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Wow, this topic got pretty crazy...
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Chloebabes wrote:
We dated in August 2007 and he dumped me in 2008. He's in Florida now. We just got back with each other a few days ago. I had some pictures of him, but got rid of them out of outrage. I lost the picture of him I had in my locket. The man knows what he wants, and he won't stop until he gets it.
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Like recently on MSN he's like can I see you naked today and I always say no because I don't want to. He's pretty annoying about it. I'd love to get back to the old times were we could just chill out and talk.


Here he is.


Dump him.

He just wants to jerk off.
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loobywright wrote:
Tell him to stop fucking hounding you or else you'll rip his cock off.


More sage advice from looby herself.

It might be just me, but this guy really seems like the type to stalk. o_o
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Femme Fatale wrote:

Dump him.

He just wants to jerk off.

Kinda . . .hard words
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I think the authenticity of Femme's words should be more important than the severity.
That being said, we don't really know much about the guy, so our opinion doesn't really matter that much. All we really know about him is one thing, two things if you consider his looks, so it'd be premature to judge him.
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I'm the one who's supposed to say that!

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Well...

There's this girl I like, Olivia. There's this friend-o'-mine, Ben. Ben recently got dumped by Rebecca and Olivia likes Ben, who I guess is going with it for the hell of it. (He always does...) Well, ironically enough, I hooked them up.

And Jose officiated... Reading from a chip bag.
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to bind this couple in unholy matrimony. Do you, Ben, take... Olivia to be your lawfully wedded... girlfriend?"

And since then, I've been kicking myself.

In a related note, this Ben, who is 16, dated previously, my 13-year-old sister, in August. Needless to say it's been real awkward between Ben and I since then.
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Coffee Prosecutor wrote:
Femme Fatale wrote:

Dump him.

He just wants to jerk off.

Kinda . . .hard words

Maybe, but I agree with them. =\
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Thanks for the advice gaiz. I think i'll try to get over G and concentrate on R. :) A lot of people have been pissed with G so they've been supporting me which is nice. ^^ And some of them are pretty hot guys so...we'll see. ;)
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mainframe004 wrote:
loobywright wrote:
Tell him to stop fucking hounding you or else you'll rip his cock off.


More sage advice from looby herself.


I'm full of little gems like that :3


And I've seen Sara be a lot harsher than on here XD
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Coffee Prosecutor wrote:
Femme Fatale wrote:

Dump him.

He just wants to jerk off.

Kinda . . .hard words

It's true though. :)
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Chloebabes wrote:
Coffee Prosecutor wrote:
Femme Fatale wrote:

Dump him.

He just wants to jerk off.

Kinda . . .hard words

It's true though. :)

Why don´tcha dump him then??
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Coffee Prosecutor wrote:
Why don´tcha dump him then??


You just want her for yourself.

Well back the fuck off mister :chopchop:
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Me and my boyfriend broke up, I tell we decided it together but the truth it I was the one who broke up with him.
And people from school say to me that he looks to depressed, and that he's sad.
I feel so GUILTY. I hate to hurt people, and he looked okay when we broke up... ARGH!
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loobywright wrote:
Coffee Prosecutor wrote:
Why don´tcha dump him then??


You just want her for yourself.

Well back the fuck off mister :chopchop:

why not?She´s pretty!
We get off topic . . .
and I life in Germany and she in GB,so . . .
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loobywright wrote:
mainframe004 wrote:
loobywright wrote:
Tell him to stop fucking hounding you or else you'll rip his cock off.


More sage advice from looby herself.


I'm full of little gems like that :3


And I've seen Sara be a lot harsher than on here XD


lmao i like how I say "dump him" and they're like "WOAH HARSH." Then you say "rip his fucking cock off" and they're all "BRILLIANT!" (Even if it's sarcastic lmao.)

man these guys haven't seen the edgey mafia "iris" thread teehee

Chloe, Dump him because:

- He's hounding you and you said that you guys can't even chill anymore. (He's not keeping his end of the bargain. If he wants to get naked, he needs to talk with you too. It's not like you're his fuckbuddy, you're his girlfriend.

- You can do sooo much better than him. I think Looby's making herself available. ; )
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This is awesome! moar plox!

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Coffee Prosecutor wrote:
why not?She´s pretty!
We get off topic . . .
and I life in Germany and she in GB,so . . .

Pfft, lamer! If you really care 'bout a girl you would cross the world for her!

I agree though, she must dump him. He looks as a real stalktype (as someone mentioned before) to me, no offence!
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A beautiful world indeed.

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Floran wrote:
Coffee Prosecutor wrote:
why not?She´s pretty!
We get off topic . . .
and I life in Germany and she in GB,so . . .

Pfft, lamer! If you really care 'bout a girl you would cross the world for her!


