Powers Fan
Gender: None specified
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I've learned that it's okay if the Prosecution unknowingly submits false evidence-they won't get punished for it. The Defense, however, will, even if they are clearly not at fault.
And that it's completely possibly for a frail, tiny, blind fourteen-year-old to murder a huge, specially-trained bodyguard, using a high-calibur weapon that would likely severly injure your average adult. Yeah, nothing odd about that.>_>
"You just wish you could talk in Webdings."
Guilty of being an AA addict
Gender: Male
Location: New York City, NY
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:37 pm
Posts: 245
isn't considered Phallic at all by people in the future.
Lives in a box mansion
Gender: Female
Location: Making a blanket fort under the defense bench
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:44 pm
Posts: 1947
A new hero with a heart burning blue
Gender: Male
Location: If i told you that would not be very much fun now would it?
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:08 pm
Posts: 114
Do I have to explain it?
sigh...the suffix '-itis' is ONLY used for a disease in which a part of the body is swelling. (e.g. appendicitis swelling of the appendix, arthritis swelling of the joints0
so if that's the case incuritis is the swelling of the incurableness. personally liked cureless syndrome better.
half way to descisive witness...
Powers Fan
Gender: None specified
Rank: Prosecutor
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Posts: 703
I've learned that the prosecution STILL doesn't like you.
And that it's okay to refuse to use dirty money for you son's operation, even if he could die any minute.
Spriting phailure
Gender: Female
Location: Owensboro KY
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:02 pm
Posts: 936
Your brother and one of your best friends can both go to jail, and you will barely be affected at all.
I have many yaoi OTPs which overlap... And most of which involve the Gavins.
I do write/support yuri and het from time to time though.
Story writer and music lover.
Gender: Male
Location: Maryland
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Sat Oct 06, 2007 4:02 am
Posts: 2353
Writer Awakened need Klavi avatar BADLY!
Gender: Male
Location: In a place where Klavilami, Klavilana, and Sassyhobo run free and Klavier slowdances with Iris
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Sat Jan 26, 2008 1:59 am
Posts: 1520
A fad in a castle
Gender: Female
Location: The Gavelshroom Kingdom
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed May 30, 2007 9:55 pm
Posts: 3503
Powers Fan
Gender: None specified
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2008 2:46 am
Posts: 703
-All Prosecutor's are stars, even if they've never prosecuted a single case, lose all the the cases they prosecute against you, or rely on unethical methods.
-If you are arrested on suspicioun of murder, you are definately innocent.
-If you kill someone and want to quickly dispose of the body, don't check and see if they're really dead, stash them in a noodle cart that your fingerprints will be left on or you will be witnessed wheeling, head for the house of the local gangsters-one of whom you left to die and whose fiancee you believe you just killed. No way will anything go wrong.
Gender: Female
Location: somewhere in La-La Land
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Sun Nov 04, 2007 5:30 am
Posts: 829
- People who twitch are liars.
- Dress code standards are more flexible in the future. Clothes you wear in court are acceptable at rock concerts and vice versa.
- It is not generally frowned upon to leave your child in the custody of your lawyer and disappear for 7 years without child support, and ruining the career of said lawyer in the process.
- The ability of your lawyer can be determined through a card game.
- Judicial figures lack common sense. That's why they need jurists.
Powers Fan
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I've learned to be suspicious of all brooms, as they may contain hidden swords.
Spriting phailure
Gender: Female
Location: Owensboro KY
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:02 pm
Posts: 936
If you carry around a locket of your mom, and you meet someone who looks kinda like her, you will not feel the need to comment on this. At all.
The prosecution will spoon-feed the defense attorney.
Little twitches that happen right after an incident can be considered real habits and are very relevant.
I have many yaoi OTPs which overlap... And most of which involve the Gavins.
I do write/support yuri and het from time to time though.
Gender: Male
Location: England
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Sat Feb 09, 2008 7:03 pm
Posts: 931
Gender: Female
Location: somewhere in La-La Land
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Sun Nov 04, 2007 5:30 am
Posts: 829
I should post more, but I'm lazy.
Gender: Male
Location: British Columbia
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Mon Apr 07, 2008 8:41 pm
Posts: 142
Gender: Female
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Thu Jan 03, 2008 12:17 am
Posts: 176
You can store a giant wooden puppet in a pocket (along with a full sized cape).
A man can be shot in the head without a mess of blood.
Shoe has minions posted everywhere. (cat in meraktis clinic garage)
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*insert cool title here*
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Rank: Desk Jockey
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Posts: 51
Ships:
x 
and 
x 
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Rank: Desk Jockey
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Posts: 122
Or t-shirts. <-- That has probably been mentioned before somewhere on these forums, but I was suddenly reminded of it, so... Ahem. I can't be the only one who wants one of those t-shirts.
