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Author:  RichieTheRabbid [ Tue Nov 20, 2007 4:17 pm ]
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IZSBHR wrote:
RichieTheRabbid wrote:
IZSBHR wrote:

:maya: Actually, no. See 2-3 for details.


The only line I can loosely link is when Nick says something like "When we get home I'll roll about as much as you want" Is that what your refering to?


That is, in fact, what I was reffering to. The exact quote is this:

Maya, when we win this case, I will roll over with you all you want."

And, as we know, HE WON THE CASE.


The fact that I knew what quote you were on about worries me. xD
Author:  FuturePWAA [ Tue Nov 20, 2007 4:24 pm ]
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Yes
:phoenix: :edgeworth: :maya: :pearl: :yogi: :minuki: :kyouya: :meekins: :grossburg: :maggy: :will: :beef: :uramidn: :keiko: :eh?:

Mabey
:franny: :shoe: :acro: :adrian:

NOT
:damon: :karma: :udgy: :godot: :sawit: :redd: :hotti: :grey: :jake: :lana: :javado: :yuusaku: :lunches: :morgan: :javado: :youngmia: :devasque: :pencileraser: :minas: :ini:
Author:  Byakko [ Tue Nov 20, 2007 6:41 pm ]
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Lego wrote:
Byakko wrote:
Quote:
You know what is a wonderful stress reliever, and makes one forget about all the trials and tribulations of life? Sex. And this is probably the reason he has it - not for the emotional reasons.


I'm just going say this, because it came into my head, after I haven't slept for two days...

Von Karma. Explaining. The birds and the bees. To young Miles.

...

...he was like, 8 when his dad died? So he prolly didn't get any info from him by then...so that leaves Von Karma...


By explaining you mean, showing him German porn, right? I mean, isn't that how everyone learns these things ...

EDIT: Bad thought just crossed my mind. Above reasoning may give explanation for Franny and her whip ...


Well, I learned from hotel porn - my family travels a lot. They leave me in a hotel room and I swear the dangers of a hotel remote...

*cough* Anyway, I'm sorry, but exactly what sort of old man porn does Karma have? If he had slide-projection porn, it'll be so much LOL!
Author:  Croik [ Tue Nov 20, 2007 7:15 pm ]
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FuturePWAA wrote:
Yes
:kyouya:


Klavier, a virgin? I say no way! He's hot, rich, famous, smart, AND a nice guy. He could have his pick of either gender.
Author:  DefenseNeverRests [ Tue Nov 20, 2007 7:17 pm ]
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I also find it hard to believe that he is one, too.
Author:  Wrestlemania [ Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:44 pm ]
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Byakko wrote:
*cough* Anyway, I'm sorry, but exactly what sort of old man porn does Karma have? If he had slide-projection porn, it'll be so much LOL!


Something from the Oldbag era?

..........

WHAT???

And to Croik:

No rock star is a virgin.

That's my rule.
Author:  Byakko [ Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:10 pm ]
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Wrestlemania wrote:
Byakko wrote:
*cough* Anyway, I'm sorry, but exactly what sort of old man porn does Karma have? If he had slide-projection porn, it'll be so much LOL!


Something from the Oldbag era?

..........

WHAT???

And to Croik:

No rock star is a virgin.

That's my rule.


Oh, bad, BAD mental image!
Author:  Wrestlemania [ Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:31 pm ]
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Hold up now, Oldbag SAYS that she was a star when she was much younger, eh?
Author:  Chinese Infantry [ Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:59 pm ]
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Back in her day, virile, young men were practically lining up to get into her pantaloons.

At least that's what she says.

Maybe there was a time when Oldbag was hot, and that just the sight of her gave raging erections to young men everywhere. That, and she probably got some...
Author:  Wrestlemania [ Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:09 pm ]
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I almost forgot this. his is one of my "rulings" thus far, I decided to post one of them

The person is Jack Hammer from PW:AA case 3. Get a read of this "conclusion".

