Ready to RAWK!?
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Location: Ontario, Canada.
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It's stuck?
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Location: Olympia, WA
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Ready to RAWK!?
Gender: Male
Location: Ontario, Canada.
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Posts: 9051
emot.


Oh, Mr. Moffat, you card you.
Gender: Male
Location: Here, not there
Rank: Prosecutor
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Posts: 631
: "I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!"
: "Would you believe me if I said that I actually have a three-story mansion for the weekends?"
: "I represent the anti-tobacco group, SmokeAway."
: "Daddy says I have to water the lawn!"
: "At the rate you're crying, you're already halfway done."
Gender: None specified
Location: I AM BACK, LURKING~
Rank: Donor
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Posts: 4838
Larry, have you found the wedding ring yet?
We don't need one!
Aww, so much for a bi wedding....
Three of you are getting married without including me in the vows? H-h-h-h-h-h-hhow c-c-c-c-cccould you.....
Hmmmm... whatever, it is time to 
Oh, Mr. Moffat, you card you.
Gender: Male
Location: Here, not there
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: "I remember my childhood like it was yesterday..."
: "Oh noes! I broke the Urn... again."
: "Sigh... I'll help you fix it again, but I'm serious, you have got to stop using it for target practice and not expect it to break."
: "DID I HEAR THE URN JUST BREAK!!!!"
: "AIEE! Run!"
: "Hmm, good times."
: "Uh, Chief, this is like the 19th time today you've told me that story. Maybe you need to get yourself checked for Alzhei-"
: "Hey, Nick, you just reminded me of when I was a kid. I remember my childhood like it was yesterday..."
: "...I guess lawyer skills isn't the only thing she picked up from Grossburg..."
PCHOOO
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Um... could you keep it down? I really hate loud noises.
Ready to RAWK!?
Gender: Male
Location: Ontario, Canada.
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Posts: 9051
I love ze English people! After all, I am from Quebec!

Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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Oh you foolish Americans! When Hitler is revived from his frozen state, you will all bow before the Germans! Then Phoenix Wright shall be defeated and executed in the name of Communism! ALL HAIL HITLER!
Lovely RitaDON'T INTERRUPT ME, JUSTICE!!!
Gender: Female
Location: Southern California
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Posts: 1019
(thanks to Vickinator for the awesome sig and avatar.)
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
Gender: Male
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Lovely Rita
Insanity at its classiest.
Gender: Male
Location: The Den of Transexual Beavers
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:45 pm
Posts: 480
HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
Hey baby, wanna see my stethascope?
Where am I?
Score...
I hate cats.
I hate them too.
Let's get it.
Poor kitty...
GET THE FUCK BACK IN THE HOLE.
Do I look like a monkey?
Ye- NO! No, you don't.
You're lying to me.
No I'm not...
I know where you live.
How did you find my box?
I told him.
Maggie!?
I didn't want to...
You're both going to die.
Viola, I have cancer.
WAnt some "medicine"?
DAMMIT, STOP WITH THE MEDICINE, IT'S JUST AIDS!!!
Hey guys, can I get a loan?
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!
HIV is sexy...
I LOVE DICKS!!!
Wanna make out?
Sure!
Fuckin' hell...
You're just jealous of me and Odoroki's love!
Fat ass.
You're adopted.
OR IS SHE!? BOWCHICKAWOWWOW!!!
No, seriously.
Yeah...
Ready to RAWK!?
Gender: Male
Location: Ontario, Canada.
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Oh you foolish Americans! When Hitler is revived from his frozen state, you will all bow before the Germans! Then Phoenix Wright shall be defeated and executed in the name of Communism! ALL HAIL HITLER!

Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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Hemorrhoids are taboo!
Lovely RitaHaruhi MY LOVE
Gender: Male
Location: In japan with haruhi!!!
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Sat Nov 03, 2007 7:36 pm
Posts: 144

Oh, Mr. Moffat, you card you.
Gender: Male
Location: Here, not there
Rank: Prosecutor
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Posts: 631
: "Rolling On the Floor Laughing."
: "I don't know."
: "Like, dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena. Like, que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena. Like, dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena... Like Ehhhh, Macarena (Ay!)"
見たのか・・・!
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: "Like, dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena. Like, que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena. Like, dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena... Like Ehhhh, Macarena (Ay!)"

Oh, Mr. Moffat, you card you.
Gender: Male
Location: Here, not there
Rank: Prosecutor
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Posts: 631
: "If you wish... upon a staaaaaaar..."
: "Braiiiins~..."
: "I wet myself...."
: "Oh, baby!"
: "Take this: my love, my anger, and ALL OF MY SORROW!
見たのか・・・!
Gender: Female
Location: London, England
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Gender: None specified
Location: I AM BACK, LURKING~
Rank: Donor
Joined: Sun Oct 28, 2007 6:06 pm
Posts: 4838

Hmmmm... whatever, it is time to 
Insanity at its classiest.
Gender: Male
Location: The Den of Transexual Beavers
Rank: Medium-in-training
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Once more, with feeling!
IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAND!!!
Sup!
What?
Does not compute?
MUUUUUUUUCH better!
So my box is being re-possessed?
Yes, you couldn't pay the loan.
BUt I just wanted some god damned noodles!!!
I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK WHAT YOU WANTED!!!
Well you don't need to be so angry...
I HAD CHILDHOOD PROBLEMS!!!
That should be readily apparent by now...
So I heard you were really horny right now!
Mr. Nick, who is this man?
This is... A pedophile.
BUt my mommy said they were only on the internet!
Creepy...