Spriting phailure
Gender: Female
Location: Owensboro KY
Rank: Prosecutor
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Posts: 936
That is... epic.
Anyway...
If the prosecutor pulls an air guitar, the defense will get double penalty.
Prison guards are stupid and leave jail cells unlocked, so visitors can trick them and then wander in to look at the prisoner's personal belongings.
The witness making fun of the
I have many yaoi OTPs which overlap... And most of which involve the Gavins.
I do write/support yuri and het from time to time though.
This silt just got real
Gender: Female
Location: Falling off Rainbow Road
Rank: Desk Jockey
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BLARG
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Rank: Suspect
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Posts: 5
Lives in a box mansion
Gender: Female
Location: Making a blanket fort under the defense bench
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Gender: Female
Location: somewhere in La-La Land
Rank: Prosecutor
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Posts: 829
Yup
Gender: Male
Location: In a sphere watching you every action plotting your death or a tea party
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Tue May 01, 2007 9:16 pm
Posts: 330
That stealing panties is okay if you just want to study them
Gender: Male
Location: England
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Sat Feb 09, 2008 7:03 pm
Posts: 931
I've also learned that Apollo is the only character in the whole series capable of hearing the background music.
Rejection!
Gender: Male
Rank: Suspect
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Posts: 11
Monkey Magic!
Gender: Male
Rank: Desk Jockey
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Posts: 78
The Rocking Attorney
Gender: Male
Rank: Medium-in-training
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Oi.
Gender: None specified
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Mon Dec 31, 2007 9:58 pm
Posts: 112
Sweating armpits can repeat themselves, and repeat themselves, and repeat themselves.
why hello there
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Rank: Desk Jockey
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Posts: 113
Gender: Female
Location: somewhere in La-La Land
Rank: Prosecutor
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♪ YOUR AFFECTION~! YOUR AFFECTION~! ♪
Gender: Female
Location: San Diego, California
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Dec 26, 2007 5:01 am
Posts: 1963
I'll think of more later...
BACK, BABY!
Pervert
Gender: Male
Location: Sooner or later, in jail.
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2007 4:36 am
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Mystic Lawyer
Gender: Female
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:51 am
Posts: 250
I've learned that it's okay if the Prosecution unknowingly submits false evidence-they won't get punished for it. The Defense, however, will, even if they are clearly not at fault.
And that it's completely possibly for a frail, tiny, blind fourteen-year-old to murder a huge, specially-trained bodyguard, using a high-calibur weapon that would likely severly injure your average adult. Yeah, nothing odd about that.>_>
and also can drag said man to a lift platform with no one to see him and no given reason too.
Spriting phailure
Gender: Female
Location: Owensboro KY
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:02 pm
Posts: 936
If you magically have someone waiting who can tell that something the defense just now presented is forged, nobody will question the witness's (or your) credibility. Despite the fact that you are way too prepares, especially for your first trial.
Nail polish makes a stylish murder weapon.
Blackmail is totally acceptable to get an interview. Using "End Quote" all the time and generally being obnoxious also is okay.
If your plan fails, be sure to hit your accomplice with a juice bottle and knock her out. That'll teach her.
I have many yaoi OTPs which overlap... And most of which involve the Gavins.
I do write/support yuri and het from time to time though.
Wahoo! ~Klonoa
Gender: Male
Location: Breezegale
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:22 pm
Posts: 524
- Air Guitaring does not make you look awesome, except if your a Gavin.
- If all else fails, pull a Richard Wellington and hit your enemy with something.
It is usually best to admit mistakes when they occur and to seek to restore honor.
WILL YAOI FOR CHAOS EMERALDS.
Gender: Male
Location: England
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Sat Feb 09, 2008 7:03 pm
Posts: 931
Aww, leave Brushel alone! He had a good reason to want that interview, after all (his connection to the case from seven years ago).
I've learned that Borginians who speak English like to pretend they don't for no apparent reason.
I've learned that Kristoph has the power to bend light and make it reflect off his glasses in the most worrying way possible.
I've learned that gangsters, smugglers and forgers are better then they seem.
Powers Fan
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Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2008 2:46 am
Posts: 703
It's the Clark Kent Clause, noob!XD
Actually, Wesley did get in trouble for stealing those panties, remember?
I've learned that great shows like The Steel Samurai never truly die.O_O
Mistress Game Master
Gender: Female
Location: Glasgow, with My BFFL Adam Smith
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:29 am
Posts: 1798
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAA
+100, SH.
Brillo. Utter, utter, brillo.
What I Learned:
1. Not all defense attorneys suck.
2. Wearing a bracelet and pointing it at someone makes time slow down and cool music play.
3. People still send LETTERS in the future.
4. Global warming will NOT have killed the planet
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