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Fat!Gant looks like a balloon I popped when I was five. O__O

Sumo Phoenix!

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I suck at editing with sprites. :sadshoe:

(I used E.Honda's sprite)

Orcaizer Al wrote:

Fat!Gant looks like a balloon I popped when I was five. O__O

OMG! I also fell out of my seat from laughing at the thought of that

:pearl:

:Gant Go Pop!

:larry2:

That's Awesome! :will:

Gant would actually make a great fat person! He's got the jollyness down! :moe-laugh:

ButzPuff wrote:

Gant would actually make a great fat person! He's got the jollyness down! :moe-laugh:

Yah, he'd be a great mall Santa....Actually, Never mind. Then Kids would have to sit on his lap...*Gulp*

Gant would actually make a great fat person! He's got the jollyness down!

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Gant would actually make a great fat person! He's got the jollyness down!

Like Santa!!!! Who would be the elves though? :o

Heh, you know what they say about Santas elves and why they're all slightly too short ¬_¬ *hopes they get the joke*

...May we please move away from the Sick, Orange Suit Santa and move onto the next Head grafted onto Grossburg or the Broom lady? Please?!

Heh, you know what they say about Santas elves and why they're all slightly too short ¬_¬ *hopes they get the joke*

MADNESS? THIS... IS... FAT MIA!!!

"The thickness of our fats will blot out the light from the sun!"

meh. scientificly speaking it sould be funnier if he got his fame from being stuck in a doorway :scientific:

Arutica wrote:

>_>

Look, this just proves it's damn impossible to make this guy any fatter.

I suggest we stop trying. On him, anyways.

Quiet over there, you fattily fat fatty of a fatty fat person!

:pearl: Mommy what's a Gazonga?

:morgan:

HOW DID YOU HEAR SUCH FOUL LANGUAGE?

:pearly:

The Internet.

:morgan:

Mystic Pearl, They're called Mystic Boobies Not Gazongas.

PHOENIX WRIGHT WHAT ARE YOU DOING THE TRIAL'S ABOUT TO-

Spoiler: Spoiler'd for size and capslock abuse

PHOENIX WRIGHT WHAT ARE YOU DOING THE TRIAL'S ABOUT TO-

Spoiler: Spoiler'd for size and capslock abuse

.......D: also no idea who's saying that, lol

Note: Not trying to stereotype fat people as greasy blobs. Ah sorry

PHOENIX WRIGHT WHAT ARE YOU DOING THE TRIAL'S ABOUT TO-

Spoiler: Spoiler'd for size and capslock abuse

.......D: also no idea who's saying that, lol

Note: Not trying to stereotype fat people as greasy blobs. Ah sorry

We need Black Phoenix.

Whodi wrote:

We need Black Phoenix.

I second that. Somebody go start a new topic for making black PW characters.

(I'm too shy to make a topic myself...)

If it hasnt been done yet, please, someone make a Fat Pearl

Author:	ButzPuff [ Tue Jun 12, 2007 3:39 am ]
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Orcaizer Al wrote: Fat!Gant looks like a balloon I popped when I was five. O__O OMG! I also fell out of my seat from laughing at the thought of that :Gant Go Pop!

Author:	Tomoshibi Amatsu [ Tue Jun 12, 2007 6:07 am ]
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Chikikyo wrote: Sumo Phoenix! Spoiler: I suck at editing with sprites. (I used E.Honda's sprite) Japan's newest hero the Sumo Samurai Attorney Ninja Man!

Author:	Liquidzilla [ Tue Jun 12, 2007 2:49 pm ]
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ButzPuff wrote: Orcaizer Al wrote: Fat!Gant looks like a balloon I popped when I was five. O__O OMG! I also fell out of my seat from laughing at the thought of that :Gant Go Pop! XD I had the exact same thought!!! Pearl = so sweet yet so evil Imagines Pearl with a pin

Author:	Orcaizer Al [ Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:23 pm ]
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Hey, with Gant popped, then Pearly's safe from the Eccentric Pedo Chief. Hit with an Exploding Clay Figure

Author:	Liquidzilla [ Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:04 pm ]
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XD Too true! Run Pearl! RUN! shoved down the stairs

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Author:	RevFirst [ Wed Jun 13, 2007 3:23 pm ]
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Author:	Liquidzilla [ Wed Jun 13, 2007 5:01 pm ]
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Brillinat! ^0^ I'm just proud to have seen that!

Author:	ButzPuff [ Wed Jun 13, 2007 6:20 pm ]
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RevFirst wrote: That's Awesome! Gant would actually make a great fat person! He's got the jollyness down!

