The localization is brilliant (so far). (PW3 QUOTE THREAD)

CantFaketheFunk · Post by **CantFaketheFunk** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 1:30 am

Any doubts I had about the game not being up to the standards of 1 and 2 are thoroughly dispelled. Some annoying typos, though. Maybe we can ask Lost to have the Capcom guys do a re-proofreading? >_>

Luke Atmey and Ronnie DeLite... both of them... BRILLIANT. Atmey's dialogue in particular is spot-on PERFECT.

E~A · Post by **E~A** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 1:31 am

Yeah, I even laughed out loud more than when I played the fan translation.

Busterella · Post by **Busterella** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 1:32 am

:D *Does the happy dance*

CantFaketheFunk · Post by **CantFaketheFunk** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 1:34 am

One of the more unfortunate(ly hilarious) quotes in the game so far:

Spoiler: case 2

Daramue · Post by **Daramue** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 1:39 am

CantFaketheFunk wrote:Atmey's dialogue in particular is spot-on PERFECT.

I'm rather relieved to hear that. Luke is such a badass. :karma:

CantFaketheFunk · Post by **CantFaketheFunk** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:01 am

Showing Larry some portraits in the DeLite house gets some funny responses.

Spoiler: Case 2

CantFaketheFunk · Post by **CantFaketheFunk** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:06 am

....wow. Larry just said that he'd been dating a girl named 'Bennifer.' I can't figure out if that's a typo for Jennifer, or is a dig at both the media "Bennifer" couple and that Larry dates girls with strange names >_>

Busterella · Post by **Busterella** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:08 am

Someone mentioned another girl named "Katty Tom" so yeah, it's a dig. XD

Kat_Aclysm · Post by **Kat_Aclysm** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:17 am

Haaha!! That top quote with Phoenix's thoughts on Pearl are absolutely priceless X3 I laughed there.

Oh gods, you have me wired up for this game now. I preordered it, but I live in Australia and it will probably take a bit longer for them to get my copy out to me. =( Damn International Mail.

Thanks for sharing these. If you want to type up anything else you're finding funny, please do. =D

CantFaketheFunk · Post by **CantFaketheFunk** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:21 am

Also, I have no idea what he's trying to say (haven't moved on yet) but this Luke Atmey line:

"Shall we say the figurative Sir William will be dropping his panties before lunchtime."

I don't know what that means, but it's hilarious and just Luke's entire presentation kicks ass XD

Post by **Bolt Storm** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:24 am

I still like Mia's "Well, we know whose milkshake brings the boys to the yard" myself.

EDIT:

GODOT

GODOT

YES YES YES

"Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than Hell itself... That is coffee."

CantFaketheFunk · Post by **CantFaketheFunk** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:30 am

Speaking of Godot, the entire conversation with Luke Atmey about him is AWESOME. And the fact that it has this line in it just rocks my socks:

"Not surprising.... Some people spend their entire lives idly waiting for his appearance."

(YES. FUCK YES. SAMUEL BECKETT IS HAPPY IN HIS GRAVE.)

Post by **Bolt Storm** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:33 am

: Well, Prosecutor Godot? Your thoughts on this...?

:godot:

: This coffee is my own special blend. I call it Godot #107.

:godot:

: I'm trying to decide whether to cut down on the acidity or the bitterness...

:godot:

: That's the only thing I've got on my mind right now... ...Mr. Trite.

EDIT: O LAWD EVEN THE JUDGE GOT SOME GOOD LINES.

:phoenix:

: The problem I have is here... with the broach on his chest.

:judge:

: A Breach? Here? Bailiff! Get my steed! We need to retreat at once!

Mr. Bear Jew · Post by **Mr. Bear Jew** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:36 am

OMG XD

These are some of the funniest quotes I've ever heard. Damn! I can't wait for T&T to arrive at my house.

Although...something tells me that I'll be stuck on 3-2 for a week like I was with 2-2. >_> <_<

dmacmattack · Post by **dmacmattack** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:37 am

: Elementary my dear lawyer.
:phoenix:

I love her mini omelettes they're magically delicious.

Mr. Bear Jew · Post by **Mr. Bear Jew** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:44 am

dmacmattack wrote::aiga: : Elementary my dear lawyer.
I love her mini omelettes they're magically delicious.

It's decided! As of now, I will forever and always love T&T. :gant:

CantFaketheFunk · Post by **CantFaketheFunk** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:47 am

OK, we should start putting these into spoiler tags.

Poltergust · Post by **Poltergust** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:48 am

Bolt Storm wrote:I still like Mia's "Well, we know whose milkshake brings the boys to the yard" myself.

My goodness! Did Mia actually say that!? XD

Busterella · Post by **Busterella** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:50 am

Poltergust wrote:
Bolt Storm wrote:I still like Mia's "Well, we know whose milkshake brings the boys to the yard" myself.

My goodness! Did Mia actually say that!? XD

Yes.

ILU, Capcom translation team. <3

E~A · Post by **E~A** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:52 am

Can someone post the funny quote about the judge thinking it was an electricity gun in the first trial?

Larry Butz = FUCKING WIN! :larry2:

Sh1n1 ZE FIER · Post by **Sh1n1 ZE FIER** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 3:00 am

CantFaketheFunk wrote:Also, I have no idea what he's trying to say (haven't moved on yet) but this Luke Atmey line:

"Shall we say the figurative Sir William will be dropping his panties before lunchtime."