:hammer: Not a virgin. Not ONLY is he a huge action star, but with a name like "Jack Hammer", he was probably in the adult film industry at some point.

And to Jackie: I think there MIGHT'VE been a time when Oldbag was attractive... granted, I can't see her having the figure of someone like Mia Fey or April May, but what the hey, I wasn't alive then, eh?
Author:  Ethed [ Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:40 pm ]
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Wrestlemania wrote:
:hammer: Not a virgin. Not ONLY is he a huge action star, but with a name like "Jack Hammer", he was probably in the adult film industry at some point.


I'm almost choking from laughing here. There's a large number of PW characters that could've been porn stars, judging from their names, pulling off bad pun after pun instead of the normal dialogues.

:phoenix: YOU LIKE THAT? YEAH? YOU GOTTA BECAUSE I'M PHOENIX WRIGHT, BITCH. AND I'M WRIGHT ALL THE TIME.

:odoroki: Shagging amateurs for great justice since 2025.

:sal: will give you surprises beyond simple STDS... :lunches: :minuki: (SEE-THROUGH ARGH) :yani-fist: :whip: (MY NAME IS VON KARMA. SMILE WHEN I TELL YOU TO OR BUDDHA WILL KILL YOU. Also you will be reborn as the freckle on my left buttcheek.) :hair-flip: (Winston..Payne...argh...arrrhghgjfg)

Oh God, I'll stop now.
Author:  Wrestlemania [ Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:44 pm ]
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Jack Hammer, Phoenix Wright, William Hung........ What???
Author:  Underqwertyuiop [ Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:35 pm ]
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CantFaketheFunk wrote:
I'm bored. And wondering.

So, CR. Which members of the PW cast have / have not done the horizontal mambo? And if they have, with anyone in particular?


My thoughts:

:phoenix: Y'know, I'm actually going to say that I think at some point, probably, he and " :that-b-word: " did the deed.


Spoiler: Minor for GS4 I think...
I actually thought that Trucy really was Phoenix's real daughter and not adopted. I thought it was Phoenix and :that-b-word: daughter, but Dhalia put her up for adoption and by chance, Phoenix had adopted her. Trucy looks too much like Phoenix to not be his daughter.
Author:  Mia_Fey [ Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:47 pm ]
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Underqwertyuiop wrote:
Spoiler: Minor for GS4 I think...
I actually thought that Trucy really was Phoenix's real daughter and not adopted. I thought it was Phoenix and :that-b-word: daughter, but Dhalia put her up for adoption and by chance, Phoenix had adopted her. Trucy looks too much like Phoenix to not be his daughter.

Spoiler: GS4
But she's not his biological daughter. They tell us in the game who her biological parents are.
Author:  DaemonForce [ Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:07 pm ]
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CantFaketheFunk wrote:
:phoenix: Y'know, I'm actually going to say that I think at some point, probably, he and " :that-b-word: " did the deed.

Are you sure you meant...Oh wait a trap. Ahahahaahahahaahah! Anger-sex FTW!♥
Still, they didn't seem all that serious so I will vote VIRGINS! Both of them! o_O
CantFaketheFunk wrote:
:edgeworth: I could go both ways on this. He doesn't strike me as the type to really go for romance or anything out of his work, so it's not impossible... but he's in his mid-twenties.

Edgeworth is clearly a gentleman. I'm going to let the jury out on this one.
CantFaketheFunk wrote:
:franny: Also a virgin. From 13 on she pretty much never had time for anything but her job.

=/
CantFaketheFunk wrote:
:adrian: Probably slept with Juan Corrida while pretending to be with him.

:objection:

There's no way a girl like that can get all worked up over dropping a urn if she's not a virgin. I'm not even going to believe the "hasn't had it in a while" excuse. That girl has so many years of tension built up that I have no choice but to doubt this obvious matter....Edgeworth style. :edgeworth: On top of that, I'm willing to wager some shippers are right about her. Franny style. :franny:
dullahan1 wrote:
:keiko: Shes a robot, robots can't do the wild monkey dance, shes a virgin.

