Ace Sidekick!
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☆☆☆ Kira ☆☆☆
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TAKE THAT! NO CAR IS A MATCH FOR ULTRON!
PUNY HUMANS CAN'T EVEN DESTROY A SIMPLE CAR. WHAT HOPE DOES HUMANITY HAVE LEFT IF THEY CAN'T EVEN DEFEND THEMSELVES AGAINST FOREIGN THREATS?!
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Some 'oughta call 'ol Tony Stark so he could straighten this metalhead out!
☆☆☆ Kira ☆☆☆
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Ace Sidekick!
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*uses laser eyes on Blak*
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*shoots a whole bunch of webs in his face and then webs up his arms and legs*
☆☆☆ Kira ☆☆☆
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*Ultron easily breaks Gnobo's webs as he walks forward*
ULTRON IS UNFAZED BY THESE PITIFUL ATTEMPTS AT RESISTANCE. COMMENCING COMPLETE DESTRUCTION SEQUENCE.
*Ultron flies towards Gnobo at a speed faster than sound and rams his knee into Gnobo's jaw*
Too bad. Waluigi Time.
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☆☆☆ Kira ☆☆☆
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*Ultron tracks Luke's Batmobile/Batwing/Batvehicle with his optic sensors and fires his concussion blasts*
MERE PARLOR TRICKS HAVE NO EFFECT ON ULTRON. ALL OF YOU WILL BE MADE EXAMPLES OF UNDER THE NEW WORLD ULTRON ORDER!
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*Ultron easily breaks Gnobo's webs as he walks forward*
ULTRON IS UNFAZED BY THESE PITIFUL ATTEMPTS AT RESISTANCE. COMMENCING COMPLETE DESTRUCTION SEQUENCE.
*Ultron flies towards Gnobo at a speed faster than sound and rams his knee into Gnobo's jaw*
(Geez! MJ's gonna have to patch this up in the morning! Wait a second, we're not married, and I'm not actually Peter Parker...well that's just great)
*quickly web slings into the sewers to hide and think of another strategy*
Man, getting kicked by that guy is like getting punched by Logan on a bad day! A REALLY bad day! How am I supposed to fight him if he's made out of adamantium?!
Ace Sidekick!
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☆☆☆ Kira ☆☆☆
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**The encephalo-ray puts people into a sorta deathlike coma. I'm not making this up. Kinda feels like I'm godmodding, but Ultron is just too good. Plus Ultron is a mass produced robot so....**
PITIFUL HUMANS. YOU'RE CONTINUED ATTEMPTS AT RESISTANCE ARE BOTH ENTERTAINING AND PATHETIC AT BEST. IF YOU CANNOT EVEN DESTROY ONE ULTRON, WHAT HOPE DO YOU HAVE AGAINST AN ARMY?!
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**The encephalo-ray puts people into a sorta deathlike coma. I'm not making this up. Kinda feels like I'm godmodding, but Ultron is just too good. Plus Ultron is a mass produced robot so....**
PITIFUL HUMANS. YOU'RE CONTINUED ATTEMPTS AT RESISTANCE ARE BOTH ENTERTAINING AND PATHETIC AT BEST. IF YOU CANNOT EVEN DESTROY ONE ULTRON, WHAT HOPE DO YOU HAVE AGAINST AN ARMY?!
(Wait! I got it! I just hope this'll do SOME damage to him!)
*while Blak's back is turned, Gnobo quietly gets out of the sewer, and makes himself a human sling-shot by webbing up two buildings on both sides of him. He steps back further and further until he feels as if the webs could snap. He takes both feet off the ground, and launches himself straight into Blak's back and nails him at an amazing speed!*
Too bad. Waluigi Time.
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How do you like those apples?
☆☆☆ Kira ☆☆☆
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YOU HUMANS HAVE NO UNDERSTANDING OF LOSS. WHILE THAT IS AN ADMIRABLE QUALITY TO HAVE, IT IS SERVES ABSOLUTELY NO PURPOSE. PERSISTENCE WILL ONLY LEAD TO YOUR DESTRUCTION! NOW, LET US SEE IF A HUMAN CAN WITHSTAND THE HEAT OF THE SUN! ULTRON KNOWS HE CAN.
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('Kay Supergirl, I hope you've got super mind-reading powers or something! I need your help 'cuz I'm about to get cooked into Roasted Spider-Surprise if you don't do something quickly!)
Too bad. Waluigi Time.
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TAKE THAT!
☆☆☆ Kira ☆☆☆
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YOUR END IS NIGH PUNY HUMAN. IF YOU CAN MANAGE TO HOLD YOUR BREATH THEN THE SUN WILL BURN YOU TO ASHES!
*Ultron comes to a sudden stop and lightly shoves Gnobo towards the blazing ball of energy*
Edit: *Ultron is already in space. He cannot be touched by Earthlings with no space combat capabilities.*
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(Urk! I can't web anything in space! Even if I could, then when I re-enter Earth's atmosphere, I'll burn into a crisp!)
(Darn it all Supergirl! Would'ya stop playing around with Clark or something and get over here! I'm going to die if you don't fly over here and fast!)
