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Hey, hurf-a-de-durf-de-doo, I'm a Borginian, and you can't have our miracle cure for Incuritis because you might use it to make a poison, and that would be awful. I mean, I guess we could manufacture the cure in our own country and then send it to you to cure your sick people HA HA YEAH RIGHT, WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU, WE'RE BORGINIA, DIE OF AN EASILY CURABLE DISEASE BECAUSE WE'RE TOO LAZY TO PREPARE A CURE AND SELL IT TO YOU.

What's that you say? We can send the egg to you with some sort of Interpol escort who ensures it doesn't fall into criminal hands and you can prepare the cure? Hey, that gives me an idea! How about instead of that, we use Interpol agents to KILL EVERYBODY who tries to share the cure with foreigners? We're a civilized country, so let's enforce the death penalty for a nonviolent crime and use an international police force to back us up! AWESOME.



Romein LeTouse was a corrupt fascist tool who is responsible for the death of a young American boy due to his strict upholding of a nonsensical law in an ass-backwards hellhole run by morons. He deserves no pity.

Machi Tobaye and Daryan Crescend both risked their lives defying an unjust law in order to bring life to those afflicted by a horrible disease. They deserve no condemnation.

Death to the Republic of Borginia.
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Seriously, though, I think Borginia is a badly-run country. Sure, Klavier claims that it's "peaceful and pleasant", but that's probably due to the ridiculously strict government that's in place...

(More points for Machi! Whoo!)


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Sure, Klavier claims that it's "peaceful and pleasant", but that's probably due to the ridiculously strict government that's in place...


Klavier is not the best judge of character. 3/4 of all murders are committed by Klavier Gavin's relatives and close friends.
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Now that I think about it, if there were more development for this in the series, I would say the writers and designers want Borgina to be like that. They do seem like horrible people in general.
I mean, they could have easily sold the cure for Incuritis or at least a single cocoon... American labs would be able to mass-produce it.
The whole fight against Incuritis and smuggling could have been dealed in...
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AAI's Case 2. Zinc White could have been replaced by a doctor or something like that, and still keep his personality, just that instead of "I am upset when I am not in pressence of a piece of art" his personality could have been the absolutely serious doctor who doesn't really care about his patients, but getting his job done with efficiency. Kinda like a medical von Karma.


The point is that Borginians vs Everyone could be an interesting plot for a game.
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Machi Tobaye and Daryan Crescend both risked their lives defying an unjust law in order to bring life to those afflicted by a horrible disease. They deserve no condemnation.


...Actually, they just wanted the money.
I highly doubt that Daryan gave two shits about the Head Justice's son or anyone else with the disease. And how does he not deserve to be condemned? He killed a man. For a cocoon. For money.
Maybe Machi was sympathetic, but even if he was, the driving force behind his help in the smuggling was the fact that he needed cash.
Sure, they may have "risked their lives defying an unjust law," but it's not like they're martyrs for it. They did it for selfish reasons, not for the greater good of helping to wipe out an incurable disease.
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In their defense, I'm sure that they would want to keep their image of being a peaceful and pleasant country by not taking any chances with the cocoon being turned into a poison.

Though it is pretty stupid to not let other countries have it, I mean, we allow Marijuana for medical reason, why not Borginian cocoons? :edgeworth:
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I think it's hard to say exactly what each of them intended to do with the money. I think at least a small part of Daryan wanted to save the kid's life, but that wasn't his main driving force behind needing money. A friend and I theorized that Daryan seems like the sort of man who's had a tough younger life, one in which he lived from paycheck to paycheck prior to being a part of the Gavinners, so having so much extra money would be... well, it'd feel great. That, and another theory I saw is that he wanted some "assurance" in case the band ever split up.

Machi is the interesting one, though. There's a theory that he did it for Lamiroir's eyesight operation, but I disagree with it. I can't say for sure what he wanted the money for, but I think it was something selfish. Something that would largely benefit him alone.

I agree that Borginia is a... perhaps corrupt country, though. If not corrupt, so strictly run that the common people suffer as a result. I imagine that it's had some civil unrest in the past.

