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Gumshoe! You did so well, you deserve a raise.
Instant Noodles? 
It's hopeless, my client is guilty. 
I admit, I'm wrong.
The weather is great all the time! I love the weather channel. 
What's this "hair gel" you all speak of?
Screw the girls, I gotta get a real job!
Wanna hear my hit single?
I need to stop smoking. (That was supposed to be Dee Vasquez)
I'm so sick of hamburgers. 
I got a promotion! I'm not getting fired!
I need to cover up my chest. I have to work without distractions!
I think I'll donate my money to homeless people. 
Ohh, I see what's going on!
the sig was made by PandaPrinzessin
Bellossom avatar made by me
Husband: Marche Tobaye
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My childhood right here
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Man, I sure do miss Gumshoe. I should obsess over him for a while now :|
My childhood right here
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GARUGAMEEEEEEEEEEEESH!!!!
I'm a Zebra, betch~
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I'm not going to talk for the next few days! :D Finally. I can sleep! Zzzz... Detective, since you've followed me to the edges of the earth, I'm not only getting you a payraise, but a promotion to Chief of Police! Eh? Scruffy, I love you! (I WISH.)
I'm going to drink decaf from now on. PAAAAAAAARTAY! BRING ON THE BOOZE!!! :D I'm going vegetarian. No more burgers for me~
Edgeworth? Who's that? Eww, him? Now Winston Payne, that's a real man, unlike... (rambles on)
I'm never eating a Snackoo again! They're making me fat! At least, that's what Klavier said... *swoon*
I'M GONNA RAPE U >:D
When a problem comes along, you must whip it! (starts dancing and whipping Gumshoe in the process) I'M DOING THIS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU SCRUFFY~
Polly wants your mother's sweet ass! (haha, Scary Movie reference) MOO.
I am a lumberjack and I'm okay...~
Wright... I love you.
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! I'm sorry for treating you the way I did, Miles.
O.O W-W-What? Using the Perceive system is causing me to go blind... Klavier, can I borrow your sunglasses (reference to Itachi's bad eyesight xD) Screw the truth! I have pointy hair! 
I'll just be fine on my own~
So, I went to the mall the other day, and they had this really cute shirt that I just HAD to have! So I bought it and then went to Hot Topic and bought a pair of shoes that cost me like thirty bucks! Then I went to Panda Express and got some Orange Chicken! It was soooo good! And then I went to Spensers and bought you a gift! ^////^ So after that I drove down to Borders and bought, like, a thousand "how to draw" books. Then I went to Michaels and bought a new sketchbook and an easel and some Copics and brushes and paints and stuff, and then I went to Wal-Mart and bought some cookies for you! I LOVE YOU APOLLO~<3
Umm.......wow?
I'm really a woman.
Magic sucks! I want to be a firewoman!
SYSTEM ERROR. SYSTEM ERROR. *blue screen of death* 
*angst* 
Let's go get Naked! (the fruit drink xD sick peoples)Ahahaha... this is fun~ I NEED TO STOP.
I'm a Zebra, betch, and don't you forget it~
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THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!
Beautiful sig thanks to Panda Prizessin! <3
I'm a Zebra, betch~
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AHA AHA AHA AHA. Win.
I'm a Zebra, betch, and don't you forget it~
My childhood right here
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DERP
"I'm End Quote." end quote.
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Oh, I get it, and it's only the 2nd time you explained it!!! I prefer a healthy diet
I am a selfless person
I did some charity work today
WOOF!
You can cry whenever you want
I have been in Texas
I'm NOT the lame guy from case 1-1
I have been in a relationship for more then two weeks I love tea!! I support / 
WARNING: SIG CONTAINS LAME JOKE
Mayaaaaa!
Gender: Male
Location: Lone Wanderer.
Rank: Suspect
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Where my Bitches at? I'm smart Hey, today I decided not to be an asshole and make this a quick trial :D
My childhood right here
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Crying salt water is for bitches. I cry FUCKING BLOOD!
Just Another Fan
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I'm gay! Phoenix...