Ace Sidekick!
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(Eh? Why would you think I'm playing with Clark?!)
Too bad. Waluigi Time.
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Hush, my children. Have no fear. The man in the moon is the engineer.
*Dollmaker comes out of moon and disintegrates Ultron with Ruin*
☆☆☆ Kira ☆☆☆
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Blak sits and watches the entertainment while eating popcorn.
"Oh... Gnobo's going to die. Oh well. That'll teach him for kicking me out of the Dating Thread. I think Emiko really did get hit by the encephalo-ray, well she didn't last very long. Looks like Luke finally destroyed one Ultron. I definitely wasn't expecting something of that caliber from him. Guess it's time to send another."
*push*
*munch munch munch*
It's a good thing I don't even know where I am. That way Emiko can't read my mind to pinpoint my exact location. Kinda feels like I'm an evil genius, but I'm trapped here against my own will."
*Ultron's data was instantly transferred to another dormant unit as his body was completely destroyed. The new Ultron emerged from the secret base and flew off to destroy Luke*
LIKE IT WAS SAID EARLIER HUMAN. DESTROY ONE, AND ANOTHER WILL TAKE ITS PLACE. I'VE GATHERED STATISTICAL EVIDENCE ON YOU HUMAN! YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A FRAIL BOY WHO CONTROLS VASTLY POWERFUL OTHER BEINGS. TIME TO DESTROY THE PUPPETMASTER.
*Ultron dashes towards Luke before anyone could react and grabs his arms. Ultron forcibly rips his arms from their sockets and begins beating Luke's head in with his arms.*
**I'm getting increasingly violent. I like where this roleplay is going. I kinda feel like Guts from Berserk now.**
Too bad. Waluigi Time.
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☆☆☆ Kira ☆☆☆
Gender: Male
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I don't even know how this game works anymore.
Too bad. Waluigi Time.
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There. Problem solved. Catwoman will have my ass for this, but... *kisses unconscious Emi* LIVE! LIVE!
☆☆☆ Kira ☆☆☆
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There. Problem solved. Catwoman will have my ass for this, but... *kisses unconscious Emi* LIVE! LIVE!
Once again, the rules on this game are lost on me.
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There. Problem solved. Catwoman will have my ass for this, but... *kisses unconscious Emi* LIVE! LIVE!
(For some reason, I have this sudden feeling of jealousy...eh, it's probably nothing. But for the love of everything good in the world, someone PLEASE save me!)
Too bad. Waluigi Time.
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☆☆☆ Kira ☆☆☆
Gender: Male
Location: Nippon-Weeb-Land
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Posts: 2512
There. Problem solved. Catwoman will have my ass for this, but... *kisses unconscious Emi* LIVE! LIVE!
(For some reason, I have this sudden feeling of jealousy...eh, it's probably nothing. But for the love of everything good in the world, someone PLEASE save me!)
(Please see Court Records Dating Thread for more information)
*Blak wakes up*
"Well it's a good thing I can never die since I'm god after all. Time to send more Ultrons to fuck with everyone. Hell I'll even use console commands. Gnobo's death is taking too long, so I'll send an Ultron to send him flying into the sun. Luke is godmodding so take away his godmode. Emiko can wake up now so she can kill Luke since he stole a kiss from her.. Done.... annnnndd.... Done. Everything is balanced with the help of SPIRAL POWER!"
*Blak curls up onto his bed and snuggles with his dakimakura.*
"Oh Christiane, why can't you be real?"
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Ace Sidekick!
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The Zelda Geek
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Hey guys! *waves*
What I miss?
Ace Sidekick!
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Hey guys! *waves*
What I miss?
We were having a super hero/villian theme day.
Is it a video game theme day now? If that's the case...*runs into the dressing room*
*Comes out with fox ears/tail, hair tied up, wearing a white coat, black shirt, green pants, and red boots*
*Makes enterance* I am now a female version of Fox McCloud. :)
The Zelda Geek
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*Sees wreck of all that's happened.*
... Seriously, what did I miss.
Ace Sidekick!
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*Sees wreck of all that's happened.*
... Seriously, what did I miss.
All I remember was us originally having fun flashing super hero cosplays, then I was just minding my own business trying to life cars and then a giant robot knocked me out. I woke up with not much knowledge of what happened. :(
☆☆☆ Kira ☆☆☆
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For your information! Ultron is the same size as an average sized man! Get it right scrub!
The Zelda Geek
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*Clicks a few buttons on arm-cannon, activating the Scan Visor. He then looks around.*
I don't se-- Oh!
*Points arm-cannon at Blak.*
Freeze!! Not one move, or I blow up your head.
☆☆☆ Kira ☆☆☆
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*Clicks a few buttons on arm-cannon, activating the Scan Visor. He then looks around.*
I don't se-- Oh!
*Points arm-cannon at Blak.*
Freeze!! Not one move, or I blow up your head.
*Uses Lethality before TB could do anything*
The Zelda Geek
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☆☆☆ Kira ☆☆☆
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Presses L/R+Start.
Come on soldier, just slap a bandaid on that and we're good.
The Zelda Geek
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*Comes out of the ship.*
I live!!
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