Sex with robots?! Dude there's no TIME for that! :hotti:
dullahan1 wrote:
:uramidn: Not a virgin. She claims to be lovers with Tigre, and we know what lovers do.

Bang.....Bang...Bang on the door, baby!♥♪ :godot:
{CI}Jackie Estacado wrote:
:yuusaku: Not for long. See Dessie.

The question here is definitely how many times? :yuusaku:

I don't care who you are. Anyone that ambiguous looking is a distraction. To anyone.
Byakko wrote:
I'm guessing it would look something like-

:yuusaku: Je'taime sek-C!♥ Hahah!
RazeTora wrote:
:acro: Even if I wasn't, I wouldn't be able to feel it.

:acro: .....Hey I didn't say stop...
AngryBaer wrote:
:wendy: - She definately hit some in her day.

That girl is pimp!
MalindaMage wrote:
:chinami: Not one. :/

I believe we have just discovered a realistic motive behind the mass-murder rampage! Ahahahahaha! :godot:
That's the only sympathy I have for this girl.
:minuki: The jury is out on this one. Anyone this perceptive...No I won't go there. I'll just say that SOMEONE managed to steal her knickers. That raises some questions.
:uramidn: I wouldn't be at all surprised if someone slipped her a mickey...
:grossburg: Big pimpin baby...
Author:  Wrestlemania [ Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:36 pm ]
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Mia_Fey wrote:
Underqwertyuiop wrote:
Spoiler: Minor for GS4 I think...
I actually thought that Trucy really was Phoenix's real daughter and not adopted. I thought it was Phoenix and :that-b-word: daughter, but Dhalia put her up for adoption and by chance, Phoenix had adopted her. Trucy looks too much like Phoenix to not be his daughter.

Spoiler: GS4
But she's not his biological daughter. They tell us in the game who her biological parents are.


Spoiler: GS4 spoilers, and T&T as well
So I'm the only one who's going to say that she would have to be roughly.... hmmm...... 13 years old for that to work?.... Am I? Also, you can't "give or take" a few years, since I assume that Minuki (that's a better name, more mysterious) is seen in either 4-1 or 4-2, and that is 7 years after T&T, which is roughly... 5 years and 4 months after Dahlia met Phoenix. Remember! This is a best case scenerio, so they would've had to have "sealed their friendship" right freakin' there... IN THE COURTHOUSE!... now I REALLY need a drink!... and to pray no one else draws that image in a manga.


CantFaketheFunk wrote:
:adrian: Probably slept with Juan Corrida while pretending to be with him.


No way in hell.
Spoiler: 2-4 spoilers, some of the plot, most of Adrian Andrews
They were both focused on a certain goal. The whole "Are they together?" aspect was simply the medias idea... and NOTHING else. Sure, you could say "She needed to get close to someone for Celeste" but not ROMANTICALLY! She had her goals in mind. However, I'll post this in my "Virgin or No Virgin?" write-up!
Author:  Arei [ Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:02 am ]
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Croik wrote:
FuturePWAA wrote:
Yes
:kyouya:


Klavier, a virgin? I say no way! He's hot, rich, famous, smart, AND a nice guy. He could have his pick of either gender.


Acctually, as nuts as it seems, I have to disagree. Something about him... Can't quite place it, but he really doesn't seem to be the type. Now yeah, just because someone doesn't "seem" the type doesnt mean they they aren't really like that, but I think its really true in Kyou's case. I think hes still a little wrapped up in his own ego, world, and careers. Even though he's an adult, he's still a bit of a kid. He maybe a rock star, but he really seems to care more about his self image then he would a relationship, atleast at first. He changed a bit over the course of the game, so who knows what the future brings for him...
Author:  Wrestlemania [ Fri Nov 23, 2007 2:07 pm ]
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Since I haven't played that game yet, I have no comment... but I don't know what's so sexy of saying what in English is spoken as "Attention, Baby!".
Author:  DaemonForce [ Fri Nov 23, 2007 2:14 pm ]
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Wrestlemania wrote:
Since I haven't played that game yet, I have no comment... but I don't know what's so sexy of saying what in English is spoken as "Attention, Baby!".

