Dilbert719 wrote:
None of them are virgins.
Case closed.
Case closed.
Lol, epic.
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| Author: | Immortal FeatherLLS [ Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:13 am ] |
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Dilbert719 wrote: None of them are virgins. Case closed. Lol, epic. |
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| Author: | MarlinClock [ Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:22 am ] |
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ButzPuff wrote: Please keep in mind that TnT takes place around 2018/2019 were techology has advanced (see Godot's mask) but not enough were robots can't be told apart from people. This is not the Jetsons afterall. Heck, Cameras still take pictures in black and white as you can see in most cases. The odds of  being fully robot is extremely low.For being set in the "future" their technology and ethics are incredibly out of date, even for our standards. They have pictures in black and white, people can just romp around a crime scene even if they're a spirit medium, and they make accusations and arrests with barely any evidence(relatively) to back it up. Also, when someone lies in court, they don't get jailed, they just get more chances to lie again. I mean, I know the trials can only be three days long, but that doesn't mean the investigation needs to be in less than a day. It's like on the day they made people detectives, they decided to be all retarded about it, because they can't pick suspects for shit. (see:  ) Even though he's my favorite of the recurring comic reliefs.Back to virgins.  :When you press him about White saying they are lovers, he gets really defensive. I heard that you can prove it in the japanese version or something.
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| Author: | Franzise Deauxnim [ Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:29 am ] |
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Wrestlemania wrote: Got almost ALL PW:AA characters (and main characters or recurring ones)... I'm ALSO trying to use the DEAD characters, but it's HARD AS HELL! lol. Examples go well beyond Mia. I mean ones like Cindy Stone, Robert Hammond, Jack Hammer, etc. However, I WILL complete it! lol. Cindy - Sugar Daddies. Nuff said. Jack - I doubt a famous movie star named "Jackhammer" was a virgin. Hammond - Uh...who knows. Goodman - Probably non-virgin, he seemed like a family man to me. Neil - See Hammond. Darke - Virgin. The real reason he snapped and went on a slaughtering spree. Dustin - Eh, could go either way... Doc Grey - Total virgin. Russel -  Juan - Not a virgin. Celeste - Ditto. Spoiler: T&T corpses! -edit- Crap, I forgot that guy Hammer accidently killed five years before Turnabout Samurai. I don't even remember what his name was. |
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| Author: | Mr. Bear Jew [ Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:36 am ] |
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Icarus wrote: {CI}Jackie Estacado wrote:  Not for long. See Dessie. Not for long. See Ronnie BoyThey've been married for at least a few months since they were married before Ron was fired. Are they really taking that long?...  And...there's something wrong with that? Jesus, at least try to prove something.  doesn't really strike me as a non-virgin. I don't know why, exactly. She just...doesn't seem like the type to go around hooking people.
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| Author: | GearsoftheApparatus [ Sat Nov 17, 2007 5:30 am ] |
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 - Most definitely a virgin - Circus fathers are always child molesters, so I dare say Regina has lost her innocence.  - Definitely not, I imagine he'd be quite a hit in numerous gay scenes. - Not a virgin, he became a clown after a the surprise break-up of a long relationship. His soul died on that day, making him a twisted, bitter individual. So obviously, his only career option was to be a clown. - Not a virgin, she'll have used sex to get what she wants numerous times, possibly even with Terry.
