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Author:  天才_ [ Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:47 am ]
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[xD Just found this quote as I'm replaying the game.. xDDD]

:radio: : This person tried to implicate another of the crime in order to same themselves. And this is a tresspass that cannot be forgiven.
:udgy: : *shakes head* You... who gave you the right to be so high and mighty..?!?!
:radio: : To the gentleman who spoke just now... Excuse me, but would you care to die?
:udgy: : Ah no! I, uh, didn't say anything!!
Author:  Sheepshifter [ Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:15 pm ]
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Oh crap, my favorite is an Apollo Justice quote... :larry:

Oh well, what about this one?

Moe says this when he gets whipped: "In philadelphia, born and raised. On the playground was where I clowned most of my days."

And then this when you surprise him later: "But a couple of clowns, they were up to no good-"
Author:  Bombom Dubbie [ Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:42 pm ]
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天才_ wrote:
[can't remember the lines exactly but...]

:eh?: She's in a real bad mood, pal, maybe you should go and get her to whip you a few times
:pearl: Yay! Let's go get whipped, Mr Nick!! 8DDD
:nick-sweat: (Now I know I'm DEFINATELY not going)

(During JFA, Case 4, when Franziska was shot. D=)


Oh that was funny xD

Spoiler: Case 3-5
???: Whoa! Sorry! Gotta run! ...See ya!
:phoenix: : H-Hey! Wait a minute!
???: Oh, uh, nice to meet you. ...I'm Laurice Deauxnim.
:phoenix: : Liar! You're Larry! Your clothes may change, but you're still the Butz.

(as Edgey)
:eh?: : Oh, you've got no idea how much I've missed that biting sarcasm of yours, sir! ...But seriously, this one's a piece of cake. There's a witness that saw the whole thing!
:edgeworth: : A witness...?
:eh?: : Yeah, that Bikini lady.
:edgeworth: : "Bikini lady"? Here? On this freezing cold mountain?
:eh?: : ...Well, you should talk to her yourself if you want the details, sir.
:edgeworth: : (I may have to talk to this "bikini lady"... I mean, "decisive witness" myself...)

(As Edgey, present the Magatama to Gumshoe)
:edgeworth: : Have you ever seen this thing before...?
:eh?: : Hey, thanks a lot. I was getting kind of hungry! ...*chomp!*
:edgeworth: : Wh-What are you doing, Detective!?
:eh?: : Ack! ...I thought it was some kind of candy that would fill me up, sir. Lately I've been feeling so hungry all the time...
:edgeworth: : (Nngh... Maybe his salary has been cut just a little too much...?)
Author:  天才_ [ Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:49 pm ]
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xDDDDDDDDDDD found this just now

:may: : Not only do you have a spikey head but you also have a spikey heart!!

:nick-sweat: : (That does it. When this case is done I'm shaving my head!)
Author:  TheSteelSamurai [ Sat Apr 05, 2008 3:11 am ]
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All of Viola's lines were pretty funny. In a creepy kind of way...
Author:  kristophlover967 [ Sat Apr 05, 2008 6:48 am ]
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:edgy: "You really should come with a supply of cheese to match your vintage whine."

That was the most memorable one yet.

Mia's milkshake one was funny too. <3
Author:  Boot_to_the_Head [ Sat Apr 05, 2008 12:48 pm ]
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kristophlover967 wrote:
:edgy: "You really should come with a supply of cheese to match your vintage whine."


Ah you stole the one i was gunna post XD That one's great :3 it was with Wendy yes?

:edgeworth: If you stop singing i'll give you some gum when we get back to the precinct
*oldbag says something*
:edgeworth: Im sending the bill to your office's Mr. Wright.
:nick-sweat: (Thank you, its no problem Edgeworth, old chum)

Or something to that effect...
Author:  Coffeenese [ Sat Apr 05, 2008 2:22 pm ]
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:phoenix: "(If Gumshoe's salary gets cut anymore he'll be paying to go to work...)"
Any of Godot's coffee quotes... :godot:
Usually anything Maya says as a sort of random commentary when she's investigating with you makes me laugh, too.
Author:  天才_ [ Sun Apr 06, 2008 1:20 pm ]
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xD I'm addicted to this thread now, I can't help it!

