Hahahah! So that's the reason! Apollo can stomp on them.

Eat your hamburgerspomegranates, Apollo.

-One gin & tonic please.
-Ageehnuntaanc comn' raah uhp. *gulps a bottle of tonic and a bottle of gin at the same time*
-...can... I get a gin & tonic please?

I read it as "O come, drive Messiah". O come, drive Milessiah, he's drunk of his arse.

There was some spin-off taking place in like the 18th century or so. One character was called Anna Wanng and she was batshit crazy.

Some characters were gonna walk on a tight-rope. I vetoed when it came to Apollo because I didn't want him to do it.

(It shall be noted that nothing internet-related works for me right now... other than c-r. Milessiah magic.)

Who came up with that idea? >:(

I have to say that sleeping for me recently has been a pain in the ass. Just today my left hand started feeling numb even after I stretched it fully to make the blood flor circulate properly. So I had to go to the bathroom to fix it and even use my blanket as a pseudo stress ball to fall asleep again. Gah

Anyway, I remember me walking to the place where Franziska's mother (guess who!) lived in a place called 'Old Karma', as opposed to New Karma. I remember having to walk through a spooky ghost town with terrible restaurants serving awful food to finally get there.

Hahah, yeah! He better watch out (*starts singing Ganta Claus is coming to town*) - he might be known as a drunk, but to reach that level would be disastrous even for him. xD

Nah, if there was an Alba smiley it'd be called :myextraterritorialrightscannotallowthissmileynametoend: :p

FINALS ARE DONE! LET'S TAKE SHOTS!

jk, I had a dream. At Capcom HQ, there was a giant bunkbed that could fit about six people. Maybe seven or eight more if you tried hard enough. Phoenix always slept on the floor, and Drunkworth gets a special king size bed all to himself. Those hangovers must be rough.

I also had a short dreamlet about an AA-styled chess game. I'm not very good at chess, but hell, I would buy it.

FINALS ARE DONE! LET'S TAKE SHOTS!

I-I mean, hi GFM, hi Rubia, hi bro, hi SC, hi Nerdowl, and hi whoever else decided to show up in the thread. Whoo confetti! Okay, I meant my monthly quota, see you all next year.

At Capcom HQ, there was a giant bunkbed that could fit about six people. Maybe seven or eight more if you tried hard enough. Phoenix always slept on the floor, and Drunkworth gets a special king size bed all to himself. Those hangovers must be rough.

AA-styled chess game.

We don't use confetti anymore, though. Just cornfetti.

Thank the Lawd Gregory. You are truly blessed.

(Funny story. We weren't having troubles with Internet yesterday, but my real mom was frustrated with one of our computers because it wouldn't connect right. It turned out she somehow connected to a nearby public wifi spot. She's not well-versed with computers aside from her job's workspace.)

(Yes, as a child, I used to like to throw the pieces all over after each game.)

Also, the screenshot of Edgeworth was from a Portuguese(?) copy of AAI with a line where he says "The entire thing sounds fishy..." Huh, when did we have a Portuguese port of that game and when did I ever learn Portuguese?

FINALS ARE DONE! LET'S TAKE SHOTS!

I-I mean, hi GFM, hi Rubia, hi bro, hi SC, hi Nerdowl, and hi whoever else decided to show up in the thread. Whoo confetti!

At Capcom HQ, there was a giant bunkbed that could fit about six people. Maybe seven or eight more if you tried hard enough. Phoenix always slept on the floor, and Drunkworth gets a special king size bed all to himself. Those hangovers must be rough.

I also had a short dreamlet about an AA-styled chess game. I'm not very good at chess, but hell, I would buy it.

[We don't use confetti anymore, though. Just cornfetti.

*takes a deep breath* I'm baaaaaack! Finals are over! I come in peace! And Christmas! Everyone, be nice or Ganta Claus will find you!

"Fool. There can only be one stomper of pomegranates who will triumph! Justice-done, have at you!"
"What? No! It was an accident! Put away those pomegranates!"

Hey, I know how to drive! ...Well enough! :D

(It shall be noted that nothing internet-related works for me right now... other than c-r. Milessiah magic.)

Here, let me help you with the lyrics.