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| Author: | Lyssie [ Sat Nov 17, 2007 6:10 am ] |
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Lego wrote: Okay, I don't know how anyone could possibly think that  or  could be virgins!!?!?!?! How many attractive, intelligent, NICE men in their mid 20s do you know who are virgins? I certainly don't know any.I do think Phoenix has gotten some, if not from "Dollie" then there was a wild theatre party in college and ill-advised actions were taken. After 3-1, though, I think he was too badly hurt to seek or accept any further relations and was kinda busy trying to save Edgeworth anyway. Edgeworth, though... not a chance. Intelligent and attractive yes, nice not so much until lately, and you also have to take into account the fact that he's a social and emotional cripple. I mean, the poor man didn't know how to say "thank you". Von Karma can not have been a very warm or nurturing guardian (especially given that he was specifically aiming to break and ruin Miles), and considering how early he became a prosecutor... I just don't think he ever had time, may not have had the inclination, and even if he had, would have had no idea how to go about doing it. (Also his total cluelessness about the whole concept of being attracted to women says to me that he's gay, which would have reduced his chances to have sex even further since he would have also had to find a man who was interested in other men and he just had better things to do. Even if he does like women, that cluelessness tells me he's never slept with one.) Anyway.  - He can't have struck out before home base with ALL of his girlfriends, right? /  - The possibility of him being a virgin is less than zero. As SMOKING HOT as he is, and with the active interest shown in 3-4 in pursuing women? He's an experienced lover. - She and Diego loved each other. (And they're both hot.) They didn't have a lot of time to do it in, but I really hope they managed to get that far before they died. - You all noticed the wedding ring, right? *cries* - ... I'm going to say virgin, just because I have had it up to here with the whole "LOL Gant raep" meme. Who the crap started that, anyway? I'm going to beat them about the head and shoulders with a Nerf bat.
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| Author: | KingMobUK [ Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:47 am ] |
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One does not have to be able to interact socially or emotionally on a meaningful level to get a shag if one is HOT and knows it (and Young Miles, to my mind, certainly knows it), and being nice is certainly not a prerequisiite. It was Young Miles that changed my initial ideas on the matter, actually. I think Edgeworth is smart enough to seperate emotion and physicality and also clever enough to be careful enough of any given situation that he always feels in control of it. Not someone you would want to date, however - these sorts of people should come with a large sign saying DANGER above their heads. I can't imagine him ever having had a relationship. I don't think he's as much of a social cripple as he's often portrayed. If he'd been locked in a room with no social interaction for years he wouldn't be half as good a lawyer as he is because he wouldn't be able to read situations at all. I certainly think he's reserved, lacks cultural references and has never chosen to be a social animal in general in terms of parties and the like, but I'm quite confident he could manage surface interactions with other professionals quite well. I think also that in order to have sharpened his wit to the extent that he appears to have in the games would require some exposure to other (witty and smart) people which is why I tend towards the "he went to college at some point" view. Probably a fairly exclusive one with other smart but bizarre types in evidence as I don't think he's mixed *widely* and has generally been able to reside in an ivory tower in that regard. I doubt he's been getting about much since he was at the Prosecutor's Office however. I rather suspect any nortiness was prior to 3:4. And that's all far to deep for this tme of the morning. I think it's fun to hear other people's interpretations of characters - I find it devilishly interesting, because it probably says as much about the person speaking as it does about the character's - we all bring a bit to them when we reinterpret them I think, whether it be our own experiences or those of peoplethat we know. 'Tis why I loved studying literature so much :) |
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| Author: | chanchook [ Sat Nov 17, 2007 2:05 pm ] |
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RufusLLS wrote: Dilbert719 wrote: None of them are virgins. Case closed. Lol, epic. I KNOW THIS 'COZ I'VE SWAM WITH THEM ALL 
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| Author: | Glimmerous [ Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:38 pm ] |
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Virgin. Sorry. That's just the vibe I get. Virgin. That 'frothing masses' quote makes me think he's a bit oblivious to anyone who would want him Also a virgin. Too young and lived in Kurain. Also, burgers. virgin Two daughters. Nuff said Virgin. Prosecuting from thirteen, yeah she's probably been pretty focused on her job Not. Not. Even if he's not a rapist, he's sixty five and pretty damn good looking, imho. Don't even want to know. Just one thing to say: $50, they love him long tiem No. Polly. Not the bird, mind. .... Not exactly sure, tbh Not one. He's.. just not. Virgin. It would explain why he's so... eccentric... Do not want to know Not. See Hotti Not one. :/ sGSDgdgdsgDRGHDRGTdrf Virgin. Poor Meekins... dhfhfdfgdgfdgfdgfetretyrg Not one .... .... Dessie.