Anywayyy...


My second favourite. xD

:sal: : Which of course led me to me missing my lunch, ROFS!

:think: : (ROFS? Rolling on the floor .................................................. starving?)

I laughed out loud so much at this. xD Maybe that's just because I'm an immature little geek. :-P
Author:  Salutation Here [ Sun Apr 06, 2008 2:58 pm ]
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Case 3-5, during the first investigation phase, present Iris' Hood to her:

:edgeworth: : You gave this to Wright, correct?

:ayame: : Yes. I was afraid that without it, he might fall into terrible darkness.

:edgeworth: : (Well, as it turned out, he took a fall into something much colder and more dangerous. I probably shouldn't say that, though. Thank God for inner monologue.)
Author:  LooityLoo [ Sun Apr 06, 2008 3:02 pm ]
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Not word-for-word, but:

:grossburg: You made our client cry!
:youngmia: Let him. That 'P' doesn't always stand for 'Phoenix'!
Author:  Sediea [ Mon Apr 07, 2008 12:51 am ]
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:phoenix: "The only thing I can channel is a TV!"
--
:maya: "I'm tempted to put 'The Famous' in front of it."
--
:cough: "Toilet!? My Dolly doesn't poop!"
Author:  Ayasato-chan [ Mon Apr 07, 2008 1:27 am ]
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Hakuro de Killer wrote:
:edgeworth: Witness, state your name and Occupation.
:meekins: My name is Mike Meekins... I am the killer.

(I was never good with exact quotes, but he did say something like that...)



If memory serves, it was:

:meekins: Mike Meekins... My Occupation? That'd be murderer Sir!


Also, Mine:

:morgan: Good Sir! When did you take this hidden picture of Mystic Maya?!

:phoenix: N-noo, it's not like that!

(SLAP)

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(Present the UNCHARGED magatama to Ini)

:ini: A Magatama, like, you shouldn't have!

:phoenix: It's like so totally not for you.

(The last one I think is parapharsed a bit.)
Author:  Sister White [ Tue Apr 08, 2008 1:25 am ]
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:angel: Yes, there's this boyfriend, that boyfriend, the other boyfriend. The position for "yet another boyfriend" is still available.

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:sal: Hey, do j00 do a lot of "cosplay", coz that costume r0x0rz!
:maya-shock: Rocksores? What...Hey! You're drooling!
:sal: You've triggered my CR34T1V3 P0W3RZ!
:sal: Yes...yes, it's coming to me! "Pink Princess"! The sequal to the Steel Samurai..."Pink Princess: Warrior of Little Olde Tokyo"!
:sal: ROFL LMAO!

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:oldbag: *Rambling*
:edgeworth: OBJECTION! I object to the witness' talkativeness.

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:pearl: I know who you are. You're...you're Mystic Maya's "special someone".
:ack: Wh-wh-WHAT??
:pearl: So then, of course! You're going to help Mystic Maya, aren't you?
:pearl: That's what you're going to do, right?
:nick: Well, yeah, I will...
:pearl: Wow...it's like a beautiful fairy tale! That earnest look shining brightly in your eyes. It must be true love...
Author:  Sheepshifter [ Tue Apr 08, 2008 1:33 am ]
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kristophlover967 wrote:
Mia's milkshake one was funny too. <3


You mean this one?

:udgy: : Yes, whatever you say, Ma;am!

:chinami: : (As innocent Dhalia) *Smiles* Thank you, you honor.

:youngmia: : So now we know whose milkshake brings the boys to their yard...

--------

Anyway, I've got another one.

:uramidn: : Did you drink the cofee?

:phoenix: : Yes, we did.

:maya: : Thank you for the cofee, ma'am!

:uramidn: : I'm glad you enjoyed it....

:uramidn: : I made it, with love.... (Evil Smile)

:phoenix: : *Gulp* What did we just drink?

:maya: : Nick? My stomach... It dosen't feel so good...
Author:  kristophlover967 [ Tue Apr 08, 2008 6:31 am ]
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Sheepshifter wrote:
kristophlover967 wrote:
Mia's milkshake one was funny too. <3


You mean this one?

