Funny, I used to dream that I was floating in water, but I was atop my bed. '_'

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I dreamt once that I slept underwater

lol it may necessarily have to do with underwater, but with underwear, but... I once dreamt that I was doing my school's lunchroom line when I noticed I was in underwear. '_' That was a bit embarrassing even though it was just a dream, but when I got up, I thanked God it was all just a dream, lol.

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The most common recurring dream I have is where I'm flying...well, I guess I should call it a recurring TRAIT in my dreams, because I can often fly even when it makes no sense.

I also have a lot of dreams where someone is trying to kill me, or where I have to fight against someone (often violently) to protect myself or others. As much as I try, I can't seem to have the, er...pleasurable dreams I want to have. Dammit, haha.

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Surprisingly, I've never dreamt that I'm flying.

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Aw. You're missing out; it's a cool "dream power" to have haha. I seem to be able to "activate" it only in some dreams though...

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Actually... I think I've never dreamt something that has to do with flying and birds, seeing as how I don't remembering dreaming of boarding a plane, birds, feathers, the likes.

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Had a bizarre dream about Persona 4 (not for the first time...)

I hope it wasn't about the Midnight Channel. *shrugs* '_'

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Yeah, it was about the Midnight Channel!
But I didn't see someone I know in the TV, just a weird place... Kinda like a theater full of red armchairs...

I had a dream that I was the protagonist in some sort of JRPG. The dream started with me and a small group of others, including my father, spying on the mayor of a town, who we believed to be corrupt. We were invited in for food, and I didn't eat any because I thought it was suspicious. The other people died of poisoning and me, my father, and two others, a boy and a girl, escaped. My father told me he would go get us some weapons to take the mayor down. It then cut to a black screen saying CHAPTER 1: THE STRANGE DISCOVERY, where it showed three months later with me, the boy and the girl sitting around a campfire discussing why my father hasn't returned yet. Then, zombies suddenly burst out of the ground, beginning the first battles. I faced against the zombies in an RPG style, then I woke up.

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You mean you woke up before your got your EXP? What a rip-off!

C-A

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Yeah I mean that's as bad as losing progress because of a sudden powercut (so I save ALL the time now).


Last night I dreamed I was at a party at my friends house, lets call him N. Then I realised I'd lost track of time and would struggle to get the last bus back home. N said "No problem I'll drive you" which is peculiar as he can't drive.

So cut to the car and I'm sitting in the backseat, friend X's mother is sitting in the passenger seat claiming to be N's mother, N doesn't seem to disagree so I shrug, it's a dream after all. N explains that so long as his mother is there it counts as a driving lesson, provided the insurance is alright I think this is actually totally legal in the UK.

So we start heading back to a not-quite-perfect version of my hometown and get to a T-junction. Then N loses it and starts driving crazy recklessly swivelling violently in the road causing other cars to skid out of the way and stuff. His mother freaks out as well as we crash into a stone wall and the car explodes cartoonishly. When I wake up I'm feeling pretty sore and blackened in the wreckage, N and his mother are nowhere to be seen. A policeman comes up and starts questioning me but I feel he's being awfully aggressive about it, I get the feeling he's just trying to get enough to build a case against me for the crash and the driving and confront him about this but he just smirks and says "No one will believe you over a police officer". Rolling my eyes I start limping away since it's not too far from home. Eventually I'm walking down the hill to my house and this woman grins and kicks a petrol can over on top of the hill so it runs down the road before dropping a lighter on it. My in-universe knowledge tells me she's a member of a crime gang or something that's been causing the police trouble lately and maybe responsible for my friend freaking out.

I vault the fence into a muddy field so the fire can't spread there and call home to let them know to leave through the backdoor to avoid the fire, though based on our stone driveway I'm fairly sure it's safe. However the mysterious woman has disappeared when I look back up the hill.

Then I awake.

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Wow, that's a pretty epic dream, Pierre.

Ages ago, I dreamt I was being framed for murdering this guy. I hid out in a barn and bunch of cops tried to shoot me. Afterwards I tried to hide in this abandoned house, but then a bunch of zombies started attacking me. Then the police found me again, and I had to go to this hospital to try and find the real culprit. I was walking to an elevator when the cops found me again, so I hid in the crowd. Then I woke up.