Author:	Mr. Manectric [ Thu Jun 14, 2007 2:58 am ]
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ButzPuff wrote: That's Awesome! Gant would actually make a great fat person! He's got the jollyness down! Yah, he'd be a great mall Santa....Actually, Never mind. Then Kids would have to sit on his lap...Gulp

Author:	ButzPuff [ Thu Jun 14, 2007 5:39 am ]
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Mr. Manectric wrote: ButzPuff wrote: Gant would actually make a great fat person! He's got the jollyness down! Yah, he'd be a great mall Santa....Actually, Never mind. Then Kids would have to sit on his lap...Gulp OMG! It's the Perfect Scheme for Gant to meet his "needs". I'm Official Scared now And Yet Amazed...

Author:	Liquidzilla [ Thu Jun 14, 2007 1:05 pm ]
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Quote: Gant would actually make a great fat person! He's got the jollyness down! Like Santa!!!! Who would be the elves though? :o

Author:	ButzPuff [ Thu Jun 14, 2007 7:15 pm ]
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Liquidzilla wrote: Quote: Gant would actually make a great fat person! He's got the jollyness down! Like Santa!!!! Who would be the elves though? :o A few children he "adopted" before deciding to take the role of a mall santa. Like Poor Little ...

Author:	Liquidzilla [ Fri Jun 15, 2007 7:43 am ]
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Heh, you know what they say about Santas elves and why they're all slightly too short ¬_¬ hopes they get the joke

Author:	Orcaizer Al [ Fri Jun 15, 2007 10:15 am ]
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Liquidzilla wrote: Heh, you know what they say about Santas elves and why they're all slightly too short ¬_¬ hopes they get the joke O LAWD.

Author:	Turbo [ Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:17 am ]
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Phoenix is standing on a stage at the local buffet with a microphone in his hand. He sings. YEAH! We are family! Burger King, McDonalds, and me! Gant and Lotta show up dressed up like the Burger King and Ronald McDonald, respectively. They start dancing. We are family! Don't forget KFC! Yanni Yogi dances out dressed like Colonel Sanders and completely painted white. We are family! C'mon, everybody! Eat! Nick, what are you doing? I'm singing to all my fans here at the buffet! Nick! Get off the bed before you- Just then, the bed breaks in two underneath Phoenix's weight. Way to ruin my little daydream, Maya.

Author:	Baki-Kun [ Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:56 pm ]
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Turbo wrote: Quiet over there, you fattily fat fatty of a fatty fat person! Lolz. Fatty-fat-fat-fat. Fat-fatty-fatty-fat. Ahhhh~. You're funn-ee. ^^ ... The word fat, and fat sprite edits, makes me giggle plenty. This topic rocks. However, besides this topic being awesome, the fat Mia sprite edit was enough to put me right off women, forever. Say what you want about anyone else, but the only fat thing on that woman should be her huge gazongas.

Author:	Turbo [ Thu Sep 06, 2007 1:46 pm ]
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See, pal? This happens to you when you have too much money, then you buy too much food. That's why you should be more like me and only afford instant noodles. So, Trite, thinking of a diet? I can suggest a few related to coffee. Youse think I'm Wright? ROOOOOAAARR!!! Youse think I'm some fatso like dat?

Author:	Mr. Manectric [ Mon Jun 18, 2007 1:04 am ]
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...May we please move away from the Sick, Orange Suit Santa and move onto the next Head grafted onto Grossburg or the Broom lady? Please?!

Author:	Miles Wright 114 [ Mon Jun 18, 2007 5:10 pm ]
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Mr. Manectric wrote: ...May we please move away from the Sick, Orange Suit Santa and move onto the next Head grafted onto Grossburg or the Broom lady? Please?! Alright but just one more thing... Spoiler: AA :goodman: Chief could you open the lunchbox? (finds it empty) Its not too late I'll hand it to Marshall! Thats where I saw it... the accursed knife (stabs goodman)

Author:	Liquidzilla [ Mon Jun 18, 2007 6:51 pm ]
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XD I'm sorry! that joke had to be made. I was just the messenger!

Author:	luxx [ Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:52 am ]
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Liquidzilla wrote: Heh, you know what they say about Santas elves and why they're all slightly too short ¬_¬ hopes they get the joke Am I thinking what I think I'm thinking? Psh, just bonding.

Author:	Hairison [ Wed Aug 08, 2007 8:29 pm ]
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Tomoshibi Amatsu wrote: MADNESS? THIS... IS... FAT MIA!!! "The thickness of our fats will blot out the light from the sun!" Fat mia looks like some sort of frog lady

Author:	Chikikyo [ Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:15 pm ]
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Would it be hilarious if Fat Phoenix did his own recording singing NUMA NUMA for internet fame?