:udgy: : Yes, whatever you say, Ma;am!

:chinami: : (As innocent Dhalia) *Smiles* Thank you, you honor.

:youngmia: : So now we know whose milkshake brings the boys to their yard...


YES!!

Unfortunately, my memory does not serve me well, so when I posted mine, I had to look it up on google. How pathetic of me. :sadshoe: I can barely remember who killed who and what went down in each case.
Author:  Sister White [ Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:05 am ]
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Franziska pwned:

:franny: It must be very trying for you, little girl.
:pearl: Ah! You're...
:franny: I am Franziska von Karma. The Prodigy. There's no need to worry now that I'm here.
:pearl: You're the prosecutor who was so mean to Mystic Maya last year.
:franny: (Shocked) Well...
:pearl: I...I don't like you. You're nothing but a little girl without a whip!
:franny: (speechless)
:pearl: Mystic Maya didn't do anything wrong, but you were so mean! I'll never forgive you!
Author:  Caitlin [ Wed Apr 09, 2008 2:49 pm ]
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At the end of 2-1:

:paynehair: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH MY BEAUTIFUL HAIIIIIR! IT'S FLYING AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
(or something like that)

Also, from 2-4 (most definitely not exact quotes):

:peal-mia: Think, Phoenix. What does it mean if the bright red guitar wasn't inside the case?
:ack: Y-You mean it was a bright WHITE guitar in the case?
:peal-mia: No.

And then later

:phoenix: The defense thinks that there was something other than the bright red guitar in the guitar case.
:udgy: Wait....You mean to say that there was a bright BLACK guitar in-
:phoenix: NO!
Author:  Shinmaru [ Sun Apr 27, 2008 2:18 am ]
Post subject:  Badass Quotes of Badassery
People always reminisce about how funny certain Phoenix Wright quotes are, but there are plenty of quotes that are serious and are still friggin' awesome. This is my favorite:

Spoiler: 3-5 spoiler
Edgeworth: The prosecution can wield a whip or drink seventeen cups of coffee, but there is still only one truth. That is what I stand here to prove today!

The way the line reads with Edgeworth standing in his patented Cocky!Edgeworth pose... it's so cool. Edgeworth is the man.


What say you good people?
Author:  Katana [ Sun Apr 27, 2008 3:54 am ]
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One of my favorites, I think only from a trailer:

:phoenix: You're lying, dammit! And I can prove it!

And another good one...

:phoenix: ...besides that, you were seen at the Main Hall by the most reliable witness I have.
:that-b-word: ...Wh-Who's that?
:phoenix: Me.

I have to admit, most of the badass quotes go to Godot though.
Author:  Phoenix_Apollo [ Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:04 am ]
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I think it goes;

"Darker than a moonless night, hotter than Hell it's self, that is coffee."

-Godot
Author:  Panicakes [ Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:10 am ]
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:godot: : "Death has no meaning in this courtroom!"

epic.
Author:  Neon Lemmy Koopa [ Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:20 am ]
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:shoe: Meow. Definitely badass
Author:  Comfortably Numb [ Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:23 am ]
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I think it goes something like this...
:hair-flip: Ten years ago, I saw you enter this room as a fresh attorney, and today I'll see you leave in chains.

...That might be the only badass thing Payne has ever said.
Author:  arimnaes [ Sun Apr 27, 2008 8:13 am ]
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Of course, :hobohodo: immediately shoots him down with an even cooler response. "Ah, Winston Payne. Subtle as ever, I see."
Author:  [Team Sonic] Shadow [ Sun Apr 27, 2008 12:50 pm ]
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:edgeworth: WHAT THE HELL WAS THE WRIGGLING PIECE OF PLYWOOD?!!?!?!?
Author:  Iban [ Sun Apr 27, 2008 1:12 pm ]
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:hobohodo: "Yes Winston... your imagination was always a bit... limited"
Author:  Inigo Armando [ Sun Apr 27, 2008 2:12 pm ]
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:javado: A lawyer is someone who never cries until it's all over. (Said while his hand is bloody from shattering his mug in frustration.)
Author:  CharleyPlant [ Sun Apr 27, 2008 2:24 pm ]
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:edgeworth: I object! That statement was...objectionable!
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:devasque: Don't bang the desk. It irritates me.
:edgeworth: Yeah! *bangs desk* Oops...
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I'm not sure if this is direct, but...