It's not what he says...It's the way he said it! :kyouya:
Author:  xylophone220 [ Fri Nov 23, 2007 2:15 pm ]
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DaemonForce wrote:
Wrestlemania wrote:
Since I haven't played that game yet, I have no comment... but I don't know what's so sexy of saying what in English is spoken as "Attention, Baby!".

It's not what he says...It's the way he said it! :kyouya:

...You're actually looking at the TEXT while he's on the screen?
:3
Author:  Wrestlemania [ Fri Nov 23, 2007 2:19 pm ]
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Of COURSE I am! I'm a GUY! lol.

Lemme guess what yer looking at when Jean Armstrong's onscreen.

Sorry, had 2. :-P

*marked* Post where I became Medium-In-Training.

Doing that now. lol.
Author:  xylophone220 [ Fri Nov 23, 2007 2:21 pm ]
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Wrestlemania wrote:
Of COURSE I am! I'm a GUY! lol.

Lemme guess what yer looking at when Jean Armstrong's onscreen.

Sorry, had 2. :-P

*marked* Post where I became Medium-In-Training.

Doing that now. lol.

His giant...hat :hotti:
Author:  DaemonForce [ Fri Nov 23, 2007 2:23 pm ]
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For future reference, :chef: = the strongest.

I really don't see why he puts up with :zenitora: and his empty threats. I don't even think :grossburg: could take him.
Author:  xylophone220 [ Fri Nov 23, 2007 2:25 pm ]
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Makes you think...and also gives you rather strange mental images of Grossberg jumping on Armstr-...
Author:  Wrestlemania [ Fri Nov 23, 2007 2:34 pm ]
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Armstrong vs. Tigre: Screaming contest.

"GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH"

"AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

okay, I'm bored now. lol.

Also......

xylophone220 wrote:
Makes you think...and also gives you rather strange mental images of Grossberg jumping on Armstr-...


Change "Armstrong" to "Godot" and it's been done before.
Author:  xylophone220 [ Fri Nov 23, 2007 3:17 pm ]
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I know. And I still have the nightmares about it.
Author:  Wrestlemania [ Fri Nov 23, 2007 3:19 pm ]
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Me 2, dude... me 2... *tosses a coffee to xylo*

I drink it so I don't sleep at night. *shudders*
Author:  xylophone220 [ Fri Nov 23, 2007 3:21 pm ]
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But...but I don't like coffee...
:coffee:
Author:  Wrestlemania [ Fri Nov 23, 2007 3:23 pm ]
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....... meh, ye don't have to drink it, wait for it to cool off, then toss it on yer face to keep you awake... or just use water. lol.

Also, for some reason, I want to end yer sentence with "Mr. Nick..."
Author:  xylophone220 [ Fri Nov 23, 2007 3:24 pm ]
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O.o?
Author:  Wrestlemania [ Fri Nov 23, 2007 3:27 pm ]
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1 sec.... hmmm....... maybe I can form a pic....? back in a few.