...And this post was full of rambling. Sorry! :payne:
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Machi Tobaye and Daryan Crescend both risked their lives defying an unjust law in order to bring life to those afflicted by a horrible disease. They deserve no condemnation.


...Actually, they just wanted the money.
I highly doubt that Daryan gave two shits about the Head Justice's son or anyone else with the disease. And how does he not deserve to be condemned? He killed a man. For a cocoon. For money.
Maybe Machi was sympathetic, but even if he was, the driving force behind his help in the smuggling was the fact that he needed cash.


Let's say Adolf Hitler wants you to die. He sends his SS Agent Heinrich to peoples' attics to see if you are hiding in them.

A German couple, lets call them Franz and Hilda von German, offers to hide you in their attic for a steep, yet affordable fee. They will be killed if discovered. Can you honestly say these people are undertaking such a risk solely for the money?

The Borginian Government is Hitler. Romein is Agent Heinrich. Machi is Franz von German. Daryan is Hilda von German.

See things through the eyes of an Incuritis sufferer. If Hilda von German killed Agent Heinrich when he discovered you hiding in her attic, would you blame her? Or would you consider Agent Heinrich's death to be justified?


I may have overstated my case concerning Daryan's innocence, he was motivated at least partially by desire of money, but I find him morally superior to the despicable goon that is Romein LeTouse, and even LeTouse is merely a pawn of the corrupt, even evil, Borginian government.

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Sure, they may have "risked their lives defying an unjust law," but it's not like they're martyrs for it. They did it for selfish reasons, not for the greater good of helping to wipe out an incurable disease.


That brings me to the worst point of this whole sorry mess. It isn't an incurable disease in the least! The cure has already been tested, developed, and proven, but Borginia keeps it under lock and key for the flimsiest of reasons, leaving non-Borginians who have contracted the disease to die a slow and unnecessary death.
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Easy solution. Just settle this the American way. Claim they're terrorists, invade their country, and start a war that will benefit America in some way. Problem solved.
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Why can't they just go to Borginia and get cured there?

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Why can't they just go to Borginia and get cured there?

PROBLEM TRULY SOLVED.


Sadly, we don't know enough about Borginia's laws or Incuritis itself to determine whether this is a feasible solution.

It's possible that Borginia has strict policies about who can be let in or out of the country, much like a few of the worse police states in the past century.

It's also possible that Incuritis ravages the victim's body enough that travel to a foreign country would put too much of a strain on the victim and would worsen his or her chances of survival.
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Possibly the cure for Incuritis, since it is still made from the cocoon can also be turned into a deadly poison.

In fact maybe the cure is but one stage of the formula's evolution and it can easily be combined with something simple to make a poison or even if the dosage is used wrongly it acts as a poison.

Also the Aryan's comment is offensive. Those features were just genetic just another countries features, it's the Nazi's that had the ideals not necessarily all 'Aryans'.
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I'm aware of that; it was a joke. It wasn't my intention to offend anyone with it. If I offended anyone with it, I'm sincerely sorry...

As for the cocoon... if you really wanted to get into it, it's possible that the cure and poison are derived from the same chemical. There are a lot of chemicals in nature that are beneficial in one form, but harmful in another (enantiomers of the same compound). They follow the same chemical processes for the most part, but if one part of the compound is "mirrored" it can completely change what the chemical will do to the body. I think that the "active" chemical in the Borginian cocoon is like this: one form of the chemical is a life-saving medication while its other form is a lethal poison. (There was actually an issue with this in the USA with a sedative given to pregnant women to deal with pain, but it turned out that this sedative's enantiomer was an extremely dangerous chemical that caused birth defects.)


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Let's say Adolf Hitler wants you to die. He sends his SS Agent Heinrich to peoples' attics to see if you are hiding in them.

A German couple, lets call them Franz and Hilda von German, offers to hide you in their attic for a steep, yet affordable fee. They will be killed if discovered. Can you honestly say these people are undertaking such a risk solely for the money?

