Mistress Game Master
Gender: Female
Location: Glasgow, with My BFFL Adam Smith
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:29 am
Posts: 1798
emotion and my avatar move their heads at the same time.
A fad in a castle
Gender: Female
Location: The Gavelshroom Kingdom
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emotion and my avatar move their heads at the same time.
Mistress Game Master
Gender: Female
Location: Glasgow, with My BFFL Adam Smith
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:29 am
Posts: 1798

A fad in a castle
Gender: Female
Location: The Gavelshroom Kingdom
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed May 30, 2007 9:55 pm
Posts: 3503
The Law is just a Game...
Gender: Male
Location: Manhattan, New York
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A fad in a castle
Gender: Female
Location: The Gavelshroom Kingdom
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed May 30, 2007 9:55 pm
Posts: 3503
Is this blood on my 'steak'?
No, that's ketchup. Honest.
What about this thing that looks like a toe?
That's just a hash brown that happens to look like one.
Now enough talking, eat up!
Mistress Game Master
Gender: Female
Location: Glasgow, with My BFFL Adam Smith
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:29 am
Posts: 1798

The Law is just a Game...
Gender: Male
Location: Manhattan, New York
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Sun Dec 30, 2007 2:20 am
Posts: 6053
Uncle Krissi?
Yes?
Why does the turkey have glasses?
.......
Oh, it's just harmless decoration.
*pauses*
Where did you get this turkey?
Oh....*evil smile* It's from a friend....
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♪ YOUR AFFECTION~! YOUR AFFECTION~! ♪
Gender: Female
Location: San Diego, California
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A fad in a castle
Gender: Female
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Rank: Ace Attorney
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Posts: 3503
Yes?
Why does the turkey have glasses?
.......
Oh, it's just harmless decoration.
*pauses*
Where did you get this turkey?
Oh....*evil smile* It's from a friend....
Mistress Game Master
Gender: Female
Location: Glasgow, with My BFFL Adam Smith
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:29 am
Posts: 1798
Yes?
Why does the turkey have glasses?
.......
Oh, it's just harmless decoration.
*pauses*
Where did you get this turkey?
Oh....*evil smile* It's from a friend....
: What? *Looks around* ...Seconds?
Gosh, I'd like to help you, Kristoph, but uh, I've got to go out in the hall and chew on the back of my ass for about five minutes.

The Law is just a Game...
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*in hole in basement* Why are you doing this?!?!
IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!!!
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♪ YOUR AFFECTION~! YOUR AFFECTION~! ♪
Gender: Female
Location: San Diego, California
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*in hole in basement* Why are you doing this?!?!
IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!!!
A fad in a castle
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Dinner was perfect.
....Who am I going to cook up next time? There was only one Gant in this world.....
It's official, you're a cannibal.
Am not.
Yes you are!
The Law is just a Game...
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So.... dinner was nice a few nights ago. Good job, cowpoke.
Yes..... quite good.
Uh, you okay, Kris?
You know....
......
A police chief once tried to test me....I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.....
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A fad in a castle
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Rank: Ace Attorney
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♪ YOUR AFFECTION~! YOUR AFFECTION~! ♪
Gender: Female
Location: San Diego, California
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Mistress Game Master
Gender: Female
Location: Glasgow, with My BFFL Adam Smith
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: *Runs in* OH MY GOD, PAL, THEY KILLED
: Those bastards.

