My childhood right here
Gender: Male
Location: The motherfuggin' DigiWorld!
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Posts: 1788
[/failure]
Gender: Male
Location: Over There
Rank: Decisive Witness
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Posts: 164
"NO, IDA! GOD! You can't grow up! If you grow up, me, Vince, and Luke (him, me, and our neighbor-friend-person) will all be in college! AND DEAD! (we start laughing) And Jack, Michael, and Isabel (our respective younger siblings) will be dead! DEAD! Too much illegal stuff at parties! (we crack up) AND OUR PARENTS! Think of our parents, Ida! They'll all be DEAD or DYING in nursing homes! Just– GRAAAAARGH!
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A True English Diva-To-Be <3
Gender: Female
Location: Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun~
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:14 pm
Posts: 1199
Me: *commenting on something in the paper- probably the recession*
Dad: Personally, I blame Dumbledore.
Click on Janice for graphics ^^
OH, SNAP
Gender: Female
Location: At Lang's house.. at night
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Fri Feb 27, 2009 11:42 am
Posts: 207
Hey!! Hey!!! JUUUULLLLIIIEEE!!!!!!
WHAT!! You Look liek a hoe..... it a compliment
Max Sugar, No Taste
Gender: Female
Location: Forssa, Finland
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:55 pm
Posts: 223
Me: *chokes on drink*
1000% Knight
Gender: Male
Rank: Moderators
Joined: Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:06 pm
Posts: 6932
I can see that well
Though I do miss your haikus
and am glad to read
Me:
You miss my haikus?
Then I will just construct more.
Are you happy now?
Friend:
Yes, I do miss them
And yes, I am quite happy
I miss our Stat class
Me:
I miss Stat class too
But still, talking like this may
prove inconvenient
Friend:
This is very true
But creativity is
Too fun to pass up
Me:
I agree with you
But it's late and I'm sleepy
See you tomorrow
Credit to Evolina for the sig+avatar!
It's a Goverment Pig!
Gender: Female
Location: Inaba
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Sat Jul 10, 2010 7:36 pm
Posts: 52
: Kid
: Teacher
: Friend: So, Gumshoe ,what did you do this summer : I got a new bed.: Let me guess. You broke it, because you slept too much? : Not exactly..:Why did you get a new one then?: I got my motorbike and drove off it.: That doesn't surprise me. (later on the day, while working)
Gumshoe, I know it's the first day back, but you're working far too slowly. Sir, I can't help it. I properly broke my hand... *is about to say something* : Actually, no I didn't break my hand. I sprained two of my fingers. : You know what? Everytime you say something that isn't supposed to be funny, it usally is.This was a few years back, it still amuses me.
: Me
: Sister
: Friend
: Friend's brother.
: Sister's friend. All: *sitting on a cicular trampoline.
: is acting derpy*: God, you're such a tard!: I am not! : You are: You are : You are: SCREW YOU GUYS! *stands up and walks to the other end of the trampoline* I'm sitting in the emo corner!: Larry?: Wnat?: It's a circular trampoline: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
I'm wonderstruck, blushing all the way home
A True English Diva-To-Be <3
Gender: Female
Location: Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun~
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:14 pm
Posts: 1199
Brother: Uh, okay... *takes mouthful* Ugh! It tastes like cake!
Me: You don't say...
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Elimentary!
Gender: Female
Location: England
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Fri Jul 23, 2010 9:43 am
Posts: 149
Friend: A lemming? Thats one of those little people. You know.... Leprachaun!
It's a Goverment Pig!
Gender: Female
Location: Inaba
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Sat Jul 10, 2010 7:36 pm
Posts: 52
Teacher Guy in my class
: Guy in my class #2 Me Girl in class OK, now, say something positive about yourself My eyes are beautiful like the ocean! I'm just brilliant! I'm perfect in everyway *laughs* You're just saying that because you're too embarrassed to actually say what you think! No Miss, they actually think that. Gumshoe thinks he's gorgeous! But I am!I don't know why, but it amused me.
Also. I actually nearly cried when this happened
Art Teacher:
Maths Teacher:
Guy in class Mr Gavin, can you supervise this class when I'm photocopying these worksheets? Yeah sure. Mr Gavin! Can you ask Mr Payne if I can get a new pencil? This one's too small. That's strange, Gumshoe, I always thought you were used to handling small objects!*class bursts into laughter except Gumshoe*
I don't get it*five minutes later*
Oh! Now I get it! Mr Gavin, you're lucky the headmistress didn't hear that *facepalm*
I'm wonderstruck, blushing all the way home
My childhood right here
Gender: Male
Location: The motherfuggin' DigiWorld!