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| Author: | musouka [ Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:20 pm ] |
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As a member of the "Edgeworth did not attend college" camp (obviously ), I just wanted to jump in really quick and explain why Raelle and I came to that conclusion. (I was surprised when no one brought it up when that chapter was released, actually. I was very worried about it.  )- Edgeworth is very cocky in 3-4, very sure of himself...as a prosecutor. As we've seen later on in his life, I just don't think that translates to "I'm sexy and I know it", especially when we have a perfect example of someone who is very aware of their own attractiveness right in the same courtroom. Godot can shrug off Armstrong's flirting with a smirk and a laugh. Edgeworth goes a little crazy when Oldbag flirts with him. So rather it being "I'm HOT", his attitude seems more likely to me to be "I'm HOT SHIT". (This is not to say that Edgeworth thinks of himself as ugly. I don't really think he gives it much consideration one way or the other aside from wanting to be well groomed.) - Look at Edgeworth's mannerisms in 3-4. He's like a miniature von Karma--something he doesn't show when we see him in the first game. This leads me to believe that he only broke away from von Karma upon passing the bar and becoming a lawyer in his own right. Since college requires you to interact with other people and take in new ideas, I just can't see him coming from that sort of institution and being such a von Karma 2.0, right down to the finger waggle. - von Karma's revenge. As Raelle put it, "Ideally, as far as von Karma's concerned, Edgeworth's only companions should be his nightmares and the law." Plus, I just can't see von Karma, who considers himself to be the most brilliant prosecutor that ever lived, entrusting the education of his revenge to people that might dilute his influence. Unless Edgeworth went to Evil Lawyer School, I can't imagine that things like legal ethics weren't covered in depth and that he met and interacted with people that weren't Satan. (Even if you think von Karma had him well brainwashed at this point, would someone as meticulous as von Karma really take a chance?) - This isn't to say Edgeworth lived in a box. I imagine the von Karmas travelled fairly frequently, and I think Edgeworth honestly spent a lot of time at the Prosecutor's Office in the company of von Karma and outside his presence. I imagine he was frequently his second at the bench as well once he got to be a certain age. This also makes the "suicide note" make more sense to me. If law was the only thing Edgeworth really had...then leaving it behind really is a suicide of sorts. (As an aside, it is true! In California, you can indeed pass the bar by studying under another lawyer in lieu of higher education. Only something like twenty or so people have done it though?) |
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| Author: | Mr. Bear Jew [ Sun Nov 18, 2007 5:02 am ] |
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Lyssie wrote: - You all noticed the wedding ring, right? *cries*You do realize she was once young and restless (excuse the pun, lol) too, right? Our seniors weren't born old people. |
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| Author: | KingMobUK [ Sun Nov 18, 2007 1:20 pm ] |
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musouka wrote: As a member of the "Edgeworth did not attend college" camp (obviously ), I just wanted to jump in really quick and explain why Raelle and I came to that conclusion. (I was surprised when no one brought it up when that chapter was released, actually. I was very worried about it. )I spotted it, having possibly been to the same California Bar Association site as you and Raelle did while researching the possibilities and timeline constraints - heh heh! Unfortunately my ex-asst. DA contact did not practice in CA so I had to do the legwork myself in that instance and pored over PDFs for most of an evening! I was quite surprised when I initially read that you can do the apprentice thing and I did actually laugh with some glee when it cropped up in Struggling (just because of my research nerdery, really)! While I tend into a dfferent view I think it's a perfectly valid interpretation so I didn't pass comment on it 'cos that would be churlish - I absolutely trust you two as thorough and gifted writers to justify any of your decisions about the past lives of your characters, and that's what's important in a story - not whether it agrees with the preconceptions of the reader. I love to have my mind changed or opened up by fiction of any sort - it's kind of what fiction is for, to my mind I do have very particular views on what kind of college environment Von Karma would have enrolled Edgeworth in because you're right I don't think he'd have waved him off to any old school if he couldn't retain some control over his education and some restriction on his social activities. But Lord knows if I'll ever put it on paper because it's all a bit peculiar in the way that only the Von Karma Family Cult (like the Von Trapp Family Singers but without the cuteness or Julie Andrews) could be and comes from some weird personal interests and possibly too much Evelyn Waugh in my formative years.