I won!! I understood everything you just said.
Why yes, I have been dieting. Me? Insane? Please.
You know what? I'm gonna try being modest.
Looks like I'm out of seeds! 
I think I'm gonna stay with this job! *never shuts up*
Science is lame! You know, that Phoenix Wright guy isn't that bad...Sorry about any potential reposts!
...............<3
Gender: Female
Location: Murdering any fangirls who dare come near Klavier. HE'S MINE!!! :D
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Screw hamburgers, I prefer lettuce!
Row row row your boat... I hate raping, eating people is better!
My hemorrhoids are healed!
Uhhh... Konata?
Gender: Male
Location: My computer. Where else?
Rank: Suspect
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Burgers? I want hot dogs! I hate Texas! Bananas are better than strawberries! I LOVE PHOENIX WRIGHT!
My hands hurt! I'm so rich! I'm so poor. Dating sucks! Magic? Who needs it? 
I drank atroquinine! I ran out of Snackoos! Oh well, they suck anyway.
My hand hurts!
Money sucks!
I never knew Gant. Kom-put-er? (Joke off Pearly. T&T 2-2.) I'm not sleepy anymore!
Poison is tasty!
I'm so not an airhead!
Bourbon glasses are too see-through!Lots, eh?
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Mmm, bacon.
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Leeet's dooo the Tiiime Waaarp agaaaaain!
AAAAAAAA My sparkles made me blind! Somebody turn down that crappy "Guilty Love" or whatever it's called, por favor!
*joins Phoenix in doing the Time Warp again*
Sir Gumshoe, this caviar and imported wine are simply delectable! You must feel very fortunate to dine on such elegance to the taste buds every day, do you not? Indeed so, Sir Kitaki. We of the revered Gumshoe clan are not satisfied with any but the best. You might say it's somewhat of a family tradition. Oh yes, quite. I never really understood the need for family traditions myself, but I suppose with such refined tastes as yours...
This sucks.
Elimentary!
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Franziska, my dear, it is time that i taught you about the birds and the bees......*evil grin*--------
Yeah baby yeah!--------
Whooo! That is one crazy get-up, mister.....Are you in the show? No, actually, im English. Oh......I'm sorry--------
Choir Nerd...'nuff said.
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This just made my day!!
*anything straightforward* "It's ok, just keep the money. They don't call us 'Tender Lender' for nothing! :3" "Anyone up for a jog?" (I'm a horrible person) "Hey Dad! I'm going out for a bit!"Lackluster, but it's the best I could do. :)
Thx to Midnight Jasper for my wonderful set!
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I love you, Feenie. Let's run off together. Nothing can stop the power of our love!
Hey, did you know that any number in existence is a sum of powers of two in some form or other? I find that fascinating.
s-s-sometimes... when I'm alone, I-I... I bite myself... just to taste the blood. I once wrote an essay on the subject. You see, I think Marx's words were powerful, and, quite possibly true, but in this day and age of horrendous, uncivilized human beings, his dreams are not likely to become a reality.
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My childhood right here
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What the shit is a hemerrhoid? I only work at the circus to earn some extra cash between Olympics. I'm a sprinter. I also like marathons, but the birds that follow me there are annoying as shit. Like that creepy monkey in my room.
But it's horrible...
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Luke, I'm your father
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Luke, I'm your fatherYeah! PW Star Wars!
as Luke, as Darth Vader/Anakin, as Princess Leia, maybe as C3PO or R2D2...
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I hate Diego Armando Who needs coffee when you have red tea? I think I'll try whipping women instead of Men for a change
Today I'm NOT going to call on my dead mentor for helpDahlia,thing is,You are never going to lose to me The only time a Lawer can cry is when it all begins.I feel bad for all the people I've killed and hurt. I think my mother is amazing and my sister is SO useful!
"Having a place to go — is a home. Having someone to love — is a family. Having both — is a blessing."
