6. A Fellow Snackooer
Ema yelped as she cut her finger on the knife she was using to slice an orange. She moved swiftly to the sink where she ran her bleeding wound under cold water while mentally cursing everything from the orange to herself. Ema Skye was in an unusually foul mood this morning – of course a bad mood was not unusual for the detective but her grump meter was at an all time high. It had nothing to do with the fact that it was 4 AM and she couldn’t find any sleep nor was the lack of food in the house the cause. It wasn’t because she had just hurt herself while trying to carve the last of her fruit and it had absolutely nothing to do with the headache that was plaguing her. No, it was for a decidedly different reason that Ema felt angry enough that she could pick up the knife and chop her finger right off.
Turning the tap off violently, she yanked some kitchen towel off the roll and wrapped it around her finger before hunting down some plasters in one of the cupboards in her rather small bathroom. She didn’t notice the mess she was creating in her search as shampoo bottles and toothpaste tubes flew right off the shelves – she was far too busy berating herself.
“Stupid,” she muttered. “Can’t even cut an orange without hurting yourself.” To any bystander, Ema’s fury at the mishap would have been a rather strange overreaction. However, at the core of this angrier-than-normal behaviour lay an embarrassing memory. Over two weeks had passed since that
incident in Klavier’s office but Ema still could not find reprieve from the humiliation of that night. Her cruel mind kept replaying the scene of the almost-kiss with torturous quality; the scent of his breath, the power of his gaze, the strength of his hold – every time she thought about it she could swear he was before her, doing it all over again. Except now she didn’t lose her common sense, waiting instead for the phone to ring and interrupt the madness of the moment. Of course, this was around the time when the cringing and mortification set in. She recalled with painful clarity the way Klavier’s arms had slipped away from around her as he stepped back towards the trilling phone, his eyes fixed on hers. His expression had been inscrutable but Ema didn’t need to look at his face to know what he was feeling – the way he had then answered the phone and kept his eyes determinedly from meeting hers for the duration of the call had been enough.
So, Ema did the only thing she could to maintain her dignity; as Klavier had refused to look at her, she had turned around, picked up her things and the bag with the evidence and walked out of his office silently. In hindsight, Ema realised that her exit had probably looked as though she had
wanted him to kiss her and had left in fury even though this was
not the case. She had only left to escape any further awkwardness. However, as if this had not been horrifying enough, she had found Klavier avoiding her throughout the next two weeks with determination. Whenever she had gone to his office to drop off some paperwork or get his signature, he was always out. It was interesting, therefore, that when she handed the same papers to an underling to take to him, the young man had no problem finding the prosecutor. Furthermore, Ema discovered that all the cases that had come the fop’s way had not been mentioned to her – another detective had been assigned all three cases.
“How convenient,” Ema muttered as she thought about it for the twentieth time that night and the millionth time in 2 weeks. Of course, scientific analysis revealed he was avoiding her. Not that Ema needed scientific analysis to come to that conclusion. Any idiot with half a brain cell would realise how much Klavier regretted that… event.
“I don’t blame him,” Ema hissed finding the box of plasters and practically tearing it apart in her bid to pull one out. “I would run away from me too.”
It wasn’t Klavier’s behaviour that had incurred her wrath – it was her own behaviour. Really, how was she any better than those ridiculous fan girls she was accustomed to chasing away? In the end, she had swooned in his arms like a typical bimbo. What on earth had made her think he wanted
her? What in the world had made her think she was special enough to actually attract the attention of such a man? He was rich, handsome and successful and she had thought he wanted a failed-forensics-student-turned-detective? Ha! Is it any wonder he was avoiding her? She was foolish and delusional to the point of hilarity! He had been devastated by outcome of the trial and she, the ever-logical Ema Skye, had assumed his advances were more than just a way of comforting himself. He would have jumped on any woman that had been in the vicinity. Why had her logical
scientific mind failed her when it mattered the most? And why was she incapable of fixing the current situation? No wonder she’d failed her forensics exam. It was obvious she didn’t have what it took.