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| Author: | IZSBHR [ Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:33 am ] |
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Not a virgin. Clearly. Actually, no. See 2-3 for details. He did it with Mia, that much is obvious. Not a virgin. A virgin. Clearly. OK WHAT DO YOU THINK? Depends. Straight or gay?
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| Author: | Aetheryn [ Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:11 am ] |
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IZSBHR wrote: OK WHAT DO YOU THINK? |
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| Author: | Magmar's Fury [ Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:21 am ] |
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Lyssie wrote: - ... I'm going to say virgin, just because I have had it up to here with the whole "LOL Gant raep" meme. Who the crap started that, anyway? I'm going to beat them about the head and shoulders with a Nerf bat.God, Goddess, and all the little demigods bless you, and amen. :) |
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| Author: | Connor?! [ Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:43 am ] |
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IZSBHR wrote: Actually, no. See 2-3 for details.There is no way I am playing through that case again. |
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| Author: | Lego [ Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:05 pm ] |
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Ah KingMob, you manage to convey things so intelligently. You're right on the mark when you point out that emotional intelligence means squat when you're just getting sex. His stilted social skills mean for me, in my mind, he'd be a hopeless long-term prospect for anyone, male or female. But let's be frank, he's hot, rich and can most likely turn on the 'Young Miles' charm now and then... he could most definitely get some. However, I don't reckon it's a barren wasteland for 'modern day Miles' He's busy, grumpy, and is a stresshead of the highest order, yes, BUT... You know what is a wonderful stress reliever, and makes one forget about all the trials and tribulations of life? Sex. And this is probably the reason he has it - not for the emotional reasons. I'm not trying to disprove anyone's theories at all, everyone's of course entitled, and because of the nature of the games, being almost book-like, characters are open for interpretation, and will inevitably have people think differently of them. |
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| Author: | Byakko [ Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:25 pm ] |
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Quote: You know what is a wonderful stress reliever, and makes one forget about all the trials and tribulations of life? Sex. And this is probably the reason he has it - not for the emotional reasons. I'm just going say this, because it came into my head, after I haven't slept for two days... Von Karma. Explaining. The birds and the bees. To young Miles. ... ...he was like, 8 when his dad died? So he prolly didn't get any info from him by then...so that leaves Von Karma... |
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| Author: | KingMobUK [ Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:32 pm ] |
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Yeah. Not. I dunno. Don't think it isn't something I haven't considered for ficcage humour. Especially when I saw the kink request for a crossover titled "Meet The Von Karmas". But my srs bzness head tends to think Boy Miles is able to use a library just fine :) |
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| Author: | KingMobUK [ Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:49 pm ] |
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IZSBHR wrote: Depends. Straight or gay?In my personal canon? Completely gay and knows it. |
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| Author: | Chinese Infantry [ Mon Nov 19, 2007 2:47 pm ] |
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Lyssie wrote: [ - ... I'm going to say virgin, just because I have had it up to here with the whole "LOL Gant raep" meme. Who the crap started that, anyway? I'm going to beat them about the head and shoulders with a Nerf bat.Bring it on. I've got a stockpile of automatic weaponry I'm dying to use. (Yes, I kinda made the first reference to Gant being a pedophile...) Anyways, I'm going to have to disagree with you on saying Gant is a virgin, and not because of "LOL, RAEPING TIME" (Well, partially because of that...) To me, Gant is the kind of guy that could get anything he wants, he justs uses his eccentric exterior as a mask. With the way he practically used Lana, I wouldn't be surprised if he raped her one or twice. |
