Hey, Minuki.
Yeah?
How old are you?
15. Why?
If you're really Phoenix's daughter, then scientifically speaking, birth had to occur while he was 18, meaning that it would have been during school or college. On top of that he somehow kept you a secret for all these years, from , from , , , , the list goes on. Were you kept in a box or something?
But...
Geez- you must really be a magician to not appear at all during Phoenix's college years and his law career.
appears.
Ma'am, she's not actually Phoenix Wright's child. He just picked her up from a failed case and adopted her.
Wait a minute- he's not a lawyer anymore?

:garyuu: : Dum de dum... say, isn't that new Pokémon game coming out soon? I should look up some info on it...

*hops on net*

GameFAQs seems a good place to start... message board? Well, I may as well take a look...

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Hitokiri Wins

*traumatized*

Ahh...what's wrong, you two?

Yeah, Odoroki-nii! Why are you so scared?!

...Kiri-nii-san...he...he...

Minuki-chan! My mind has been scarred! IT'S TERRIBLE!!! *sobs*

Er, I know it was bad, but...well...

What?!

Come on now. It wasn't THAT bad.

BLASPHEMY!!! YOU WERE CLEARLY SPACED OUT!

HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT, NARUHOBO-SAN?! HE LOOKED LIKE HE WAS HAVING A @#$%ING SEIZURE!

MY HEART! IT HAS BURNED OUT WITH FEAR! WRRRRRRRRYYYY?!!

Oh dear! *gaspeth* Was it really that bad?!

Feh, they're just a bunch of wussies, Minuki-chan! I've had to suffer much worse breakdowns from the guilty before! Can't be that bad?


B-bu-but - !

I'm telling you, NONE OF THOSE (especially Chi-chan's...) can compare to Kirihito -

RAAAAAAAAWRHIUATRGJUYEHAJDGFHAFSBGKJSAWAKJRTDYKHGDATSGJGAVSJKAMEHAMEHAFDAFHDHAGDKJ!!!!!1!!11!oneone!1!!1 *passes out from stress*

*screams like a little girl and faints*

*clutching Kyouya and Odoroki's arms tightly* I want my mommy...;_;

Scared me too- when I first played the demo I never thought that would be guilty of anything.

i thought that he would be my most loved guy....but now thats not going to happen*wonders who I will like the most now*

That was the best freak-out I ever saw... how will it be in the others cases?

And, now for something completely different!

Minuki-chan, I am your father!
Nooooooooo.. wait, I think that's good!
Now somebody have to explain what the *beep* is happening here!!

O_O Garyuu-sensei, just calm down... Take a deep breath...
GRAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! FREAKING COMPUTER!!
*to Kyouya* Was he always this tempermental?
Yup...
Must have been hard growing up with him...
...

*FLASHBACK: Garyuu brothers, playing Guitar Hero*
Chibi ... You broke my high score...
Chibi ^^ YAAY! New high score!
Chibi ... GRAAAHHH!! *smashes guitar game controller thingy*
Chibi ... Older brother...*pulls above breakdown, only ten times scarier (if possible)* DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG I SAVED UP FOR THAT?!
Chibi o_o
*end of flashback*

... You learn how to deal with it.

I don't wanna face the brothers in court if they act like that...but I must place GS4(or whatever the hell they call it)

Of Japanese Name Puns and Capcom References

*is focusing very, VERY hard on a toaster. People, this is srus busnezz. Srusly.*

*jumps in front of him* ODOROKIIIIII!!!

GACK! *flinches*

[Toaster pops out bread]

It's true. You can't catch toast popping out unless you avert your eyes.

YOU...YOU...you actually used my name!

...huh?

OMFG THANK YOU, KYOUYA! Finally! No Odeko-kun, no Daijoubu-kun, no stupid nickname, no insult, just a cheery Odoroki! ^^

...Oh! Er, yeah...

Yeah!

So anyway, Odeko-ku -

Wait a minute! What happened to Odoroki...?