The Borginian Government is Hitler. Romein is Agent Heinrich. Machi is Franz von German. Daryan is Hilda von German.

See things through the eyes of an Incuritis sufferer. If Hilda von German killed Agent Heinrich when he discovered you hiding in her attic, would you blame her? Or would you consider Agent Heinrich's death to be justified?


Seriously....

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Let's say Adolf Hitler wants you to die. He sends his SS Agent Heinrich to peoples' attics to see if you are hiding in them.

A German couple, lets call them Franz and Hilda von German, offers to hide you in their attic for a steep, yet affordable fee. They will be killed if discovered. Can you honestly say these people are undertaking such a risk solely for the money?

The Borginian Government is Hitler. Romein is Agent Heinrich. Machi is Franz von German. Daryan is Hilda von German.

See things through the eyes of an Incuritis sufferer. If Hilda von German killed Agent Heinrich when he discovered you hiding in her attic, would you blame her? Or would you consider Agent Heinrich's death to be justified?


Seriously....

Godwin's law strikes again.


I'd hoped that making Daryan be the metaphorical German housewife would indicate that I was not being super-serious, but I guess I didn't make it clear enough.
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I think the thread title should be "The whole world SUCKS and are FASCIST ASSHATS". After all, Interpol is after cocoon smugglers too.

Though, I agree. The law is asinine. There are a bunch of other, perhaps more lethal poisons (such as atroquinine) that people are able to get their hands on. My point is that don't blame Borginia, blame everyone. Because the whole world is at fault. Interpol is no different than the other AA police; they are dumber than horseshoes.
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Borginia doesn't suck :larry: (biased opinnion because I live in North-Europe and think Borginia as Finland)

Also, we learn in AAI that it's a popular tourist place, so it's not that bad, huh?

Lastly, blame the government, not the people!

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Iban wrote:
Also, we learn in AAI that it's a popular tourist place, so it's not that bad, huh?


Thing is, though, some countries with a big tourism industry may still be very poor or badly-run outside of their resort areas. I was in Jamaica last fall, and while the resort parts of the island are gorgeous the rest of the country is very, very poor. People practically live in shanty towns and concrete buildings with no walls, and the murder rate is one of the highest in the world.

I'm not trying to be nitpicky, though! Borginia may still be a decent country outside of some of its laws. And I agree, it's the government and not the people. If the government really is that bad, it's the Borginian people who are suffering from it the most. :/ I doubt it's as bad as, say, North Korea, but their government does seem too strict in some regards.

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Also, we learn in AAI that it's a popular tourist place, so it's not that bad, huh?


Thing is, though, some countries with a big tourism industry may still be very poor or badly-run outside of their resort areas. I was in Jamaica last fall, and while the resort parts of the island are gorgeous the rest of the country is very, very poor. People practically live in shanty towns and concrete buildings with no walls, and the murder rate is one of the highest in the world.



Well, North Europe is not North Korea and all the three states I count in North Europe (Finland, Sweden and Norway) are wellfare-states. No shantytowns.
Although this is purely theorizing and comparing Borginia with Finland.

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Also, we learn in AAI that it's a popular tourist place, so it's not that bad, huh?


Thing is, though, some countries with a big tourism industry may still be very poor or badly-run outside of their resort areas. I was in Jamaica last fall, and while the resort parts of the island are gorgeous the rest of the country is very, very poor. People practically live in shanty towns and concrete buildings with no walls, and the murder rate is one of the highest in the world.



Well, North Europe is not North Korea and all the three states I count in North Europe (Finland, Sweden and Norway) are wellfare-states. No shantytowns.
Although this is purely theorizing and comparing Borginia with Finland.

Also, yes, I am LordIban on YouTube (as you may have seen from my signature, too!)


Actually, I remembered something from AAI. Edgeworth mentioned that Borginia is 9 hours away from the part of the USA that the plane was traveling to, and if you see the English version of AAI as taking place in Los Angeles (which I think is where it was theorized to take place in the English version)... I looked up a time zone map, and the 9-hour difference would place Borginia somewhere close to Sweden and Norway. Hmm! You'd definitely know more about me on this subject, though, seeing that you're from that part of the world. XD I just used North Korea as an example of a very strictly-run country.
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I'd hoped that making Daryan be the metaphorical German housewife would indicate that I was not being super-serious, but I guess I didn't make it clear enough.