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| Author: | KingMobUK [ Mon Nov 19, 2007 2:58 pm ] |
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I dunno if I think Gant is a rapist in the strictest sense, but I agree with JE that I don't think he'd have any trouble getting what he wanted by intimidation or persuasion. So I can't see him as a virgin. |
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| Author: | Lego [ Mon Nov 19, 2007 4:35 pm ] |
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Byakko wrote: Quote: You know what is a wonderful stress reliever, and makes one forget about all the trials and tribulations of life? Sex. And this is probably the reason he has it - not for the emotional reasons. I'm just going say this, because it came into my head, after I haven't slept for two days... Von Karma. Explaining. The birds and the bees. To young Miles. ... ...he was like, 8 when his dad died? So he prolly didn't get any info from him by then...so that leaves Von Karma... By explaining you mean, showing him German porn, right? I mean, isn't that how everyone learns these things ... EDIT: Bad thought just crossed my mind. Above reasoning may give explanation for Franny and her whip ... |
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| Author: | DetectiveTomDamron [ Mon Nov 19, 2007 4:44 pm ] |
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IZSBHR wrote: Actually, no. See 2-3 for details. What part? Im doing that case again just for the fabled double penalty 
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| Author: | RichieTheRabbid [ Mon Nov 19, 2007 4:46 pm ] |
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IZSBHR wrote: Actually, no. See 2-3 for details.The only line I can loosely link is when Nick says something like "When we get home I'll roll about as much as you want" Is that what your refering to? |
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| Author: | DetectiveTomDamron [ Mon Nov 19, 2007 4:48 pm ] |
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RichieTheRabbid wrote: IZSBHR wrote: Actually, no. See 2-3 for details.The only line I can loosely link is when Nick says something like "When we get home I'll roll about as much as you want" Is that what your refering to?  NO! YOU DONT MEAN THATS WHEN.....oh...ok 
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| Author: | Aetheryn [ Mon Nov 19, 2007 7:25 pm ] |
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Lyssie wrote: - ... I'm going to say virgin, just because I have had it up to here with the whole "LOL Gant raep" meme. Who the crap started that, anyway? I'm going to beat them about the head and shoulders with a Nerf bat. |
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| Author: | Croik [ Mon Nov 19, 2007 7:50 pm ] |
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Aetheryn wrote: IZSBHR wrote: OK WHAT DO YOU THINK?I like the way you think! Though seriously, I wouldn't be surprised if Apollo was a virgin, but I kind of hope he's not. Maybe just some awkward high school fling. <3 It's really hard to judge when it's such a non-issue in GS4. I'm also pretty positive that Tigre never slept with Viola. Spoiler: And I still don't think Edgeworth is a virgin. The way I see it, he has no problem dealing with people, he just isn't used to dealing with people nicely. Which is why he has no trouble talking smack, but giving compliments or showing gratitude is really awkward for him. There are plenty of characters in anime and manga like this (especially since the "rival turned friend" theme is so common). And as King pointed out earlier, you certainly don't have to be "nice" to get sex if you're hot, rich, and a genius. I've known some pretty dysfunctional people who had no trouble getting laid, without the benefit of wealth or looks. (Forgive me, my unnamed aquaintances, but it's true...!) But even if you want to assume he didn't get any while under Karma's thumb (which is completely valid) he easily could have found someone in his years abroad after game 1. Alone, confused... dare I say explorative?  . Maybe that's why he's able to come back with his new, "cocky grin" smile in 2-4! Getting laid might have just been the push he needed to begin understanding the universal truths of his profession...!Okay, so I'm joking around, but I think you can easily argue it either way. |