I like Odeko-kun better.

But I don't WANT to be called Odeko-kun! My name is NOT Odeko, dammit, it's Odoroki! HOUSUKE ODOROKI.

ABUHGSD - Ho who's uke?!

(Oh, God, I'd rather be called forehead all my life than THAT.)

Hehe, that's a seriously funny na -

DON'T CALL ME ODEKO-KUN!

Alright then.

Thank you.

How about -

Not Daijoubu-kun either.

Dammit. Hmm...



How about if I call you...Usagi-kun?

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

Well, it works. I mean, look at these. *twangs one of Odoroki's bangs* They clearly look like bunny ears!



THEY DO NOT!!!

Aww, Usagi-kun's angry! Should I get you a carrot?

You already have.

...excuse me?!

I'm not the only one with an interesting hairstyle...

Oh. Wait. WHAT?! Are you saying my hair looks like...A CARROT?!!

I didn't say anything!

HOW DARE YOU COMPARE MY HAIR TO A CARROT!

HOW DARE YOU COMPARE MY HAIR TO BUNNY EARS!

Well, I think you'd like it better than Cutman, wouldn't you!

TAKE THAT BACK!

DANANANANANANANA CUTMAAAAAAN! DANANANANANANANA CUTMAAA -

*punches Kyouya*

YOU...YOU IRRITATING DORKY LITTLE RODENT! *grabs Odoroki's shirt and yanks it down to the ground*

DAMN VEGGIE! *yanks Kyouya's foot and makes him fall*

Fistfight Commences

Hey, what the - WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!!

SO I'M CUTMAN, EH?!! WHY DON'T I JUST CUT OFF YOUR CARROT?!!

(WHOAHOAH. Okay, maybe I don't want to know...)

COCHROACH!

UNICORN BOY!

SCISSOR-HEAD!

DRILL-SKULL!

SHOMA RIP-OFF!

DANTE WANNABE!

APOLLO JUSTICE!

CHIBI-KIRIHITO!!!

*freezes*

...Kyouya...?

...*walks away*

*sits up in confusion* What was THAT all about...?

(I believe you have hurt Chibi-Kirihito's feelings, Apollo.)

I can't believe - he - I mean...*guilty sigh* Maybe I hurt his feelings...Naruhodou-san. Think I should apologize to him now?

*comes back charging at Odoroki waving a guitar around* CALL ME CHIBI-KIRIHITO WILL YA, YOU LITTLE - !



ABSOLUTELY IF YOU WANT TO LIVE. NOW CUE MY PART.

AND WHAT'S YOUR PART NOW?!

This is the part where I run away. *flees*

*pops in out of nowhere* HOW DARE YOU COMPARE ME TO THAT LITTLE INCONCEIVABLE BRAT OF A BROTHER!

...

Well, at least I'm not calling you a super saiyan on PMS.

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Here we go again. *runs other way*

I'll Take You!

Man...sometimes, I wonder what heaven is like...

I can take you there.

...WHAT?!!

I said, I'll take you...*bishie smile and sparklies*

...*stutters* Uh - er, Ky-Kyouya-san. No of-offense, but I'm not really sure we should, er...I mean, I'm still trying to get over Kirihito-sa - I MEAN, I - THIS ISN'T GONNA WORK!

Dude. What are you talking about?

I don't think I'm ready for a relationship with you yet! I - I'm sorry, but -



I AM STRICTLY BOOBLY PLZNTHNXJOO.

OH, COME ON NOW! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I WANT TO BANG ON YOU, YOU LITTLE UKE SQUIRT?!!

(...y'know, honestly, this would've been a time I would've preferred "Odeko-kun" to being called an uke squirt...)

WELL?!!

OH, PLEASE! YOU WERE SO HITTING ON ME! WE CAN START CUING THE "If I Was Gay" SONG RIGHT ABOUT NOW WITH BAD LUCK PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND!