:phoenix: Maya, come out from under the desk...unless there's room for me under there!
Author:  Katana [ Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:21 pm ]
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Caitlin wrote:
:phoenix: The defense thinks that there was something other than the bright red guitar in the guitar case.
:udgy: Wait....You mean to say that there was a bright BLACK guitar in-
:phoenix: NO!

I'm a sucker for accuracy.

:phoenix: Let us suppose...that the bright red guitar was not the only thing in the case.
:udgy: "Not the only thing in the case"...!?" You don't mean to say there was a bright BLACK guit-
:edgeworth: OBJECTION!!!!
---
:edgeworth: This isn't the "Phoenix Wright Wax Philosophical Power Hour".
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:maya: He's gotta be lying about the bananas!
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:phoenix: Nice...tag-teamed in stereo...guess I should be grateful it's not in 5.1.
---
:phoenix: Dagnabit, I'm a lawyer, not a botanist!
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:maya: I once had a bad feeling that I was about to have a bad feeling. It was bad.
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:udgy: You will suck down the penalty Mr Wright... and you will like it!
---
<Phoenix presents the wrong evidence>
:whip: Looks like you just won the award for Biggest Failure In Court.
:maya: Ouch...Biggest Failure In Court...that stings!
:udgy: In recognition of your honor, let me bestow you with my special prize! <Gives penalty>
Author:  Katana [ Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:49 pm ]
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Just remembered an entirely kickass one. (Also sort of proves Edgeworth is not in fact emo; he HATES emos.)
Spoiler: 2:4
:edgeworth: This witness...how shall I put this? She has an illness. And because of this illness, she has tried to commit suicide in the past.
:glasses: Please! Please STOP! I beg you!! If...if people find out...If people find out....I...I'll...
:edgeworth: If you're going to say that you would "choose death", that is of no concern to me. However, before you die, I WILL PULL THE TRUTH FROM YOUR BREATHING LIPS!...No matter WHAT I have to do.
Author:  DarthTaco [ Sun Apr 27, 2008 5:13 pm ]
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:matt: I think is time to you for meet him now, Mr. Lawyer Dude.
Author:  Person-Man [ Sun Apr 27, 2008 5:33 pm ]
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Spoiler: Possible 3-5 Spoilers
:edgeworth: : I feel like I've seen this girl somewhere before! She wasn't from a prior case, was she?

:eh?: : Nope, can't be. We did a database search with her fingerprints and came up with nothing.

:edgeworth: : I see... (I just can't shake this nagging feeling...)

:gumshoe: : Well, everyone knows that you are quite popular with the ladies, sir... Maybe she's an old girlfriend you dumped somewhere along the way or something...?

:edgeworth: : D-Detective! Where did you hear such nonsense from!?

:sadshoe: : I didn't hear it from anyone. It's just sorta how I imagine you to be... sir.

:edgy: : (...D-Do I really inspire this sort of frothing desire from the female masses?)
Author:  Sheepshifter [ Sun Apr 27, 2008 5:57 pm ]
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:garyuu: : Et tu? Justice? Would you betray me too?
:odoroki: : This isn't about loyalty, Mr. Gavin, it's about the truth!
Author:  lalalei2001 [ Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:34 pm ]
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Larry PWNs Edgeworth no less than 5 times. It takes a lot of guts to do that.


Spoiler:
Edgeworth: What is this festive-looking ornament?

Larry: It reminds me of art class in grade school. We used to have a lot of fun decorating the classroom with origami. Remember?

Edgeworth: W-Well, I...

Larry: Oh, yeah... You were never any good at it.

Gumshoe: Really?

Larry: Yeah, this guy was so bad, he couldn't even fold a dollar, let alone a crane. Everyone tried to comfort him, but he would just sit there sobbing.

Gumshoe: Really? I never would have expected that--

Edgeworth: Be quiet already! I'll never forget the shame of that day! You want a crane! I can now make a perfect quarter-inch crane without a single flaw!