WOW! What a coinkidink! My finals are done today too! Yaaaaaaah! *throws away empty wine crate*

This thread has taught me that there are only two kinds of chess players: the ones like Gress and the ones like Drunkworth. I'm the one who takes after Mom. (Yes, as a child, I used to like to throw the pieces all over after each game.)

One of the entries was about a bird called the "stone finch" and how it was totally ordinary in all areas of birdliness but its name has a secret... which scrambled out to make some jumbled mess with the word "erotica" hidden in there for some reason.

Huh, when did we have a Portuguese port of that game and when did I ever learn Portuguese?

I use confetti!

(I was gonna say that might be wrong due to being from google translate, but I wouldn't put it past Drunkworth to start speaking really wonky Portugese)

but every time I randomized and got a sim that would be a good foundation to start from it just randomized further ô.ó

I miss The Sims 2. I tried to start it on my old computer but it just crashed on the loading screen for whatever reason :(

that they contain lots of vitamins and minerals and its juice might help for lung diseases, diabetes, arthritis and increase sperm quality, at least if it's ingested and not stomped on to splatter on the ground.

And that it's a symbol used in ancient Egypt as well as Judaism and Christianity... and surely our cult as well?

Even uncooler. :/

That's so neat. I'll eat one everyday for my stiff joints then. (Alright, not arthritis, but eh. And I love pomegranates.)

Ancient Egypt too?

Yes. I miss my sim-family. I even have one named after Phoenix. :(

If you have inflammations they're supposedly good for that.

According to Månadens Skörd, yes.

Månadens Skörd. Sounds like a magazine Timmari would like.

I use confetti!

You truly are your mother's daughter.

Oh my. Tudo parece suspeito... (I was gonna say that might be wrong due to being from google translate, but I wouldn't put it past Drunkworth to start speaking really wonky Portugese)

I dreamed I fiddling in The Sims 4's create a sim and was gonna try make Atipha, but every time I randomized and got a sim that would be a good foundation to start from it just randomized further ô.ó I saw some eyes that looked like his but then I couldn't find them again.

I learned that Klavier would call it "granatapfel", that they contain lots of vitamins and minerals and its juice might help for lung diseases, diabetes, arthritis and increase sperm quality, at least if it's ingested and not stomped on to splatter on the ground. And that it's a symbol used in ancient Egypt as well as Judaism and Christianity... and surely our cult as well?

Everyone knows how to talk Portugese, we just don't know it yet.

I am concerned. Maybe I've taken too much after him.

I guess he was trying to pretend he knew Portuguese.

:/ Dang glitches.
Sorry about your Sims 2. Sounds like it has corrupted or missing files.

Yes, most nutritients don't travel into the body through the shoe.

That's interesting, about ancient Egypt and such. Truly, a fruit befitting of Gods of many cultures... and our cult.
At least, maybe? Perhaps it was an accident that the Milessiah had with a pomegranate that inspired Simon to follow the ways of pomegranate-stomping.

And here's another dream I had where all I can remember is me lying on the ground dying or something and someone standing over me, telling me, "That's why you can never assume things about people," and I've been stuck wondering who it was and what it means. And if my parents have been alerted that I died again.

That does make more sense. Now I'm imagining a Portugese translation except Drunkworth just talks gibberish he thinks sounds like Portugese.

Hmm. "Milessiah" and "pomegranate" reminded me I have pomegranate vodka at home, and now I'm imagining Drunkworth stomping on pomegranates trying to make pomegranate vodka, just like stomping on grapes to make wine.

Aouch. Better respawn quickly.

And here's another dream I had where all I can remember is me lying on the ground dying or something and someone standing over me, telling me, "That's why you can never assume things about people," and I've been stuck wondering who it was and what it means. And if my parents have been alerted that I died again.

Best version right here. It's probably intentionally done for difficulty.

I hope his shoes are clean.

I've gotten better at that! At this rate, I'll be indestructible like my parents in no time!

xD I just got the image of Phoenix coming back home and seeing Edgeworth just hopping around like a madman in a large basin filled with red juice.

