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Author:  Busterella [ Sun Nov 11, 2007 5:48 pm ]
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:eh?: -I wouldn't be super-duper-duper surprised if he was a virgin, but like Funk said, he's 31.

:will: - similar feeling as Gumshoe.
Author:  Byakko [ Sun Nov 11, 2007 5:48 pm ]
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Quote:
Ben doesn't seduce Regina, (does he?) the nervous side of Ben says Regina isn't a nice person and he doesn't like her. Everytime Ben is with Trilo I wonder if Trilo has an actual mind of his own :D (That'd be part of the gag I guess).


Split personality, mate. Somewhere, deep down in the dark places of Ben's heart, he WANTS her.

But for obvious reasons, he's saying hell NO, but he has his hand up the arse of a wooden boy with a big mouth and it's all spilling into it.

Man I hate ventriloquists...
Author:  DetectiveTomDamron [ Sun Nov 11, 2007 6:16 pm ]
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Guess_Who wrote:
I can think of another reason he might think she doesn't poop. ;o


UGH! thanks for that horrific image into my mind :beef: (Curse you and your ideas :beef: )
Author:  ButzPuff [ Sun Nov 11, 2007 6:22 pm ]
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Busterella wrote:
:eh?: -I wouldn't be super-duper-duper surprised if he was a virgin, but like Funk said, he's 31.

:will: - similar feeling as Gumshoe.


I really wouldn't be surprised if :gumshoe: was virgin. Age has nothing with virginity (mostly) in most cases. Not because he can't get anyone in bed with him, but because he's waiting for the right one. He certainly doesn't want to mess up his first time. And I'm having an extremely hard time picturing Gumshoe picking up a hooker...

:will: is probably a virgin too since he hasn't found the right person for himself yet. He has the problem he scares off people which he has admitted to. And those are that aren't scared off, often just overlook or even look down on him. I'm certain when he finds someone who isn't scared off by his looks and looks at him on an even level, he would be all over them (in bed). :will:
Author:  Marsha2112 [ Sun Nov 11, 2007 6:47 pm ]
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:april: Hmmm....I really don't know (sarcasm)
Author:  grim_tales [ Sun Nov 11, 2007 6:52 pm ]
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Thank you Byakko :)
Author:  Busterella [ Sun Nov 11, 2007 6:54 pm ]
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I agree Gummy's a wait for love sort of person, but considering his age I think it's possible he could of had a past loving relationship that didin't work out. Not saying he's definately (or even very very likely) not a virgin just because he's X age, just that it's a possibility.

I agree Will's also a wait-for-love kinda person, and he's only 23 (and has the "scary" problem. ;.; Poor Willy.), so I agree he's even more likely to be a virgin then Gumshoe. I just don't think him having a previous relationship is completly impossible.
Author:  CantFaketheFunk [ Sun Nov 11, 2007 9:39 pm ]
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Generally, if you're above 30, most people have had sex by then. I'm just sayin'.
Author:  Magmar's Fury [ Sun Nov 11, 2007 10:19 pm ]
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CantFaketheFunk wrote:
Generally, if you're above 30, most people have had sex by then. I'm just sayin'.


You know, I'm shocked and alarmed that no one has mentioned a certain Steve Carrell movie yet.
Author:  O rly? [ Sun Nov 11, 2007 10:29 pm ]
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Guess_Who wrote:
Icarus wrote:
RufusLLS wrote:
:phoenix: -If Phoenix was in love with Dahlia like that she had to give it up!
Spoiler: GS3 spoiler
Yes I know it was Iris


He thought that "his Dollie didn't poop." He's clearly in the puppy dog stages of love.

I can think of another reason he might think she doesn't poop. ;o

hahahah!

Seriously though, I highly doubt either of them are still virgins. It was bound to happen some point in those 6 months if they really were that into each other
Spoiler:
(like the ending suggests that they were)
Author:  Elriel [ Sun Nov 11, 2007 10:37 pm ]
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Magmar's Fury wrote:
CantFaketheFunk wrote:
Generally, if you're above 30, most people have had sex by then. I'm just sayin'.