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Thu Jun 17, 2010 12:55 am
Posts: 1788
Friend
Me*playing Trauma Center*
*reading text* Ok... Ayup. We gotta use the laser on the blue orgasms... *spit-takes* what?
"Do a barrel roll!"
Gender: Female
Location: Anywhere I want to be. Teleportation rocks!!
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Thu May 20, 2010 9:15 pm
Posts: 86
Fat girl: *says something completely rude and uncalled for*
Best friend: "You know what? You don't have periods, you have exclamation marks."
Everyone in the class was stunned into silence before bursting into uproarious laughter.
The Real Human Being
Gender: Male
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Oct 22, 2008 5:53 pm
Posts: 3481
ME: FIRE BALL! ((Mario's B attack))
Dean: *swats the fireball with a fan*
He flies into the air and attacks the smash ball.
I head jump him and steal the ball.
Me: so you have that fan blows away flames, But your fan can't blow out THIS fire!
I use the final smash noticing him laughing his ass of to my right.
He loses his final life, saying;
"Dude, that was the lamest, most awesome thing you've ever said."
My childhood right here
Gender: Male
Location: The motherfuggin' DigiWorld!
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Thu Jun 17, 2010 12:55 am
Posts: 1788
ME: FIRE BALL! ((Mario's B attack))
Dean: *swats the fireball with a fan*
He flies into the air and attacks the smash ball.
I head jump him and steal the ball.
Me: so you have that fan blows away flames, But your fan can't blow out THIS fire!
I use the final smash noticing him laughing his ass of to my right.
He loses his final life, saying;
"Dude, that was the lamest, most awesome thing you've ever said."
Sounds like something from an anime.
SMASHING DAY FOR A BARBEQUE.
Gender: Male
Location: The Land of Tea and Crumpets...England.
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Jun 03, 2009 3:58 pm
Posts: 1564
- Hey wanna play LOL?
- How do you play LOL then? - Well basically you just say LOL as loud as you can and whoever gets caught first loses. - okay. LOL - LOL - LOL!!Probably was just a 'had to be there' thing but it was hilarious in my eyes, mainly because of the amount of stupidity involved.
Mrs. Jeon Jungkook ♥
Gender: Female
Location: Austria
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Sat Sep 18, 2010 6:38 pm
Posts: 1230
- Meh.
- My BFF. - Another BFF. - A good friend of mine. - My mom.___________________________
: *read text* Oh okay, I should do it. : Let me see that! : *chews the chewing gum* Hmm.. mh. : *writes a sms* Tipptipptipptipptippelditippda... : *plays the game* : *looks at tha game* : So, guys! Wanna some drink or anyone else? : Yes, please. A new chewing gum, please. : Uhmm, uh.. Okay. : *hitting him* Hey! Be nice to my mom! : ... 'Kay. : OWWWWWW! : What? *looks at the game* .... *looks again* .... 
: IS THE RED-HAIRED WOMAN REALLY A RED-HAIRED WOMAN? : W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? : *fells down on the floor* ...Ouch. : Oh, you mean.. Ron... Wait. Uh.... WHAT? *shot* : That's what I'm said! Wait, what? She is a he? : Oh, I guess so.. : But I've ever think, that 'Ron' is a short form from Ronaldia... : *laughs* : WHAT? : You forgot one thing.. You know, the MCDonalds has a very funny clown.. : Oh. I know. RONALD MCDELITE! He is really Ronald? : .... Hahahaha.... XD It's not 'McDeLite' - it's 'McDonalds'... : ??? No. He's really McDeLite. I know it. : Ugh.. I know, that isn't funny, but it's the only near-funny-story between me and my BFF...
Ron as Ronald McDonald? Nah, really. >.>
But suddenly, we’re tired, from a waste of meaningless emotions
yet another Edgeworth fangirl...
Gender: Female
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Sun Sep 19, 2010 5:29 am
Posts: 22
Little bro: *holding up my peace necklace* "Do you know what happens when you mess with peace? Peace will mess you up! And stab you with a hot chick!"