HOW?!!

You said "I'll take you to heaven" and gave me this creepy looking bishie smile with bishie sparklies reminiscent to that BL game I pla - that Minuki played! I mean...weren't you coming on to me...?!

Absolutely not! You need to get your mind out of the gutter, Odeko-kun. I ain't strictly dickly, and I most certainly don't leap out at unecessary times screaming BUTTSECKS at the top of my lungs. 'Sides, I like my ladies.

Phew! Case closed there!

...I wasn't lying when I said I'll take you to heaven, though. *same creepy smile*

...you...you're not?

Nope.

*flushes* Well, I -

Then again, MAYBE I'LL JUST SEE YOU IN HELL, YOU PARANOID BITCH. *pulls out guitar*

*random chase scene*

(That cloaked woman from case 4-3 walks up to Odoroki and Minuki one day)
(woman) :Odoroki-kun, Minuki-chan, I am your mother!
and Noooooooooooooooooo...way! We're related to somebody famous!
(woman) :But my contract says that the two of you have to learn to speak in hieroglyphics like I did. So lessons start now.
- like this? (insert random hieroglyphics here)
(woman) : (gets a look in her face)
(The next day at Wright and co. Whatever offices)
(woman) : How DARE you teach my children trash in a language you don't understand!
What do you mean- that kid that follows you around all the time says that (the same hieroglyphics Odoroki said) is how you greet people!
(woman) :If you really knew what you just said you'd never look at cucumbers the same way again.


I do believe some alone time is in order here (even though I never actually appear in this game).

Serenading Stupidity

Well, I've been humiliated enough by Kyouya so far, but this draws a line.

Ha, that's a laugh. With Kyouya, I'm pretty sure he still has more ways of humiliating you, Ho Who's Uke.

You are not going to let me live down that name, are you?

Absolutely not, Ho Who's Uke.

Ugh. Well, he's given up on taunting and teasing me. Now, he's come up with another way to humiliate me.

Which is?

Well, let's just say even though he's gonna have to make a few sacrifices on his dignity as a sophisticated rock star to do it, he's good at it...

...

Yes.

Oh, hell no. Are you saying that now he's -

*out of nowhere* IT'S ALL RIGHT! DAIJOUBU, DAIJOUBU, DAIJOUBU KISEKI DATTE OKUSERU!

...oh how I pity you, Mr. Fine, the miraculous child bending over.

HEY, THAT ISN'T WHAT THAT MEANS AND YOU KNOW IT!

HERE WE GO! IKUO YO, IKUO YO, IKUO YO...

Brushel: "A Revival of Recollection," end quote! "A Story's Survival," end quote!"
Apollo: "Attorney Utterly Confused," end quote..."
Brushel: "The "Antidote For Poisonous Contradiction," end quote, you might say."
Apollo: "Or "I Still Have No Idea What You're Talking About," end quote, I might say."
Judge: "Stamp Is Ticket To Afterlife," end quote!"
Trucy: "Uh oh. Looks like the witness is a bad influence on our judge..."

Well, Trucy, your dad has vanished and is a wanted man. All your relatives are dead. This has all happened in only two weeks. Wanna live with me?
Sure, Mr. Wright!
You know, you can call me Phoenix. Again, your real father has only vanished a couple of weeks ago and no one even knows if he's alive or not. So, wanna call me Daddy?
Sure thing, Daddy!

Judge: "Hmm...What say you, Gavin?"
Kristoph: "Ah, yes...What was your name again? Apollo Justice?"
Apollo: "...Your point?"
Kristoph: "I was thinking you should have changed it to "Forgery." ...It suits you far, far better."
Trucy: "Forgery Justice...? That's no so bad!"
Apollo: "(In other words...wrong evidence.)"
Judge: "Most unfortunate. Might I suggest changing it to "Penalty Justice"?"
Klavier: "Way to go, Herr Pen!"
Apollo: "(Great, a new nickname already.)"