He doesn't need your metaphors. Daryan is ALREADY a German housewife!


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Machi Tobaye and Daryan Crescend both risked their lives defying an unjust law in order to bring life to those afflicted by a horrible disease. They deserve no condemnation.

Death to the Republic of Borginia.


So ... you're insinuating that because two people killed someone for a good cause, they shouldn't be convicted for murder? Instead, the Borginian republic should take the blow?

This good cause also happens to be a motive for murder.

How do you know that the other governments had attempted to make a deal for the cocoons?

Surely, in a hypothetical situation, a Archduke Franz Ferdinand scenario would occur? It could turn out like the First World War.

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This is a hilarious and awesome topic.

Truly Daryan Crescend is a true hero of the people. Knowing that he could not hope to fight against the whole corrupt system at once, he hoped to at least be able to do some small thing to help. "Just one life..." he thought every night as he laid in bed (on his back of course - there would be no room for the pompadour otherwise) "If I can save just one life... it will be worth it." Romein LeTouse's death was not murder. It was revolution. Down with the fascist Borginian government! We are a free people, and we can accept the responsibility of our nation's cocoons! No more hoarding of this precious resource! Arise, people of Borginia! Follow the brave example of these two heroes who dared to dream.... of change.

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Of course, the secret ingredient in Borginian cocoons is
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OP brings up an interesting point. Up until I saw this thread I was always under the impression that Daryan had agreed to take part in the smuggling just for the money (which is kind of weird considering his status), but I suppose there's that possibility that he did it to genuinely help someone out. Thank you for the insight. :3

Although he could have always done it to have the Chief Justice (or whoever the high-ranking official was, I forget) wrapped around his little finger too... Hmm...
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I reaaly hate it when people come up with off the wall theories just to make the characters they like not look like murdering assholes. (Or Attempted murdering assholes, in the case of Zakky G).

But then again, I'm one of those people you could rightfully accuse of being too eager to fire the canon cannon at people, so there we go.
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Psst, Gerk, this topic is really old.

Although it was a pretty good one.
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Wait, did a mod just necro?

I would lock this thread, but I really like it, so I'll let people liven it up. Come on, you know you want to.
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While my post may have seemed like banter, it did highlight my opinions about theories like this, and so arguably was revived with relevancy. Otherwise we'd have a kabillion topics about the same thing. Also, as you may notice the power to lock is given to the mods; a group which I belong to. So long as I follow the rules set by the forum, I really can't be questioned over this sort of thing. :)
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Though the OP has a point. Borginia is a dick.
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i like this topic.
and i have to agree with what the op said. i wouldn't have said it in quite the same way myself (yes, i do realise that you probably weren't being completely serious), but pretty much, yeah.
also, daryan and machi are two of my favourite characters, which kind of helps.
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I feel like bumping the greatest topic of all time to point out something that has yet to be thoroughly examined: Zinc LaBlanc. Merely a greedy art dealer or... corrupt Borginian official engaging in underhanded trading!? Was Cammy Meele truly a vicious smuggler... or was she a FREEDOM fighter, trying to liberate a country's national treasures from the vile government who would sell them to achieve its own ends.

YOU be the judge!
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This is actually a very interesting topic! I'm glad it wasn't locked.

I always thought that the Borginian cocoons was a euphemism for either cocaine or marijuana (but mostly marijuana because it has the healing properties cocaine doesn't have.) Was more of a Cohdohpia fan, anyway. The Borginians in the game seem like real jerks (except for Machi.)
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When did you start reading my mind? I started thinking about this the other day...
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Calling it now:

A Borginian official will be one of GS5's victims, and his/her killer will be revealed as the Chief Justice, who blamed his/her strict policies for withholding the treatment that could've saved his son's life.
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