Okay, I am going to do a smilie-based representation of Roxius' amazing Phoenix Wright Pairings Madness on Fanfiction.net. I'm sorry if this is plaguerism, so call me if it is. If you don't support a pairings, ignore it.

NO FLAMING! Nothing explicit (shown, mentioned...)

1: / !

That is all for today. The trial shall continue tomorrow.

Phew...*Places evidence in suitcase, and leaves courtroom. As he walks past closet, a hand pulls him in to the darkness.*

Ah! *can feel hand and mouth moving over his body*

*turns on light*

God, Phoenix...turn the light off! It's hurting my eyes *kisses*

Edgeworth, I've told you time and time again...stop assaulting me!

*rolls eyes, and kisses Phoenix on the lips. Door opens*

Hey, you guys! What're you...

*knocks out Maya with a frying pan*

You do know I have to rape you know?

Rape away, my friend...

2: / !

How the hell did I get into this damn mess...? *buys peanuts for Viola*

*drives off*

...Later...

*tosses peanuts to Viola* Hurry up and eat, dammit. We have to get to the goddamm courthouse later!

*stares at him*

WHY ARE YOU STARING AT ME, LIKE THAT, YOU FREAK!

*bends over a kisses him* Thank you for the peanuts, Don Tigre...

*turns away, mumbles something, and blushes*

3: / ! (No need for thanks, Chinese Infantry...)

MAYA, PUT THAT DONE RIGHT NOW!

Why? It looks fun!

IT’S A VERY IMPORTANT PIECE OF EVIDENCE!

Why can’t I just play with it for a bit…?

MAYA, STOP ACTING LIKE AN IDIOT AND GIVE IT BACK NOW!

Do you…really think I’m an idiot…Nick?

Shit…now she’s gonna cry again…

WAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

Maya, you will please stop crying! Can’t you act like an adult, just for once?

B-But…If I’m serious, too, then things will get boring!

What are you talking about? I’M A LOT OF FUN!

Only in bed…

....

....

……..Can I just have the evidence back?

.....Sure.

4: / !

(Mr. Edgeworth sure doesn't look too happy...) *Edgeworth walks into his office*

*knock knock*

Moments...

*Opens door*

*kisses*

5: / ! (Yes, I know it's sick!)

*sighs* *has been waiting in office for 2 hours for Lana* I'm getting tired of waiting...little girl.

*finally creaks door open* Hello...Chief Gant...

*stands up and locks the door, and removes Lana's coat* Come now, Miss Skye. You do love me...don't you...?

Yes...I...I love you.

Good...*removes her shirt*

Some more later...

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6: / !

(The ultimate prosecutor...besides Edgeworth) *thinks about Franny*

*prepares evidence* I wonder if I'll ever see her again...

*steps into airport*

7: / !

In Detention Centre...

Oh, god, sir! It was like the sound of great flames smashing against glass in the middle of the night, sir! Do you, understand, sir?

No. Why, god, why?

Maybe we can bribe him with something, Mr. Wright?

This guys about as smart as a three-watt light bulb, and you actually THINK we can bribe him with something!?

Ah-ha! *leaves*

*comes back in in a dress and huge slutty breasts*

HOLY QUEER FISH IN PANCAKES!

Hey, boy, wanna have some...fun tonight?

*sweats*

This might actually work...

I know a nice little place down the street where we can get down and dirty...

Sorry, sir, but's it's against my code to perform intercourse at work and with a minor!

EXCUSE ME? I COME DOWN HERE DRESSED LIKE A SEX TOY AND YOU BLOW ME OFF?!

*curls up in a ball*

Come on, Ema...let's go...

8: / !

It was pretty shocking at first.

I mean...I couldn't beleive you'd been killed.

I had never felt so lost...so alone before.

I always thought....I always thought you could survive anything.

Don't take it wrong. I'm not blaming you for getting killed or anything. We're all human. Unfortunately.

I still think about you every day, you know.

You always smiled when I visited you. I like that smile.

Why did it have to go? Why?

That guy who killed you, ...he's dead now.

The bastard started going nuts after only one years in jail.

He got this stupid son of a bitch security guard to shoot him for a million dollars.

Now he's burning in hell and that stupid guard took his place in jail.

When I heard of White's death, I felt even more depressed.

I know I should have been happy that such a horrible person got what he deserved, but it upset me even more.

Then I found out about your apprentice, , and how you always used to brag about him. I never got a chance to meet him in court, until now.

He should have protected you, Mia. He owed that much. But he didn't.

And for that he will pay.

See yo!

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Sorry, about this.

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