Larry: ... You know, Edgey... Nothing for nothing, but a quarter-inch crane without a single flaw is not easy.

Gumshoe: Yeah, that's quite a feat, Prosecutor Edgeworth!

Edgeworth: (Grr... This is exactly why I hate childhood friends...)



Spoiler:
Larry: Oh, hey! It's Pearl! But she's way cuter than this Pearl I used to go out with... Like, in a kid-cute way, yeah?

Edgeworth: Yes, well... Apparently she hasn't been seen the whole morning.

Larry: Wh-What did you say!? Edgey! Why are you wasting your time with me then!? What's wrong with you!?

Edgeworth: Excuse me?

Larry: If anything happens to her, I'll never forgive you!

Edgeworth: ...!

Gumshoe: ...Wow, I guess he's right for a change, sir.

Edgeworth: (Now I feel like I'm the bad guy in all of this...)



Spoiler:
(during a Psyche-Lock)

Edgeworth: The person you were waiting for was... Iris!

Larry: Ohh... Suddenly I feel cold all over, Edgey.

Edgeworth: No doubt because of my chilly glare.

(Then, if you get the wrong answer...)

Edgeworth: ... I-Is it just me? Now, I'm the one that suddenly feels cold...

Larry: Maybe it's because of my cold laugh?


Spoiler:
Larry: It feels like... I've been waiting 25 years for this very day to come! Edgey! Today is the day I get to completely stupefy you!

Edgeworth: W-What...!?

Judge: What is the meaning of your outburst, witness!?

Larry: ...I hate to have to do this, but I have some definitive evidence.

Edgeworth: "Definitive"...?

Von Karma: "Evidence"...?

Larry: Iris did indeed come flying over the burning bridge! And I, Laurice Deauxnim... ...shall prove it!

Judge: I didn't expect to ask this again... But we shall be needing your testimony once again. Tell us anything you know concerning the defendant as depicted in this sketch... And show us your evidence that this nightmare was actually a reality!

Larry: ...OK. I hope you're ready, Edgey! Because I'm going to feed you a whopping serving of pain!

Edgeworth: (...You've been serving us a whopping serving of pain this whole time. Trust me.)


And my favorite. Someone needs to write or draw this actually happening. :D

Spoiler:
Larry: You ready, Edgey!? By tomorrow morning, you'll be calling me "Master Larry"! Yeah, I like the sound of that! No one's going to push me around anymore!
Author:  Miss Twister [ Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:56 pm ]
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:wendy: Don't interrupt us, gramps! I'm talking to my Edgey-wedgey!
:udgy: Ah, yes. Of course.
:edgeworth: No!!! By all means, your honor! Interrupt us!!!!
---
(I know it's been said, but...)
:phoenix: So the particular feature you recognize about the waitress is... her outfit? But anyone could wear that uniform! Even me!
:udgy: Mr. Wright! Please spare the court of any further mental anguish from that image.
(I had to stop playing after I read that. I can't remember if I was laughing or crying. Probably both.)
---
:edgeworth: Is there a "kick me" sign on front of the defense bench?!
Author:  Katana [ Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:57 pm ]
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Just found a really nice one from 1-4.

Spoiler: 1:4
von Karma: OBJECTION! Your honor! The prosecution objects to this enlargement being shown!
Judge: Objection...denied.
Author:  Panicakes [ Sun Apr 27, 2008 10:08 pm ]
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Katana wrote:
Just found a really nice one from 1-4.

Spoiler: 1:4
von Karma: OBJECTION! Your honor! The prosecution objects to this enlargement being shown!
Judge: Objection...denied.

Haha, one of the only moments that the judge seems even somewhat cool.

cool hobohodo one:
:hobohodo: : It's only a game until someone gets killed, Mr. Gavin.
Author:  .Zyfarius. [ Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:14 am ]
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:edgeworth: It's the wicked witch of the witness stand!

...Or something to that effect
Author:  Zeon Twilight [ Mon Apr 28, 2008 3:52 pm ]
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I personally liked the judge's speach about how each case is a world in itself when we find out he'd looked up on Spirit Channeling.
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