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I dreamt Kuroshitsuji Yaoi Hetero Porn... sort of.
Dream started out that my old Anatomy/Dermatology/Nutrition teacher in cosmetician school kept the class, which had nothing to do with Kuroshitsuji, in school longer for no reason. School usually left out between 2 and 2:15 PM - not in real life, but in that dream, and he kept us in until 2:20 PM. Again, no idea why.

Then it switched to looking at thumbnails of dirty videos. You know the kind, the typical porn site stuff. Technically, I was watching a Kuroshitsuji episode and then the Episode ended with a Pick Your Path thing. I could choose between a dirty scene where Sebastian does dirty, naughty, teasing things to Ciel or to the scene between Sebastian and that nun, although that scene was described as Sebastian "being like Ciel, teasing and then doing the right thing and leaving" or something like that.
Which I found weird, I do not recall Ciel doing anything naughty ever and I am quite sure Sebastian... well, okay, he would be the type to get the person in bed totally heated up and then leaving. Cause he's a jerk like that. But here, they made it sound, and it was, that he realized teasing and sleeping with that nun was a bad thing and he left after some teasing.
I'm sure tons of that nun-haters agree that Sebastian should not sleep with her.
Funnily enough, the thumbnail for that video - they were separated into the Ciel and the nun one - was Sebastian on a bed, showing his chest. You know, all sexy like and his shirt open and such.

I remember this is the part where I realized that I was watching this with my husband. I turned towards him, he was lying on my bed, and I pointed out to him how sexy-teasy Sebastian was. Pointless, since he knows that.
Anyway, since I hadn't watched the anime yet and I wanted to see the "tame" version first, I decided to go for the nun one. Also, I was wearing my headset and I have this thing about sound in my H stuff... whatever, whatever, I watched it. It kinda skipped it, I think. I do remember wondering how the anime works out, what with these two paths as an option.

Then later chose the Ciel one because I am a Yaoi fangirl at heart and all that. Also, Sebastian and Ciel are so totally obvious... well, original plan was them to be lovers, anyway. Whatever, I clicked on it and watched it with my husband.
First it was a fullscreen video. Pretty tame teasing and foreplay and all, and I realized the voices were in English... kinda weird, but my thought was how Daisuke Ono, voicing Snow and Sebastian, spoke English really well before I fully realized that this English Dub was not Daisuke Ono.

The scene suddenly switched to being in some girl's room that was next to Ciel's. Hell if I know who that chick was, it wasn't Elizabeth. The girl was out and all, but when she appeared, she had black hair. Ciel took a bath in that room's golden bathtub - yeah, I don't know.
Turns out the PoV changes and suddenly I am Ciel. Mostly what Sebastian is doing is watching Ciel take a bath... technically, that's quite normal for them. Anyhow, then it turns out that I am in that bathtub and reading a manga which is the dirty Sebastian-Ciel stuff.
Stayed in that bathtub so long with that manga that the bathwater was turning cold. Was about to tell Sebastian to bring some hot water, two maids come in and one dumps a bucket full of very hot water into the tub and the other a bucket of ice cubes... well, it did warm the bathwater somewhat.

Then, after the bath, turns out that I am watching the guys again, but the reality is that Ciel is reading the manga about the dirty stuff between him and Sebastian. And the manga ended before anything really good happened, although it had sketches of what happened during the next volume.



So with the PoV changing all the time...
By the way on that dream porn site, there was also a thumbnail video of what looked like Ciel and Elizabeth doing it. I'd recognize those blond curly-pigtails anywhere. But they looked a bit older than they are now...

You know, I'm not surprised I dreamt of Yaoi. I've read Yaoi recently, although not yesterday and I'm not surprised about dreaming of Kuroshitsuji. Although I haven't paid much attention to that since the last chapter, out about 2 1/2 weeks ago.

Oh and this all was dreamt between 8 AM, when the neighbor's toddler son woke me up, I decided to sleep again until I woke up properly around 9:17 AM. Yes, I dreamt all of is in a little over an hour.

C-A

PS: During those sketches, one speechbubble had Sebastian say that he was a Virgin bottom, too.
Just like Ciel... I'm just gonna leave that here and let you think about that.

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XP Think I'd have preferred the spoiler tags WAAAAAAAY earlier for most of that dream.

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Just today I had a weird dream that involved driving with my sister around a beach like area. Later, I was at a college activity atop a two floor roofed basketball court eating with a friend and a lot of people around. Suddenly, I'm nude, and a friend we have in common comes in and my first friend's parents too and her dad is nude too.

Weird dream indeed... '_'

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I dreamt weird-ass shit that involves Lightning Returns, but also some GS5.

The GS5 thing first. Basically, all I remember is that the 5th Case of the game was that Maya was killed by Athena. Now, given the spoilers I have read, this is wrong, of course, but one thing is "correct"...

The rest of the dream was my playing Lightning Returns, which made no sense cause it said that the Lightning I was controlling was a fake, a robot and that the real one was still somewhere. At one point, I was told to look into a closet to see the truth. In the closet, a large bag was there and it was upright and I opened the left part of it and it had Lumina-Sera-Fuckwhoeverthatis inside of it. The right side was empty, which is where the real Lightning should have been.
Also, it included a part about the ending which I THINK I spoiled myself, but to be honest... if that spoiler-ending part is true, I can tell you that I will not be surprised. Because if it is, I can honestly say, I thought that was gonna happen in XIII-2, anyway.

Also, my dream included some Vocaloid Project Diva-ish parts where there was DLC for a Doremi Rhythm Game, which included giving the girls some outfits that looked a little Final Fantasy-ish and they danced and sang songs from LR, if you got the DLC.

You know what this means? THIS MEANS I NEED TO PLAY LIGHTNING RETURNS ALREADY!!

Another part of the dream was my husband trying to cook for me and he said he warmed up the picture of Graeme with the something Santa and I rushed to the kitchen to turn the stove off, cause what was holding the picture together, the glue, was not the edible kind although he wanted to use it to butter up something or so... yeah, weird.

C-A

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So today I had a weird set of dreams:

+ My mom got herself an iPhone 5s and told my sister to give her old Samsung Galaxy S4 to the husband of one of my sister's friends.

+ I was having a conversation with a former close friend. .-.

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I had a bizarre dream where I started having the same problems with my new car as I did with my old car, when who should show up as my mechanic? The dead psychic Sylvia Browne! (Though oddly, she was alive here) Apparently, in the dream, she felt qualified to diagnose automobile issues because her super psychic powers were sooooooo totally accurate when it came to humans . I'm guessing that was my subconscious telling me to not let dangerously stupid people run my life, no matter what sort of 'titles of qualification' they give themselves.

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I had a dream once that I woke up about 400 pounds wearing nothing but a diaper. My bed had changed into a giant crib, and my room had turned into a baby's room. My mother came in, treating me like a baby, and apparently everyone up to the age of 30 was now a big fat baby. It was quite weird, and the weirdest thing is, when I woke up, I felt really aroused for some reason.

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Adult baby fetish people? Oddly, they do exist.

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King Baby
You know, that note of it having an FCC complaint against it, I find hilarious. It's a freaking CSI show, what the hell do they think it'll show?

C-A

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Ooooh, this is a great thread for me, I have weird/awesome/scary/freaky dreams all the time.

Note, I'm a lucid dreamer, so everything I dream I can actually feel and taste and smell and whatnot, which can be awesome or horrible at times.


This is one of my recurring dreams of sorts, it has… a sort of ongoing storyline, and this is one of the middle bits, but I'll fill in some details as and when it's needed.

In this dream, I'm trapped in a strange cave, the entrance is several hundred feet above ground with a small waterfall leading down into a forest of impossibly high trees, though there is no way to safely reach any of the trees; but bizarre creatures roam the forest, I can never make out quite what they are, but they chill me to the bone.

I happened across an 'accomplice' of sorts, he's a small blob a little smaller than my head, he has the consistency of jelly, but he's covered in thick black messy looking hair, he as little beady eyes that are a shade or two darker than his fur, and he calls himself Vyers.

He initially offered to lead me through the winding and twisting caverns, but he despises me and often gives me misleading information and advice that almost always results in my excruciating death, and whenever I wake up there, I can still feel the pain he forced upon me and the countless times he betrayed me, yet he would swear he was a changed man and would actually help, because I was so. very. angry with him that I threatened to slice him open and burn him alive.

The cavern is pitch black and I always need either a flaming torch or a wisp <floating ball of fire I conjure that encircles around me and lights my path> just to see my hand in front of my face, the entire cave is full of traps and narrow walkways, whatever brief spell of not navigating through the devil's playground, I encounter creatures.

They are creatures at least 12 feet tall, completely musclebound with long hair and wearing little more than rags, their hands and feet are bound in thick shackles and even thicker chains, just a single punch from them can tear holes in the wall and I all too often had my body ripped open or head severed, they can also use their chains to strangle or as a whip.

They are called the Gigi, and tend to roam in groups of 3 to 7, they, along with the treacherous Vyers, are in service of the Bone Queen, who I met several times.

Her lair is filled with decaying and rotten meat, likely from her previous victims or from some undercooked feast, as most of it appeared to be from creatures, such as deer, rats and even her own Gigis.

Her outfit is made from rotten meat clinging loosely to splintered and bound bones, the festering flesh is used as some sick rope to hold her ensemble together.

She's a vicious and cruel woman, she often enjoys to torment others, and have on many occasions tortured me as to how I even found her lair, her torture include many things, such as cutting a single digit off a single finger at a time and slowly making her way up my arms, cutting through bone and muscle inch by agonising inch, and when I had no arms, she would sever my toes, one segment of each digit at a time before reducing me to only a torso, at which point she would burn my eyes and then rip my chest open, I could feel her feast and tear my organs to shreds, her jagged teeth sent sick waves of torment through my being, although she would vary it, each time you never know what she's going to do. One time she ripped my fingernails out, and there's a reason why the chinese would shove bamboo splinters under your fingernails.

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Another dream, I'm sitting in my room, I can hear children singing something, it gets louder and I can make out that it's ring around a roses. (I think that's the name anyway.)

Then, a group of eight children burst in, each one can't be much older than nine or ten, but each is marked by some horrific injury or event, such as third degree burns, having part of their head and body physically shot or cut off, having their eye ripped or hanging out, etc.

They swarm me, and they remove their forearms, revealing blades, they bind me in razor wire and drag me to a forest, chaining me to a tree, the grow of children is now larger, with at least 20 of them now.

They're slowly encircling me and singing the song, after each verse, they take one step closer to me, when they're within 5 paces, their arms twist into monstrous looking blades, and the children seem to turn into monstrous shadows of their former selves, looking more like deformed demons than children, then they tear me to shreds after hacking and slashing at me, some some of them will tear my entire limbs out and either devour it until there's only bones, or they'll play games with it, as if it's foam baseball bat.

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I have many others, such as one about a skinless woman that follows me only when I look away, or a dead Siamese twin attached to my wrist (we share the left hand.) and many, many others, but I need to get back to work. (I wrote this on my break.)

Just now I had another dream I was having a conversation with my former buddy. .-.
This is getting weird.

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I had a dream with someone who I barely know... We were in the cinema for academic purposes. Yeah, I don't know why, but watching a movie was part of their academic assignment (or something like that)

Suddenly, they started to talk about genetics... I panicked because I didn't want them to think I'm a complete ignorant, so I talked about everything I know about the subject trying to sound knowledgeable. I basically grasped at straws.
But... It worked! The person was like "whoooaaa you're amazing, you're da best, you know everything about it"

I often have dreams where I have to prove to someone that I'm intelligent. It's probably a lot to do with my old fear that people will think I'm stupid or inadequate for some reason. But, usually in the dream I'm trying to show my skills at Japanese or something to impress my old teachers. It usually ends in me messing something up, though. I'm glad I don't worry about things like that anymore.

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Dreamt of Lightning Returns! It was more, like, a demo of the game and it started with the end of XIII, but with a mixture of things that makes me think it was actually XIII-2. Anyway, the ending did not finish on a good note as originally, but more on a bad note. The big bad was unleashed or something and after doing something to Snow that caused him to go into a comatose-unconscious-state, he said that Sera'd be next. Sera was lying on a credenza thing and I rushed to pick her up, where she turned into my gray cat Chester for a moment, so the credenza wouldn't fall on top of her. The big bad then left.

By the way, Snow was unconscious because he was actually this guy named Johnny who was somehow important to unleash the big bad or something like that. I do remember wondering if it had been mentioned at any point that Snow was suffering from memory loss...

Next scene was probably some time later and it looked pretty desolate. You know, desert kind of area but it looked like a gas station and there was a bus with its doors open, waiting for more passangers. I was Lightning and Hope was with me. He looked about 15 - 17 yeards old, taller, kind of a mixture of his XIII and XIII-2 self. First thing I did, when I realized I had a gun which looked like an Uzi, was take it apart because "if you have a gun, you gotta know how to use it".

We went to the doors and this woman sat there looking out and she looked kinda Jenifer Lopez-ish. She told us about stuff and how she loves orange blossoms. The big bad arrives and says that he has found a host to become the Messiah of Destruction and, instead of going for Lightning as I thought he would, he went for that woman. Awesome transformation scene! During it, the woman told to herself, before she was, like, possessed or so, to not be so sad or scared because "these aren't orange blossoms, they're poison ivy" and things were gonna change now.
By the way, that Messiah was pretty hot. Neat white clothes, long black hair.

Scene skipped a bit and I am back to seeing things from 3rd Person Perspective. Light and Hope are talking about something, while Sazh and someone else arrive, carrying an unconscious Johnny/Snow with them.

By the way, through this whole thing, a deep, dark, slightly emo and I think metal song played. I don't remember the words too well, but part of the chorus was, "We don't do it for much, but we will do it for pain" oh and the graphics of my dream/game looked amazing!

Wonder what this dream could mean... maybe that I have to play Lightning Returns.
You think that's right? Then I must be...



C-A

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Dremet I ate a big marshmallow, then I woke up, and my pillow was gone.

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I had a dream that Tom Jones was my boyfriend

I mean, he's a good looking bloke and I like older men, but a 46 year age gap takes the cake.

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But the huge dong more than makes up for it, yes? True, it might hang a little lower these days, but still...

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Adrian you make me blush

But you're absolutely right

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The other day I dreamt I was biting into a toasted tomato sandwich, my favorite, and when I woke up, I was biting my cat. No joke.

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Hehehehe.

"Waiter, there's a hair clump in my tomato sandwich and it smells of Whiskas..."

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I have a lot of stress/anxiety dreams, but lately whenever I have them, I end up dreaming about a particular fictional character I like as well. I'm an enormous dork, but it's so comforting - almost like he's looking out for me. It means I don't dwell in the bad parts of the dream when I wake up anymore, at least. Thanks, subconscious.


Hahah, oh no! You must have the world's most patient cat.

I'm sure the cat knows where his favorite toy is...

C-A

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I dreamt something like a movie that was called Battlefield and Justin Bieber was the main character. But for majority of the movie/dream, Justin Bieber was replaced with Adam Richman. And I have to say, it was a large improvement.

C-A

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Starts off horrible but ends up with me getting what I deserve.


I was in a corner shop and a little boy kicked me in the leg and ran off, I saw where he lived so I broke into his house and shot his family.

Then I was being chased by the police on foot, one of them caught up to me and pushed through the window of Currys (the electricals shop) and we had a big fight, he got my gun off me and held it to my face and then I woke up.

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I opened a few tabs from the View New Posts page and it just so happened that you replied in both this one and the "random conversations" thread so I thought that was the one I was reading... "Ah, some jerk kicked her in th-- WHAT??" but then I realized. A bit of a panic, there.

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Hahaha! Well at least you only thought that someone kicked me and not that I shot someone

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