“Right,” Ema snapped making up her mind. She wasn’t going to stew in this nonsense a minute longer. She grabbed the notebook and pen on the table in front of her and began writing;
Klavier GavinFamed Prosecutor/Singer (the closest Ema got to fame was being known as the ‘mad scientist lady who chases us away’ among his fans)Immensely successful in both careers (Ema was just about existing in her profession having failed the exam for the dream job)Moralistic (…weren’t most people??)Perfectionist (why didn’t he practice his perfection around crime scenes and stop his rabid fans from destroying them?)Hounded by all of woman-kind (Ema was so sick of being witness to it… Oh, who was she kidding? He was so handsome no modelling company was good enough for him)Ema sighed, setting the notepad aside. She couldn’t even write a list without getting defensive. Why couldn’t she just admit he was far too good for her? Why couldn’t she get it into her head that she was nothing special? Not that Ema thought she was a princess or anything but she needed to stop getting annoyed at Klavier for steering clear of her. So what if he was avoiding her like the plague? She didn’t need him and she certainly didn’t crave his attention. She’d leave the attention-seeking to his 14 year old stalkers. She was a mature woman and she was going to act like it. So, with this somewhat hastily made decision in mind, Ema got up and went about getting ready. She showered, changed and set off to work stopping off at the usual stand to buy a bag of Snackoos and pick up a latte from the café nearby. By the time she reached the office it was almost 6 AM and there were very few detectives in who’d either stayed all night or started early like her. She marched to her desk and sat down in the ergonomic chair she had recently bought from that store near her apartment. The display had said 50% off and as Ema spent most of her time in the office, she figured she needed a more comfortable one than she had. Of course, despite the half off tag, it had still cost Ema the extra bag of Snackoos she always purchased. Nevertheless, as she sat down now taking a sip of her latte and opening her bag of Snackoos, Ema felt content. She could envisage many weeks of relaxation in this chair, laid back, a bag of her favourite fried dough cakes…
Suddenly, a pile of files dropped onto her desk followed by a gruff “Skye,” and she yelped straightening in her chair. Her superior, the Chief of Detectives, was glaring at her through bleary eyes, his arms akimbo.
“Yes, Chief?” Ema enquired.
“Have those signed by Gavin. I want them on my desk by noon.”
Ema’s heart dropped at the thought of having to face the attorney before remembering that he was giving ‘avoiding’ a whole new meaning. She glanced at the pile now on her desk before speaking again.
“What are – ”
“Cortez files. They need his signature,” his voice floated over his retreating back.
“But I’m not the detective on that case!” Ema protested after him.
“I don’t care,” he growled. “Get it done!”
Ema shoved a handful of Snackoos in her mouth so there was no space left for the profanity dying to escape and chase after the grouch. Well, she wasn’t going to chase after the stupid fop. If he wasn’t in his office when she went she would give the files to someone else. She’d lost enough time stewing in thoughts of the ridiculous man and she wasn’t about to waste anymore.
“Wait a minute…” Ema said suddenly chewing on her lip as a bright idea occurred to her. She stared for a moment at the folder before her and decided she could leave it on his desk to sign and then she would have someone pick it up. He wouldn’t be in for work till much later on and although his office was probably locked there was no harm in trying – he was laid back enough to actually leave it unprotected. After all, she thought picking them up and starting off towards his office, everyone was so damn worried about invading his privacy, they wouldn’t go in without knocking (with the exception of Ema Skye of course) so the files would be safe. She had very little care or respect for the nitwit and she demonstrated this by barging into his office. In that one step from one side of the threshold to the other, Ema thought two things. One was the fact that the door
was unlocked. The second was –
“Oh.”
There were two men seated near the floor-to-ceiling window. One was clad in shocking yellow and Ema recognised him as Deston Cavatin – the Gavinners drummer. The other was in a purple suit that most would look ridiculous in but he, somewhat annoyingly, pulled off. They both seemed to stop mid-sentence to look at her and, to her chagrin, Ema found herself burning up which meant she was blushing which meant
he would assume she was shy of him which meant –
“Fräulein Detective,” Klavier said and the surprise in his voice was evident. However it lasted only for a moment. When he next spoke, he sounded so calm and almost bored that Ema could have sworn she had imagined it. “You are in for work early.”
“So are you,” Ema said, finding her voice. She marched forward and set down the files on his desk with a little more force than necessary. He glanced at them for a moment. “I need your signature on these.”
“Certainly,” Klavier said smoothly no hint that her bad mood had registered with him. As he picked up a pen from the desk, however, Ema saw him glance at Deston meaningfully but before she could work out what it meant, his eyes were down on the open folder and he was scribbling away. Ema stood in stony silence, staring out of the window and refusing to look at the prosecutor or acknowledge the other Gavinners band member. Evidently, the latter had other plans as he swivelled his chair deliberately facing her and extended a hand.
“Deston Cavatin,” he said with a smile and his voice, like Klavier and Daryan’s, was melodic. “CJIS Division, FBI. And the lead drummer in the Gavinners.”
Ema was lost for words as she shook his hand but luckily for her, Klavier made a strange noise which caught Deston’s attention; “What’s so funny, Gavin?”