You know, I'm shocked and alarmed that no one has mentioned a certain Steve Carrell movie yet.

Image
Happy? :redd:
Author:  Wrestlemania [ Sun Nov 11, 2007 10:41 pm ]
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I am compiling a list of any and all characters in the PW:AA series (none from Apollo though.... 'cept Phoenix) and I'll post when it's complete.

Also, that pic is funny, but it'll probably make me require therapy now. lol.
Author:  FuturePWAA [ Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:33 am ]
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YES :pearl: :udgy: :franny: :minuki: :uramidn: :keiko: :bling-bling:

NO :may: :hotti: (*Shuter*) :mia: :missle: :chef: :wendy:
Author:  Ethed [ Mon Nov 12, 2007 4:52 am ]
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FuturePWAA wrote:
YES :pearl: :udgy: :franny: :minuki: :uramidn: :keiko: :bling-bling:

NO :may: :hotti: (*Shuter*) :mia: :missle: :chef: :wendy:


Judge has kids!
Author:  CantFaketheFunk [ Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:52 am ]
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and why would you think Redd would be a virgin?

Again, if you're over 30 it's a GOOD CHANCE you've slept with someone, depending on the person. Redd? No WAY he hasn't at least bought / blackmailed someone.
Author:  grim_tales [ Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:46 am ]
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The 30 Year Old Virgin pic is funny :D
Author:  Magmar's Fury [ Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:59 am ]
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Kudos to the 30 Year-Old Virgin! Many kudos!

May you get... *ahem* best wishes, my friend! :edgy: :gant:
Author:  Lego [ Mon Nov 12, 2007 12:16 pm ]
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Okay, I don't know how anyone could possibly think that :phoenix: or :edgeworth: could be virgins!!?!?!?! How many attractive, intelligent, NICE men in their mid 20s do you know who are virgins? I certainly don't know any.

And as for the unattractive characters, come on, even ugly people have sex! Sex is quite common you know :redd:

I'd go so far as to say, bar the underage, the only virgins I'd go for would be

:hotti: Then again, that itching could be crabs.

:meekins: Bless him, imagine him trying to talk to a woman!

:ben: Blatantly owns a real doll.

:sal: I bet he cyb0rs all night long. I bet he a has a terabyte of pr0n. Urgh.

Edit: That mock-up is awesome!
Author:  Wrestlemania [ Mon Nov 12, 2007 12:35 pm ]
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Got almost ALL PW:AA characters (and main characters or recurring ones)... I'm ALSO trying to use the DEAD characters, but it's HARD AS HELL! lol. Examples go well beyond Mia. I mean ones like Cindy Stone, Robert Hammond, Jack Hammer, etc.

However, I WILL complete it! lol.
Author:  Messy [ Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:03 pm ]
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":ben: Virgin. He uses a puppet to try to seduce a 16 year old girl. Stinking desperate pedo."

Hahahaha! So true poor ole Ben.

I think thats the reason why Mr Berry allowed Max to marry his daughter. Max was never really disclipned for smashing a bottle over his head, I guess he deserved it.
Author:  Dilbert719 [ Mon Nov 12, 2007 3:28 pm ]
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None of them are virgins.

:damon:

Case closed.
Author:  Byakko [ Mon Nov 12, 2007 3:38 pm ]
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Quote:
Okay, I don't know how anyone could possibly think that :phoenix: or :edgeworth: could be virgins!!?!?!?! How many attractive, intelligent, NICE men in their mid 20s do you know who are virgins? I certainly don't know any.


I do know some. You know why? COS THEY'RE GAY (but aren't out of the closet yet).
Author:  Chinese Infantry [ Mon Nov 12, 2007 3:53 pm ]
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You wish...