Heck, I can agree with this. I felt that way about someone as well. But a much younger/foolish me. And I doubt anyone wants to hear this story.
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Femme Fatale wrote:
lmao i like how I say "dump him" and they're like "WOAH HARSH." Then you say "rip his fucking cock off" and they're all "BRILLIANT!" (Even if it's sarcastic lmao.)


I laughed at that too LOL


Femme Fatale wrote:
man these guys haven't seen the edgey mafia "iris" thread teehee


LOL it's a good job, there's some fucked up hating on there D= hahahaha


Femme Fatale wrote:
- You can do sooo much better than him. I think Looby's making herself available. ; )


Not just to Chloe :haykitten: everybody line up, I'm gonna booooooone you.
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Young love...So foolishly foolish.
Going across the continent for somebody you don't really know that well si a foolishly foolish action only fooilshly performed by foolishly foolish fools. I wouldn't even change schools for a girl, let alone continents. know Floran was probably joking, but still...
Unless I had known them for a really long time and really loved them, not that stupid puppy love stuff.

And looby, can I go first?
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YAY. Gant them all Loobybabes. =P
My hatred for Edward Cullen is really fucked up. My ex-to-be is not responding to my messages. This other guy I have a crush one is more hotter and respectful anyway. Even though he doesn't like me that way, he's still a sweetheart. <3
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I was gonna say good for you, but then I realized that you took advice from random strangers on the internet...
Creepy.
Anyways,I wonder how many people Looby can gant at one time...
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@ Black Widdow Man I know how you feel, I'd feel pretty guilty about that as well.

How about we all rape Justis or Yaragorm?

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It's not rape if I enjoy it, Chloe.
But I am NOT sharing a bed with YG.
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I wouldn't share a bed with justis, but maybe....
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Black widow? Ha. LOL. ^_^

Now...the only problem with C-R is that it's not...uh...personal. See, you can't usually meet people in real life...that you meet here. I wish, though...it'd make things a whole lot more interesting.

In the meantime, we can simply exchange facebook profiles! :P
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So it would be rape if you two were handcuffed together in bed. :)
Does Taffy wanna join in?
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ABSOLUTELY NOT.

I'm saving myself for a GIRL. A special one at that.
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How would you like it if I handcuffed you, Chloe?
Besides, I'm wearing handcuff-resistant spray.
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Fine by me.

So you're saving yourself for a special girl Taffy? Nice.

I think I'm too ugly for a proper relationship atm. That's why I need makeup. <3
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Well, uh...I haven't met her yet. ^_^. None of the girls at my school show any premise. Maybe I'll fare better at college.
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Mmhmm...You keep telling yourself that.
My favourite line from Mrs. Krabappel is "Most of you will marry for fear of dying alone."
It's probably true.
But enough about harsh realities, I'm in the same boat as you. Nobody really special at my school.
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VeryHappyTaffy wrote:
Well, uh...I haven't met her yet. ^_^. None of the girls at my school show any premise. Maybe I'll fare better at college.

My friend had no luck with guys at school, but once she was at college, she became a hit with them. So you never know. Some guy who used to go to my college asked me out. He sounds nice, but I don't really know him that well, so I'm gonna wait until a couple of weeks or so.

Women and Men are difference species I swear.
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Too bad I'm too "honorable" to "sin". What I wouldn't give to get rid of my reputation...
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BS. Everybody sins. The only difference between people is how far they go and how soon they realize their sin.
What sin are we talking about, anyhow?
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My friend got away with
1) concussing a guy in front of the entire class and a teacher (because he was pantsed)
2) Choke slamming a guy for being racist (in front of 3 teachers)
3) Backhanding a guy. (Actually, a cop came later, and the kid pushed the cop, so the cop put him into submission, to put it lightly.)

Also, every single other guy got In-school suspension, with exception to the third case (because the kid was arrested for "assaulting" a cop.)

Damn, I wish I had his luck.
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As a nonreligious man, I don't like to call them sins. Now crimes, that's a word I can get behind! It's got a nice ring to it.
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BS. Everybody sins. The only difference between people is how far they go and how soon they realize their sin.
What sin are we talking about, anyhow?

bs. nobody sins. i don't believe in that crap about sinning, good, or evil.


i'm sorry i don't have anything to share, but we should be staying on topic :/
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I chose sin for lack of better word. Everybody does wrong.
Yeah, nothing of interest happened to me this week. :(
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Do you see the black one...or the white?

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Yaragorm wrote:
I wouldn't share a bed with justis, but maybe....

Oh justis, he wants you baaaaaad.
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Man...that looks dull...this actually makes me worried for KH3 (since that team worked on the battle system)


I feel the same
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I was gonna say good for you, but then I realized that you took advice from random strangers on the internet...
Creepy.
Anyways,I wonder how many people Looby can gant at one time...


Not random strangers buddy.
we're SOULMATES

and we're friends on fb so fuck off haha
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