“’Lead drummer’,” he smirked. “That’s what you say when you want to sound as important as I to the Fräuleins.”
“Huh,” Deston rolled his eyes. “I’m in the Gavinners. I think that’s enough to attract the attention of any woman I want – if I want it.” He turned back to Ema who watched the entire exchange with bewilderment. “He is arrogant, isn’t he?”
Ema decided at that very instant, that she liked the Gavinners drummer. He looked good despite being dressed a bit outrageously. Not only was his suit a bright yellow, it looked an awfully lot like it was tailored out of silk. On the other hand, he was just as handsome as Daryan and Klavier; his hair was short albeit a little crazy (was it a trend?) in that it was a mass of black chaos that didn’t look to be tamed any time this century. His eyes were a stormy gray and he was tanned (yes, she was sure crazy hair and a tan was the Gavinners uniform). But what ensured Ema’s approval of him was the fact that he recognised Klavier for what he was:
an egomaniac of tremendous proportions.
“Yes,” she said, nodding. “He is definitely that.”
Deston smirked. “See, Klavier? An honest opinion at last!” He turned to Ema again who, under the stress of being in his office, had pulled out the half empty bag of Snackoos. This seemed to catch Deston’s attention who smiled widely at the detective.
“Hey, a fellow Snackooer!” Deston exclaimed and Ema froze.
“Did you just say Sna…?” she trailed off in a hushed voice.
“Yeah!!” Deston laughed. “I love those!”
Ema couldn’t believe it. He was rich, famous, handsome, saw the fop for the arrogant berk he was
and he likes Snackoos. Ema could have swooned. She didn’t believe in love at first sight but this… She felt a grin spread across her lips as she stared at the young man lounging in the chair before her and, without thinking, she extended her bag to him. He looked taken aback at the way she thrust it at him but he seemed to take it in his stride and took her up on her offer. He slipped a few (well manicured, Ema noticed) fingers into the bag and pulled out some of the snacks.
“You’re very generous Ms Skye,” Deston said in between mouthfuls.
“How do you know my – ? ” Ema frowned. Had the fop mentioned her name?
“I’ve seen you in trial,” Deston answered her question and Ema nodded.
Wow, he can read my mind too, Ema thought.
Unlike somebody else I know. She threw a dirty look at Klavier who, interestingly, was staring at the both of them with something akin to astonishment. No he wasn’t staring at them, he was staring at something in
between in them. Ema followed his gaze to the bag in her hands and her eyes widened. Before she could threaten him with a painful death for even thinking about it, Deston did it for her; “Don’t even think about it, man. Snackoos are sacred. Asking a Snackooer for one is signing your own death warrant.”
Ema blinked. Yes, she was in love.
“I was thinking no such thing,” Klavier said smoothly.
“Oh yeah?” Deston smirked. “I’ll pay you a thousand dollars to tell me what you
were thinking. And no lying.”
Klavier rose an eyebrow and Ema resisted the urge to Snackoo him. “Easiest grand I’ll make today, Deston,” he said with a small smile. “I was trying to recall the precise moment you developed an affinity for cheap snacks.”
Ema froze. Her eyes narrowed on the purple blob who was still grinning at his friend.
“Now you’ve done it,” she heard Deston say and somewhere in the back of her mind, the smile in his voice registered. But right now she was far too busy listing the various ways she could kill the glimmerous fop. Maybe death by Snackoo choking? No, that would be a waste of her precious snacks…
“What…?” Klavier said as his brow furrowed in confusion but when his eyes turned to Ema who had, by now, turned red he understood the warning Deston threw at him. “No offense to you Fräulein,” he added hastily. “I only meant Deston has expensive tastes – ”
“
What?” Ema hissed. Was he calling her tastes unrefined?!
“Stop there,” Deston chuckled. “You’re choking on your foot, K.”
“Hurry up and sign the damn documents,” Ema snapped. “I didn’t come in early to be insulted by you.”
She could see Klavier opening his mouth, possibly to protest, but Deston interrupted suddenly maybe because he thought his friend was about to make matters worse for himself. However, what he said next made Ema forget her anger.
“Miss Skye, would you care to have breakfast with me?”
“
What?” Ema and Klavier said together but Deston barely noticed, keeping his twinkling eyes fixed on her.
“I know this delightful little place you will just love,” Deston explained standing up. “I’m very hungry and it seems like you are too. Say you’ll join me.”
Ema’s mouth opened and closed in shock. She realised she must look utterly ridiculous standing there gawping like a fish but the whole scenario was beyond her. She had practically no experience with men – they usually avoided her – and yet here was one of the Gavinners asking her out to breakfast! Okay, maybe it wasn’t a date but he wanted to eat!
