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Our favorite lawyers and several fans favorite characters have all lost their jobs and all ended up working at Home Depot. You would think that they can handle simply work like organizing the stockroom or working Returns. Rest Assure, things quickly spiral out of control and things end up getting destroyed.
When the manager is away (or swimming), the employees will play. And Things will Catch Fire!
Please, Read from The Bottom and Back Up to The Top
This May And Will Contain Spoilers!
Laugh at it! Discuss it! Suggest New Ideas to Expand it!
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Request: Buttons for Sigs like those above
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Larry the closet pyro. *swoon*
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I think only a string of acronymns can properly express my reaction.
OMGWTFBBQ.
Totally and completely cracked, guys. Was anyone under the influence of mind-altering substances at the time of this?
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The chatlog was crack, too.
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Funny, I can't wait to see Phoenix...
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+ forklift + pallet of spray foam = trouble. 
-> phone center or service desk. 
-> appliances 
-> plumbing 
-> paint 
-> ASM
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Ask about my avatar for a chilling story
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BIKE MONEY!
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...This is definitely an odd liitle project you jokers have here.
Unlike Super Makoto and Gyakuten Mecha, this one has me wanting to participate.
I'll see what I can do to help... If I don't end up accidentally forgetting.
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Thanks Lyss
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Now what would be cool, seeing Fransizka working at the home depot >_> OH!!! Mike Meekins!!! ><!!
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...This is definitely an odd liitle project you jokers have here.
Unlike Super Makoto and Gyakuten Mecha, this one has me wanting to participate.
I'll see what I can do... If I don't end up accidentally forgetting.
I did what now?
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Question: Should I create a Small profile for all of the characters that have been used so far?
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In this edit, the logo actually moves with the apron.
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The primary characters are Nick, Miles, Larry, Yuu, and Matt.
Larry has an inverse-Midas touch. Any noteworthy object he comes in contact with will have BAD THINGS happen to it. Usually it bursts into flames. Vehicles he operates will automatically home in on Nick or Miles... while bursting into flames. The one exception to the vehicle rule is when he somehow got it stuck in the ceiling.
A running gag has fangirls frequently come by to ogle at Miles. Larry would then come by to ogle at the fangirls, usually carrying a heavy item such as lumber or a door. He loses his grip on it from the distraction, and it would fall on Miles.
Yuu works at the Returns counter with Matt. Yuu effortlessly hefts busted dishwashers at particularly bothersome customers; Matt hoses them down with brandy/gravy/ChocolateMilk. Yuu can also FAAAALCOOON PAAAAUUUUNCH things with mysterious effectiveness. She PUNCHES THE FIRES that Larry starts to put them out. (It is rumored that she is descended from Tifa x Captain Falcon.)
Larry once petted Miles' pet puppy. It burst into flame.
Yuu: "I can't Falcon Punch a PUPPY!"
Larry threw the puppy into an aquarium. The water and the fish within it all burst into flame as well. (The puppy's fate is unknown.)
Apollo Justice was recently hired to work at this Home Depot. Yuu attempts to flirt with him a few times; each attempt ends with Larry's current disaster spilling onto one or both of them before anything could happen.
Yuu: "Are you new? ♥"
Apollo: "Yeah, I've been practicing my sales pitch all night! I'm ready for anything!"
*Larry's fire-aquarium spills onto Apollo; screaming, running ensues*
Yuu: "How dedicated of you."
*Aftermath, Apollo still on fire*
Yuu: "New guy, are you okay?"
Apollo: "I'm... I'm just fine. Just fine!"
Yuu: "Good. Now hold still while I put that fire out."
Yuu: "FAAAALCOOOOON..."
Larry has a running gag where he collides with propane tanks. When he touches a sprinkler and makes it shoot fire, Yuu brain-gear-turns for a while, hooks the sprinkler up to one of the propane tanks, and adds the resulting makeshift flamethrower to her arsenal at Returns.
At some point there is an epic war in the Gardening section. Mulch Missiles and Plant Projectiles fly furiously about. In the chaos, Yuu is swallowed whole by a Little Shop of Horrors-style Venus Flytrap. She Falcon Punches it to bits from the inside.
The series ends with Larry's latest catastrophe lighting the entire parking lot on fire...
Miles: "At least the building itself hasn't-"
*The building bursts into flame*
Miles: "I spoke too soon."
Gant returns to find Nick Larry and Miles staring at the burning building. Larry attempts to put out the fire, which somehow only makes the fire itself catch fire. And speaking of fire...
Gant: "I said, you're fired. Or didn't you hear me?"
But a giant mallet will break them faster.
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My HD totally sucks. I COULD HAVE USED MATT AT RETURNS TODAY.
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Also, because I am a self-absorbed ass.
But a giant mallet will break them faster.
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My mistake, it's Gigafreak.
I guess you were useless afterall.
Besides, I thought you died from blunt trauma.
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I LIEK IT!
