You left and adopted a daughter? Fo'why?
I wanted to experience the joys of a daughter.
Dude...bros before hos...

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*knock knock*
Hello?
Uh, hey, yeah. I forgot to go shopping yesterday...and..I ran out of cereal so...*holds up bread*
Darnit, that's the eighth time this week...

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*cries*

Why the heck aren't you working on the last part to that funny.

I need time. Takita's new name is Wocky. WOCKY!!!! I can picture Jabberwock jokes coming soon just give me time to greave, kay.

Come on, It's not so bad

NOT SO BAD? What is the named Phoenix Wright, Bubba Boman or Luke Atmey would be Justin doubt?

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somewhere in another universe- Bubba Boman: Attourney at law

So judge, this proves that not only was Jane atthecrime At the crime, SHE WAS ALSO THE MURDERER!!!!

SCREW YOU, BOWMAAN.

You did it Bubs, good job.

Thanks, Elizibeth Eatsalottaburgers

We lost Detective Luke I'madetective

Don't worry Mr. Jupe Dewoop. It's not your fault you couldn't send that one girl named Bigga Jugs to jail for the accused killing of Deke Kay.

I know, so I'm cutting your budget for this.

Eh?

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Aaaaaaaaaa Wocky is not so bad dad, I mean we don't know if it's a first name or last.

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"ICH BIN EIN KLAVIIIIIIIER!"

"WELL, I'M AN APOLLO!"

"Amateurs...when will they learn that it's pointless to yell out their names at each other?"

"I...don't know. But until then...let's watch and wait for either Klavi or Apollo to beat the snot out of the other."

"My bets are on blondie."

"Fine...my bets are on the shrimp."

"You're both wrong. Ema's going to beat the living crap out of both of them."

-Proceeds to show up and beat both of the arguing parties to the ground.- "...Hmph." -Chucks a few of her snacks at Klavier.-

"How did you know? TELL ME!"

"...Easy. She always does when they're about to beat the crap out of each other again..."

"...Well...I guess we both owe you."

"DAMN STRAIGHT!" -Greedy hands.-

"...." -Mumbles and forks over fifty dollars.-

"...Can you take a raincheck?"

-Bops him on the head.- "...You owe me big time next time..." -Storms off.-

"...Did anyone get the number of that bus?" -Staggers to his feet, reeling.-

"I think it was bus number E...M...A..." -Tries to get up, but falls over.-

"Ow..." -Falls on top of in a precarious positioning.-

"...Let's just leave them like that."

"Yes. Let's."

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SLAVE! come here at once!
yes my lord!

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OBJECTION! *presents wrong evidence*
What does this have to do with anything?
Um...Marco!
OBJECTION! Polo!
(Damn! He saw through my bluff!)

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Jackie Estacado presents (with an extra degree of hostility):

YOUR PAIRING SUCKS!
A completely libelous, slanderous review on the pairings of Phoenix Wright

(I'm not even bothering with some fucking disclaimer. It's the same as last time. If you get offended, good.)

I don't care what your preference is. Yaoi, Yuri, Het. To me, whatever you ship sucks ass. Maybe to you, Phoenix/Edgeworth is soooooo cute, but it makes me want to fucking puke, and makes me question the intelligence on this fandom. Without further ado, the pairings:

Edgeworth/Maya: I'll start off with some het that sucks. HEY GUYS. I DECIDED THAT MAIN MALE/MAIN FEMALE PAIRINGS ARE SOOO UNCOOL, SO I INSTEAD REPLACE MAIN MALE WITH MAIN MALE'S RIVAL! OHHH I'M SO FUCKING SLICK, AREN'T I. No, you're a tool and should be smacked until you bleed. I know Phoenix/Maya sucks hard, but this isn't any better.

Phoenix/Franziska: Last time I checked, Phoenix wasn't a masochist. Also, last time I checked, Franziska hated Phoenix. BUT JACKIE, HATE = LOVE, YA BIG SILLY. If that was true, I should get myself married to whoever is in charge of EA. Also, fuck this pairing.

Kristoph/Klavier: You fangirls make me sick. No seriously, you do. Let's get one thing straight: that German fucktard Klavier is Kristoph's brother, not his sex toy. Apparently, that simple concept seems to escape a shitload of you because everytime I turn a fucking corner, I'm hearing "OMG, ME WANT GARYUUCEST (are they still calling it that, or have they adopted Gavincest?). SOO HOOOOTTTT! I JUST CREAMED IN MY SHORTS!" This pairing can lick my left nut (my right one is reserved for another pairing).

Manfred the Impaler/Gregory Peck Edgeworth: Gee, where have I seen this before? "Hey look, these two people hate eachother, LET'S MAKE THEM A COUPLE." Get over yourselves....please......

Matt/Juan: Seriously, do you fangirls really get off to finding the least compatible match of two characters and pairing them together anyways. It wouldn't matter if one or both of them were female, this pairing would still suck the same amount of ass. Plus, you'd be the same idiot for supporting it.

Matt/Evil!Matt: Are you even trying anymore? Why is it that the second most popular Yaoi pairing happens to be the most fucking illogical. I'm not just saying this because it's yaoi, or that they differ far too much, or it's some fucking "Angel/Devil pairing" cliché. It's illogical because it's the same fucking person. Maybe in your own little twisted world his many personalities are engaging in one big buttsex orgy, but really, at least have an OTP that actually involves more than one person, not just the other person's personality



Maya/Franziska: Now I've been thrashing on fangirls for quite some time, but don't think for one second fanboys aren't as bad. Perhaps they are even worse. As for this pairing, take Phoenix/Edgeworth. Now replace them with their so-called female counterparts. You get this pairing. Not happening people.

Lana/Ema: CMON! WHY? WHY DO YOU INSIST ON DESTROYING CUTE SISTERLY BONDS JUST SO YOU CAN JACK YOUR DICK OFF!? These two were fine as they. They loved eachother like sisters, and now the incest fanboy train comes by and fucks it all up. Now I love my own sister very much. I'll admit I'm affectionate with her at time. However, that does not mean I'm going to starting fucking her! This pairing can lick my right nut.

Matt/Dahlia: Now these two are both evil bastards. They'd seem like a logical pairing, don't you think? WRONG! Using that logic, I'm going to start shipping Hitler/Stalin.

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Onece again JE delivers solid Satire, and is even capable in smacking himself in the face(if you get what I mean). Great job.

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Turnabout Girl Squad! The lost skits!

Teacher just called me "young man"

That stupid wheelchair kid asked me to the Friday Night Dance! But I'm going with Steven!
Hey, Steven!
Eh! Steve!
I'll teach you to steal my date, Eh! Steve! I'm gonna come outta my shell at the Friday Night Dance and show everybody who's whooooooooooo!
GOOD DRAWINGED!
I'm a real boy!

I'm in love with liquid paper.

404'd!
Ow! My browser!

Nothing is cool.

W-where am I?
I can do it! I can do it nine times! *starts whipping him*
Uh! No! Please! Stop! I'm old! And fat! And rich! And cool!

On a roll with Honor Roll.

Franzy, why you always gotta be all up in my bweez-NASS?

You can't be popular AND smart

Dentist!
Jugga jigga wugga!
Deli-style!
Jugga jigga wugga!
De La Soul!
Jugga jigga wugga!
Maya! Are you here to see Brainkrieg?
I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas.
Jugga jigga wugga!

Lets have a boy/girl party!

Hey gals! Let's towel off and meet up at...Phoenix Wright's Ace Pizza Pl-
This is taking too long!
I'm already bored!
I'm going home!
I belong in a museum!

SO GOOD!

IT'S OVER!

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Thats true. But I still hate 'Wocky'. I might get used to it, though.

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Well, I guess we'd better get used to this image:

(this image has been removed from the post because it apparently will get me verbally skewered ._.)

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Court Wars
Episode I: The Phantom Prosecutor
Part 4

*Outside Kurain Village, Mia drives the limousine through the Kitaki Clan's warehouse, dodging thugs and robots.*

*In the Hinomaru Desert...*

Well, this sucks. The limosine needs a new engine.

Do not complain, Maya. Captain Gumshoe, status?

Well, Miss Misty and one your wierd stow-away dogs are heading into the Hinomaru Village to find another engine.

WTF! Can I go?

I suppose so...

YEAH! *runs off*

Wait for meesa! *follows*

....

Poker?

HELL YEAH!!!

*In Hinomaru Village...*

Misty: Come on, your three.

Woof!

What are we looking for exactly, Miss Fey?

Misty: A new engine. Look, there's a junk shop open there.

Hmm...

*they all enter*

*Outside Hinomaru Village, a large sports car arrives, and Manfred steps out, and releases a squad of robotic security cameras.*

Heh heh...

*In shop...*

Welcome to Furio Tigre's junk shop. Mr. Tigre is out at the moment, but please feel free to look around.

*activates robot*

EXTERMINATE! *attacks*

*Hotti screams and runs. Misty goes off to look at engines. Missile runs around barking.*

Are you an angel?

Excuse me?

Nothing. (Not the best line...)

Hey, Wright! We got any customers?

Yes, Mr. Tigre. I think they're looking for an engine.

WHAT! Get the cash register ready, worm! *runs to find Misty*

He's nice.

(I hope you were being sarcastic...) Yeah. My mother and I are owned by Mr. Tigre, even since Miss Starr lost us in a betting...

Hmm...

There's a sandstorm coming. Do you want to stay with us?

I'll think about it.

*elsewhere...*

Youse don't have enough money for dat dere engine, youse see?

Misty: You will sell us the engine at a lower price.

What, youse trying one of dose Defence Attorney things, now?

Misty: Uhh...

Miss Fey, this young boy has offered us to stay at his house during the sandstorm.

Misty: I'll think about it. We need the engine first!

I could enter in the big race and give you the money?

Misty: Hmm...

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Can you stop posting his head on a freakin Neopet? I really think it has to do with the 'Jabberwock' not the 'animal of one of the highest grossing pieces of **** ever made'

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Hey, I had no idea this had been done before, since the release was recent. So chill out. I play neopets, so what? Don't spear me because some people happen to like it too. I was trying to make a joke, but as I've seen recently, my jokes always get people angry somehow.

I thought it was hilarious. I burst out laughing.

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If you're going to complain about my English name, DO IT ON ANOTHER THREAD! NO ONE MUST DEFILE THE FUNNIES THREAD AS IT IS HOLY! *points at ShyTenda* THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO!

Whoa, OK, um....

WET FLOOR, BITCH!
?
Wait, let me try that again.

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(Godot Fan) *on the phone* ...Five whats?

Yeah, five shows max to plug your book.

(Godot Fan) ...You've got to be kidding me. And Colbert is the LAST one? What's a guy got to do for publicity in this world... Well, ok... Options?

Well, there's Fox and Friends, The Late Show, Good Morning America, Regis and Kelly and, of course, the Colbert Report.

(Godot Fan) And YOU, gotta help!

...What?

(Godot Fan) Nothing, nevermind, just book me on all the shows...

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You're breaking the law, asshole!

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Hey everyone, I've been getting some fan mail as of recent about my latest Funny: Mega Wright. Such Good comments I get.. and seems like I caught the dullahan1 death threat too.. Oo? Though, why someone would want me to continue this funny is beyond me? Anyways, lets get some to some letter reading before we start, Nick?
ugh.. why do I bother with you people and your funnies?
just read the damn letters?
fine..
this letter comes from, YOUSTUPIDASSHOLE.
What kinda name is that?
Dunno, it says:
You are the most Idiotic person alive, Who thinks mixing Phoenix Wright and Mega man would be funny? Not me, Why the hell are you even doing this? Just die already.
I would, but I'm under some strange contract with these people..
Who cares, next.
It was a great series and Enjoyed it, I hope Gant makes a cameo in it as a pedophile robot master.
Why do I get the feeling this will go so horribly wrong...
-takes note- Make Gant Pedophile robot master.
WHAT! YOUR NOT SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING THAT!
So what if I am?
Guys, we are running out of time here?
My bad, Anyways, lets continue with the story shall we?


The Awesome Adventures of Mega Wright
The Awesome Adventures???
Just shut up.....
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It seems like Mega Wright has finally come to and became aware of his surroundings don't you think so Prosecutor Man?
Why the hell are you calling me that, and Why is my Cravat yellow now? This is obviously so ubsurd.
Why hasn't my control worked on you.
Probably because I was the first one you turned into this and didn't realize you forgot to add that part into me?
Oh right... but why do you still hang around me? You can go whenever you wish.
Your right, I'm outta here, later.
Gonna go mas-
NO!
Fine, I'll just go and challenge Wright to a duel then.
Good boy, without my control he still wants to challenge him, excellent! though it will be rather boring here until Mega Wright defeats the 8 masters before he gets here, I should hire an Interior decorator to spruce up this place.

-meanwhile back at Ema's Lab-
Here you are Ema, the latest upgrade to the Objection Buster.
thanks Winston, here is your daily cookie.
Yay!
So anyways, Mega Wright...
Just call me Phoenix...
No, we gotta keep in character, Anyways, I have to upgrade your buster so that It can perform charge shots.
So, why didn't you do that in the first place?
it was episode 1, no room to add it then.
then why Episode 2?
its better that way.
Emergency Master Robot Detected! EMERGENCY MASTER ROBOT DETECTED!
What now?
Bring it up on the Monitor Lisa!
Affirmative -screen pops up and shows destroying things-
Larry? Larry is a master robot?
seems that way. But this doesn't look right, Larry doesn't even have Robotic Parts to him, just a big gun.
so Larry isn't a master robot?
Oops, It seems my scanners aren't yet equiped to find Master robots.
I thought you had her ready for master robots
So I forgot a few details, leave me alone. Just go stop larry before he causes any more trouble for the city.
Whatever..
-and so Mega Wright Goes to where Larry is causing a scene-
Larry, what the hell are you doing?
NICK!! OH ITS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU!
yea, good to see you too there Larry, So why the hell are you going in a rampage?
Cuz that jerk Hobohodo didn't take me it was so humiliating..
Don't tell me another flashback.....
I was just walking along with Everyone having a good time....
Oh boy... Ergheiz, Why the hell are you allowing flashbacks?
Cuz I got nothing better to think of, so anyways, Larry Continue.
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-Walking along together happy with glee- YAY!! WE ARE WALKING AND HAPPY WITH GLEE!
I see you are doing well, I will kidnap all of you now!
OH NOES! WE WONT GO WITH YOU!
You don't have a choice... oh but Larry, your useless so I'm gonna leave you by yourself, your don't have evil robot master potential
I DO HAVE EVIL POTENTIAL I DO!!!!
Sorry, but I made up my mind see ya!
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That is what happened? That sounded very cheap and lame to me...
But its true, I swear to it...
Why do I feel this was so dragged on just to get to the whole point of this episode.
-an Objection Shot is fired towards Mega Wright and Larry-
HOLY CRAP WHAT THE HELL!!!
I see your still as annoying as ever Mr. Wright.
EDGEWORTH! WHY DID YOU FIRE AT ME!
I wanted to challenge you with this new upgrades I received.
Suddenly I feel like Larrys story makes sense now.
Well, that is true, but It happened a little differently than what Larry said.
-flashback sequence starts-
OBJECTION! -shot fired at Edgeworth- NO MORE FLASHBACKS THIS EPISODE!
Fine then Wright lets battle it out!
I've been wanting to dish out some of this fustration for a while! Lets duel!

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And so the end of Episode 2 comes to a close, Who will end up victorious in this battle between Mega Wright and Prosecutor man! Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of Mega Wright!
WHAT THIS FUNNY WAS ABOUT TO GET INTERESTING!!
Oh common Wright, its time to shut up!

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This Episode was brought to you today by the following sponsors!
Wait this Funny has sponsors? How absurd!
Thats what I said!

FireFox web Browser, keeping double posts away for many years!
and by.
Gyakusai Brand Cereal &

Oh they are so fruitly Delicious!

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I'm actually going to play a song now.
Everyone get your earplugs out.
Not funny.

Secret Song
I can’t believe it’s you
I never knew it was true
Oh Se-cuh-ret Soooong

Secret So- Sooooooooooooong
You’re the secretest song on the album
Secret Song
Songs are made of myst'ries
And clouds are made of moonbeams
Secret Song

Secret Song
I love you
All night long
I can’t stand to see you go
Secret Song
I love you so

*plays wrong chord*
Wait...
*plays a different wrong chord*
Good enough.

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@EZ: Great series! Keep it up!!!

Welcome everyone!!! This here is Dullahan. If you couldn't tell that from reading who the poster is, you are obviously not as smart as I thought. Well, here I am throwing out another idea.... hope you enjoy.

*in a secret base somewhere in the middle of nowhere*
(is a floating head in a long tube container) Ahh... just another peaceful day where nothing can go wrong!

Aye-yai-yai-yai!!!! Zordon.... I mean um.... Udgey!!! I have some terrible news!!! The city is under attack!!!

Really Alp.... Lisa??? Which one?

The one that our hideout seems to be on the outskirts of. There seems to be a group of terrorists known as the Defense Attorneys!!!

Hmm.... this is not good. We can't have the city get destroyed! Lisa!!! Call...... the Power Rangers!!!

Um..... we can't sir. Saban will sue us!

Good point. Well we need to assemble a team of an elite squad to take care of these evil Defense Attorneys! Lisa! I want you to search the courtroom for a new team of heroes.

Right away sir!!!! *leaves*

What have I gotten myself into?

*1 hour later*

I'm back and I found the perfect leader for our team!!!

This place reeks of imperfection!

Lisa!!! What the heck? I asked for a team of them, not just one!!!

But that's the thing! We can use this man to gather up a team for us!

I will do nothing for you imbesols.

The enemy will destroy your perfect mansion if you don't assemble a team to stop them.

Son of a biscuit! I'll be back!!!

See, now he gets to do the searching for me!

What was that?

Nothing.....

-------*meanwhile in a flying contraption shaped like a defense attorney badge in outer space*------

Yes!!! Soon our plans will come into fruition!!! We shall eliminate every prosecuting attorney known to man, for I am the great LORD WRIGHT!!!!

Who are you talking to??

Ummm..... I thought I was talking to you....

I went to the ladies room fifteen minutes ago to freshen up.... I thought I told you that already.....

You did? I was too busy paying attention to your breasts.

What?

Nothing!!!

Hey!!! Are none of you freaks paying attention to what I just did?!? I sent down my elite squad of play-do robot pirates to take care of the city!!!

What??? I told you to wait!!!

I tried but Pearly wanted to play with the one that looked like a naked version of you.

Say what???

Nothing!

Ahem!!! Do any of you have any cookies?

Go get them yourself you fat lazy man!!!

That is no way to talk to the great Bishop Grossberg!!! If it wasn't for him our alliance wouldn't have been made in the first place!!!! Him and Gregory made quite a pair..... I still can't believe the way he went down.... by the hands of our own enemy....

Who is????

No idea. I can't say Power Rangers... since they umm.... you know.

Right...

*back in a secret base on the outskirts of a city that is being attacked by evil robot pirates*

There, I assembled a team. For some reason, these were the only people available, much to my dismay. I feel so dirty.

What in the name of Adrian Andrews is going on here???

The city is under attack by some evil force known as the Defense Attorneys. We needed you guys so we could assemble a team of crimefighters to fight these horrible beings. Of course you know that now you guys will be forced to the same thing week after week after week after week.... but it'll be a different monster each time. Any questions?

Can we go home?

If you do, I'll have to kill you since no normal person can know about all this.

You mean this isn't just a one time gig????

This is just a buttload of perfect crap!!!

Actually, the dying thing doesn't sound too bad...

You're staying!!!!

Alright!!! Lets go! Geesh!

Hold on! Before you guys go we are going to need to get you guys some belts that have most definitely been used by the heroes of the past that are not the POWER RANGERS! These will help you guys to transform and summon giant robots and all that jazz and blah blah blah blah......... blah................blah........ *falls asleep*

Fine! We take them! We leave!!! Team! Let's go! Now!

What the crappin' ever....

*the team leaves*

I have a bad feeling about this.

*in the big city getting destroyed by giant robot pirates*

Oh.... so is this the best the city has to defend itself against my army???

Of course..... the city is being overrun by a little girl! HOW IMPERFECT!!! I MOCK YOU!!!

I mock you because you guys suck and can't beat them whatsoever!

We shall see about that lil' kitten!!!

LET'S MOBILIZE!!!!

*holds out belt* RED TAZER!

Blue Coffee Mug. Yum baby. Its all delicious goodness.

Yellow Whip you foolishly fools!!!

Ugh.... do I have to??? Fine.... ugh..... black cravat..... sounds so tacky....

Um.....p-p-p-p-ppink uh....g-g-gglasses????

*all of them change into a suit of their respected colors*

Ha!!! You think you guys can defeat me???

Of course we will you foolishly foolish fool of foolery!!!

POWER PROSECUTORS!!!!! ATTACK!!!!

Pshtt... I'd like to see you destroy my evil robots.

Take this you imperfect hunk of junk! Feel the wrath of God!!! *tazer a robot and the electric attack causes it to short circuit and break*

Heh.... watch this foo's! *sips coffee and grow strong muscles* TAKE THIS!!! *jumps into the air and punches a robot in the face, causing it to fall onto a building*

KIYANCE!!!!! THE ROBOT FELL ONTO MY KIYANCE'S APPARTMENT!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

You foolishly foolish robot! Die foolishly by my perfect whip you fool!!! *starts to whip the robot into submission* Now I command you to cease and desist!

*the robot runs away from the battle*

Ugh.... if I have to, then I will. *walks up to the robot* Here we go.... *throws a cravat at the robot, causing it to self-destruct* Whatever....

M-M-Mmmust hide!!! *is hiding in a corner*

No freaking way!!! You guys defeated my robots!!!! How could you!!! *gets on her cell-phone* Lord Nick! We are in trouble! We need to do something drastic!

*on other side of phone*

Drastic she says!!! Mia! Do you have something prepared?

Of course not. I thought the robots would have destroyed everything oh great leader [/sarcasm]

You can complain all you want you pile of jiggling breasts, but you have failed me!!! We'll just send Grossberg out instead!!!

Eh....wot? *gets ejected from the space station shaped like an attorney's badge and lands conviently on the street where the Power Prosecutors are having their battles unharmed*

Boobies!!! Press the button to enlarge our buddy!!!

Whatever you say Lord Wright....[/sarcasm] *pushes button causing Grossberg to become as large as a 50 story building*

OH CRAP!!!!

Oh spit!!!

Yay.... my life will end today...

Help me....

This is too foolish, even by my standards.... which are quite high which makes pretty much everything foolish so really I shouldn't be commenting on this to begin with.

My buttocks hurt.....

What are you guys going to do now?!?!?

Summon our robots!!!! *everyone pushes their button and summons a giant robot. Karma's is shaped like a giant tazer, Godot's is shaped like a giant coffee mug, Fran's is shaped like a giant whip, Edgey's is a giant Cravat, and Payne's is shaped like a giant pair of glasses..... intimidating.....*

What the horndogs?!?! GROSSBERG ATTACK!!!!

*grossberg unleashes a giant fart attack that smells like fresh lemons, immobilizing the Power Prosecutor robots*

GAH!!! Why must everything be so imperfect!!!

Oh..... no...... we are so dead....[/sarcasm]

Your robots can come together as one to defeat the evil fat old guy!

Alright! ROBOTS COME TOGETHER NOW!!! GOD COMMANDS IT!!!! *all the robots come together, forming a giant human-like zord. How those different objects could form something like that is beyond me...*

OH SNAP!!! WE ARE SO SCREWED!!!

Ok.... we are in the robot form.... now what?

Like, you guys have a super ultra weapon... try that.

*the giant robot.... AKA the Megazord.... I mean God of Prosecutors runs up to the giant Grossberg*

Oh my.... this reminds me of my days of youth.... like the smell of fresh lemons....

:God of Prosecutors:

NO!!!!!! *asplodes*

Crap! They won!!! Retreat!!!

CURSES!!!! CLEAVAGE!!! MAKE ME SOME KOOL-AID NOW!!!!

I ain't yo ho!

*back in the secret base located on the outskirts of the city where our heroes just battled*

:udgey: Ahh.... Prosecutors. Great job! You saved the city from smelling like lemons. Even though I slept through the whole battle, I must say, congratulations.

*everyone is silent*

You guys can leave now.

THANK GOD!!!! *all leave*

Well Lisa.... now that they are gone... how about you and I...

SIR!!! I am not that kind of robot... er... woman!!!

I was just gonna suggest we watch some of my old Baywatch episodes.... oh man..... David Hasselhoff..... looks so fine...

I'll be leaving now....

Look at those abs..... yea.....


And thus ends another random story from my very crazy mind! Hope you all lost a few IQ points from that!!!! Mwahaha!

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That made me sad.

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Court Wars
Episode I: The Phantom Prosecutor
Part 5!!!!!

*The day before the race, Phoenix's house*

You're a Defence Attorney, aren't you?

Misty: What makes you say that?

Only defence attorneys carry that weapon.

Misty: Maybe I killed one and took it from him.

Nobody can kill a defence attorney.

Misty: I only wish that were true.

*Phoenix's House, Balcony*

Misty: Mia, are you reading me?

*Outside, Tsunekatsu's Limousine*

Yes, mother?

Misty: Analyze this blood sample I'm sending you.

This is incredible! His midi-whatever things are higher than Master Grossbergs's!

Misty: I was afraid of that...

*Phoenix's House, Bedroom*

Here's that robot i'm working on, Miss Fey!

I am Lisa Basil, human cyborg relations. Unfortunately, I cannot see out of one eye.

Oh, sorry. *puts eye in*

Very interesting...

*Race Day, Hinomaru Racecourse*

Let's get ready!

*Misty, Mia, Maya, Miss Wright, Missile, and Lisa are watching in the stands*

Announcer: And let the race begin!

I am gay! *crashes*

So...a-am...I-I... *crashes*

Hello! *overtakes*

You'll never get away with this, Payne!

*big fight, which ends with Payne crashing*

I'm gaaaayyy.... *dies*

Yes! *wins*

*Furio's Shop*

WHAT!!!! YOU WON THE RACE, BEAT BY BOYFRI-I MEAN PAYNE, AND GAVE THE MONEY TO THE FEY WOMAN, ALL SO YOU CAN GO WITH THEM TO THE CITY AND TRAIN TO BE A DEFENCE ATTORNEY!

Pretty much...

Okay, then.

*outside town*

Have you noticed that several robotic cameras are following us...?

Or that they keep flying away every so often to report...?

Woof! (Or that mysterious lightsaber-wielding figure approaching us?)

Misty: No.

:missile: Woof! (Oy! Does nobody listen to the dog?)

Shut up, dog!

:missile: Woof! (Apparantly, 'ignore the dog' is the order of the day...)

Sorry I'm late. I was just saying bye to mom.

Die!!! *brings out lightsaber*

Misty: Phoenix, run!

Yes, Miss Fey!

Hello, Phoenix. WTF! AN EVIL LIGHTSABER-WIELDING GERMAN MAN IS ATTACKING MOTHER!

:manfred: Prepare for death, Attorney!

Misty: Not on your life!

*Manfred slashes at Misty, but she Force Pushes him into some rocks, and hops into the limousine.*

:manfred: Crap.

To be continued...

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ARE YOU READY... FOR SOME FILLER?

Phoenix falls into Uncyclopedia! ...Not gonna explain how.

Holy crap I'm in an uncyclopedia article! I wonder which one I fell into...



ACK! ...Um... Light... Torch?

TOOOOOO LAAATE!!!!!1

Well, phoenix is dead. Where's Maya?

Oh boy! The Burgers page! Can't wait to eat one!

In Soviet Russia, Burger eat YOU!!!

O SHI-

...Is Godot OK?

EYE BEAMS!!!!!!!!!

He's fine. Where's Gumshoe?

What the hell are all these pointy things?

AAAAAAAAA AAAAAA AAA AAAAAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAA AAA A A AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

...A?

Well, uh... Let's see if Ema's OK.

HOLY CRAP LOOK AT ALL THE RED LINKS! I better clean this up.

And Edgey?

I'm getting out of here to look at some real facts.

Well, Wikipedia's right there.

Good! *walks in*

Well this is nice! [citation needed]

Huh? What's that? [citation needed]

OK, seriously, that's annoying. [citation needed]

...*head explodes* [citation needed]

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Okay ladies and gentlemen, for my latest parody which I'll be making as filler in between posts of me and Takita's joke of find Takita a girl, I present to you: THE MELANCHOLY OF MAYA FEY!
(Waffleman) So, what part am I going to be in it?
Ummm...you aren't going to be in this one.
WHAT? But you said you'd help me become a character in everybody's funnies again!
I will. Once I make another non-parody joke outside of Takita finding a girl, then I'll put you in, okay?
Why can't I be in that one?
Because that involves you being one of the girls Takita has to date.
But I'm not a girl!
Exactly.
Fine...

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HA! you have to use their smileys, but I have my own! Thank you Bigfish!

*both jump Dofa*

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"Whose deal is it?"
"I think it's Mia's..."
"Yeah...it's my deal. And please stop staring at my chest, Grey. Your mother would be ashamed."
"Hmm...Lucky you didn't catch me..." -Glances at the cards.- "Eyes on the cards...eyes on the cards..."
"Eyes on the cards...eyes on the...Holy crap look at those melons."
"GREY! I'm going to make you play 52 pickup if you don't stop that."
"...I mistook you for the weathergirl's all!"
"Bull." -Deals out.-
-checks his hand.- "...Heh..."
"I swear to you-know-who that Gregory's gotta be cheating again..."
"...You already know he is...stop griping about it."
Neil "...Tch. Y'all know somethin'? Greg'd get shot for that in..."
"WE KNOW! TEXAS."
Neil: "...Yup."

[Dangit, we need a Neil smiley...]

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EZ and Dully I LOVE your funnies. They make me laugh every time I read them. The Power Prosecutors, classic, Dully, classic.
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My little contribution:
KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

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I found some shoe polish!
That's mine.
Don't you wear sandals?
It's for my hair, OK?
...Um.

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"Achtung, Frau von Karma..."
"Well...if it isn't my favorite foolishly foolish fool! Wie ghet's?"
-Wraps an arm around Franziska and gropes her.-
"YOU EVER TRY THAT AGAIN YOU FOOLISHLY FOOLISH FOOL WHO FOOLISHLY DREAMS FOOLISH DREAMS OF BEING A FOOLISHLY FOOLISH ROCKSTAR, AND I WILL WHIP YOUR FOOL ASS BACK TO GERMANY."
"But you know you like the attention, ja?"
"...Fair enough. but I'm still whipping you back to Germany."
"EINSPRUCH! That's scientifically impossible to do!"
"DON'T YOU OBJECT TO ME, HERR GAVIN!"
"...I'm stealing that whip of yours one day, Frau Fran."
"Over my dead body."
"Would you like to arrange that, sir?"
"No, danke. I'm quite fine with teasing her, ja."
"...I knew you wouldn't."
"...Or would I?" -DUN-DUN-DUUUUUUUUN.-

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Seems like I got quite the fan following for Mega Wright.
Just get on with it no time for letters.
Fine, I'll just integrate the letters in the story.
Sounds good.
So Ema, how's thing working out with you.
You impling something?
Probably, but lets take care of it later right now we need to start: Mega Wright
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Last time on Mega Wright:
you Killed my father! I'll take you down!
WHAT! It was von Karma who did not me!
Wait... this isn't what happened last time.
Shut up and run with it!
I will use this Objection Buster I received from Hobohodo and take you out Wright!
I need to take you down so I can bring you back to your senses!
What about me?
SHUT UP LARRY!
FINE I'M OUTTA HERE!!
And so we continue this episode!
That opening was so pathetic, You know what Wright, I give up.
WHAT! That early in the episode already? I didn't even get to blast you or anything?
Look, lets just call it a draw and lets get out of here, Its getting rather dull now.
I guess your right.
-and so Mega Wright and Prosecutor Man go out and have a few celebratory drinks to comemorate their lousy battle-
YAY!
So I beat you right?
I believe I gave you to you yes.
Does that mean I only have 7 more to defeat.
HAH! That is laugh Wright, I only left because Hobohodo has no controll over me.
I see.....
WAIT YOU SEEN HIM!
In deed I have, he looks weird though, always wearing some goofy mask. Though some kinda wierd scissor shape thing pokes out of the hat.
really?
Yup, Oh, and I should say that Sammuel from Espodia writes:
D34R L0S3RZ, 1 4M L337 4ND YUZ SUK.
WHAT! HOW DARE YOU! -punches Edgeworth-
What in gods name are you doing Wright!
Amanda from Bridgepoint writes:
I think Edgeworth is lame, why is he protoman, he could've been someone way cooler, this series sucks major balls, EDGEWORTH IS A LOSER!
What in gods name wright! -punches him-
OW! DAMN IT WE ARE SETTLING THIS!!!
Oh your on!
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I think that integrating the letters into the story came out well don't you think so Ema?
Seems so, and it got them to actualy do the fight scene too.
Good, It was kinda lame of Edgeworth to skip out.
Common Ergheiz, Lets get back to what we where doing.
Right...... :blush: Lets get to it!
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-outside of Robot I mean, what City is Phoenix in now?? What ever, we'll call it Angel Grove for some reason-
Damn it, Edgeworth is too strong for me to take him, his objections are so powerful.
thats right Wright, You can never defeat me with just Objections alone!
Is that some kinda clue as to what his weakness is.....
No it isn't!
So blantanly Obvious now...
HOLD IT!!
......
.......
Crap... I thought it would work.
-through the radio-
Mega Wright, You Can't use the Hold It charge, It was the crucial Upgrade I was gonna add to your Objection Buster.
YOU FORGOT TO PUT IT IN!!!
I'll be sure to thank Ema later after I defeat you!
Wait, I'm the hero, I'm supposed to win.
Sorry Nick, fans wanted Edgeworth to beat the living snot out of you, so uh.. later!
This so sucks....
Oh come now Wright it isn't that pathetic to lose to me
-prepares for a might Objection-
I SAID I WILL BE BACK!!!!!
What the?! Larry!?
This is for making me feel less important!
-larry shoots Prosecutor Man as he falls ontop of Mega Wright, both are knocked out and are in questionable positions-
Thats for calling me a loser!!
-larry walks off-
This was unexpected.... I shoudl take some Pictures of this for the Edgy x Phoenix Pairing.. Ema?
Way ahead of you Ergheiz, I sent Lotta Bot to take them.
That is why I love ya..
Ergheiz.. -blush-
A' right Ya'll lets take these picture might quick!
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-some short time later, at Ema's lab-
ugh... why do I have a pounding headache.
I too have one..
WRIGHT!
EDGEWORTH!
-jumps off-
Oh good, our clothes are still on.
That is good, that would have been embarrasing if someone saw us like that.
Oh but we have.
WHAT!!
Yup, and apperantly, all the Edgeworth x Phoenix shippers went crazy when we put those pictures on CR.
WHAT!!
Congradulations you two, your pairing has gotten more popular now....
Just great......
Well, at least I beat Wright.
you sure did...
start to laugh.
What??


And thus concludes this episode of Mega Wright! The battle has won, and the casualties of Prosecutor Man's and Mega Wright's battle was their dignity, as their pictures was posted all over CR and where talked about for until the next Phoenix x Edgeworth pairing picture.
That was the absurd!

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And now a word from our sponsors.
Your actually gonna finish off every episode with sponsors huh?
You know it, it what brings in the cash to pay for your stuff.
You shouldn't.


Ergheiz's Brothers Computer, Where there are questionable things on his desk as he typed, and saw too many WoW related stuff on there.

and by Gyakusai Cereal and:

They are so Lucky, you'll eat them up!

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Old Macdonald had a farm, EIEIO!
Oh, it's a union gig, huh?

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EZ, hahahaha, that was hilarious "Congratulations you two, now your pairing is more popular than ever.." That was great.

I HAVE HUGE B...
EDGEWORTH! Not in front of the children.
?
What? I was going to say huge bags under my eyes. Man this last case has made me lose sleep.
Phew, thought you were going to say something else.
*winks* Don't worry Wright. I got huge "those" too.

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Yup, now I need to someone to actually draw that <_< that would be sick. I'm just plotting my next episode now... Probably bring Maya in next. >_>

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A new bad ending:

"Mr Wright, present the wrong evidence, and you will be forbidden from this court. Forever."
"I present my tie. It's red and I haven't washed it in three years, and I named it Marcus."
"....."
(Text box pops up. Screen fades.)
"Well, I'll never lawyer again....Did I use the right word, lawyer? Whatever. Anyway, I decided to start a new life as a bohemian poet in Manhattan. Make some friends. Maybe get a Broadway musical about us like those kids in RENT. Whatever happens happens. And if all else fails, I still have that shiny quarter in my trust fund.....I think the guy in the seat next to me just cut one. I hate plane rides."

End.
BOOHOO U PHAIL, LUSER.

[x-posted to the "that will never happen" thread]

And now the next exciting Adventures of Mega Wright!
What no Flashy intro?
Nope, Oh, but I do have to say we have a special guest in todays funny.
Who?
Just wait! Anyways.
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Wright, we need to find a way to get those pictures that where taken of us and take them down.
For once, I agree with you Edgeworth, We should work together to take them down!
Good to see you two up!
ERGHEIZ!
Why are you here? I thought you wheren't gonna be in the funnies?
Change of plans, I'm now crucial to the plot it seems.
Whoopie... Are you the special Guest.
-smacks Nick- No you Idiot
fine..
Master Robot Detected Master Robot Detected.
Put it up on screen Keiko.
Affermative!
-sees that Maya is raveshing a McDonalds-
WHAT MAYA! I HAVE TO FIGHT MAYA!!
Seems that way Wright... But she doesn't look like she has robotic parts to her.
True, she looks like she is being controlled though.
I thought Maya was transformed into a Master Robot for me to defeat, thats good.
Nope, looks like she is being controlled by.
WAFFLEMAN!!
WAFFLEMAN!
Wait, who's Waffleman?
His backstory will take too long to talk about so I'll just shoot to him.
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(Waffle) I'm finally in a funny, And I'm evil! YES!!! THANK YOU EZ!
Just get on with the plot or I'll exclude you.
(Waffle) Right... Maya, Continue to eat to your hearts content of burgers!
Yes master!
(Waffle) Another Question, Do you like Waffles!?
Yes!
(Waffle) Good!
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That didn't explain anything!
What ever, Just go out there to defeat him got it Mega Wright!
Don't call me that.....
This is asburd, Ema, Can you turn me back to normal.
Sorry Prosecutor Man, but we need you to fight alongside Mega Wright so you wont be turned back to normal anymore.
Yup, that is correct.
Oh before you go, and before we forget to do it.....
We added a new charge option to your Objection Busters, the WAFFLE! Chant!
Waffle Chant? I will not be saying such nonsense.
its either that or stay as a robot forever.
So how do I use it.
Easy, whenever Waffleman says you like waffles, Just yell WAFFLE.
Easy enough.....
Now, Mega Wright, Prosecutor Man Go out and defeat Waffleman!
Right right....
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(Waffle) Why am I here anyways... Oh well, I'm in a funny, and if I do good I'll get a re-occuring role!
Yes Master
(Waffle) Though this is a bit annoying....
Yes Master...
(Waffle) uh.....
:edgewroth: WAFFLEMAN! WE ARE HERE TO STOP YOU!!!!
(Waffle) Finally some Action!!!

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Will our heroes fight off this threat? Why did Ergheiz Add himself and T3h Waffleman to the story? But most importantly, Will Maya shut up and continue ravashing that McDonalds. Tune in next week for Mega Wright!

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(Waffle) Can I do the Sponsor Reading?
Sure why not....

(Waffle) By McDonald's, Because we all want that nice McD's Advertisement Money!

and by:

Gyakuasi Cereal and:

ZVARRI I'VE DISCOVERED IT!

(Waffle) You should Make WaffleMan's Cereal
I'll think about it

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NO!!!! EZ!!! You put Waff in a funny!!! The apocalypse is coming! Please help us!!! Btw, great stuff!

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this is madness!
madness...
THIS IS COFFEEEEEEEEEEE!

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EZ, bwhahaha, DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES? Oh my, you're adding the Waffle song in there aren't you?
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The Truth about Pearls Ball:

Hi Mr. Nick!

Hey there Pearls...

:pearls ball: KILL!!

D..did, your ball just talk?

I don't know what you're talking about. It's just an ordinary ball.

Um, okay, but I swear...

:pearls ball: KILL NOW!!

Okay I know you heard that.

Heard what Mr. Nick? We just want to play ball.

Um...okay *starts backing away slowly*

:pearls ball: KILL NOW, FEED ME!!

Yeess Master.

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Perhaps I am >_>

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