With her! Her mind quickly worked through the various motives he might have for it but seeing as how they had only just met, there was nothing that he could want or need from her could he? So, it meant that he honestly just wanted to… spend time with her? With this (somewhat amazing) realisation in mind, Ema nodded without casting a glance at her boss. Why not? She was early, she
was hungry and one of the most wanted guys in the world was asking her to eat with him!
“Great!!” Deston exclaimed seeing her nod and motioned toward the door. “I brought my car, I hope you don’t mind if we – ”
“
Ein moment, Deston,” Klavier interrupted.
“’Sup, K?” Deston turned to look at his friend and Ema’s eyebrows rose.
“Fräulein Skye has paperwork she needs to do.”
“At…” Deston glanced at the watch on his wrist, “…half 6 AM? She can do them when she comes back, can’t you Miss Skye?”
Ema stared stonily at her boss as she answered, “yes.” She wasn’t going to forget that cheap comment. Klavier shrugged indifferently.
“See?” Deston smiled. “She’ll pick them up when she’s back. Come Miss Skye,” he said placing a hand on her back and gently leading her toward the door. “I’ll see you later, K,” he threw over his shoulder.
Ema thought she heard Klavier grumble something that sounded like “
Auf Nimmerwiedersehen!” but she wasn’t sure. Deston chuckled but before she could ask about it, she was being led out of the office.
He began asking her so many questions that she barely noticed the walk to the car and she couldn’t even remember sliding into her seat let alone the insignificant exchange. She was caught up in talking about forensics history and Deston seemed to listen to her with more attention than she had ever received from anyone. He asked all the right questions and he seemed genuinely interested. Before she knew it, he’d got out of his car, practically sprinted around the front and was holding open her door for her. She thanked him and he smiled warmly inclining his head. Ema secretly gave him 5 points each for being a good listener and a true gentleman. Again, he laid a hand subtly on the small of her back and led her through double glass doors held open for them by doormen. Ema didn’t have the chance to see the name of the place but once inside, she decided she didn’t really care. It wasn’t large but it sure was classy, she noted as Deston pulled out a chair for her.
“Wow, I can’t believe it’s is open so early,” Ema said as Deston settled into his own chair before her.
“This place serves amazing breakfast,” Deston said handing her a menu. “I always come in here when I’m in town.”
Ema felt a pang of disappointment. “You’re not usually here then?”
“Well, mostly,” Deston smiled. “But sometimes I’m elsewhere.”
“Oh, okay,” Ema nodded opening her menu because she didn’t know what else to say. Even though she was disappointed at the news, she wasn’t going to let him see it. However, when she saw the columns of breakfast choices, she was stumped. She’d never heard of these! What the hell was a ‘Cinnamon Eggy Bread’?! Well, she could guess at what it was but what in the world!? Bruschetta with Ham & Egg?? Whatever happened to good old egg and toast? Ema frowned in frustration. She didn’t know what she might like and she didn’t want to order something she might not like. On the other hand she didn’t want to ask Deston and sound simple. Maybe the glimmerous fop
was right. She
was too unrefined…
“This is your first time here,” Deston said and Ema smiled sheepishly. “I have the most fabulous recommendations – unless you want to order for yourself?”
“No,” Ema said hastily folding up her menu with relief. “If you like Snackoos then I trust your taste.”
Deston laughed and beckoned someone over. Within seconds, a waitress had appeared and was blushing furiously as he gave her their order. Before she turned away, Ema saw the little hussy throw a calculating look her way as if trying to sum up the extent of the competition. Deston seemed not to notice.
“So, Ema,” he said leaning forward. “How did you end up working for K?”
“I didn’t know I would be working for him,” Ema grumbled before smacking a hand to her mouth, her eyes wide. Deston grinned.
“Ahh,” he laughed. “It’s refreshing to see a woman who doesn’t swoon at the sound of his name.”
Ema relaxed a little. “Well, I actually wanted a job in forensics but that didn’t work out. So I applied to become a detective because that was the closest I could get to forensics.” She sighed. “I thought I would be working under Mr Edgeworth…”
“Miles Edgeworth?” Deston asked curiously. “The Demon Prosecutor?”
Ema stiffened. “He isn’t…”
“Miss Skye,” Deston interrupted. “Don’t be annoyed with me. I’m only using the title as a clarification. I have the utmost respect for the man.”
“Oh,” Ema said a smile brightening her face instantly. She rather liked Deston and didn’t want to fall out with him. “Yeah, that’s the one.”