I suppose I can do some fanartz for this project.
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UPDATE: Added Giga's Revised version of Original Chat and 2nd Chatlog. Corrected and Img Linked to LySs's Sprites. Still Waiting to see if anyone is willing to make sig buttons for this.
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This project is absolutely hilarious. Seriously, I'm lovin' it. Especially the idea of Miles being caused physical harm, due to Larry's negligence.
I'm also lovin' the Gardening Section War idea. XD
Ask and ye shall receive.
Animated and still frame versions. I apologize if they're not all that amusing, but they made me giggle.
If people wanna give me ideas for the other people, I'll happily make 'em. ^^;
Also: I used the incredible LySs' Home Depot Larry sprite... (not that you can tell, sadly) so credit to LySs, and if you don't want 'em used for that, just let me know, and I apologize. ^^;
Much love to my hubby, Chinese Infantry. <3
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LOOK OUT.
Her main outfit is in the full body sprite. 8D
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I'm gonna probably do some Larry fanart with his fire-powers :B
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Er.. have some horrifically drawn chibi... things.
Under spoiler tags for hugeness and uglyness.
Please be gentle... my self-confidence and ego are nearly non-existent as is. ^^;
May color these later, but probably not.
Much love to my hubby, Chinese Infantry. <3
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Anyways, since no one has done Mike Meekins yet, I guess I can do some fancy sprite editing of my own to reflect this *nods*
I did it, Its done!! Mike Meekins works at Home Depot now!!
Meekins over PA: ATTENTION SIRS!! I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!!
Miles: Well, go on....
Meekins: ACK!!! *chokes self* YE.. YES SIR!!
Miles: Go on, or there will be a dock in your pay.
Meekins: RIGHT! THERE IS A SPECIAL RIGHT NOW ON FIRE RETARDANT APPLIANCES PLEASE SEE THE MAN WITH THE FLAMES TO LEARN MORE!!!
that is what I have so far... seeings as it is almost 90 degrees in my room and my AC is busted until I can locate my fan
That's right, I'm producing something. Expect something to come out of my new production studio.
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But sometimes people don't move. x.x;
That Meekins is WIN. 8D
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I made a couple banners but they're not as good as the other ones.
Signature under construction (aka I don't know what the hell to put in here >.>)
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Vicki made my sig~<3 Click sig to go to PW art thread!
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Plot summary of the new episode:
It takes place before the Apollo-punching incident, and establishes a few key plot points. The Girl At Returns (known to us as Kaoru Yuuka) effortlessly hefts a busted or defective dishwasher through the building to whereever it's headed. Larry runs over to hit on her; he forces the dishwasher out of her grasp in order to carry it himself to its destination.
The dishwasher ignites while in Larry's grip. He drops it in fear and flails about, panicking. Yuu (Remember, The Girl At Returns) steps back and FAAAALCON PUNCHes it off into the distance, and the fires are magically extinguished.
Meanwhile, Nick and Miles are off taking inventory in Aisle 4. The dishwasher lands on Miles, prompting Nick to pick up his radio: "Cleanup, Aisle 4."
New running gag: The Girl At Returns never manages to express her name onscreen. Each time she attempts to introduce herself to The New Guy (Apollo "Paul" Justice), they are cut off by the disaster of the moment- i.e. an explosion drowns her out, or Larry in a flaming vehicle comes by before she can give her name. She even leaves a note for Apollo; just as he is about to finish reading it, Larry brushes past him and inadvertently lights the bottom of the note on fire. That is, the part with the signature. (It is not yet clearly decided if he gets to read the line above it: "from the girl at Returns.") The most success that Returns girl is allowed to have... is a single isolated instance where she gets out a K but the greenhouse explosion cuts her off. "My name is K-" *BOOOOOOM* (This may be the same explosion where nearly the entire cast is intoxicated by the smoldering cannabis [woo, marijuana!] fumes.)
Here's the chatlog.
But a giant mallet will break them faster.
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Please be gentle with the insults. =p
Much love to my hubby, Chinese Infantry. <3
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hm.... >_>
That's right, I'm producing something. Expect something to come out of my new production studio.
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That's right, I'm producing something. Expect something to come out of my new production studio.
I'm in ur forums, killin' ur threads.
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... Do you think any of the characters would work at Lowe's? Maybe there would be a rivalry of sorts?
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The cast for Lowes could be this:
I would think that after some of them got out of prison that they would need a job and getting one is hard since your a former convict.
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The cast for Lowes could be this:
I would think that after some of them got out of prison that they would need a job and getting one is hard since your a former convict.
I love the lineup you've got there! I would looove to see Ini working at Lowes. She could be the Larry of the group or something, only instead of fire everything she touches breaks or explodes (or something like that).
It was a good idea to add Godot to the group of villains to even things out a little. We don't want an entire group of villains when there are baddies at Home Depot!
I wonder if Mia's ghost haunts either of the buildings....
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