Phoenix: The contradiction in Ema's picture is...uh, this part here?
Judge: Hmm...I don't see what's so strange about that.
Phoenix: That's because the drawing stinks!
Ema: !...Mr. Wright...How could you...*sniff*
Edgeworth: The act of making an innocent girl cry should warrant the death penalty.

Gumshoe: I think I've seen something like this before.........Nah. I can't remember.
Phoenix: It seems this is becoming a habit with you.
Gumshoe: I can't keep anything in my head lately!
Ema: Note to Self: Detective Gumshoe is going senile.

Meekins: I spun him around and did a disarming maneuver! I made sure to close my eyes like a man!

Edgeworth: Witness, you should know the rules of evidence law! Rule 1: No evidence shall be shown without the approval of the Police Department! In other words...this item is illegal evidence!
Ema: I-Is that right, Mr. Wright?
Phoenix: It seems so. Edgeworth sure is celebrating.
Angel: Not so fast, Mr. Edgeworth. Don't forget...I used to be a detective! As I mentioned previously, this item has been tested by a member of the forensics department! As you can see, it was approved by the Police Department as of...today.
Edgeworth: Nuh...Ungh!
Ema: I-Is that right, Mr. Wright!?
Phoenix: It seems so. Edgeworth is looking pretty sullen.

Ema: You know, I never did care for the word "tag." It's confusing.
Phoenix: Huh? What's so confusing about that?
Ema: Do you know how many other words sound like it? "Bag," "Gag," "Nag," "Lag," "Xag"...
Phoenix: "Xag"...? Is that a word?
Ema: Do you challenge me...?

Judge: The spork is a wonderful invention.

Phoenix: Isn't it sort of strange that you mistook her red scarf for blood?
Judge: It's not so surprising. Some people have mistaken my beard...for a bib.
Phoenix: (A judge with a bib. That's why this place feels so much like kindergarten sometimes.)

1-1

If you can't prove that, you don't have a case!

1-2

I hear they take the, um, little bits in the blood, the... er... hemo... hemogl...Hermo... goblins... hobgob...Er...? Herma-goblin bobbin... I-I refuse to testify on this matter, sir!

Miss May, I think it's high time you went shopping for a better excuse...?
Mmpf...
Oh? Excuses not on sale today?

Upstart... amateur...! T-these accusations are... ludicrous!

(There we are in total agreement, Mr. Psycho Bellboy.)

"Ah... the days of my youth...like the scent of fresh lemon..." you see.

1-3

Huh!? Hey! You can't just go saying "pal" like that! That's MY endearing character trait!
I'd say he's a character alright...

(Ohhh yeah, right here! Sherlock Holmes II, baby!)

One "ook" per hour. Ook ook ook ook. Always with the ooking.

1-4

I asked you to find "contradictions"! Not leisurely chat with the witness!

You're asking meaningless questions! Meaningless! "Contradictions," Mr. Wright. Not meaningless babble!
(von Karma, I think I hate you.)

Perhaps you'd like to cross-examine the parrot for a little comic relief, hmm?

1-5

That... was probably why she was attracted to me.
E-excuse me!?

How many lunchboxes of sin did she pack to make that journey, I wonder!
She... always travels light.

I hope you're not lying... They shoot you for that in Texas, pardner!
(Uh oh, I've incited the wrath of the Lone Star patrolman...)

What the hell is that wriggling piece of plywood?

2-1:

(to Maggey) So, this might sound bad, but... uh... Who are you?

Fashion! Cars! Women! Glasses! And of course, University! First-rates only need apply!

Doesn't it look delicious? Care for a bite?

2-2:
(When did I become the poster boy for “How Not to Make a First Impression”…?)

(Alright! With this, the rest of the trial should be in the b--)
...
(...blast radius of disaster.)

Hey, Judge! This here is violence against my fair self!
That's fine.

(Nice, tag-teamed in stereo. Guess I should be grateful it's not in 5.1...)

2-3

2-4
*rata-tat-tat-tat-tat...*

I saw that woman's business card and that's when I noticed it said, "Slimebag Celebrity Photographer Extraordinaire"!

Hmph. Using "anyway" to change the topic; a convenient escape for a weak man

One for hilariousness

: I left my seat for just a moment, and that's when it happened!
(press statement): How long were you gone?
: I've already answered all these questions for the police... But if you must know, maybe 10 or 20 minutes...
: And where were you during that stretch of time? Using the toilet?
(off-screen): What are you SAYING, Miss Fey!? Toilet!? My perfect little Dollie doesn't poop!
-Dahlia Hawthorne testimony, Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations (GS3), Case 1


And two for randomness (...and hilariousness)

(examine guard): The guard is glaring at me. "If someone glares at you, it's only polite to return the favor," is what I was taught.
: ...
: Um... Are you alright, Mr. Edgeworth?
: ...Hm? Oh, e-excuse me.
-Edgeworth & Iris at Detention center, Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations (GS3), Case 5

(examine camera): The camera is glaring at me. "If something glares at you, it's only polite to return the favor," is what I was taught.
: ...
: Um... Is something bothering you?
: ...Hm? Oh, e-excuse me.
-Edgeworth & Iris at Detention center, Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations (GS3), Case 5

"The only person i couldn't find it in my heart to forgive...
...was me."
"Y-you, youself...?"
"I was the one who failed to protect Mia...
Me and no one else.
I tried to avert my eyes from the truth... to escape from the harshness of reality
I just couldn't face Mia's death face on so i ran.
I hid behind i mask. I threw away my true name.
I couldn't even deal with being a defense attorney anymore, so i quit."
ect.