Also a couple of days ago:
Me: HOW COME YOU ALWAYS GET ANGRY WHEN I ASK RHETORICAL OR PHILOSOPHICAL QUESTIONS?!
Little bro: ...who's Phylis?
<(o_o)>
U-U
Is still absolute trash.
Gender: Female
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Mon Feb 15, 2010 12:56 am
Posts: 724
Me: *chokes on drink*
........... What? The? Fu**?Uhhh..... *there went her thought of watching Twilight*
The Trusty Nudal!
Gender: Male
Location: Utopia
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:35 am
Posts: 695
The Sean Chronicles: Episode 1
Ms Stone: So, remember class, always wear your poppies over your heart. If you wear it anywhere else, it's really disrespectful to the people who died.
Sean: Ith it dithrethpectful to have it on yo tongue?
Yeah, pretty lame...
The Sean Chronicles: Episode 2
Mr. Begin: OK class, get working on you history assignment.
Sean: This homework is retarded.
Mr. Begin: Now Sean, retarded is a very offensive word, and If you don't use it in the right context, some people -
Sean: OK, this history homework is slow-childed.
Mr. Begin: Now Sean, that's another insulting use of language, considering -
Sean: OK, this history homework is retarded.
1000% Knight
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Rank: Moderators
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Posts: 6932
Friend: Aaaah, I just had a delicious mango smoothie~
Me: Meh
(She already knows I do not particularly care for mangos)
Friend: Hey, you had better not say ANYTING about mangos, ever, okay?!
Me: Mangos......................... are fruit.
(She then admitted that she did not expect it, and actually really liked it xD)
Credit to Evolina for the sig+avatar!
I'm bad at puzzle solving..
Gender: Female
Location: The land of depressing weather.
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Fri Jul 08, 2011 8:17 am
Posts: 421
Okay, here's something funny from the day we were doing Group Talks.
My Friend: We're doing Movies We Hate.
Teacher: So what movie do you hate?
Person #1: Marmaduke.
Person #2: *some movie*
Person #3: *some movie*
My Friend: Back To The Future.
Class: =O
Me: H-how can you not like that movie?
Teacher: She's entitled to her own opinion.
Class: *most still looking like this:
and a few looking like 
*
Professor Layton & The Lost Future. Best game ever.
I live everywhere and nowhere, usually as Kumori. My YouTube is 'WoodULikeSumCatFood', shamelessly ripped from a friend of mine.
1000% Knight
Gender: Male
Rank: Moderators
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Credit to Evolina for the sig+avatar!
The GG. The Girl Gamer
Gender: Female
Location: USA
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Fri Jul 08, 2011 6:28 pm
Posts: 97
Friend: What do you want to do after we're done eating?
Me: I don't know.
Friend: How about we play soccer? (she knows I hate soccer)
Me: *as loud as I can* OBJECTION YOU KNOW I HATE SOCCER!!!!!!!!
Friend: *stares at me like I'm from Mars*
Me: *realizes my friend doesn't know about PW* Errrrr
Gone sarnet, Gunter!
Gender: Female
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Fri Jul 08, 2011 5:21 pm
Posts: 222
Yeah, since we don't have one of those, I'll just share one of my few puns here.
I was playing Oblivion while my bro was helping me do some quests. I just got the Shadowmere from Lucien of the Dark Brotherhood.
Bro: Aw man, Jess. This horse is so awesome. One time this group of bandits attacked me. I got off the horse and it just started attacking them. He killed all 3 of them!
Me: Lol, a one horse open slay...
Bro: *spits on me from laughing too hard*
SMASHING DAY FOR A BARBEQUE.
Gender: Male
Location: The Land of Tea and Crumpets...England.
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Jun 03, 2009 3:58 pm
Posts: 1564
Me: Remember kids, never eat crack...
Friend: SNIFF IT UP YOUR NOSE!
---
Me: If you were a shape, what would you be?
Friend: A circle, 'cuz thats how I ROLL, sistah!
---
My childhood right here
Gender: Male
Location: The motherfuggin' DigiWorld!
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Posts: 1788
It was a sad, DL-6 kinda day.
SMASHING DAY FOR A BARBEQUE.
Gender: Male
Location: The Land of Tea and Crumpets...England.
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Jun 03, 2009 3:58 pm
Posts: 1564
-Hey, come take a look at this! -'kay
-kk -*Gasp*
My childhood right here
Gender: Male
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-'kay -kk -*Gasp*I do this all the time
Gone sarnet, Gunter!