Personally, I wouldn't know about Phoenix, but I can see Edgeworth as a virgin. He seems way too involved in his job to even consider going for even a one nighter. Then again, that's just me.
Author:  Byakko [ Mon Nov 12, 2007 4:01 pm ]
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Oh you live your dream, I live mine!

But I'm the opposite. If anything I feel there's a much higher probability that Edgeworth is not a virgin. Maybe not as early as some (I can imagine the yoke that Von Karma's tutelage must put on him), but most definitely now that he's in his twenties.
Author:  Konkmeister [ Mon Nov 12, 2007 4:19 pm ]
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:grossburg: total pimp
Author:  AngryBaer [ Mon Nov 12, 2007 4:39 pm ]
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:wendy: - She definately hit some in her day.
Author:  Icarus [ Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:03 pm ]
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AngryBaer wrote:
:wendy: - She definately hit some in her day.

Back when everybody called her Queen Wendy and thought the world of her?
Author:  ButzPuff [ Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:52 pm ]
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Icarus wrote:
AngryBaer wrote:
:wendy: - She definately hit some in her day.

Back when everybody called her Queen Wendy and thought the world of her?

Now, that you mention it, that actually makes a lot of sense if you think about. She hit her prime too early in life and became the bitter Oldbag we know today. But, I'm sure she had her fun in the meanwhile.

:wendy: Not a Virgin (somehow >_>)
Author:  Arcticwaters [ Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:52 pm ]
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ButzPuff wrote:
Icarus wrote:
AngryBaer wrote:
:wendy: - She definately hit some in her day.

Back when everybody called her Queen Wendy and thought the world of her?

Now, that you mention it, that actually makes a lot of sense if you think about. She hit her prime too early in life and became the bitter Oldbag we know today. But, I'm sure she had her fun in the meanwhile.

:wendy: Not a Virgin (somehow >_>)

lolz, I agree with that x3 But, what if the reason she's so angry is because she didn't get some? >>
Author:  Wrestlemania [ Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:59 pm ]
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Arcticwaters wrote:
lolz, I agree with that x3 But, what if the reason she's so angry is because she didn't get some? >>


Or maybe she doesn't get any ANYMORE?

Dilbert719 wrote:
None of them are virgins.

:damon:

Case closed.


Franziska was in GERMANY, so that's disproved... Cody is too young (though maybe Damon's friends with MJ?), Pearl............... :hotti: ?
Author:  Angin' Scroll [ Mon Nov 12, 2007 11:13 pm ]
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Angin' Scroll isnt a virgin he's practised the in-out-in-out many times.
Author:  andrx [ Tue Nov 13, 2007 12:43 am ]
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CantFaketheFunk wrote:

:phoenix: Y'know, I'm actually going to say that I think at some point, probably, he and " :that-b-word: " did the deed.


Spoiler: "3-5"
since iris was forced into the relationship, and she had barely become smitten with him at the time of case 1-1, i doubt they would have done the nasty ;)
Author:  Mia_Fey [ Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:01 am ]
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andrx wrote:
Spoiler: "3-5"
since iris was forced into the relationship, and she had barely become smitten with him at the time of case 1-1, i doubt they would have done the nasty ;)


Spoiler: game 3
I'm confused at your comment. She was in love with him. She may have gone into for the necklace, but she tells us that in that time her feelings changed and she fell in love with him. What does 1-1 have to do with Iris? That was years later.
Author:  Aetheryn [ Tue Nov 13, 2007 2:10 am ]
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Gant's a virgin and we all know it. :gant:
*shot repeatedly*
Author:  Shiva [ Tue Nov 13, 2007 3:20 am ]
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Mia_Fey wrote:
andrx wrote:
Spoiler: "3-5"
since iris was forced into the relationship, and she had barely become smitten with him at the time of case 1-1, i doubt they would have done the nasty ;)


Spoiler: game 3
I'm confused at your comment. She was in love with him. She may have gone into for the necklace, but she tells us that in that time her feelings changed and she fell in love with him. What does 1-1 have to do with Iris? That was years later.

