He's secretly a street brawler who uses his impeccable painted nails to fool people into thinking he's an easy target, then he pounds them into the dirt with his fists and drills 'em with his drill hair.

He's secretly a street brawler who uses his impeccable painted nails to fool people into thinking he's an easy target, then he pounds them into the dirt with his fists and drills 'em with his drill hair.

I loved this guy for almost the entire game. Did anyone else go SHIT when Ema pretends to be him and he shows up for a second in the third case? Cause I did. Got my heart rate up in any case.

The thing that pissed me off though...

After a pause, Klavier nodded. "Well, I was watching this show once, and it said that some people do better in the nude than they would wearing clothes." He smiled, shrugging. "So, I thought I'd give it a shot, but with cooking!" He chucked, toying with the end of his drill-shaped hair. "And I don't know if I'd be out of the houser per say, but I wouldn't ant to cut in on your Alone Time with the lucky lady." He was teasing Krissi playfully, reaching over to pat his older brother on the head "And, c'mon, who doesn't love a contest? I've cotton pretty good at belching." He grinned triumphantly at this, brown eyes gleamed. "All in good fun, ja?"

((I'm split. My inner author wants to make keep making highbrow jokes. But my inner snowboarder wants me to turn this into something else....))

Kristoph laughed. "Pretty good at belching? Do you practice?" As he talked, he tried to look serious, but his smile betrayed him. He suddenly thought of something that would shock his brother like nothing else. He put down the paper.

"Klavier." Krissi began. "pull my finger."

((I feel shame crossed with hilarity.))

Kristoph von Gavin is Stylin' and Profilin'!

....

but Damon von Gant is dumber.

Fixed.

Fixed times two.

.... He is still scary in my opinion

Thread needs to be rerailed now. Back to the topic of Kris.

...Oh crap, I ran out of things to say.

...Depends what you mean. If you think he spends more time on the....... unicorn hair piece...

"Unicorn hair" can happen naturally. Anyhow, I'd say... 45 minutes to an hour.

Sorry for the Double Post but I forgot about this:


Gotta love Kristoph's expression.

Gant's gonna get whacked. Literally.

He's going to get struck by (Dare I say it?) a smooth criminal.

Dude. You killed a perfectly good movie pic.

A blank look crossed Klavier's face before he cracked up, throwing his head back. "Dude!" he cried despite his laughter- Lucky for him, he wasn't choking-"That was ingenious!" He wiped away a tear, still snickering. He held his nose as he spoke. "Ja, ja, you've got me there, Krissi! But- can you do this?"
The young prosecutor prepared himself by unpinching his nose and taking it away from it's salvation. Even though the killer stench of the air was enough to ruin any body's appetite-let alone keep them from taking a deep inhale of breath, Klavier proceeded to do so. He pushed the air to the pit of his stomach and, with one last smirk at his older brother, pulled his head back.

And belched, that lovely scent of eaten blueberry muffin spilling out of his mouth and into the air, blending in with the scent of Kristoph's fart. The burp rang loud in the home, making any listener truly wonder who it was who had the 'Chords of Steel'. The German man finished up and looked at his brother with a smirk, raising his eyebrows confidently as he said his famous line: "Achtung, baby."

I am dying from too much laughter.

I better shut up now.