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| Author: | KingMobUK [ Mon Nov 19, 2007 8:08 pm ] |
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Croik wrote: I've known some pretty dysfunctional people who had no trouble getting laid Heh. The unluckier among us have been involved with them *rolls eyes*. |
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| Author: | Tinker [ Mon Nov 19, 2007 8:16 pm ] |
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kdajhdjaffsd sex plz |
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| Author: | KingMobUK [ Mon Nov 19, 2007 8:32 pm ] |
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Yes that might work, assuming you were also hot and a genius. I'd consider working on your chat-up lines though, Tinker ;) |
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| Author: | Mia_Fey [ Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:12 pm ] |
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Not virgins - You know he had sex somewhere along the line. If not with " " then someone else. - While I don't think he's had any meaningful relationships, I'll bet he's slept with someone. As has been stated you don't need to like or even know a person particularly well to sleep with them and he's certainly composed (and good-looking enough) enough to get someone into bed with him. - Two kids that we know of - Dessie of course - Ronnie!! - He has a kid - Hehe, that's what the whip is for - He's slick and good-looking while older (think about what he must have looked like when young!). I'm sure he's had sex. - You spend that much time with someone who looks like Diego and you know sex is going to follow soon. - Bet it took him no time at all while "consoling" Mia. - Has a kid. - This gives me nightmares, but we know he has grandkids. - Pearl.Virgins - She's been up at Kurain with like no men and acts like she's fourteen. - He may lust after a lot of women, but I'll bet he never made it into bed with any of them. - A peck on the cheek does that to him, you know he's not getting any. - He's spent all his time lusting after a sixteen year old. Still a virgin. - I'm going to say virgin because anything else gives me nightmares. - She is 9 in T&T! I will say no more. - She was sixteen and thought she could marry a puppet. Someone needs to understand the birds and the bees.
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| Author: | IZSBHR [ Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:33 pm ] |
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RichieTheRabbid wrote: IZSBHR wrote: Actually, no. See 2-3 for details.The only line I can loosely link is when Nick says something like "When we get home I'll roll about as much as you want" Is that what your refering to? That is, in fact, what I was reffering to. The exact quote is this: Maya, when we win this case, I will roll over with you all you want." And, as we know, HE WON THE CASE. |
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| Author: | Lyssie [ Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:02 am ] |
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Aetheryn wrote: Lyssie wrote: - ... I'm going to say virgin, just because I have had it up to here with the whole "LOL Gant raep" meme. Who the crap started that, anyway? I'm going to beat them about the head and shoulders with a Nerf bat.That was mainly just annoyance talking, I wasn't actually trying to prove a point. XD; No, he's probably had sex. (Just not rape sex. The way I see his character, there'd have to be something in it for him beyond just a cheap and dirty power trip.) {CI}Jackie Estacado wrote: Bring it on. I've got a stockpile of automatic weaponry I'm dying to use. (Yes, I kinda made the first reference to Gant being a pedophile...) Anyways, I'm going to have to disagree with you on saying Gant is a virgin, and not because of "LOL, RAEPING TIME" (Well, partially because of that...) To me, Gant is the kind of guy that could get anything he wants, he justs uses his eccentric exterior as a mask. With the way he practically used Lana, I wouldn't be surprised if he raped her one or twice. SO IT WAS YOU! *BEATS* Ugh, as mentioned above, I just can't see rape. I do think he's probably domineering as hell about sex, though. Just not to the extent of RAEP. ANYWAY Y'know, I don't think I'll be revising my stance on Edgeworth's virginity, but you guys have put up some pretty interesting arguments.