Edit: It's vile. First of all, the alcohol-fumes I inhaled just bringing the mug close to my face could probably make someone drunk. I only tasted two teaspoons, if that, and the alcohol-taste and -mouthfeel was so fucking strong it was ridicilous. This from a vodka that could almost be drunk as it is because the taste isn't that powerful in its rightful state. And there was no taste either, just a teeny tiny hint of something resembling alcohol-infused pomegranate, as if it was mocking me.

Timmari had a popsicle. The soft, creamy kind. It was peach-coloured and -flavoured. He sucked and licked it in a way that made it look decisively phallus-like.

There was some minigame that Gress was in. I was curious about his minisprites but realized I had already seen them in GK. He was in a bathtub, and for each level the bathtub was slightly smaller, so on the third and last level his legs were dangling over the edge. WG played it and thought it looked funny.

In an old dream, Polecat was sitting in Gress' lap and touched and complimented his nice hands, and Stickfigure made me do the same to some guy, except it was he that sat in my lap.

Ugh, that's fucked up. (Not you tasting it, the thing in itself.) 'twas brave of you.

Oh Timmari. I was about to say "think of something else than sexual intercourse", but he already does, sweets!

Hahah, I just picture him with an extremely annoyed face; "why do these things keep happening to me?"

^_^

Thankya. I've tasted black coffee with sugar, so I'm not scared of anything.

So why not combine the two?!

Hahaha, poor fella. Poor 6'4 fella.

Yeah he was cute and his hands were indeed very nice.

Now all this talk about pomegranates makes me wonder what Timmari thinks of Pomegranate Icecream.

Yeah, what could be more delightful for him?

Mhm, haha, of course it happens to Gress, and of course it happens to the biggest guy.

That's so chill. Did you get more information about the cute guy, or was it just admiring hands and lap-sitting?

a certain legendary ice cream place my friend has been talking about but I've never ever seen

Like his favourite b's + j's!

There's an old saying: the biggest guy always ends up in the smallest bathtub. No, there's not, but there should be.

He was working in a store, we (I don't know, me and some girl/s/ I think) were there after it had closed. He seemed charming and quite quiet. As for why he ended up in my lap I don't know =)

It doesn't exist.

There is now.

She even said that it was rather central so I feel like that I... should have seen it? Perhaps she went mad? But after all, this town glitches like hell now and then.

Yeah, it's 12 minutes old already.

She must have. Or that. Or it's a conspiracy theory. I don't believe a lick of it.

I mean, yeah!? She even said that it was rather central so I feel like that I... should have seen it? Perhaps she went mad? But after all, this town glitches like hell now and then.

Edit: It's vile.

Wuhhlk the paaAAaAaaaAaAaaAath of PATIENCE!

There was some minigame that Gress was in. I was curious about his minisprites but realized I had already seen them in GK.

Thankya. I've tasted black coffee with sugar, so I'm not scared of anything.

So why not combine the two?!

Now all this talk about pomegranates makes me wonder what Timmari thinks of Pomegranate Icecream.

Like his favourite b's + j's!

There's an old saying: the biggest guy always ends up in the smallest bathtub. No, there's not, but there should be.

But after all, this town glitches like hell now and then.

Hahaha, of course he would just come over and plant his arse slam onto one's legs. His back is probably a nice place to rest one's head against, though.

What a beautiful birth of a new philosophical proverb.

Aw, that sucks. That's what happens when some file for an ice cream store goes missing.

A buttbutt?

Ah, dammit, again with a dream where I got sick and fell ill and was taken for dead and put into a coffin and later someone was stomping on my coffin like wut. Subby, enough already!

Huh, something's not right. Where's my AA? WHERE'S MY AA FIX, SUBBY?

Wow, I wasn't expecting you to actually taste it. Since vodka is so alcohol-heavy, a lot of that alcohol will evaporate into the air. Hope you kept a window open or at least a fan on.

I don't mind having ice cream of any kind as long as it's not salted-fish-flavored.

Barry's & Jen's?

What a beautiful birth of a new philosophical proverb.

What's the opposite of a headbutt? A butthead? No, wait, that's a show... A buttbutt?

Ah, dammit, again with a dream where I got sick and fell ill and was taken for dead and put into a coffin and later someone was stomping on my coffin like wut. Subby, enough already!