Defender of kittens from Edgey
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But can anyone think of PW related ways to get out of jury duty? Or at least funnier ones than what I'll suggest?
Here's one to get the ball rolling: Have another juror slide 17 cups of coffee to me during a trial,
style. Then, complain to the bailiff that I have to pee.
Fool! Do you even know what you're talking about anymore!?
AAAH! THAT HURT!
I know you ain't no dummy, so don't think yer foolin' no one here!
There is a limit to everything, Mr. Wright. And that includes patience!
Phoenix! You have to think before you speak! You can't just blurt out any old thing.
...Nick! You're supposed to be helping me!
Defend til the End!
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e × e = e²
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Novice bimbo
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You're required by law anyways.
Defender of kittens from Edgey
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You're required by law anyways.
I'm not planning on skipping. Already did this in NY when I lived there. I got paid $40 to transcribe jazz solos and read videogame magazines.
Sadly, Los Angeles county pays much less ($15, but nothing for day 1).
And now that I notice that you are also from California, I just told you something that you likely already know. I'll blame it on the fact that it's 5 AM.
Fool! Do you even know what you're talking about anymore!? AAAH! THAT HURT! I know you ain't no dummy, so don't think yer foolin' no one here! There is a limit to everything, Mr. Wright. And that includes patience! Phoenix! You have to think before you speak! You can't just blurt out any old thing. ...Nick! You're supposed to be helping me!
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人生と言う名のフロアで共に踊ろう
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I was under the impression that there was no jury in the series. If they are, then they're certainly not acting the part or very important...there's no mention of them anywhere.
Regardless, being a member of that jury would be fairly amusing. >>;
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That or just start with "Is he black?" But that will get you a lot more dirty looks
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hotter and more bitter than
Hell itself... That is coffee.
Do your best, Nick. Hee... hee... hee...
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Ideally, time it so it's most hilarious, but regardless of when you shout it, you'll be out of Jury Duty in no time.
「エメラルドスプラッシュ」
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Epic win!
Well, they say you can always play the racist card, but that's not cool. If you want something PW-related... How about tossing a toupee at someone? That's fun. XD
..."When you go on trial, your fate is decided by the twelve people too stupid to get out of jury duty."
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Ideally, time it so it's most hilarious, but regardless of when you shout it, you'll be out of Jury Duty in no time.
You'll get out of Jury Duty alright..... into a holding cell for being in contempt of the court.
Bah!
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The Musical Maniac
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has and be constantly calling other people to consult what they think DURING the trial.
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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