Just Another Fan
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Luke, I'm your fatherYeah! PW Star Wars!
as Luke, as Darth Vader/Anakin, as Princess Leia, maybe as C3PO or R2D2...Yeah and
has to be Luke, 
would be Han and would be Chewie.Last edited by caser on Thu Jul 29, 2010 4:58 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Luke, I'm your fatherYeah! PW Star Wars!
as Luke, as Darth Vader/Anakin, as Princess Leia, maybe as C3PO or R2D2...Yeah and
has to be Luke, would be Han and would be Chewie. But wait, that would mean and ... 
Forever mind-f*cked
A little... Flashy. I LOVE IT.
But you might wanna spoiler tag it. Just because it'll not lag up the page. (My iPod had a hard time loading all the smilies ]:)
Just Another Fan
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But you might wanna spoiler tag it. Just because it'll not lag up the page. (My iPod had a hard time loading all the smilies ]:)
Just did. Sorry about that; just went all out on it
My childhood right here
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But you might wanna spoiler tag it. Just because it'll not lag up the page. (My iPod had a hard time loading all the smilies ]:)
Just did. Sorry about that; just went all out on it
Its fine :D
Suffering from Avatarmakingnoobitis
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How could you have recovered that stolen treasure?!?!?
I analyzed the evidence and made a logical deduction that...
Bullshit!
My childhood right here
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Ambassa-dork (:D) Alba, I hereby pronounce you: UNRELATED TO THE CASE.
Vegetable of doom!
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: Look, it's a ladder... Mr. Phoenix Wright! : Hey, you're right! Good eye, Maya. I'm sure you're sick of hearing this by now, but I'd really be completely helpless without your guidance. : You know what you could do to repay me? Give me back my freakin' Magatama. I mean, it was Morgan's spawn who gave it to you in the first place, and you've never once offered to give it back. : Did you just call me Spawn? As in the man condemned to the fiery depths of Hell who makes a deal with Lucifer in order to reincarnate into an undead superhero? ...Yay, I'm a superhero! : I mean, sure, Phoenix, you keep buying me all this rubbish I don't need, but it's obviously a ruse to guilt-trip me into not asking for you to return to me what is RIGHTFULLY MINE! : I'm in a bit of a sticky wicket here... Good thing I'm also Phoenix Wright, Ace Getaway Driver! *flees* : Well, damn. We'll never catch him now, not with his legendary driving prowess. *ring* Hello... well, if it isn't ol' Dicky Bird. : Actually, I prefer Richard. Anyway, we caught Phoenix. : That was quick! Your precision and competence never ceases to amaze me. : Well, I had extra motivation with this fellow. I mean, I just don't feel like I've ever had enough time to bond with the guy, you know? Catch you later, dude. *hangs up* : Was that Gumshoe? Oooh, I think he likes you, Maya! It's only a matter of time before you start bumpi... : Pearl, now seems like as good a time as any to tell you that Morgan tried to have both me and Misty killed. : Well, if you ask me, she did a pretty disappointing job... : What!? : Uh, I mean... That BITCH!!
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Just letting you know.
A rose with thorns~
Gender: Female
Location: Heaven does not want me and hell is afraid ill take over. So WHERE am I?
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april sweety tapping a phone is a bad thing yknow. murder? nah thats just childs play. im so awsome
pretty pigeon with a french braid thats new. um... i ran outta seeds...darn...
i hate people like april may when theres men like you wright! 
boring guy noeone knows arives*
*talking so quietly you cant here*
that gavin guy has a yummy banana in his hair*drools
shut it my life is awsome without you.
ha! owend! im better and more rich then you haha!
cheep cheep cheeeeep
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Just bought myself $500,000 worth of trench-coats... Um so like yeah I was at this place and this guy was like HEY and I was like what and he was like (etc etc) WHERE DA HOOD, WHERE DA HOOD, WHERE DA HOOD AT Woof.
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Heeeeeeeey Edgeworth!:miles: What wright?
I have four words. Try and guess them. Ooh! A logic puzzle! Lets see...Miles Edgeworth is hot! Aw HELL NAW!!!:miles: Bull. What is it?
