, like the scent of old man's smell actually, i don't know anymore phoenix..... I LOVE YOU MAGGEY-CHAN!!! Dude, I'm totally embarrassed to ask that girl out!! come with me please!! blushes OMG look at those boobs!! Hey, don't I look like Rukia? ROOOOAAARR!!! bzzzt bzzt, bzzzt!! capacity overload 123442qwerty23!!??&&%&#@! pikachu! pika pika! Spoiler: Yanni Yogi lol, you're so screwed!! argh, goddamn whippersnapper bird!! braaaaaiiiiinnsss.... Coffee Spray Attack!! I just love the smell of coffee in the morning.... So the order are: 2 ramens and 3 Gyuudon, is that all? J00 u l13kZ 1V1Y r4CK5?! LOLOLOL!!one!!11one!!11 I think I'm in love.

Author:	PrinceDaniel07 [ Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:07 am ]
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That wasn't Bigfoot. That was me! It's a violent pornography, choking chicks and sodomy, the kinda shit that turns me on! The client is guilty! WHY I NEVER! He is sooo not guilty! Oh god,help me hold my breath as I wish for death. Oh please God help me! We're cool, in denial smoking cigaro cigaro cigar. WE'RE THE REGULATORS THAT DEREGULATE! WE'RE THE ANIMATORS THAT DEANIMATE! Fuck coffee!!! I thought you love coffee. That's what I mean! I love it so much I got to jack off of it! I'M ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELL! Bring your daughter, bring your daughter, to the slaughter! Let her go! Let her go! Let her go! I'm gonna bring Pearl! She's almost my daughter! Ack! You pervert! I don't like rape. I like raep!!!!111!!11!!!1! Shot for five musical references

Author:	Skuly [ Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:47 pm ]
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What does rape mean? SCREW PERFECTION! Make a shit of yourself in court! I don't make rules. I didn't poison your coffee. I just put EXTRA SUGAR >:D

Author:	Dayloc [ Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:18 am ]
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: Treecko!

Author:	grim_tales [ Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:23 pm ]
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Pikachu! I choose you!

Author:	Apollo_Wright [ Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:59 pm ]
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Hey Feenie, I luffle you! glomp Come here little kiddies, lets talk about Jesus! Bark Bark RAEP TIME!!!11!!1

Author:	Ryu [ Sat Nov 17, 2007 2:43 am ]
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"I'm a feebas!"

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ShyTenda [ Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:55 am ]

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:phoenix:

KEEP GOING!

Author:	Apollo_Wright [ Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:33 pm ]
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Rotflol was that last one from that one Bizarro Wright: Awful Attorney?

Author:	Ryu [ Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:58 pm ]
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Paint em Red!

Author:	Apollo_Wright [ Sat Nov 17, 2007 8:33 pm ]
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Seeing Red again, seeing red again.... In the Red...It filters through...

Author:	Kyo Kusanagi [ Mon Nov 19, 2007 2:45 am ]
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Ma ke... Sokebe... so shi-te..... SHI-NE!!!! (if you play KOF then you'd know this by now)

Author:	PrinceDaniel07 [ Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:51 am ]
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So I went and bought five lottery tickets. Oh! Did you win anything?! All of them had the grand prize of 20 million dollars! So I won 100 million dollars! Then some guy gave me a dog just like I was looking for! Then I found my long lost father! Then I bought a soda, and I won tickets to a baseball game! Then I got all the fly balls at the game! I'm so lucky! Maya's DNA is related to Jughead Jones. This explains her extreme metabolism. Did someone say Jughead? I love those Archie books! They're the most complicated books I've ever read, though! I like to masturbate over Betty and Veronica. NO WAY! I don't believe it! IMPOSSIBLE! Edgeworth is straight?! Hey Pearl, go channel the victim so we have a definitive witness! I'm getting married! So am I! What's a computer? No idea. It's one of those new fads that only idiots pay attention to. Can you believe it? I had a threesome with Sal Manela and Hotti! Sadly, I can. Shit-faced cock-master! Donkey-raping shit-eater! SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, UNCLE FUCKA! I hate rapists! They should be killed! All these faggotoids should be burned! I saw your add in the "Bourt" Supplement. The what? The Bourt Supplement. The Court Supplement. Yes, I'm sorry, I ban not say the letter B. C? Yes, that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a "sbool" boy. I was attabked by a bat. A cat? No you silly bunt, a bat. The souls of young prosecutors taste good, don't they? Yes. Especially Godot's, with his bitter coffee flavor. Morning, Edgey! Leave me alone, judge. If I wanted to talk to a vegetable, I would have bought one at the market. What can I do to a woman that I can't do to you? I cannot conceive, my dear.

Author:	Kyo Kusanagi [ Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:09 am ]
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I LOVE YOU DICKIE, DAH-LEEEENG! Stay away! I've set eyes only for

Author:	Apollo_Wright [ Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:43 am ]
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Thanks Maya but...I..have feelings for another.. What up honkey' ? drives away on Harley

Author:	DefenseNeverRests [ Tue Nov 20, 2007 2:13 am ]
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sings Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? I have no rules.

Author:	Kyo Kusanagi [ Tue Nov 20, 2007 2:16 am ]
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Oh, this is the latest hobby of mine.....

Author:	DetectiveTomDamron [ Tue Nov 20, 2007 2:34 am ]
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Can you believe it pal!? Im in the FBI! Um...Maya where do you want me to roll around at? on the bed feenie

Author:	DefenseNeverRests [ Tue Nov 20, 2007 2:36 am ]
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I'm having an affair. That's okay, Mr. Nick.

Author:	Rebel Vanguard [ Tue Nov 20, 2007 2:44 am ]
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My little Dollie DOES poop

Author:	LordQuadros [ Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:22 am ]
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"If you run out of glasses, you can have mine." "You got enough?" "Absolutely. Infinite glasses." "Fool! I asked for a venti mocha frapuccino with whipped cream! WHERE THE FUCK IS THE WHIPPED CREAM?! You die for this!" Spoiler: "Listen, Dahlia, I'm sorry. It's just not gonna work out anymore." "What?! Well, why the hell not?!" "Well, first of all, your repeated attempts on my life are becoming quite irksome. Second, your pussy is like a beartrap, teeth and everything. Third, I've been seeing your sister for quite some time already." "You knew about her?" "When her glory hole doesn't try to snap off your man-bits, you pick up on these things." "I need this job like I need a knife to the chest!"

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