There are alot of great characters in the AA series, but every now and again, you just meet the dumbest sacks of corn on the stand. This is a tribute to them.

(Hum this in the tune of those old Budwiser ads)


Phoenix Wright presents: Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)
Tonight we salute you, Mr. Frank Sawit
(Mr. Frank totally Saaaw it)
After bashing the supermodel with that statue you found the nearest person and blamed him
(That guy looked like an asshole anyway)
Rest assured, time of death really was 1:00
(Fuck your autopsy reports)
Smooth move telling everyone the statue was a clock
(My ESP told me so)
And it was pretty awesome how you said the TV told you the time during a blackout
(Who the fuck needs electricity anyway?)
So crack open a nice cold Phoenix Wright, oh dumbass witness
Because someone has to teach people how to look at the court record. And that someone, is you.
(Mr. Frank Sawit)

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XD What the hell?
Awesome, though.

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Always love those! More, more!

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That's freakin awesome. X3

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I'm trying to think of one for Payne. The most I can think of is

And how you wince when someone actually makes a point is so gratifying.
(I get the pun now)

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