Nah... unable to make a pic on my programs. Was GOING to put a Pearl sprite image saying that line in a text box, but I needed black background and I can't seem to get the black background to be behind Pearl, without there being a large white box where she is. grrrr............
Author:  Wrestlemania [ Fri Nov 23, 2007 3:35 pm ]
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Whoops! DP! sorry!
Author:  Strategydom [ Fri Nov 23, 2007 7:34 pm ]
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:phoenix: Virgin
:mia: Not a virgin
:maya: Virgin
:edgeworth: Virgin
:gumshoe: Virgin
:larry: Virgin
:payne: Not a virgin
Cindy = Not a virgin
:sawit: Not a virgin
:april: Not a virgin
:redd: Not a virgin
:bellboy: Virgin
:grossburg: Virgin
:gregory: Not a virgin
Misty = Not a virgin
:judge: Not a virgin
:will: Virgin
:hammer: Not a virgin
:cody: Virgin
Penny = Virgin
:wendy: Not a virgin
:sal: Virgin
:devasque: Not a virgin
:karma: Not a virgin
:lotta: Virgin
:yogi: Not a virgin
Hammond = Not a virgin
:lana: Virgin
:ema: Virgin
:damon: Not a virgin
:jake: Virgin
:angel: Not a virgin
:meekins: Virgin
:goodman: Not a virgin
:darke: Virgin
Neil = Not a virgin
:maggy: Virgin
Dustin = Virgin
:wellington: Virgin
:franny: Virgin
:pearl: Virgin
:morgan: Not a virgin
:grey: Virgin
:ditz: Virgin
Mimi = Not a virgin
:hotti: Virgin
:ami: Not a virgin
Russell = Not a virgin
:pshhh: Not a virgin
:regina: Virgin
:moe: Not a virgin
:ben: Virgin
:acro: Virgin
Bat = Virgin
:matt: Not a virgin
:juan: Not a virgin
:adrian: Virgin
:shelly: Virgin
Celeste = Virgin
:kikzou: Virgin
:that-b-word: Virgin
:godot: Not a virgin
:yuusaku: Virgin
:aiga: Virgin
:mareka: Not a virgin
Kane = Not a virgin
Judge's Bro = Not a virgin
:zenitora: Not a virgin
:uramidn: Virgin
:igarashi: Not a virgin
:chef: Virgin
:takao: Virgin
Bruto = Not a virgin
:keiko: Virgin
:javado: Not a virgin
:onamida: Not a virgin
Valerie = Virgin
:ayame: Virgin
Elise = Not a virgin
Bikini = Not a virgin
:odoroki: Virgin
:minuki: Virgin
:hobohodo: Virgin
:garyuu: Virgin
:kyouya: Virgin
:sassy: Virgin
Shadi = Not a virgin
:blondie: Virgin
:karate: Virgin
:minas: Not a virgin
Mugitsura = Not a virgin
Koume = Not a virgin
Ukari = Not a virgin
Tsunekatsu = Not a virgin
:study: Virgin
:beard: Not a virgin
:gipsy: Not a virgin
:Maki: Virgin
:pencileraser: Virgin
:hotti: Virgin
:gumshoe: Virgin
:meekins: Virgin
:varanbaran: Virgin
:draw: Virgin
Doburoku = Not a virgin
Hamigaki = Not a virgin
Zakku = Not a virgin
Tensai = Not a virgin
Yuumi = Not a virgin

There!
Author:  Wrestlemania [ Fri Nov 23, 2007 7:55 pm ]
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What, no reasons?
Author:  Strategydom [ Fri Nov 23, 2007 8:26 pm ]
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Well, sorry! It's just a feeling I get from them. :will:
Author:  Wrestlemania [ Fri Nov 23, 2007 8:42 pm ]
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Celeste AND Adrian are virgins? Who the hell was Juan with??? lol.
Author:  DaemonForce [ Fri Nov 23, 2007 8:47 pm ]
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Wrestlemania wrote:
Celeste AND Adrian are virgins? Who the hell was Juan with??? lol.

It was already determined that Adrian forced herself to work with Juan in order to learn the truth about Celeste's death. It's unknown how far she was willing to go to know the truth, but she stuck through for a long time. What a weird name...

Uhmm....The jury is out when it comes to Celeste. I guess she's virgin until proven not? :lana:
Author:  Wrestlemania [ Fri Nov 23, 2007 8:49 pm ]
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One last thing: You forgot 2 names, both aren't actually CHARACTERS, but more like "side names". One is Gutsen Brawn (The heavyweight boxer who lost his title).
Author:  DaemonForce [ Fri Nov 23, 2007 8:56 pm ]
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Well I said it before, that girl freaks out way too much.
Author:  Wrestlemania [ Fri Nov 23, 2007 9:06 pm ]
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Celeste? I wouldn't say so. Now JEAN, THERE'S a different story.
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