“I heard he left to go abroad a year after Mr Wright’s disbarment,” Deston said smoothly and Ema glanced up sharply. He didn’t look smug or disgusted like the fop usually did whenever he mentioned Phoenix’s name. He simply looked like he wanted to make conversation. Apparently, her scrutiny was clear because he chuckled again. “I respect him too, Miss Skye, so please don’t glare daggers at me.”
“In that case, you can call me Ema,” she said relaxing and he nodded leaning back in his chair as the waitress returned with a plate of small croissants. He picked one up and handed it to Ema (who was pleasantly surprised to find they were warm) before lifting one to his own lips.
“So, Ema, would you mind answering a question for me?” When Ema looked up at him, he continued. “Why are you immune to K’s charm?”
Ema snorted. “Because he’s a fop!”
Again, the words tumbled out from in between her lips before she could stop them and she slapped a hand to her mouth when she remembered who she was talking to. “I’m sorry! I didn’t…”
Deston’s eyes widened and he suddenly brought a hand up to his lips before starting to violently cough.
“Deston, are you alright?” she asked, concerned. Instead of ceasing however, he seemed to double over, resting his head in his arm and coughed, if possible, even more violently shaking the table in the process. Ema, now thoroughly alarmed, threw down her croissant, shot to her feet and was by his side in an instant with a hand on his shoulder. “Is there something stuck in your – ?” However, that was when Deston threw back his head and roared with laughter while she watched on in bewilderment.
“
Doch, ich sehe es!” he gasped and she narrowed her eyes as she stomped back to her seat and sat down in it trying to ignore the handful of people in the restaurant glancing their way. Seeing the frown on her face he sobered up a little but the grin never left his face. “I’m sorry, Ema. I’m not used to K being addressed as a fop.”
“Well he is!” Ema snapped and he threw his hands up as if warding off a physical attack.
“I agree, Miss Skye.” He chuckled. “I’m sorry for laughing. As I said before, it’s so
refreshing to hear a woman speak so cynically of him.”
“Well, I’m not impressed by him,” Ema said looking off to the side with a pout.
“I know! I love it,” Deston said.
“Anyway,” Ema said changing the subject picking up her croissant and nibbling on it. “I didn’t know you’re German.”
“I’m not,” he said picking up one himself. “I just speak it with K so I slip into it sometimes. It’s a bad habit.”
Ema smiled. There was something about Deston that made it okay even though she couldn’t stand this trait in a certain prosecutor. It was in this banter that Ema and Deston spent the next hour and a half forging an unlikely friendship and exchanging information about themselves. Ema learnt that he had been interested in forensics himself but had eventually decided to join the Criminal Justice Information Services Division in the FBI where he found he could ‘play about’ with some fingerprinting data (Ema envied him). In general he seemed the more analytical type and he loved reading and evaluating the crimes that took place all over the States. She was fascinated with the stories he told her and the cases he’d read about, some recent and some as old as 50 years ago. Her intense interest in the Zodiac killer and the Night Stalker seemed to both amuse and surprise Deston. He knew very few women who could absorb the kind of detailed information he gave the detective without getting squeamish especially while she was eating.
Ema was enjoying herself for the first time in weeks, maybe even months. The stress she always seemed to be under lifted as she enjoyed the hearty breakfast he had ordered for the both of them and he had been right – she loved every dish that was set down before her. She hadn’t tasted such fantastic food ever since she’d started living alone. Lana had always been the cook whereas Ema was a disaster in the kitchen if motivated to try anything more complicated than scrambled egg and toast. So, she relished the rich taste of the food while she could because she knew this wouldn’t happen every day if at all. The Gavinners star really had amazing taste but then again she’d realised this simple fact when he’d pronounced his taste in Snackoos. She was further impressed when she pulled out her money for the bill and he flatly refused to allow her to pay.
What a gentleman, she thought as he led her out of the restaurant and offered to drop her off at her workplace. The ride back was just as fun as the rest of the morning and just before getting out of the car, he handed her his cell phone number in exchange for a promise that she would keep in touch before driving off. So it was with a smile that Ema walked back to her desk and settled down in her chair her worries all behind her. She could hardly believe that just a few hours before she had been fuming and anxious. When she went to Klavier’s office to pick up the files she had left with him, she barely noticed the clipped tone in which he told her he’d left them on her desk. Upon returning to her desktop, she saw them lying neatly in the corner and wondered how she’d missed them.
“Oh well,” she said chirpily carrying them over to the Chief’s office. “It doesn’t matter.”
Of course this new lack of attention to detail meant Ema didn’t see the prosecutor enter the room just as she left it. Nor did she see the jealousy that flared up in his usually friendly eyes at the smile that danced upon her face.