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| Author: | DefenseNeverRests [ Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:14 am ] |
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I can't get a good read off of Edgey. |
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| Author: | Chinese Infantry [ Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:32 am ] |
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Yeah, it was me. Wanna make somethin' of it? *Cocks shotgun* As for "LOL, GANT RAEP!", it's like Kingy said, Gant isn't a rapist by trade. It's one of the tools in his bag of tricks and I wouldn't be surprised if he forced Lana to screw him under the desk once or twice. (No cheap and dirty power trips? That's the man's bread and butter.) Also, chill out, I didn't have a meme in mind when I made a joke that Gant molested children. |
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| Author: | Lyssie [ Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:39 am ] |
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I... I'm mostly kidding... XD;; Who ever does have a meme in mind? :p ... and yeah, Gant likes his power trips but he likes being a Magnificent Bastard about them and not getting caught. XD |
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| Author: | Chinese Infantry [ Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:42 am ] |
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I'll tell you. It's the people who try to force memes by creating multiple images with the same theme in hopes that it will catch. In most cases, it never does because the joke sucks. |
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| Author: | Lyssie [ Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:56 am ] |
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Well, I mean. Talking about successful memes. |
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| Author: | Arei [ Tue Nov 20, 2007 7:24 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Which characters are and aren't virgins? |
Greatest. Topic. Ever. Ever. This is epic win in the lulz category XDD THE VIRGINS =O: - The heros are usualy virgins, and Nick is no exception. Its an obvious one, he has yet to be in a serious enough relationship for that, I doubt he was mature enough for that kind of intimacy until after he became an attorney. - To be honest, Edgey probably has not been around the block. He's been more interested in his career then his relationships, till clashing with Nick in court that is xD I think his next greatest achievement will be dating xD - Another obvious one, shes still immature and has yet to have a serious enough relationship, shes not ready for it anyway - Do we need to comment on this one? - Again, probably not mature enough for such a relationship. Shes more interested in her career as a prosecutor then ANYTHING, she really doesn't have much experience with people and relationships, shes got a ways to go before she gets into an intimate relationship with someone, gotta start with FRIENDS! - Next. - With her personality, i don't see her letting someone in THAT far. Thats my opinion anyway, I really don't think shes ever fooled around. - Poor boy, he'll be lucky to get some. - Shes still somewhat pure, and doesn't seem the type to fool around, I highly doubt she's done it. - Poor guy D= He hasn't much sucess with friends, so I highly doubt he's gotten with girls. He's also probably the type who will wait for his true love - Despite his age, I really don't think Gumshoe's done it either. He too seems to be the type that will save himself for his soul mate. He's too good a guy to fool around. - Theres no way Tigre laid a finger on her, let alone sleep with her. She probably won't sleep with anyone but the husband her grandfather approves of xD - Again, a pretty pure guy, doubt he's gotten some either. - Oh lord, N3X7 - A pure young girl, hasn't lost her virginity yet. ((SHE BETTER DO IT WITH KYOU  XDDD )) - Poor guy, unless he had been taken advantage of, I don't see him sleeping with anyone. - I hope she doesn't get any. - Probably the purest character in the entire series. Next. - The pure little nun, she would probably only sleep with Nick. - Computer geeks get no lovinTHEY GOT IT! (Non Virgins) - Has Kids/Grandkids - Daughters/Granddaughter - Married, has a daughter =X  - Produced our lovely Edgey xD - Swimming = Sex. There is no way this guys a virgin. - blingmuthafucker... He and April so did it, this guy probably bags a different girl a night =P - Ho ho ho... - Shes had a special someone, I'm sure ;) - I highly doubt he's a virgin, cuz, I'd so hit that xD - Has to pay girls for sex I'm sure =P - He probably scored once... maybe, I'm kinda iffy on this one. & - They did it, oh yesh x3 + - Married - BUTTSECKS. Srsly. - Young, hot, TV star. What young, hot, TV star IS a virgin? Probably slept with Celeste as well. I don't see why she'd kill herself over being "used" by Matt and Juan unless she had slept with them. - Same as Matt, I'm sure he slept with Celeste as well. - This guy is probably a big player, I mean, what young mobster isn't? - Had 3 kids - For some odd reason that even I don't know, I bet some girl in his past bought his lame stories and he scored once or twice. - I'm sure shes charmed many guys whenever she felt like it =P - HoooooooooooI put all the people I care about up anyway XD Holy crap, way more non-virgins XDD |
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