Quercus Alba Writes to a Tree in Australia

[Nz17]

You can read his letter in this article from The Atlantic. Some people sure are squirrely!

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To: Oak, Tree ID 1070546

11 February 2015

How y’all?

Just sayin how do.

My name is Quercus Alba. Y’all can call me Al. I’m about 350 years old and live on a small farm in N.E. Mississippi, USA. I’m about 80 feet tall, with a trunk girth of about 16 feet. I don't travel much (actually haven’t moved since I was an acorn). I just stand around and provide a perch for local birds and squirrels.

Have good day,

Al
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[Southern Corn]

I mean, his name literally is the scientific name of White Oak, so it's not really an AAI reference here :p

[Nz17]

Let me have my dream! :P

[Emerald Objects]

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[CaptainVictoria]

Spoiler:

Imagine looking at Investigations and thinking; "The big bad should be a tree. Not just a tree, but he should have the scientific NAME for a tree! Oh, and he should make a Scooby Doo reference after you spent ages rebutting him."

Diabolical.

[Smithee]

Spoiler:

Imagine looking at Investigations and thinking; "The big bad should be a tree. Not just a tree, but he should have the scientific NAME for a tree! Oh, and he should make a Scooby Doo reference after you spent ages rebutting him."

Diabolical.

Spoiler:

"Oh, and his Breakdown should leave him looking like a hybrid of Whispy Woods and a ReDead!"