The Law is just a Game...
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Look, Polly!! A toenail!!
*spits out food*
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: Those bastards.
Y'know. If there's hair and fingernails in our food, we'll probably be seeing cockroaches next.
Okay, that's it. I'm leaving.
♪ YOUR AFFECTION~! YOUR AFFECTION~! ♪
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Look, Polly!! A toenail!!
*spits out food*
The Law is just a Game...
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and
: *hiding in gant's office* I ...I think we lost him....
and
:AHHHHH!!!!!!!!1
*pokes head in* HERE'S KRISSI!!!!
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♪ YOUR AFFECTION~! YOUR AFFECTION~! ♪
Gender: Female
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and
: *hiding in gant's office* I ...I think we lost him....
and
:AHHHHH!!!!!!!!1
*pokes head in* HERE'S KRISSI!!!!
Mistress Game Master
Gender: Female
Location: Glasgow, with My BFFL Adam Smith
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:29 am
Posts: 1798
and
: *hiding in gant's office* I ...I think we lost him....
and
:AHHHHH!!!!!!!!1
*pokes head in* HERE'S KRISSI!!!!
and
...Oh, shit.
I can guarantee the closest shave you'll ever know...

Story writer and music lover.
Gender: Male
Location: Maryland
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Look, Polly!! A toenail!!
*spits out food*
A fad in a castle
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Well shit, looks like I'm about to die.
That's what you get when you sing the 'Goofy Goober Song'.
The Law is just a Game...
Gender: Male
Location: Manhattan, New York
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Sun Dec 30, 2007 2:20 am
Posts: 6053
and
: *hiding in gant's office* I ...I think we lost him....
and
:AHHHHH!!!!!!!!1
*pokes head in* HERE'S KRISSI!!!!
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Mistress Game Master
Gender: Female
Location: Glasgow, with My BFFL Adam Smith
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:29 am
Posts: 1798
: I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt!
: ...Uncle Krissi?
: *Still dancing* Yes, Trucy?
: ...Is that a pair of HANDS in your jar?
: Why...yes. ...So what?
: ...Well, Uncle Krissi...Why are they clapping?!
...Kristoph...? What are you doing with that axe...?
*Fifteen minutes later, whilst cleaning off the blood, Kristoph speaks to the axe* ...This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship...

The Law is just a Game...
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Wow, nice place!!!
Yes, a rather opulent mansion.
*walks in holding rifle* Yes...welcome to my cozy little home...
Why the big backyard?
Yeah...all the trees.
It's....a nature perserve....
Do you hunt?
Yes...I hunt the deadliest game of all......*bolts rifle* MAN!!!!
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A fad in a castle
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Chief Krissi, what shall we do to this horrid intruder?
....
*Looks over Damon Gant*
*Glances at Gant's croch* Ugh.....
.... (This is weird..)
Snip-snip. Eunich.
Mistress Game Master
Gender: Female
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Rank: Ace Attorney
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: Hey, Herr Hobo, let's go check out the shit in Kristoph's fridge!
: Great plan!
[opens the lid] What is this?
: What is this?
: Smells like piss.
: [sniffs] Smells like, eww!
: Looks like piss.
and
[unison] I wouldn't touch it if I was you, dear.

♪ YOUR AFFECTION~! YOUR AFFECTION~! ♪
Gender: Female
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The Law is just a Game...
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,
,
and
kill each other.
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Mistress Game Master
Gender: Female
Location: Glasgow, with My BFFL Adam Smith
Rank: Ace Attorney
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I can't play
I'm sick.
Boo, you whore.

The Law is just a Game...
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as a vampire or something.
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A fad in a castle
Gender: Female
Location: The Gavelshroom Kingdom
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed May 30, 2007 9:55 pm
Posts: 3503
as a vampire or something.
Mistress Game Master
Gender: Female
Location: Glasgow, with My BFFL Adam Smith
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:29 am
Posts: 1798
as a vampire or something.

The Law is just a Game...
Gender: Male
Location: Manhattan, New York
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Sun Dec 30, 2007 2:20 am
Posts: 6053
as a vampire or something.
sig by Rhia
♪ YOUR AFFECTION~! YOUR AFFECTION~! ♪
Gender: Female
Location: San Diego, California
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Dec 26, 2007 5:01 am
Posts: 1963

,
,
and
kill each other.
The Law is just a Game...
Gender: Male
Location: Manhattan, New York
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Sun Dec 30, 2007 2:20 am
Posts: 6053
sig by Rhia