The Simpsons Movie


Milhouse-Hey, I'm very passionate about the planet!

Nelson-[raises his fist]Say "global warming is a myth"!

Milhouse-It's a myth! Further study is needed!

Nelson[punches him]That's for selling out your beliefs!
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And another one from the Simpsons Movie.


Homer-Don't you just love being with someone who's recklessly impulsive?

Marge-Actually, it's aged me terribly.

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From Inglorious Basterds

"You know something Utivich, I think this just might be my masterpiece"

Futurama, love that show:
Bender: Kiss my shiny, metal, ass!
Fry: Doesn't look that shiny to me!
Bender: Shinier than yours.

Ryan Stiles (In Whose line is it anyway)- "I'm so Drunk!"

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Homer: "Well, there's not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol is sure doing its job!"
Lisa: "That's specious reasoning, Dad."
Homer: "Thank you, sweetie."
Lisa: "Dad, what if I were to tell you that this rock keeps away tigers."
Homer: "Uh-huh, and how does it work?"
Lisa: "It doesn't work. It's just a stupid rock."
Homer: "I see."
Lisa: "But you don't see any tigers around, do you?"
Homer: "...Lisa, I'd like to buy your rock!"

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Dib: Horrible… nightmare visions!
Ms. Bitters: It's called "life," Dib. Now sit down.

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Doctor: always bring bananas to a party, bananas are good!

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"Do you have hair in your special place?" -House

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"What we got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men."

Them clothes got laundry numbers on them. You remember your number and always wear the ones that has your number. Any man forgets his number spends a night in the box. These here spoons you keep with you. Any man loses his spoon spends a night in the box. There's no playing grab-ass or fighting in the building. You got a grudge against another man, you fight him Saturday afternoon. Any man playing grab-ass or fighting in the building spends a night in the box. First bell's at five minutes of eight when you will get in your bunk. Last bell is at eight. Any man not in his bunk at eight spends the night in the box. There is no smoking in the prone position in bed. To smoke you must have both legs over the side of your bunk. Any man caught smoking in the prone position in bed... spends a night in the box. You get two sheets. Every Saturday, you put the clean sheet on the top... the top sheet on the bottom... and the bottom sheet you turn in to the laundry boy. Any man turns in the wrong sheet spends a night in the box. No one'll sit in the bunks with dirty pants on. Any man with dirty pants on sitting on the bunks spends a night in the box. Any man don't bring back his empty pop bottle spends a night in the box. Any man loud talking spends a night in the box. You got questions, you come to me. I'm Carr, the floor walker. I'm responsible for order in here. Any man don't keep order spends a night in...I hope you ain't going to be a hardcase."
Both are from Cool Hand Luke

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"Live... I thought wishing for it was forbidden... Nobody would ever allow me it... If... if I'm really allowed to declare my wish, then I... I WANT TO LIVE!!"
-Nico Robin, One Piece

Ellis Boyd Redding: "The man likes to play chess...let's get him some rocks..."

The Shawshank Redemption: 1994

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"WHAT DID THE BIRD SAY????"-- Captain Jack Sparrow

Jack Sparrow: Gentlemen, what do keys do?
Leech: Keys... unlock things?
Gibbs: [catching on.] And whatever this key unlocks, inside there's something valuable... So, we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks?
Jack Sparrow: No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked... which we don't have... without first having found the key what unlocks it?
Gibbs: So, we're going after this key!
Jack: You're not making any sense at all, mate

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"On a night like this, those who soil the streets with the blood of women
WILL BE TORN COMPLETELY APART!
Lol, I can't continue, the awesomeness was probably lost in translation.

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"I've seen him. He's like...fire, and ice, and rage. He's like the night and the storm in the heart of the sun. He's ancient and forever. He burns at the center of time and he can see the turn of the universe. And...he's wonderful."
- Timothy Latimer, Doctor Who, "The Family of Blood".







The Doctor: Ah! Now. Sorry. There you are. So, where were we? I was summoned, wasn't I. An Ood in the snow, calling to me. Well, I didn't exactly come straight here; had a bit of fun y'know: traveled about, did this and that, got into trouble, you know me. It was brilliant! I saw the phosphorous carousel of the great Mingelinga Stat, saved a planet from the red carnivorous mor, named a galaxy Alison. Got married! That was a mistake. Good Queen Bess. And let me tell you, her nickname is no longer... mmm. Anyway, what do you want?
Ood Sigma: You should not have delayed.
The Doctor: Last time I was here you said my song would be ending soon, and I'm in no hurry for that.
Ood Sigma: You will come with me.
The Doctor: Hold on, better lock the TARDIS.
[the Doctor holds up the TARDIS key, points it at the TARDIS, and gives it a squeeze. The TARDIS light flashes as it makes a "chirp chirp" noise, followed by the sound of a lock engaging]
The Doctor: See? Like a car. I l-locked it like a car. That's... funny. No? Little bit? *pbbbt* Blimey, try to make an Ood laugh.

The Doctor: The Doctor will see you now!
Atraxi: You are not of this world.
The Doctor: No, but I've put a lot work into it.
(...)
Atraxi: Is this world important?
The Doctor: Important? What that's mean, important? Six billion people live here, is that important? Here's a better question: is this world a threat to the Atraxi? Oh come on, you're monitoring the whole planet! Is this world a threat?
Atraxi: No.
The Doctor: Are the peoples of this world guilty of any crime by the laws of the Atraxi?
Atraxi: No.
The Doctor: Okay. One more question, just one: is this world protected?
[Hologram of various enemies appears, cycling through]
'Cause you're not the first lot to have come here. Oh there have been so many. And what you've got to ask is...what happened to them?
[Hologram of the past ten Doctors is shown by and to the Atraxi, as the Doctor steps through.]
The Doctor: Hello! I'm the Doctor. Basically...run.

The Doctor: [Bursts out of a cake at a stag party]
Rory, that's a relief! Thought I'd burst out of the wrong cake. Again. That reminds me, there's a girl standing outside in a bikini, someone let her in, give her a jumper? Lucy? Lovely girl. Now then, Rory, we need to talk about your fiancee. She tried to kiss me. I'll tell you what though, you're a lucky man, she's a great kisser.
[Shocked reaction from...everyone, awkward pause]
...It's funny how you can say something in your head and it sounds fine...

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Almost everything in this scene

It's from F-zero anime...I bet you know what it is now.

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