Author:	Hairison [ Thu Aug 09, 2007 3:41 am ]
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meh. scientificly speaking it sould be funnier if he got his fame from being stuck in a doorway

Author:	Chikikyo [ Thu Aug 09, 2007 4:07 am ]
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Hairison wrote: meh. scientificly speaking it sould be funnier if he got his fame from being stuck in a doorway Oh yes...it will be a huge laugh.

Author:	Twilightz [ Thu Aug 09, 2007 1:55 pm ]
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RevFirst wrote: Oh man, that cracks me up.

Author:	Sai-Chan [ Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:47 pm ]
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Daramue wrote: Arutica wrote: >_> Look, this just proves it's damn impossible to make this guy any fatter. I suggest we stop trying. On him, anyways. I beg to differ. Spoiler: Why, Mr. Grossberg, your stomach is larger. DX

Author:	Wocky Kitaki [ Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:03 pm ]
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Mommy what's a Gazonga? HOW DID YOU HEAR SUCH FOUL LANGUAGE? The Internet. Mystic Pearl, They're called Mystic Boobies Not Gazongas.

Author:	Baki-Kun [ Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:27 pm ]
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Manfred von Awsome wrote: :pearl: Mommy what's a Gazonga? HOW DID YOU HEAR SUCH FOUL LANGUAGE? The Internet. Mystic Pearl, They're called Mystic Boobies Not Gazongas. A-ha-ha-ha-ha! - Mystic ORBS! A-ha-ha-ha-ha! - Mystic DUFFLEBAGS! ... I'll shut up now. That fictional conversation made me hornier than I care to share.

Author:	Not Fred [ Sat Aug 11, 2007 5:37 am ]
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PHOENIX WRIGHT WHAT ARE YOU DOING THE TRIAL'S ABOUT TO- Spoiler: Spoiler'd for size and capslock abuse OK OK OK SERIOUSLY THE PARTY LAST NIGHT COULDNTVE DONE THAT guys just let me fininish my- YOUR WHAT WHAT IS THAT SRSLY Okay seriously- IS THAT LIKE A BLOB OF TRANSFAT DID YOU JUST RIP THAT FROM WHALE BELLIES OR SOMETHING .......D: also no idea who's saying that, lol Note: Not trying to stereotype fat people as greasy blobs. Ah sorry

Author:	Addikt [ Sat Aug 11, 2007 6:04 am ]
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Not Fred wrote: PHOENIX WRIGHT WHAT ARE YOU DOING THE TRIAL'S ABOUT TO- Spoiler: Spoiler'd for size and capslock abuse Oh... my... GOD! That's... creeppppppy..... I love Edgeworth in the picture too... his expression made me crack up X'D ::refrains from thinking about a fat edgeworth...::

Author:	Chikikyo [ Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:17 am ]
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Not Fred wrote: PHOENIX WRIGHT WHAT ARE YOU DOING THE TRIAL'S ABOUT TO- Spoiler: Spoiler'd for size and capslock abuse OK OK OK SERIOUSLY THE PARTY LAST NIGHT COULDNTVE DONE THAT guys just let me fininish my- YOUR WHAT WHAT IS THAT SRSLY Okay seriously- IS THAT LIKE A BLOB OF TRANSFAT DID YOU JUST RIP THAT FROM WHALE BELLIES OR SOMETHING .......D: also no idea who's saying that, lol Note: Not trying to stereotype fat people as greasy blobs. Ah sorry Oh my god that's too funny...but Ph-Phoenix... THROWS UP

Author:	Baki-Kun [ Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:26 am ]
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Not Fred wrote: PHOENIX WRIGHT WHAT ARE YOU DOING THE TRIAL'S ABOUT TO- Spoiler: Spoiler'd for size and capslock abuse OK OK OK SERIOUSLY THE PARTY LAST NIGHT COULDNTVE DONE THAT guys just let me fininish my- YOUR WHAT WHAT IS THAT SRSLY Okay seriously- IS THAT LIKE A BLOB OF TRANSFAT DID YOU JUST RIP THAT FROM WHALE BELLIES OR SOMETHING .......D: also no idea who's saying that, lol Note: Not trying to stereotype fat people as greasy blobs. Ah sorry Bumped for disturbing Oekaki contributions. I mean, seriously. We need more of these. No matter how repulsive.

Author:	Iris_Eclipse [ Fri Aug 31, 2007 4:04 pm ]
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this is a...intresting topic. it would be dead funny. well I know that I'd be lmao if that ever happened.

Author:	Marsha2112 [ Wed Sep 05, 2007 5:14 pm ]
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Can someone do a fat Franziska?

Author:	Whodi [ Wed Sep 05, 2007 10:51 pm ]
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We need Black Phoenix.

Author:	The Aspernator [ Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:20 pm ]
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Whodi wrote: We need Black Phoenix. I second that. Somebody go start a new topic for making black PW characters. (I'm too shy to make a topic myself...)