Gender: Female
Rank: Decisive Witness
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Posts: 222
SMASHING DAY FOR A BARBEQUE.
Gender: Male
Location: The Land of Tea and Crumpets...England.
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Jun 03, 2009 3:58 pm
Posts: 1564
-'kay -kk -*Gasp*I do this all the time
This has happened more than once. It happens pretty much every time it could happen.
The Hoosiers :) Just too cool.
Gender: Female
Location: Bob land.
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Wed May 05, 2010 7:01 pm
Posts: 442
-'kay -kk -*Gasp*I do this all the time
This has happened more than once. It happens pretty much every time it could happen.
Oh my, it does happen alot. and i mean, alot.
WE DON'T ME TO THOUGH! :'(
(click the pic for pandas graphics~)
SMASHING DAY FOR A BARBEQUE.
Gender: Male
Location: The Land of Tea and Crumpets...England.
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Jun 03, 2009 3:58 pm
Posts: 1564
*me and friend lean in to each other, back to back, rubbing chins)
Me and Friend: Cuuuriouus....
I'm bad at puzzle solving..
Gender: Female
Location: The land of depressing weather.
Rank: Medium-in-training
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Posts: 421
= Me = My friend*we're playing Twister*
HURRY UP THIS IS PAINFUL YOU KNOW... *farts* You just farted in my face. Pwwwwhhh! = Me
= Another friend of mine*we're hanging out listening to songs on my iPod*
I don't want to listen to songs I've never heard before. Okay then. (But how do you hear and like new songs? ...forget it.) = ME AGAIN. = My dad.*I have hung up a CD cover that I drew, A Lawyer's Index Finger Goes Everywhere*
So a lawyer's index finger goes up their nose? Uh... no... yes... And up their butt? *laughs*
Professor Layton & The Lost Future. Best game ever.
I live everywhere and nowhere, usually as Kumori. My YouTube is 'WoodULikeSumCatFood', shamelessly ripped from a friend of mine.
The Hoosiers :) Just too cool.
Gender: Female
Location: Bob land.
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Wed May 05, 2010 7:01 pm
Posts: 442
*me and friend lean in to each other, back to back, rubbing chins)
Me and Friend: Cuuuriouus....
GASP, SHUT YO' MOUTH FOO'
if yo' were cool, you'd know what it meant |D
(click the pic for pandas graphics~)
My childhood right here
Gender: Male
Location: The motherfuggin' DigiWorld!
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Thu Jun 17, 2010 12:55 am
Posts: 1788
Breaking hiatus.
Gender: Male
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:36 pm
Posts: 454
Me: Well crap. We'll have to rewind it.
Friend: ...we have to what?
It was such a quick response, I didn't have a chance to finish my drink and I spat it all over the TV, laughing.
The Zelda Geek
Gender: Male
Location: Skyloft, Skies above Hyrule
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Fri Jul 08, 2011 8:01 am
Posts: 169
: Me
: Friend : Classmate #1 : Classmate #2We were doing a small comercial for English class. Ours was icecream themed. We were talking about making props.
: Alright Adrian, you do this. : Alright, whatever. : Edgeworth, you make the cones. : Naw man, I suck on cones. : *Laugh* : What?
I'm bad at puzzle solving..
Gender: Female
Location: The land of depressing weather.
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Fri Jul 08, 2011 8:17 am
Posts: 421
"Olga? Really?"
I nearly died.
Professor Layton & The Lost Future. Best game ever.
I live everywhere and nowhere, usually as Kumori. My YouTube is 'WoodULikeSumCatFood', shamelessly ripped from a friend of mine.
let's just tell them that we met in jail
Gender: Female
Location: England
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Sat May 16, 2009 4:22 pm
Posts: 796
What the Devil is going on here?
Gender: Female
Location: Sydney, Australia
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:18 am
Posts: 905
"If you were an animal what would you be?"
"I don't know.."
"I'd be a panda.. just sit around all day in a tree eating as much bamboo as I can and if I run out of bamboo, just eat meat!"
"But pandas have a severe shortage of food because their forests are being chopped down.."
"FINE! A captive panda!"
She then followed up later with.. "Even better! I'll be a shell-less tortoise. They don't move their whole life unless something crosses their path that they can eat."
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