God, you're so fucking stupid. Its obviously "THE BALLS ARE INERT!!!!!":miles: ...Fuck dat shit
Srsly. No one would ever say this. Thus, relevance.
Gavin Bros. <3
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-shot for Avenue Q reference-
-revives you for your awesome choice of reference-
Nothing to see here...
With extra sugar please.
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MONEY SUX ASS!!! Im hot! IM RICH!!! WOOF! Mia is b***h.
Steel Samurai sucks.
I hate whips!
I hate assasinating!
April is b****!
I SAID COFFEE,NOT TEA!!!
Cases never solved; keep raising queries
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: The Steel Samurai? That show's lame! : Hey, Scruffy! I'm not going to whip you anymore! It sure is great being a rich, successful, and well-respected detective, buddy!
I won the lottery! Isn't that lucky?
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: I've decided to base my case on sitting down before the trial and writing down a list of logical deductions I made from looking at the evidence the police found. Calling the real culprit to the witness stand, on the other hand, would be foolish. : There ain't no way you gonna get me to wear a suit with a color that ain't manly! : I don't care what you say, Mr. Wright and Mr. Von Karma, but I will never allow bullying or intimidation in my court! : After I put on a T-Shirt and slacks, I'm probably going to just avoid people and think about math all day. : When I grow up, I want to be an English professor and write a literary analysis about why "cuteness" is a worthless trait for characters to have! : It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game. : A true leader is someone who chooses subordinates smarter than herself. And that, Detective Gumshoe, is why I am honored to supervise your investigation. : I think I'm going to lay down and cry about how badly my case is going. I'll use my favorite drink, Cammy Meele -er, chamomile tea, to help me get to sleep.
OBJECTION!! *INSERT AWESOMNESS HERE*
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: Hey there everyone! Lets have a nice cup of tea OK? : Drawing? DRAWING? DRAAAAAAAHHHHH----WWWWWEEEHHHHNNNGGGGGHHH! 83721 x log (9^62773 + 2)= (83721)(59900.966) GRAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 
KOMPUTER? What is a komp-pew-ter?
: Guitar? Haven't heard of it mate...Let's go and listen to the opera? 
: ME AND MY F***ING PERFUMES! THEY DONT DAMN WORK >:C I JUST TOLD A HUGE F***ING LIE! GET ME SUED NOOAAW! : I HATE GATEWATER HOTEL. I HATE AFFIDAVITS. I HATE THIS GODDAMN TEA-SET. Ok, Polly I'm free to help. Ask me anything! Anything at all! : SCREW DE LOGIC I OWN DE CRAVATZ!! OH YEAAAHHH : Hey pal! I bought a new LCD TV, pal! And it's HD pal!Probably the best I could think of...
"Go on, you just keep running. But I'll always be there to bring you back!"
Axel (Lea)
I <3 Kingdom hearts.
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I don't eat ramen every night! Woof I don't like hamburgers I like you Miles Edgeworth (or Phoenix Wright depending on who she's talking to)
Yes, I am a woman!
Former anti-shipper
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I'm in love with you, Maya! I never want you to leave me! I love wasting my money on you! You're the most mature gurl ever, and we both love the Steel Samurai! I am so in love with you! *explains entire case for the court* Oh dear... I'll never win. I'm no rookie killer... Imperfection runs through our veins! I hate everyone. Even Daddy. And I hate magic too. Mr. Wright, I don't care about the truth. Victory is all that matters. The way you forged that evidence was genius!
Thanks to PandaPrinzessin for the amazing signature.
I am SomariFeyWright, the freaky and happy shipper-hating son of ToonBlade and Franzika Von ehmpke5, and brother of bethanyann96, Game Over, and >Mario.<
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Could you call the next witness, please? I'm worried that the other witness might feel left out if I get more attention than they do. Dessie has simple needs, so she and I are content to make a modest living through hard, decent work. I've adjusted to my new life so well that I want to let bygones be bygones. You said it, Yogi! Regina's bouncy and carefree attitude makes her so much more likable than her dad. Keep those lewdly dressed disgraceful young women away from me!
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