One K, one R, two V's. Gawd.
Gender: Female
Location: Kissing Vikinator's feet for making this sig O_O
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: "Like, dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena. Like, que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena. Like, dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena... Like Ehhhh, Macarena (Ay!)"
It's gonna be FREAKING SUNNY today with HIGHS OF EIGHTY FIVE and MUGGY, DAMMIT! Now for Mike with the sports!
FTAYSDYDYUFGFYSggsfatFTSTVDFTYDFyt HE SHOOTS HE SCOREEESSSS!! AAAAAAAUGGGHHHH!*weeeen*
SMOKE
I'm the guy inside the mickey mouse suit! ohohohohoho!
Oh, Mr. Moffat, you card you.
Gender: Male
Location: Here, not there
Rank: Prosecutor
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: "Hmmm...."
: "Yes!"
: "Yes!"
: "Yes!!"
: "YES!!!"
: "YES!!!"
: "AAAAAIIIGGHHH!!!"
: "Yes!"
...what the heck, I don't even--!
Gender: None specified
Location: ???
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:24 am
Posts: 62
Keep going! , Give it to me!, Approval!
I a'int sorry! I did everything! I'm SO a liar!
Gatewater hotel: Gayest place on Earth.
Doggie... Ah!
(Confession)
Bitter as a tree, green as a leaf. That is Tea.
I fight for evil.
I don't play guitar. Only guitar hero.
Aha! (Instead of Zvarri!)
My life... It's so lucky! My girl Kiyance is at home, waiting for me!
Steak? No thanks. I prefer tofu.
Anime sucks.
Mr. Wright (or) Phoenix.
UNLOCK UNSUCCESSFUL!

Oh, Mr. Moffat, you card you.
Gender: Male
Location: Here, not there
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: "BY THE POWER OF SATAN AND THE EIGHT DEADLY SINS, I CURSE YOU TO HEEEEEEELLLLLL!!!"
: "Sweet!"
: "And I woulda gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids and that dog!"
: " 'Rats right! Rehehehehe!"
: "ITCHY!!!"
: "Yeah, so here is all the money I owe ya, Nick!"
: "DEAR GOD! With this much cash I could retire now and plan a seven year law-revenge plot for losing a case-- and even pretend to be a hobo on weekends!!!"
Gender: None specified
Location: I AM BACK, LURKING~
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Hmmmm... whatever, it is time to 
Oh, Mr. Moffat, you card you.
Gender: Male
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: "'...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... [At this point, the friar is urged by Brother Maynard to "skip a bit, brother"]... And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.' Amen."

DON'T INTERRUPT ME, JUSTICE!!!
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(thanks to Vickinator for the awesome sig and avatar.)
Oh, Mr. Moffat, you card you.
Gender: Male
Location: Here, not there
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Sat Oct 06, 2007 1:31 am
Posts: 631
: "Hey, you aren't even in Phoenix Wright!"
: "What, who, where!"
: "I can't believe it... I fell for the oldest trick in the book."
: "That's right, pal! Even I'm not that dumb!" <---MAKES ON TOPIC!
...what the heck, I don't even--!
Gender: None specified
Location: ???
Rank: Desk Jockey
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見たのか・・・!
Gender: Female
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...what the heck, I don't even--!
Gender: None specified
Location: ???
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:24 am
Posts: 62

見たのか・・・!
Gender: Female
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Oh, Mr. Moffat, you card you.
Gender: Male
Location: Here, not there
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Sat Oct 06, 2007 1:31 am
Posts: 631
: "Dempa-Henkan! Hoshkawa Subaru! On-AIR!"
: "Rockman!"
: "..."
: "Th-that's Andromeda!?"
: "Andromeda! Have some hors d'ouerve before I serve up the main course- Earth! I will crush all those who oppose me!"
: "Right!"
: "You'll regret standing against me! Andromeda GO!"
: "GRAAAAAAAAAAAARW!!!!"
Hobos can be cool...
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This case is so confusing, yet I understand!
...what the heck, I don't even--!
Gender: None specified
Location: ???
Rank: Desk Jockey
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Posts: 62

Insanity at its classiest.
Gender: Male
Location: The Den of Transexual Beavers
Rank: Medium-in-training
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Posts: 480
Hey Edgeworth! Hey Phoenix!
GAME TIME!!!
Yeah, so uh... Phoenix...
Game tim-
Did you put it in her last night?
Game- wha-
Did ya? Did you...
I uh...
Hi everyone!
Oh Pearl, why don't you go back to your roo-
No, she's fine here...
Hel-
Did you put it in her last night?
Um, I
Did you?
Umm, er,
I won't stop until I get an answer
No I didn't... Put it in her...
I am a failure as a mother and a wife...
Yeah, yeah...
Gender: None specified
Location: I AM BACK, LURKING~
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Hmmmm... whatever, it is time to 
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Location: Wut?
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: "Ah, so good to hear your dulcet tones again... and again... and again..."