Spoiler: 3-5
If they had done it, I don't think the fact that she had feelings for him would have been a secret. I know the real secret is that it was her and not Dahlia, but she still kinda "confessed" her feelings at the end of 3-5, which, for me, shows that their relationship wasn't all that serious.
Author:  andrx [ Tue Nov 13, 2007 3:49 am ]
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Shiva wrote:
Mia_Fey wrote:
andrx wrote:
Spoiler: "3-5"
since iris was forced into the relationship, and she had barely become smitten with him at the time of case 1-1, i doubt they would have done the nasty ;)


Spoiler: game 3
I'm confused at your comment. She was in love with him. She may have gone into for the necklace, but she tells us that in that time her feelings changed and she fell in love with him. What does 1-1 have to do with Iris? That was years later.

Spoiler: 3-5
If they had done it, I don't think the fact that she had feelings for him would have been a secret. I know the real secret is that it was her and not Dahlia, but she still kinda "confessed" her feelings at the end of 3-5, which, for me, shows that their relationship wasn't all that serious.


i know. their relationship seemed to be rather childish (sort of the like the relationships in the family tree game on the forums), rather than a serious relationship
Author:  Doom Saber [ Tue Nov 13, 2007 4:59 am ]
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Mia is most likely not a virgin. If not by
Spoiler: spoiler for those who haven't played GS3/T&T
:godot:, then by someone else after his death.
I mean, maybe him and her didn't do the deed before you know what happens, but if so, I think she started to whore herself up by adding more makeup and dressing up more sexy. It explains why modern Mia looks so different than young mia;
Spoiler: spoiler for those who haven't played GS3/T&T
I assume after Diego "died",
she felt lonely and decided to add more makeup and become more flirtatious.
Author:  Avispy [ Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:09 pm ]
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Virgin:

:maya:
:pearl:
:grey:
:bellboy:
:meekins:
:beef:
:will:
:ditz:
:wellington:

Not virgins:

:phoenix: (I don´t know why, it´s a intuition...)
:edgeworth: (Same that Phoenix)
:udgy: (He has a grandson)
:karma: (He has daughter)
:starr: (She has a lot of boyfriends)
:moe: (He has a daughter)
:april: (Better not knowing...)
:gant: (Probably)


In Spain has not reached GS3. There aren´t the characters for that reason
Author:  Arthkan [ Tue Nov 13, 2007 7:09 pm ]
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Shiva wrote:
Mia_Fey wrote:
andrx wrote:
Spoiler: "3-5"
since iris was forced into the relationship, and she had barely become smitten with him at the time of case 1-1, i doubt they would have done the nasty ;)


Spoiler: game 3
I'm confused at your comment. She was in love with him. She may have gone into for the necklace, but she tells us that in that time her feelings changed and she fell in love with him. What does 1-1 have to do with Iris? That was years later.

Spoiler: 3-5
If they had done it, I don't think the fact that she had feelings for him would have been a secret. I know the real secret is that it was her and not Dahlia, but she still kinda "confessed" her feelings at the end of 3-5, which, for me, shows that their relationship wasn't all that serious.


Spoiler: game 3
I don't know, I'd find it pretty hard to believe someone loved me after I thought they'd tried to kill me. I thought her confession was reconfirming those feelings.
Author:  Jeshi [ Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:49 am ]
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Byakko wrote:
Quote:
:uramidn: Not a virgin. She claims to be lovers with Tigre, and we know what lovers do.


Oh gawd Furio, the girl has brain damage! THERE'S A LEAKING BANDAGE ON HER HEAD!


how do you Think she Really GOT the Brain Damage? Obviously Tigre was a Little too Rough...

I'm actually pretty sure that, (Assuming the Shippings online are true XD) Nobody in all of the Ace attorney games, is a Virgin, Except Maya, Pearl, Larry, And Appolo.

Not REALLY Sure about Maya though, she might have channeled Mia and then one thing led to another with Phoenix....
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