I don't know what that means, but it's hilarious and just Luke's entire presentation kicks ass XD

You, sir, have just made my day. *immediately sigs quote*

...What does that even mean?! XD

ichigo · Post by **ichigo** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 4:20 am

I can't wait till october to get this game and the localization seems perfect (including Luke's billiant dialogue).

dmacmattack · Post by **dmacmattack** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 4:22 am

He's a real ice man, a maverick.
(describing godot)

TheDarkArchon · Post by **TheDarkArchon** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 4:25 am

Poltergust wrote:
Bolt Storm wrote:I still like Mia's "Well, we know whose milkshake brings the boys to the yard" myself.

My goodness! Did Mia actually say that!? XD

Yes, and it put /v/'s collective knickers in a knot.

Kat_Aclysm · Post by **Kat_Aclysm** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 4:28 am

I have something to share that you may enjoy.

Spoiler: Pedobear? In my Phoenix Wright?

E~A · Post by **E~A** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 4:44 am

Here's a funny one from Case 2 that I liked.

Spoiler:

Mr. Bear Jew · Post by **Mr. Bear Jew** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 4:47 am

It's official: Atmey is Redd White in disguise!

Daramue · Post by **Daramue** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 4:51 am

Sh1n1 ZE FIER wrote:
CantFaketheFunk wrote:Also, I have no idea what he's trying to say (haven't moved on yet) but this Luke Atmey line:

"Shall we say the figurative Sir William will be dropping his panties before lunchtime."

I don't know what that means, but it's hilarious and just Luke's entire presentation kicks ass XD

You, sir, have just made my day. *immediately sigs quote*

...What does that even mean?! XD

It doesn't matter. Luke is so kickass, he himself doesn't even know what he's talking about. In my newer signature, I'm totally using that quote, because it's the best damn thing ever. Reason alone to play this game, actually. :karma:

Post by **Bolt Storm** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 4:52 am

TheDarkArchon wrote:
Poltergust wrote:
Bolt Storm wrote:I still like Mia's "Well, we know whose milkshake brings the boys to the yard" myself.

My goodness! Did Mia actually say that!? XD

Yes, and it put /v/'s collective knickers in a knot.

Kat_Aclysm wrote:I have something to share that you may enjoy.

Spoiler: Pedobear? In my Phoenix Wright?
It's more likely thank you think.

Just how many /v/irgins do we have here? :keiko:

*was around for said thread*

Kat_Aclysm · Post by **Kat_Aclysm** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 5:09 am

Haha that thread was awesome. :gant:

I wouldnt be surprised if half the board was part of the anonymous legion. Anonymous is everywhere, yo.

Yokusa · Post by **Yokusa** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:18 am

These Quotes= Win :gant:

Trabztress · Post by **Trabztress** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 10:01 am

RIGHT THAT'S IT I HAVE TO IMPORT!!!!!!!!!!!

This thread= <3 + EPIC WIN!

Happiness Punch! · Post by **Happiness Punch!** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 1:06 pm

That's it, Aiga might turn into one of my favorite characters.

Uno Questione: What is Godot's catchphrase? That's my rule?

SirLauncelot · Post by **SirLauncelot** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 1:10 pm

Sh1n1 ZE FIER wrote:
CantFaketheFunk wrote:Also, I have no idea what he's trying to say (haven't moved on yet) but this Luke Atmey line:

"Shall we say the figurative Sir William will be dropping his panties before lunchtime."

I don't know what that means, but it's hilarious and just Luke's entire presentation kicks ass XD

You, sir, have just made my day. *immediately sigs quote*

...What does that even mean?! XD

I think it's just a reference to Monty Python. Have a look at this video. There's a line at around 2:23 with words 'Sir William', 'drop panties' and 'until lunchtime'. It would probably be best to watch the whole thing to get the hang of it.

Yuu-chan · Post by **Yuu-chan** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 3:23 pm

OMG
My love for Aiga-chan has grown EXPONENTIALLY.
-Rolls about in fangirly joy-

dmacmattack · Post by **dmacmattack** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 5:54 pm

:A fool is too foolish to know that he is a fool.

Where have I heard that before?

Sai-Chan · Post by **Sai-Chan** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 6:06 pm

Mia: That P on his chest doesn't stand for Phoenix anyway!

Oh god this quote made me die.

Guess_Who · Post by **Guess_Who** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 6:31 pm

All of case 2 is awesome. That is all.

Cheeseweasel · Post by **Cheeseweasel** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 6:42 pm

I'm a bit miffed they didn't play on the name 'Luke Atmey'. However, the following dialogue (Ace Assistant, Ace Apprentice) was slightly funny.

And I only just realised how attractive Ms. ~~Amasugi~~ DeLite is.
AND whenever I'm mapping stuff out in my head, I always call GS3-only characters by their Japanese names out of habit, despite not reading nor speaking Japanese.

At present, I've

Spoiler: minor GS3 stuff, NOT (really) PLOT RELATED

Mikker · Post by **Mikker** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 6:49 pm

Pedo Bear reference.

In a video game.

What has the world come to? :meekins: