Vending Machine

Southern Corn · Post by **Southern Corn** » Wed Jan 23, 2019 6:33 pm

You get me kicking them out. #catsarebetter

I insert a fluffy little kitten.

Student678 · Post by **Student678** » Thu Jan 24, 2019 12:12 am

You get pointed in the direction of a skip bin with the kitten's two brothers inside.

I insert the kittens' mother, who put them in there, thinking it was a good den for them (but couldn't get them out).

Cesar Zero · Post by **Cesar Zero** » Thu Jan 24, 2019 1:33 am

You get the recently spayed Calico cat that lives near my building and her kittens we're trying to find a home for.

I insert Lieutenant José, the Ultimate Good Boy.

Southern Corn · Post by **Southern Corn** » Thu Jan 24, 2019 6:28 am

You get Einstein, the real Ultimate Good Boy.

I insert a disco ball.

Rehncohro · Post by **Rehncohro** » Sat Jan 26, 2019 10:40 pm

You get a portal to the past.

I insert a rock.

Southern Corn · Post by **Southern Corn** » Sun Jan 27, 2019 4:31 am

You get Dwayne Johnson.

I insert a beehive.

Jean Descole · Post by **Jean Descole** » Sun Jan 27, 2019 5:01 am

You get a hornet's nest.

I insert a USB drive.

Southern Corn · Post by **Southern Corn** » Sun Jan 27, 2019 5:05 am

You get the USA.

I insert Brexit.

Rehncohro · Post by **Rehncohro** » Sun Jan 27, 2019 8:56 pm

You get a hammer.

I insert Superstar Saga.

Cesar Zero · Post by **Cesar Zero** » Sat Feb 16, 2019 7:18 pm

You get Legend of the Seven Stars.

I insert "where's outsert?"

Southern Corn · Post by **Southern Corn** » Sat Feb 16, 2019 7:30 pm

You get a punch to the face like you deserve for that joke.

I insert a fluffy little kitten.

Rehncohro · Post by **Rehncohro** » Sun Feb 17, 2019 9:23 pm

You get a puppy.

I insert Court Records.

Student678 · Post by **Student678** » Mon Feb 18, 2019 6:06 am

You get Record Courts

I insert the piece of ceramic science equipment that gave me a nasty burn to my finger (with a pair of tongs so I don't get burnt again).

Southern Corn · Post by **Southern Corn** » Mon Feb 18, 2019 7:24 am

You get a pipette filled to the brim with toxic acid that you have to make sure to not swallow.

I insert ammonia.

Rehncohro · Post by **Rehncohro** » Mon Feb 18, 2019 10:26 pm

You get bleach.

I insert chocolate.

Jean Descole · Post by **Jean Descole** » Sun Mar 03, 2019 12:36 am

You get a chocolate malt milkshake.

I insert an Ambrosia apple.

Rehncohro · Post by **Rehncohro** » Sun Mar 03, 2019 8:25 am

You get a golden apple.

I insert Sonic Boom (The TV Series).

Southern Corn · Post by **Southern Corn** » Sun Mar 03, 2019 1:56 pm

You get a high frequency explosion- a sonic boom.

I insert a radiowave.

Cesar Zero · Post by **Cesar Zero** » Sun Mar 03, 2019 3:51 pm

You get a wave of thousands of radios rushing towards you. Better run- oops too late.

I insert rain.

Southern Corn · Post by **Southern Corn** » Sun Mar 03, 2019 3:59 pm

You get the great Egyptian god of the sun coming into your room.

I insert a leaf.

Rehncohro · Post by **Rehncohro** » Mon Mar 04, 2019 5:02 pm

You get Animal Crossing.

I insert a toaster.

Southern Corn · Post by **Southern Corn** » Tue Mar 05, 2019 2:16 am

You get STALE BREAD

I insert the sun god.

Cesar Zero · Post by **Cesar Zero** » Tue Mar 05, 2019 3:08 am

You get the daughter goddess.

I insert Scythe.

Southern Corn · Post by **Southern Corn** » Tue Mar 05, 2019 10:25 am

You get an axe.

I insert a zoologist.

Rehncohro · Post by **Rehncohro** » Tue Mar 05, 2019 6:45 pm

You get Zootopia.

I insert a piece of paper.

Jean Descole · Post by **Jean Descole** » Wed Mar 06, 2019 1:57 am

You get a Windows 10 printer test page.

I insert an old Pilates DVD.

Rehncohro · Post by **Rehncohro** » Wed Mar 06, 2019 6:19 am

You get a VHS tape.

I insert a virus.

Student678 · Post by **Student678** » Wed Mar 06, 2019 9:43 am

You get a bacteria.

I insert Drawception.

Southern Corn · Post by **Southern Corn** » Wed Mar 06, 2019 12:35 pm

You get exploding paint.

I insert pizza.

Cesar Zero · Post by **Cesar Zero** » Wed Mar 06, 2019 2:42 pm

You get pineapple.

I insert Italy

Southern Corn · Post by **Southern Corn** » Wed Mar 06, 2019 4:44 pm

You get pasta.

I inset poisonous lasagne.

Cesar Zero · Post by **Cesar Zero** » Wed Mar 06, 2019 9:11 pm

You get a newly developed cure for the poison, which scientists miraculously developed to protect the sanctity of lasagne.

I insert a self-insert.

Jean Descole · Post by **Jean Descole** » Thu Mar 07, 2019 12:26 pm

You get a messy mitochondrial lump from the Parasite Eve games.

I insert a freemium game.

Southern Corn · Post by **Southern Corn** » Thu Mar 07, 2019 12:32 pm

You get pay to play games.

I insert the Emoji Movie.

Rehncohro · Post by **Rehncohro** » Thu Mar 07, 2019 10:18 pm

You get a slap on the wrist.

I insert my brother's Steam controller.

Lone · Post by **Lone** » Tue Feb 18, 2020 4:48 pm

You get a Stadia controller.

I insert a ping pong paddle

Rehncohro · Post by **Rehncohro** » Fri Feb 21, 2020 10:41 pm

You get an eye patch.

I insert Mario Kart 64.

Jean Descole · Post by **Jean Descole** » Fri Feb 21, 2020 11:44 pm

You get copies of every existing musical cover of "Rainbow Road."

I insert a silica gel pack.

Rehncohro · Post by **Rehncohro** » Sat Feb 22, 2020 1:37 am

You get a JRPG slime.

I insert Court Records.

Jean Descole · Post by **Jean Descole** » Sat Feb 22, 2020 1:47 am

You get the unused evidence in 2-4.

I insert a peacock feather.